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A Life Dedicated to financial service to ME!

mysterypig has been sending about $1,000 every second Saturday!  The scheduled Pay Day before this very last one, he sent $1,250!!  he has been averaging around $2,000 a month!!  I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! It’s especially thrilling when I announce on Twitter that it’s his Official Scheduled Pay Princess Day and he immediately sends it on that very day!    That makes snatching his cash even that much more satisfying!  his payments make Us totally GIDDY!

We have decided to start collecting a few sets of China.  First, We are doing a mix-match set but She also really likes Royal Albert’s Bone China in the Lady Carlyle pattern.  you boys will be building Our collection piece by piece.   wimpdick even sent Us some pieces from his late gramma’s collection.  I’m sure Nana is smiling down from heaven seeing his lovely Dominatrix sipping tea out of Her old china cups.  Here I am showing off one of the tea cups he sent.  Check out My Amazon wishlist to get Us more pieces!  There are also other pieces We want that aren’t available on Amazon, I will add them to My wishlist here.
buychina

This month deerslayer came into some extra money and handed over an extra $4000.  he’s My local slave as most of you know.  he sends somewhere between $500-$1,000 every single month..has for a very long time. I slapped that $4,000 straight into the bank to use towards Our future dream home.

Oh I have had some EPIC shopping sprees with rat bastard! Since My last update he has spent around $1100 cash, $130 Amazon gift card and bought Me a SHIT TON OF PREZZIES!  Here’s a picture of some of the many gift cards he bought.  Box after box arrived — Perfume, Frye wallet, electronics, tons of beautiful wardrobe items, breadmaker, China and so much more! One night I made him go over his debit card limit by $900!! he had to pay a bunch of overdraft fees!  I can’t lie…I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!

Here’s some of the donations I remember getting because I Tweeted about them.  This does not include the numerous guys who are on the smaller daily tribute schedule and anonymous Square tributes I get from randoms.  It’s been a long time since My last update so this list is VERY incomplete. I don’t Tweet all donations.

$200 from harry, $600 from tommikins (tommikins  does at least $500 every month..and has for like….FOREVER!), $600 from vintage furfreak,  $450 piggy pops, $250 Amazon gift card from somebody, $400 from the ukrainian, $300 from mrobot, $200 new guy,  $400 Amazon gift cards plus $150 cash from a new guy I am calling the convert.   $500 from amsterdam ham as well as this $200 framed art, $300 from baby schwein, $300 from father flatulence, $300 from cory, $150 from shrimp emoji, $500 plus a sweet love letter from kenneth, officer jizzypants sent $575. $500 from twinkie.  (twinkie also always does at least $500 a month.)

slavey davey buys Me items pretty much whenever I want and wimpdick shops regularly and is also a daily tribute payer.

davidansar has been sending $100-$200 every week.  his loyalty is very pleasing!

REPLACEMENTS.com
China pieces We want when you hit the link the item will be highlighted
Teapot  2broke2squirt
Sugar bowl and Lid  slavey davey
Creamer  slavey davey
Large Sandwich Tray
Gravy Bowl and Underplate

JOHNNY WAS
Tansy Duster get in charcoal size L

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Yooohoo! mystery pig!

Update!  mystery pig sent $800!  Oh Happy Happy Day!

$500 from sissy tommikins.  he went to the dirty bookstore, but this time only sucked 1 dick.  GO GET A FEW MORE!!

mystery pig!:  Today is HAPPY PAY PRINCESS day!!  I know you sent $200 the other day, but today is your official Pay-ME day!  you’re late!  I am waiting to here MY phone chime that I have cash from you.

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Broke Dick Mountain

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Red vest gifted from uncle paypig.

