you might have noticed that I have been very lazy and haven’t updated MY blog in a seriously long time. I’m retired, deal with it! Although I’m retired from providing content, photo shoots, staying up to all hours talking to pervs and listening to sickos and their twisted fetishes…I am NOT retired from effortlessly collecting your cash. While I enjoy My life in MY own personal mountain paradise, you will continue to work and toil daily in order to consistently and generously pay ME. I am still active on Twitter. Follow ME on Twitter! Twitter is the best way to catch glimpses into MY life.
This is where I always planned for My Findom to lead ME — a stress-free life of comfort and beauty, love and stability, freedom and security, adventure and leisure! Findom has enriched Me beyond My expectations but still, I will graciously accept your cash!
you will continue to pay ME until the day you leave this earth!
For those of you who wish to send cash anonymously this processor is 100% anonymous. I don’t see anything on the payments, not even your email address. If you want Me to see your slave nickname or email address you must put it in the comment box.
SPANK PAY, for wankers.
Hi minions! Long time no update! Life is so different here. I spend much more time exploring the great outdoors than I do interacting with perverts. I’ll be heading back to Ohio for a month or two to tie up loose ends, do MY taxes and take care of some other responsibilities. We will move the rest of Our stuff and the pets up here probably in summer and drive My truck across the country. I can’t wait until We are all settled here in Our Mountain Paradise! All My good boys are embracing My New Life of Leisure. Well, there is more physical labor and planning involved living here..but My man-slave will be here soon to help with that. Right now I’m feeling quite bad ass learning to be more self sufficient. I love that My favorite boys are financially supporting all MY dreams and phases of Life!
slave alaska was so inspired by My most recent selfie that he just sent $1,000! My smile and happiness should inspire all you lowly males to reach deep in your wallets and GIVE GIVE GIVE!
mister peepers is a sly, skittish old fart who disappears for long stretches of time. he has sent close to $2,000 so far! I’ll wring his last dollar from him.
mystery pig! you are getting on MY nerves. you a very late with the last 2 payments! FIX it!! I don’t care what personal sacrifices you have to make in your own life! PAYING ME is your number one priority!! Remember this, mystery pig. you are shit. you are dung. you are NOTHING when you aren’t pleasing ME. Right now, I want to tear you apart. Drain every dollar in your account until your anxiety levels are sky rocketing!!
rat bastard continues to do thousands of dollars of shopping and tributing! he has filled My new home with all kinds of great stuff! he spent thousands last week! $1100 cash, thousands of dollars and shopping and gift cards. Our constant shopping sprees are thrilling! Let’s keep spending your money together forever and ever and ever!!
So this weeks highlights have been the surprise $500 from mystery pig! I’ll be investing your cash into wood floors, ya wee piggy pervert! Yes mystery pig, next Friday is your Official Pay Princess Day! Don’t think for a second that your generous bonus cash is going to get you off the hook for your bi-weekly wallet raping!! Double MY fun with double your funds, minion! Gawd, taking your cash month after month is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!
Oh then I got ANOTHER slave from alaska who has a thing for MY butchy winter wear! Hell yes! Get a pay-boner for MY beanies and thermal underwear, boys! HAHAHA! So I named him flaming baked alaska and he sent $600 for his first tribute. This made slave alaska totally jealous so he sent $500 in hopes of remaining MY favorite alaskan slave. Yippy for ME!
Every day! Please Me! Serve Me! Obey Me!
Camo Jacket size Tall XL
Zip Fleece Tall XL in Vicuna
Deer Henley size L
Patagonia Down Jacket XL in Buffalo Green
The doomed brit got drunk and tried to send $400 but he accidentally put 2 in the quantity in one order and sent $600 total. he also made a INFOMERCIAL for ME. Check it out!
Now cleanse your eyes by looking at MY beautiful, radiant smile!
There’s another plot of nearby land I want to buy! Amish furniture, snow plow, outdoor toys…so many ways to spend your hard-earned cash. Get it in gear, bozos!
Whoever “r” is who is sending ME prezzies–the items are going to Ohio. I am getting them forwarded to ME but send them to MY new Amazon wish list hidden address here out West! This is the wish list everybody should be using. (Some guys got MY “TOP secret list”. They know to use that one instead.) Send more prezzies, “r”!!! More Eddie Bauer gift cards too.