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Living the Life!

UPDATE!! After the last time speedydick sent $500 after falling off the wagon several times, he sent ME this gem.  Yes, “quitting ME” by text yet again and begging ME to help him quit his additive behaviors.  Boohoo whatever will I do?  I knew he’d be back..but he didn’t even manage to stay away a MONTH even!   Today he sent ANOTHER $500 and immediately quit ME again. MUAHAHAHAHA!  Since the wagon is warmed up…I guess it’s time for more wagon rides!!  Who’s next to fall off the wagon?!  Again, admission is only $500!

A slave from years ago reemerged.  he went on a total Amazon shopping spree!!  he bought a SHIT ton of hiking and backpacking gear off My  wishlist!  he also sent Me a $500 gift card directly from SouthWest plus $400 worth of SouthWest gift cards from Amazon.  Will post pics and tally up all the shopping when the stuff start arriving!  Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
Keep shopping My wishlist, man-pets.  Here I am wearing some of the goodies you boys bought from Eddie Bauer.  Top from twinkie and jacket from slavey davey.


I’m already thinking about Our next vacation.  I’m thinking Wyoming or Colorado.  Who wants to fund the entire thing?  There is nothing better than witnessing Me enjoying a vacation funded solely by you!  Haven’t tried it!?  Oh you should!

Guess who sent yet another $500 donation!?  mystery pig!  These $500 donations from My secret admirer totally thrill Me!  Keep them coming, My mysterious cash cow!  amsterdam ham just sent $600. Very good. 🙂  $300 from a guy named john from Boston, $200 NF donations from alan,  $100 from an indian asshole.


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Can’t Keep Track of All The Cash and Prizes!!

Update : I got zippy to send a $500 Amazon gift card too!  he also bought Me this Helly Hansen jacket.

Update:  Just got a surprise $500 from an old lame flame!  I can’t remember the nickname I used to call him.  I’m gonna email him and ask. lol!  — (it was slave zippy!)

Wow! Been some time since I updated MY blog!!  I can’t really remember everything I looted since My last entry but I’ll share some of the latest.
Blue Tory Burch Eyeglasses which I TOTALLY Love.  twinkie bought them along with the prescription lense as well. So I could start wearing the the minute they arrived. Yay!  Totally make MY eyes twinkle blue, twinkie.  lol

$350 from loopy for legs who was snorting coke again.  What a Fucking FREAK!  $300 from mystery pig.  he still has never contacted Me, but the cash keeps coming!

Last night $350 Amazon GC from Auntie pigsnot!   I used that gift card to buy My niece some boots and a purple Under Armour jacket. he also bought Me these Frye boots which were totally on sale! I love the lug heel!  Auntie didn’t stop there!  The pantied Auntie also got 2 bottles of perfume Dior J’Adore L’Absolu and Sisley Soir de Lune which came to about $240.  It also bought $200 worth of Sephora gift cards!  Woohoo!!! Oh yeh and also ordered these Prada eyeglass frames sometime last week.

I’ve been on a big perfume rampage!  We decided We totally wanted to update Our perfume collection.  We wanted more sophisticated, grown up, high end perfumes.  I tossed all MY cheaper celebrity fragrances and the girly fruity, lighter stuff I wore when I was younger.  I’m ready for grown up perfumes now.   hairlip bought MY GF a $132 bottle of Chanel No 5 Eau Premier which She will wear for work.  She is totally giddy over it!   he also got Me a $120 of Thierry Mugler Alien Perfume.  LOVE it!

I’ve had slavey davey’s prezzy dispenser’s pedal to the metal for weeks!! he just can’t stop himself!  So many awesome gifts!  Jimmy Choo’s perfume, $200 restaurant gift cards, a $120 big bottle of Dior Pure Poison, $200 Etsy GC, $60 Netflix GC, he also got ME this $164 turquoise necklace that I totally love wearing.  he sent around $700 CASH this month including the Valentine’s cash I mention further down this blog.

pantystain bought Me one of My favorite Versace perfumes.  The Eau de Parfum is being discontinued I think, so I made him buy Me a big bottle.  he also got ME a bottle of Coach Perfume.  kenneth got ME this Prada Perfume gift set and this beautiful Bvlgari Rose perfume.

We were SO spoiled for Valentine’s week.  slavey davey sent $300 to help Us enjoy it and hairlip sent $400 and $200 for HRC’s Valentine’s dinner.  I got a slew of Valentine’s donations this year.  Good boys!!  mrobot sent $200, $500 from twinkie, $200 from terrance, $200 from deerslayer, $300 from pedrobot, $100 from screwy stewy, 300 from toejamjam.  Shit!  I really can’t remember all the shit I have gotten since VDay!!   I totally lose track when this much time goes by.   I have been very pleased with My stable of piggies’ performance in February.

hairlip has now paid Our Verizon phone bill three months in a row and has also dutifully been sending $10 three times a day on top of everything else!  🙂

Oh and a brand new guy from Ohio named david sent $200 cash in the mail and I expect to receive cash from him every pay day!

wankalot blocked Me again.  I guess he wants ME to fuck him extra hard next time he shows Me his pathetic bi-polar ass.  Oh and I will.  Last time he promised again to turn over a new leaf.  Well that lasted a week.  Fuck that! I will NEVER show restraint fucking his wallet again!  I will always GO for the jugular!  I will GET IT all and as FAST AS I CAN!  I will BLEED him dry and leave him rotting on the side of the road!