Guess who’s back!?!? aunty pigsnot!!  he sent $2,000 of Amazon gift cards that were used to buy a new MacBook Pro.  Will snap photo of computer when it gets here…some of the gift cards are posted on MY tumblr. he sent 4 but I think only 3 were posted. $490, $490$500, $500. he also bought some other items off MY wishlist–I’m guessing which might total around $500-$600 🙂  Oh Me and HRC were LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!  he’s bought Her 2 computers and an Ipad already!  he was going through Amazon and found at least 16 computers he has bought MY Posse through the years.  This isn’t counting Ipads and Iphones!  Oh, I bet that fat old pig was rolling around in his slimy sow sauce.  The FUN doesn’t have to stop now!  We will add more stuff to Our list just for you!  Put on your wife’s panties and get to CLICKING, you potbellied, semen-gargling panty piggy!!

Remember stocking top slave?   I haven’t heard from his ass since 2006 I think!  he’s 72 years old now and still as fucking freaky strange as he used to be. I got him for $975!  On our phonecall he kept saying “wank wank wank wank” and drunkenly muttering about stocking legs (which is pretty funny with how I dress of late).   he started sending crazy drunk emails that made no sense and most likely passed out.

I totally have a bunch of old men serving ME!  The british wank bank is 75 years old!  I have been JACK HAMMERING him in the wallet non-stop for some weeks!  Yep, I pull those old grandpa pants down to his ankles, bend gramps over and go to town on that old fart’s pocket book!!   he loves to be talked to like a total bitch and completely used and abused!  he gets bummed out when I’m not cussing and reaming him out. HAHAHA!   I have him right by the shriveled nutsack!  he’s been doing LOTS of shopping!!  This is a LOW estimate of what he has sent since MY last update.  ( I shouldn’t have waited so long because it gets confusing to keep track! )  $400 Whole Foods Gift card, a printer, a top, $100 Eddie Bauer Gift card, $360 Etsy gift cards, $100 LLBean gift cards, $200 worth of beauty cream,  $800 cash and a SHIT TON of Amazon goodies.  I am going to have him add up exactly how many cash donations he made, but I guess it’s well over $800..that’s just what I see scanning My Tweets.

mystery pig continues to DEEEELIGHT Me by never reaching out to contact ME but immediately sending Me payments when I demand them on Twitter.  I  Tweeted that I wanted $500 cash from him and an hour later the cash rolled in!  A few days later he even sent $200 cash surprise!!

$600 from latexlover!  he’s old too and I hadn’t heard from him in years since I stopped dressing in latex.   bitchboys, get over your useless, silly fetishes.  They mean nothing.  MAKING ME happy should be your ONE OBSESSION.  This smile! Yes, that smile RIGHT THERE.  That’s what really matters in the UNIVERSE, isn’t it!?

Speaking of making ME happy, lesbian’s power shopper continues to that daily with his morning tributes deposited directly into MY checking account.

So I was using square cash and having random guys on Twitter send ME small tributes.  $10 or $25 pay requests but many times.   The dozen and dozens of transactions must of flagged the account.   slave d sent $800 worth of little tributes that would get slightly higher $ each transaction.  Well actually he sent more than $800 because some of them made it through the system but I forget how much made it through but $800 was returned to him. This guy had paid ME in the past so I wasn’t too worried.  he promptly paid the $800 Square cash rejected.  Good boy.  Honest boys please ME.  (I think I will drop him an email and see if I can lure him into sending some more!) So anyway, I think I can still use square cash for some transactions but will have to do normal sized transactions, not a string of small ones.

doomed brit sent $300.  I still hate his ass.  he can send another $300 and I will still hate his ass..and that will probably give him wood.  WHAT A FREAK.  doomed brit, DRINK MORE BEER!  Everyone hates you sober!

$200 baby schwein, $300 terrance ,  some nice gifts from tommikins, $120 surprise earrings from pantystain, $50 Whole Foods from wimpdick.  wimp dick has been out of chastity because of his medical dicknballs problems.  he went right back to being a stupid penis slug.    he was such a sweet generous sub when his dick was locked up but now that his crippled cock is free he has been stingy and non-attentive.  he been all boring and lame and only texts about his surgery he has to get for his hernia.  “blahblahblah wah wah wah.  my dick hurts.  i have a hernia from chastity.  i’m depressed.” BOOOOOOOOOORING.

