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pigsnot buys Another Computer for Me!

Update: Another $300 Amazon from pigsnot!

Big pigsnot haul!!  Still need to tally up everything…but well over $3,000 including the latest and greatest Macbook Pro 15″ ($2,000+) for ME!!!  Yeehaw!!!   I will post pictures when the computer get here! I posted pics of the gift cards on tumblr when they were coming in.

I’m not quite exactly sure how much he spent so far because I often trick him along the way by having him send gift cards to cover Amazon items on My wishlist..then while he’s all confused and horny, I force him to buy the item as well. Plus he has a habit of accidentally buying double of things while he’s all dazed and confused! heeeheee!!  I’m still trying to shake the last few dollars out of him.  Let’s see if he has anymore $$$!! (he did! I confiscated!)

Some of the other Amazon loot for Me and My gang!
$100 Clarks shoes
$80 Nike Flex
$62 Keen sandals
Several Under Armour tops and shorts
$80 Under Armour tactical pants
$60 blowdryer
$200 sunglasses
$70 Clarks shoes
$60 Clarks
$280 Vizio Soundbar

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Spending The Holidays Spoiling The ONE you Love

For those of you who don’t follow My twitter, here’s another photo of Me that I tweeted from MY short trip to Chicago.

$300 donation came in from slave b in Oregon.  he continues to never contact Me…just sends mysterious $donations$!   That’s A-okay with Me! lol  slavey davey was an excellent minion this week.  he bought Me another North Face coat and a Frye purse…well, actually TWO Frye purses but I am sending one back because I had some problems with it.  he THEN immediately sent a $100 Etsy GC and asked Me what I wanted for MY Thanksgiving prezzy. 🙂  I still have to pick something out for him to buy.  hairlip continues to diligently pay his 3-times a day tributes.  he also sent $100 to cover My salon visit next week.  twinkie sent $500 Holiday donation and picked up Our Thanksgiving grocery and wine tab this year.  🙂    Oh and blast from the past drunk tom popped up and sent $200 and did $200 of shopping. he first contacted ME in the late 90’s.  Today, I saw him on cam and was floored how old he looked!  he’s still as lame as ever.

Waiting for a bundle of cash to come in from pigsnot!  Should be here in a week.  I will update when I actually have it all in MY greedy hands!  he also bought a $200 Amazon Gift, $170 pair of boots and $210 down coat from My Amazon wishlist.

This weekend We are staying at the cabin that We stayed last Thanksgiving!   It’s pretty far out so there is no internet and very spotty phone service  so you won’t hear much from Me.  Keep yourself busy sending ME cash and prezzies!  I know you will be missing Me so much!!  I will be back Monday though!  We are taking a  25lb Turkey with Us to prepare there.  This should be interesting since I don’t think We have ever cooked a whole turkey before.  What the hell are we going to do with all that turkey?

Fleece Pants size Tall L
Layering Tank Black and Ivory size Tall L
Oversized throw Driftwood

Longjohns! For Me.. click Misses TALL and get black in size L hairlip
Longjohns for HRC click Misses size Small in black hairlip

Moonstone Earrings
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

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My Eyes..how they capture you!

$500 from sissy tommikins!  he drove down to the bookstore for more dick and they are closed for 2 weeks!! Horrors!

$400 from loopy for legs.  What a stupid ass!  $600 from the ukraine!

Sent pantystain on a secret mission to buy Me some special items that are available nearby.   How I love having minions all over the country, all over the world ..at MY beck and call. 🙂

Let’s of shopping for our upcoming trip!  There’s 3 of Us to spoil! So hop to it!  Absolutely loved the 2 Lily Pulitzer dresses hairlip bought!  wimp dick just bought a third one for Me. 🙂  I’ll be updating MY list.  Do your duties little pig droppings!

MACYS stuff for ME (use code  if sale still running)
Lucky Split Neck Top size L  ***
Capri Jeans size 12
Sleeveless shirt for HRC size S   hairlip

Porter Henley Top L Bright Navy Electric
Asher Top L Sapphire Blue Rolling  **

Sands Aslant Dress L
Stripe Maxi L
Kai Stripe Dress L  hairlip
Flore Maxi L  **
Flore Top L  **

Violet Tie-Dye Top size L

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you Too Will Soon Be in the BONE-ZONE!


If you are reading this..you will immediately have the overwhelming urge to SHOP!

Etsy Etsy Etsy! Bitches!
Gemstone Leather Necklace  hairlip
Sea Dangle Earrings (hairlip got Me another bright colored pair like these and I LOVE!!!) If you buy this, be sure to email ME before so I can give you a code She sent Me in the last order for %15 off!

Custom Nike Running shoes I designed them to say AMAZON on the ID get size 10.5
Nike Visor  in BLACK  I already have one of these..but I use the fuck out of it and it’s getting sorta of warped.

MACYS stuff for ME (use code  if sale still running)
Lucky Split Neck Top size L  ***
Black Peasant Top size L
Crochet Sleeve Top size L
Nike Hoodie size L in Black  hairlip
Nike Vintage sweatshirt size L in Black joe blows
Nike Sports Bra XL Grey

Bedding get coverlet in Queen Pomegranate and 2 matching Shams

LOTS of stuff I want here!  Send BIG Gift Cards
Danica Rug $128!  (you have to add your email to buy)

On Sale Dress L

Blue Dress



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BitchyBeauty Binger!