Oh and remember lezzy’s toy????  he’s that guy who out of the blue started sending ME envelopes full of delicious hundred dollar bills?!!  I think he sent around $25,000 or something in just a short time.  It was GLORIOUS!  Well, he poofed too!  lezzystoys!  Get those envelopes coming again.  you are TOTALLY slacking in your responsibilities to the LESBIAN NATION!!

Capris for HRC size S in Navy
Metro Slouch size Tall L in Black

HRC wants a vanilla based perfume.  Get Alien Essence Absolu for Her

For HRC Pants size Regular Short size 4 in Chrome  hairlip
 Fleece Jacket size TALL L in Kiwi hairlip

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Toes for hoes

toejamjam coughed up $500 today for a 60 second peek of My tootsies on cam.  twinkie bought Me the greeny beanie and I love it!  slavey davey recently bought Me the same beanie in blue which is being custom made for Me.  I tossed in one last photo to the collage of Me posing with some of lezzys’toys cash!  Speaking of lezzys’toy, another $1,000 came in today!  Haven’t gotten an email from him for a few days.  Guess he couldn’t make it to the library! LOL!  Me and My sweety are saving up all this cash for something very special!

hairlip completely buckled when he saw a new photo of The Blonde Goddess of Hotness!  She graciously made a custom photo posing with a new Bose Mini SoundLink pigsnot surprised Her with!   One look at that pic and hairlip was frantically wallet-humping My Amazon wishlist! HAHAHA  he slapped a $300 Tory Burch leather tote bag for Her right into his shopping cart before the second photo had even loaded!  pantystain also bought Her a pair of Salomon trail running shoes which She loves!  slavey davey sent $100 plus did about $200 of shopping for Me and let’s not forget the ridiculous wimpdick who has shopped MY amazon wishlist every day this week as he minced around in his leotard and drink piss out of the commode.  Here he is dining on oatmeal boiled in piss.

Gifts that came today.  Prana top from hairlip, Eddie Bauer goodies from slavey davey, The North Face jacket from twinkie and I can’t remember who bought the Merrells but I love them!

$300 from mystery pig came through this afternoon!  Still not one peep from this guy!  hahahaha!   My buys have been making ME so happy!!  Keep up the good, work Mah Minions!  To the rest of you!
SEND CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home

Oh if you are a regular and want a membership to the old BitchyBeauty site send Me an email for the password.  I ‘m not updating it, but I’ll give passes to all those who are loyal and useful to Me.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

Handmade Dish Set $520 **
Custom set of plates  These will be MY fancy guest dishes.  Send ME  an Etsy Gift Card for them.  If I Love them, I will add bowls to the set!

Packable Shirt  Tall L in Dusty Coral
Twill Pants Tall 12 in Sprig
Tank in Jade Tall L
Stayshape Pants for HRC Petite 2 in Driftwood

Send a E GiftCard so I can buy these Hudson Jeans

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Findom Fundom!

Update: mrobot sent another $400–for a total of $800 the last 2 days. 🙂

ladystoy!  I’ve been trying to get a hold of you via email!  No reply.  you really need to consider getting text on your phone so I can send you orders in an instant and you can communicate with ME more regularly.   I think another $ penalty is in order for not getting to the library enough this week to read and reply to MY emails!

Look what came!  Another $1,000 cash from ladystoy and $400 SouthWest giftcards from pigsnot!  ladys toy has been sending his envelopes of cash!  It’s so fun going to the mailbox and finding so many little cash envelopes in there and opening them up!  Most are all new $100 bills!  Nothing like a clean new crispy!!  I LOVE LOVE LOVE getting cash in the mail!
$400 from mrobot! he’s been put on a strict Oatmeal-Only diet until he can cough up another $400 cash.  I should have made him mix it with his piss instead of water, but I guess I was in a good mood. LOL!

The mystery pig from Oregon sent another $300 yesterday!  Continue to please Me from the shadows, little minion!  🙂

$200 Hudson jeans from a secret admirer,  slavey davey did about $200 worth of shopping and still has another $200 left for Me to use! Let’s see, he picked up some goodies from Etsy plus even more Eddie Bauer items!   pigsnot sent numerous Amazon gift cards this weekend for items for ME and My sisters.  I need to tally it up but maybe around $450 worth? I will check in with pigsnot for the total. 🙂  he sends so many it sometimes becomes a blur!  pigsnot also sent $150 worth of Sephora cards for Us.

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