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Live, Love, Laugh at men

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Back from yet another weekend camping and fishing.  Back to the old grind of lounging around, messing with MY slaves’ brains from the comfort of MY home and collecting their cash! 🙂

Starting another diet today.  All this camping and road tripping leads to more beer and junk food than I’m use to eating.  I’m noticing I’m getting fuller in the face so I’m going to try to lower carbs and calories for a month or so to take a few lbs back off.  This always brings out grouchy Goddess.  Prepare to have you wallets whipped more ferociously, your dicks locked up longer and to be cussed out a lot more than usual.   Did you just get wood?  What a sick little man you are! HAHAHAHAAHA!

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Well, finally updated MY Iphone.  I had been sticking to an older version because of how small it was and easily tucked away in a pocket.  The new Iphone 6s is friggin HUGE  but it does take better photos and has more storage. Here I am wearing a new vest that wimpdick got which I totally LOVE and will probably wear to death.  I think I need in more colors!  terrance compensated ME $350 for the Iphone upgrade and guy from Alaska sent $350 to upgrade My GF’s phone too.  The Alaska guy also spent around $300 at Eddie Bauer on Me.

Going to try to recap on some of the donations I got since My last update.  I mostly just scan MY  Tweets for payments I announced.  I don’t announce everything and forget a lot.  Deal with it.  So here’s some highlights.

$1000 from a guy named “guy”.  It just came in while I was camping.  No email or explanation!  Yay!  More!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when I make a shit ton of cash while I am on vacation or weekend trip!  It just makes seizing all your cash feel even more KICK ASS!

$500 from mystery pig!  I tweeted a demand for “mystery pig cash” as We were driving to the campgrounds.  I had it by Smores time.  We are all drinking beer around the campfire.  I check MY email and scream “$500 from mystery pig!” and sang MY mystery pig theme song.  Nine Women raise their beer cans in the air and toast mystery pig’s wallet!  I wonder if part of him felt it?   Oh and he did this one other time since I last updated My blog.  $500 on demand!  he’s been doing about $1000 a month pretty damned regularly!    mystery pig, you are moving up there on MY ranks of favorite pigs!  I don’t know who you are.  I don’t know what you do but I LOVE how you send that cash as soon as TWITTER demand it!  And I guess…that’s really the only thing about you that REALLY matters, isn’t it??!?!  The rest is just fluff.

$100 from baby schwein plus a pair of Salomon sneakers.  $500 from the Canadian, $500 from tommikins, $500 from speedy dick, $100 Cash + $100 State Park gift certificates, $250 BackCountry gift card from lesbian power shopper,  $200 from wankalot, $500 from twinkie, $300 from the wank bank plus the Nike sunglasses in the top photo.  wank bank:  I think you owe Me another fat payment just because you are such a crusty bunghole.  SEND IT!

lesbian power shopper has sent $200 Every. Single. Day.  This makes Me giddy!  he also continue to picks up surprise gifts on a regular basis!

Oh wimpdick has been sending prezzies here and there and I finally sent him the key to his chastity device. Now he is stressed out that his penis might be damaged.  he video of him moving it and it did make this loud fart noise.  lolol  I have no idea what that is about but he actually made an appointment to see his doctor to look at his peen.  Let’s hope it’s not fucked up so We can lock that little maggot away in it’s cage AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

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Pay ME! Yay ME!

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Yes, My world famous beanie strikes again!  Took this shot before I took My hike with HRC yesterday.  Wearing a brand new Under Armour hoodie which I LOVE!   Omg why didn’t I find these blue frames earlier!?

