We’ve been doing a LOT of biking lately! Here’s a shot of Me in some of pigsnot’s new fitness apparel. (Shoes by fatmac) Took it from Our bike adventure we went on Sunday. Covered about 30 miles. It was a nice but breezy day. Three of Us beauties were all dressed head to toe in work-out apparel that pigsnot and fatmac had purchased. I mean everything..sports bras, socks, capris..ect. Every item purchased by MY shopping pigs. (As it should be) We have more trails we want to explore! I have added bicycle mounts for the the bed of MY truck on MY amazon wishlist. Get them asap! Will need 3 in total! Chop chop!
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sissybitch from the past comes back

A little sissy bitch I used to talked to back in mid 90’s found his way back to MY lair. he sent $300. I’m not sure if he realized that the first 200 payment he sent is WEEKLY recurring! hehe. sissy jason..do you know that you signed up to pay ME $200 every week? If not, it much be Divine intervention! The Universe obviously WANTS you to pay ME forever! I’ve decided that sissy jason’s new and improved nickname is now sissy honey booboo. Cute huh? Giving Me dollahs, makes him holla!
$500 from daniel. I haven’t named him yet. I’m going to give him a bit of time to earn his worth and his nickname.
I think I received the last of the items that pigsnot purchased on his last drive-by looting! he got on yahoo and said his supposed “good-byes” ..again. he’s tried to quit us SO many times unsuccessfully. pigsnot, you are 100% lesbian owned and operated! you don’t make the decisions any more! WE DO! It’s over when We say it’s over. Which is NEVER! you are the official Queer Girls’ Gravy-Train and We intend to ride it for a long, long time! Toot Toot! p.s. Stock up that liquor cabinet! you get both BORING and delusional when you are sober. hahaha! I swear one day, I’m going to get a hold of you and brand a big double-Venus symbol right across your big blubbery arse! Or maybe a tattoo of a big pink Double-venus with $ signs raining down on it. you’re the lesbian’s leprechaun — so get a big mug of beer and dance the credit card jig for US!
Prizes and Surprises from My loyal piglets :)
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Looks likes some hacker got into MY aol email and sent strange spam to a BUNCH of you. I did not send it. DO NOT CLICK IT. Changed password. Everything is fine now. Sorry about that!
Weird..photoshop won’t let you edit photos of cash anymore!. Had to crop and resize this pic on iphoto.
$420 cash from twinkie arrived today! I love envelopes of cash!
$300 worth of Cabela’s Gift Cards for Lady Cop to use towards a gun or ammo or whatever gear She wants.
toiletbrush contact ME asap. I have some exchange and order issues with your last order from WHBM. PLUS more shopping for you to do! senor doggy! Send $500 on Venmo now!! Rainy, grey boring day. Will be home tonight for chat and phonecalls with paying and generous slavie-poos!
sissy tommikins get fiscally fucked!

sissy tommikins just can’t resist photos sent to him of Me and Her Royal Copness! I just doubled up My pretty hand and rammed rammed rammed that wallet this week! After viewing our pictures he went straight to his computer and he dropped yet another $500!
pigsnot has picked up a few more items. I’m hoping he will have a few drinks today and take another spin through MY amazon wishlist!
My toiletbrush got into the fun yesterday as well and spent around $300 shopping Express and White House Black Market! I have more wardrobe desires, toiletbrush! Get your ass back online and have that wallet out and waiting!
sissy tommikins forever in MY debt!

pigsnot bought over $900 $1,100 $1,400 worth of stuff today! yay! I updated a lot of new items on MY wishlist! Get to shopping! Even though I leave notes on the items mostly for pigsnot..feel free to buy any of the items! I just slap them up there because they motivate him! They should also motivate you to spend spend spend! So get to shopping! MY AMAZING AMAZON WISHLIST!
Just got $1,300 from sissy tommikins! yaaay! What a good little cocklovin’, sperm chugging pay piggy he is!
Isn’t My bike the cutest!? We’ve been doing a lot of biking on the weekends. I still need a bicycle lock and a few other accessories that are on MY wishlist available for your shopping pleasure!
toiletbrush, I found a few more things at WHBM I want. Email Me!
Added to My wardrobe wishlist! Gimme Gimme!
EXPRESS
Express Dress the gray and black is no longer available so get the Sage Mist in size L
Express Dress size L
Dolman Sweater Red in size L
Cold shoulder sweater get either Black or Blue in size L
Workout Stuff
QuickStep Capri get size TALL Large (be sure to get TALL!) in color BLACK
Kick Booty Yoga Pants size TALL Large in BLACK and also get a pair in XS Regular in Asphalt for MY friend.
Revelation Pants size TALL Large in Black
CACHE
Foil Animal Dress size L (Might take pics in this one if I like the fit)
ETSY
Labradorite Ring
HUDSON JEANS
Hudson Jeans
BadAss Bitches in Leather!

Her Royal Copness got this leather jacket from pigsnot. It’s SOOO bad ass. I want one too! It’s only $600! Buy ME this badass jacket! Email Me for size and shipping info! This jacket is Divine!
Buy Her Royal Copness a Harley leather jacket! I have this jacket already and She’s obsessed with it. Get it for her in Small because I’m sick of her trying on mine which looks ridiculous on her little frame. Try doing BEST OFFER and get it cheaper. Email Me for info.
Add new things to MY wishlist and merged some older things you asshats haven’t purchased yet!
fatmac has been shopping like a fool! he can’t resist workout wear! I left you a few assignments on MY amazon wishlist, blubba!
Grinning from ear to ear!
The 50 inch Full HD, 3D, Plasma TV is here!
Picture is cut off all stupid cuz I was doing it with a timer.
I’m so friggin adorable! This blousey cold-shoulder top was purchased by fatmac I believe. BIG PREZZIES = BIG SMILES!
toiletbrush! Come back and let’s do MORE shopping! toiletbrush cleaned up most of MY Whitehouseblackmarket wishes.