Category Archives: wishlist slave

pigsnot brings in the New Year with a BANG!

I’m wearing My newest Helly Hansen coat from wankalot, scarf from hairlip and the Canada Goose hat Princess fan bought ME last winter.

pigsnot started the year with a wallet bang!!  $790 worth of Amazon Gift Cards and $100 Itunes gift cards!   Oh pigsnot!  How about a little more FUN tonight!?  WE LOVE IT!

Like I mentioned in a quick update on My last entry, mrobot coughed up $800 dollars after getting completely mindfucked by Me on the phone!

$100 from pantystain   🙂  Oh and lezzys’ toy contacted Me and I can expect more cash in the mail this week!  I think around $1,500.  Can’t wait!

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doomed brit = doomed shit

doomed brit = doomed shit

doomed brit! I received your $300 today.  That’s nice and all but I know you have more money!   Follow the link I emailed you today and send $1,000!  Have your booze out and your cam ready to make stupid videos.  Buy a blow up doll, big marshmallows, a funny hat, and a LOT of alcohol. you are a fucking piece of shit and that money belongs to ME!  If you do not obey, you will be ignored.  p.s.  I hate you! 🙂

slave d the guy who pays the $500 monthly recurring payments popped up and sent a surprise $500 after seeing the pictures I recently posted of MY radiant smile.  Yay!

crunk spent his day on the phone with ME and a big bottle of hooch!  he sent $500 and cried big crocodile tears on his webcam.  lol he’s one of those sad drunks!   hahaha!

slavey davey, panty stain and hairlip have all been doing a great job with MY amazon wishlist.  Item after item has been quickly disappearing!  Good job, boys!

Cold Shoulder Top size L  promptly purchased by slavey davey
Printed Cold Shoulder Top size L slavey davey
Another cold shoulder top size L in white slavey davey

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I’m Always On your Mind

Been very busy the last few weeks.  The weather had been nicer and we were taking advantage of it!    Been making the yard pretty, going on hikes, planting flowers, had a tree removed, redid My fairy garden, took a road trip, got the travel trailer ready for the new season.   Kinda lost track of all the donations and goodies since the last time I posted.. But from the last two days I received $500 from the ukraine, $200 from screwy stewy to purchase MY custom bikini, $100 from some newbie young guy, $300 and a new firepit from twinkie, new boots from slavey davey and most of MY Athleta wishlist wiped out!  Way to go, boy toys!  Oh and let’s not forget hairlip has been loyally paying 3 times a day for 156 straight days.

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Share the shame!


So HRC was looking at a dead body when I sent Her this message.  She said My view was more disturbing. hahahaha!    you probably can’t really see what it is..but it’s a picture of an IM sent of a picture of a picture of senor doggy attempting a headstand on his hotel bed.  (I spared Her the nude version of the headstand)  he sent $500 and was actually mildly amusing on Skype last night.  Yes boys, sometimes your pathetic texts and pictures are shared to MY friends to laugh (puke) at.  They often complain they can’t un-see the shit I send them. hahaha whoops!

mrobot activate!  you never answered My question about billing!

Someone bought My Ma some slippers off MY wishlist!  Good boys.  you can do some of MY Christmas shopping this year.  Check MY Amazon often to spread the Holiday Cheer!

We are replacing all Our slippers and auctioning off the icky old ones.  I will be getting a picture of HRC’s tonight.

Here’s Stevie’s well-worn fuzzy slippers.  Send Me an email and your highest bid!


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Back from camping!

Back from camping!

Had a blast!  We have so much more shit we need for the camper.  First it was blistering hot and humid.then it rained on Us..but We still enjoyed Ourselves.  My Amazon list continues to grow.  We are going out for another weekend RV trip in a few weeks.  Get to shopping!  Lot of camp gear!  Need the camping tables before Our next trip.  Our old card table was too heavy and bulky.  We got through the entire set up and set down of the trailer.  We were pretty proud of Ourselves.  I am going to have one of you buy Me a few accessories for the equalizer hitch.  Will add them to MY list later.  We did make some hillbillies dump Our sewage.  That is some grossness!

Don’t have any camping pics to post because I would have too many people to blur out.  But here’s  a picture of My camping coffee mug purchased by slavey davey.

Etsy Goodies
Fun stuff for the RV
Lady Guadalupe oven mitt/set  actually I want this for home
Kitsche Loteria Wall Frame
Senorita Cosmetic Bag

Look what We grew in Our garden!  Our first zucchini ever.  I bet all you cock gobblers are slobbering.  This baby would fit in your man-gynas perfectly.


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My boys make My life so easy!

My boys make My life so easy!

tom the turd sent $200 amazon GC for the Boho Chic bedspread and pillow shams!  It’s about time you came out of hiding and started doing your turdly duties, tom turd!  Keep it coming!

$500 from sissy tommikins!  HA!  he drove by the adult bookstore and there were a few police cruisers parked in no dick today for tommikins.  Total frownie face!

Received $100 cash from pantystain in the mail. Received $100 from fratboy slave.who is no longer a fratboy.he’s just a cheap fat boy.

The other day we went to Home Depot so fatmac quickly sent an Home Dept E-certificate to cover some of Our purchases.  After Our shopping, we went out for dinner and sent him another picture of Our tab and he quickly covered that! fatmac is so fucking under MY pretty thumb!

On another re-decorating rampage. Re-painted the laundry room and re-did a dresser in there.  Having My local boy install white bead-board wainscoting to cover up some brick in the laundry room.  Yay!  Accepting HomeDepot and Lowes gift certificates.  I know most of you have a Home Depot credit card.  Get your ass to H.D. and buy gift cards if you want to use your store credit because they won’t let you buy H.D. gift cards with H.D. credit cards for some reason.

Buy Me HomeDepot E-gift cards!

MORE ETSY GIFT CARDS!  I am so addicted to Etsy! Art, decor, jewelry, oils!

Why is the Boho Chic bedding still on My Amazon Wishlist, you skanky hoes?! fulfilled by tom the turd

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Prettiness Pays!

Prettiness Pays!

My New shots are already shrinking brains and wallets!  The goodies are coming in!  sissy tommikins bought Me the newest ipod.  So now both Me and Her Royal Copness have brand new ipods purchased by tommikins! $100 from pantystain, $500 from the ukraine,  $400 from the italian prisoner.  Goodies continue to disappear from My amazon wishlist!   Keep the cash flowing, boys!!

Pic of some of our latest gifts. (Love the red coat! So warm!)

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