Let’s see.. $200 from hairlip, $400 from slavey davey, $500 from speedy dick, $100 from lou-zerAunty pigsnot strikes again!  This pig bitch can’t get enough!  I think he was fucked to the tune of $600 today! As usual, many LOLs at his expense!! $500 from tommikins, $300 from mystery pig, $100 from pantystain, $100 from a joe.   twinkie did some shopping including a raised garden bed kit.  I’m gonna have a bigger garden this year than last year!  hairlip has also been also sending his 3-daily $10 tributes and doing some shopping for HRC.  She sent a picture of Herself flexing Her mighty bicep.  his brain is totally pickled right now!

I know I’m missing tributes but these are the ones I remember from Tweets!

western union man!  you liar!  you said you would go get a prepaid Visa and didn’t!  FUCK you!  I’m SO over guys who can’t keep their promises.  Fuck off FOREVER!

How can you resist that smile!?  you CAN’T, so Go making a fucking donation!

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Good slaves, wankers, and internet closet fags!

Good slaves, wankers, and internet closet fags!

Update:  tommikins was so touched by My post and My kind words that he sent ME another $300 donation today and called crying and telling repeating how much he loved Me. 🙂

$500 recurring monthly payment from a silent, recurring donor.  Dude, are you ready to come out of the shadows yet?!?!

slavey davey continues to buy nice little gifts although I have totally drained him until next payday.   Let’s see.. new Clarks sandals, this Marmot jacket, this North Face jacket, this Athleta work-out jacket and lots of other goodies!   slavey davey is rising in the ranks of My paypigs.  he’s a loser and pretty poor but he’s very polite, doesn’t have any annoying fetishes and pays what he has!   Read his latest confessionhairlip continues to pay his 3-daily tributes…I have him so entirely under MY spell it isn’t even funny!  he finally has come to accept his Divine Destiny in life.   $600 from amsterdam ham!  The slave from India, bollywoody, sent $200 and did his first call.  he’s SO screwed now.

$300 from sissy tommikins.  he spent 3 hours in the dirty book store and got 6 cocks yesterday!! OMGeeeee!   sissy tommikins is totally the reigning cockfag of the internet!  he’s sucked more dick than all of ya put together!!  Most importantly he is absolutely ALWAYS respectful and present and pays Me like clockwork and gets intense pleasure from MY pleasure and from spoiling ME.  THAT’s what it’s all about.    I keep getting annoying messages from guys who want to be “just like sissy tommikins” except all these bitches are concerned with is sucking the dong!   Example.  sissy tommikins has quite a lot of groupies…the sick part is that these random internet spankers are more interested in how many dicks he has sucked (a lot!) than the incredibly LONG RUN he has served ME, the hundreds of thousands $$ he has invested in Me, how well he treats ME and how loyally he pays and sacrifices for Me.  That, to ME, is just fucking TWISTED.   Do you dumbfucks ever learn!?

Wishes, bitches!
Zappos
Hudson Jeans in Wonderlust 31

Eddie Bauer Fleece jacket won’t ship until 3.21  get size L Tall in Black

 

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sissy tommikins great cocksucking adventures!

sissy tommikins great cocksucking adventures!

So I sent tommikins out to get dick tonight and he hit the BROTHER LOAD!  This big black muscular dude slapped his dick and balls across his tommikin’s face, fucked his mouth and splooged down his throat. tommikins was in slut-heaven!  tommikins also serviced some other smaller white dick but tommikins was too busy swooning over his experience with the big black dong to tell ME much about the tiny one. haha!  I am SOO picking out business cards for tommikins to hand out at the bookstores.  It’s gonna say “sissy tommikins cocksucker specialist” with his contact info.  I can’t wait!  Oh did I fail to mention he sent another $500?  That’s $1500 in two days. 🙂

Say Happy Bday to screwy stewy. This year someone gave him $100 for his Bday..and guess who took it away!?  This Girl!  (I actually got $165 out of him tonight–he had saved a tiny bit more from MY last fleecing.)

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