Oh My! So much FUN! We are trying to get as much camping in as possible. We have a bunch of weekend camping planned for October. We have SO much new awesome gear! lesbian power shopper continues to marathon shop and I am LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT! his recent gifts include: a $500 Husqvarna chain saw, $160 cardigan, $90 Pendleton throw, $80 Frye cosmetic bag (love it!), $250 Pendleton blanket, camping cot, hatchet, axe, $70 knife, $100 backpacking chair, $250 4man tent for car camping, $70 camp stove, $330 Frye purse (LOVE!), $400 gift card for prescription sunglasses, $200 green puffy jacket for backpacking and a bunch of less expensive stuff I didn’t mention. Sometimes surprise gifts show up that I have no idea that he got! To top it all off he bought HRC a $450 Rifle Optic (went on sale for $425 after he bought it). She was bouncing off the walls in glee! lesbian power shopper has also been religiously sending $100 every single day and paying Our phone bill! This is how it should be done!!
So! speedy dick came out of his “recovery” and got fucked out of $500. he begged ME to take less cash because he couldn’t afford it..but I said “fuck that, bitch” and collected MY usual $500 from him! Immediately after I screamed in ecstasy when his Paypal chimed My phone, he said he was giving this a break. HAHAHAHAHAHA! ..but he says that like every 2 weeks. That’s pretty much the schedule of the wank-a-wagon he continues to fall off. ALL ABOARD, bitches! CHOO! CHOO! Coming through. Time to fall off the wagon, again!
So I decided to give a british slave who has popped up a lot lately his very own nickname. the wank bank. The wank bank sent $600 a few days ago. I expect to do many more easy withdraws in the future!
Oh and just yesterday I tweeted to mystery pig.
Hey, mystery pig! I wanna do the mystery pig money jig!! ???????????? — Princess Sierra (@PrincessSierra) September 21, 2015
Less than an hour later I received $500 payment from him!! I AM ABSOLUTELY LOVING how this little bitch boy sends fat ass donations right on cue!!
$400 from toe jam jam, $200 from baby schwein, $400 from the mormon, $350 from twinkie, $400 from shawn who sounds like a gay uncle and of course other random donations that I have long forgotten about. Keep that cash flowing in boys! I have some annoying repairs to do on the house. I just found out MY drain pipes are collapsed and need replaced and I need to put in new gutters and gutter covers. I probably should take down this huge tree in MY backyard too. I really didn’t want to put any more money into this house before I move. Pooper! Anyway, I have been in an incredible mood this last month. Keep working hard for ME boys! That’s what you were designed for. This is what I created you for.