Update I got another $600 out of loopy on Sunday night!   Go ahead boys and shop MY Amazon, I managed to get a hold of the one chick at My local UPS who knows how to hold all shipments without tracking.  🙂

tommikins sent $1,000! What a good boy!  My minions bought up My Etsy jewelry faster than I could post it!  In case you missed My little update, sir wankalot mysteriously popped by and dropped $1,000 out of the blue.  sir wankalot, you obviously haven’t changed.  Embrace your defeat!  Now go send another grand and how about  more gift cards to that cabin We stayed in November?  We had so much fun!

loopy4legs sent Me a text the day after his big binge telling Me thanks but please not to text him anymore because he was getting his life back in order. Well guess who texted last night innocently asking Me about how DropCams worked and later got talked into going out to score more coke and start sending Me all his money!? I squeezed $1500 out of his credit card!  I made him run around the house in his pantyhose high as a kite. he took full photos for Me. I will share this cropped version which had ME laughing My ass off.
Look at Jesus watching him on his phone and crying! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!  Why do I find this so fucking amusing!  I can’t stop laughing My superior ass off!  Seriously! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!

Ok we are leaving to go camping Monday!  See ya freaks on Thursday!  I’ll have My phone for texting and maybe tweeting.

Macy’s Concepts Cold Shoulder Top get L

Hippie Earrings
Cross Necklace get 18

Eddie Bauer
Tee on Sale get Navy in Tall L
Notch-neck tee  get black in Tall L
Tee on Sale HRC size Small R heather grey

Soft Surroundings
Bedding get coverlet in Queen Pomegranate and 2 matching Shams

Cache Cold Shoulder Dress get XL


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Pay While We Play

Pay While We Play

loopy4legs midnight update:  he spent $200 on a pair of Michael Kors shoes which are most likely going to be WAY too high for Me to ever want to wear in public.  So My plan is to take a few pics in them and sell them back to him for $1,000 the next time he buys coke.  he can snort it out of MY shoe which I’m sure will make it even more potent and kill even MORE brain cells!!   Hurray!!   he also sent another stray $100.  lame.

loopy4legs Update: $400 more cash and a Cache dress for $180.  Omg!  I lost track of all the cash he spent today!  My fun might be done for the night because his adult aged son just sent him a message warning him to “delete his phone” because mom is pissed at him for something!  HAHAHAHA  Greatest Day Eva!

Update: loopy4legs coked-up spend-binge!  $200 prepaid card, $300 prepaid card, $250 prepair card, $600 Cash, $300 Credit Card tribute, $250 BestBuy gift card!!  I already used the Best Buy to buy another DropCam.  I then sent him wired on coke to Macy’s and he spent $400 on this Michael Kors purse.  First we were looking at a cheaper purse, but I told the Macy’s woman on the phone to get the more expensive one instead.  he was pleasantly surprised when she rung him up.

loopy for legs popped out of recovery!  Coked up and ready to pay!    Time for him to start snorting and hitting CVS for rechargeable credit cards!  he’s buying the cards now…and saying “yes Boss” in front of the cashier.  lol  Fun with cokeheads!

slave d’s recurring $500 payment came through this weekend!!  speedy dick sent $500 as We drove home from the campground and terrance sent $400 last night while We watched TV.    Awww…nothing like getting cash whilst away from the computer. 🙂

We had a fun time this weekend.  Fishing sucked.  But We had a ball.  We broke  several of our fishing poles and I put a few more on My wishlist which were immediately purchased by wimpdick and slavey davey.  Good boys for answering the call of duty so quickly!  Lots of other items disappeared off My wishlist this weekend.  We are going to be heading out again early next week to camp again.  I want to hit this state park during the week because weekends are just too crowded.  We will probably do a lot of biking because this place is suppose to have several beautiful bike trails.

Remember wimpdick who sent his wedding ring to ME and who’s wife divorced him for catching him crossdressing in Her clothing?  I predicted his wife would divorce him well before it happened and that she would replace him with someone else.   She did of course and I am sure she is much happier now.  wimpdick will now be put on a strict cocksucking schedule.   Canadian sissies: shoot ME an email if you want to shoot down wimpdick’s throat.  he needs as much cocksucking practice as possible!

crunk go buy 2 more bottles of Vodka!  I want you drunk all week!


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Forever Embrace your Addictions!

Forever Embrace your Addictions!

Just had to add another blog to share what happened to sissy tommikins.  he sent $700!  Yay for tommikins!  The cocksucking-iest, payslave-iest, sissy-iest panty-wearer around!  As his reward, I sent him out a little later than usual to go suck dick in his favorite adult bookstore.  Well, he had a big meal right before.  tommikins found the Holy Grail of knobs to slob!  A huge big black one! his very favorite!  he sucked and sucked for some time but the guy got a little aggressive in his thrusting and gagged tommikins so bad he threw up all over his booth.  The guy was so offended and grossed out that he left before tommikins could finish business!  Lolol!!  he should have just kept going with puke in his mouth!   SOoOOOO disgusting!!

$200 from bollywoody in India.  I’m turning him into a Dalhi-Dicksucker.  Namaste, fag!

mrobot found himself back at his yahoo, performing his dronely duties.  he sent $300.  I now have his payday programmed into MY phone so I will be bombarding him with texts on payday.

crunk continues to drink!!  I got another $400 out of his re-inebriated ass and he finished off another bottle.  I send him occasional texts, day and night, instructing him to send little clippies of him taking shots!  I want to make sure he is keeping up with his drinking regime!    Embrace your addictions, assholes!! I will never let you recover!!!  Don’t ever stop drinking, crunk!  Drink or die, ya dickless wonder!

$500 went through again this month from the guy who said he would just pay monthly but didn’t want further contact.  I will continue to post here when you are re-billed, but I still think you totally need to contact Me and let Me fuck your brain and wallet harder!

Monterey Dress hamster butt

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