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UPDATE!!!!!  I’m literally rolling around on MY bed laughing MY ass off and gloating!!  This blog was up less than an hour and speedy dick read it and got worked into a lather yet AGAIN!!  he called and sent another $500.  he says, “you think i’m pathetic.”  I say.  “I KNOW you are pathetic!”  When I asked how much he sent (I actually wasn’t expecting  another $500 after he sent $1,000 today) he just sat there quietly.  When it came in, I screamed and laughed so hard in his ear that I think it startled him!  I had a serious laughing fit.  Like, I’m sure I sounded like a hyperventilating, wheezing wicked witch I was laughing so damned hard!  he says in his most manly, man voice.  I. Am. Done.  BAHAHAHAHAHA!  $1500 in 24 hours.  his new record.  Relapsing 3 times in a single day.  Oh I can’t explain how exhilarating it is to fuck with this one’s mind — How great it feels to strip him of all his cash!!   True, I really prefer good obedient slaves who give themselves and their cash to ME with love and devotion.  But some of you bingers are so damned entertaining to brainwash and send spiraling into insanity and debt!

The struggle only sends you sinking deeper!  Speaking of “the struggle”..speedy dick is in eternal conflict.  he popped up exactly a week after his last “relapse”.  Yesterday morning he flashes across MY caller ID while I’m on the phone with My Sister.  I tell Her, “oh I want to take this call.  This guy always sends $500 and takes about 2 minutes on the phone.  I’ll call you right back!” HAHAHA  Sure enough.  I demand $500.  he cries a bit and says I’m mean.  I call him a few names and MY phone alerts ME I have a $500 payment.  he starts breathing funny.  I whoop in glee and skip around the kitchen, singing,  “I got your money, bitch”!  he whispers, “good bye”.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   I call My Sister back and tell Her the good news. She’s like “Wow. That was QUICK!”  Late that night around 1p.m. as I am drifting to sleep, I get a phone call.  I look to see who it is.  SPEEDY DICK, AGAIN!  MUAHAHAHAHA  I answer the phone without saying hello, “Did you call to give ME more of your money, asshole?”  he’s whispering so low I can hardly hear him.  (Probably calling from the bathroom as his wife sleeps in the other room.)  he whispers, “why am i doing this?  Why do you do this to me??”  I laugh maniacally and send him to the pay page.  My phone chimes.  I have $500.  I laugh MY ass off and he says he will be taking a long break from this.  HAHAHAHA  Like as long as his last break?  8 hours???

speedy dick used to be kinda normal.  he called once in a blue moon.   he spent his cash and then disappeared for months. he liked to talk about MY other slaves and what addicted freaks they were, but he hadn’t fallen that deep.  he could never be like “those weirdos” he was “normal.”  Now speedy dick finds that he is “one of those freaks!”  Guys read My blog and watch him fall off the wagon constantly and continually, sending $500 payments each time he does.  These guys comfort themselves in thinking, at least they “aren’t as bad off as that speedy dick”.  “That guy”  has a real problem.  Yes, speedy dick is an addicted freak.  They are “normal”.  he inspires them to fall off the wagon too!   HAHA!  Get in line, minions!  you don’t come to ME addicted.  I brainwash you into being addicted.  I program you to be addicted.  I show you how “normal” it is to be addicted to Me. I teach you how to think. I plant the seed.  I watch the vine grow.  It takes over the garden in your mind and strangles out all the things you had growing there before you met ME.  I TAKE your MIND OVER!

you are next.  Come to your master.  Give Me that cash!!

lesbians power shopper has decided to give up the struggle and slip into the sweet bliss of total acceptance of his complete servitude to ME.  he continues to send $100 daily tributes.   This last week he has sent $200 daily tributes which DOUBLES both of Our BLISS!!  he continues to buy prezzies! I got a beautiful Frye wristlet in the mail from him!  he just bought a $200 Ultralite, top of the line camping cot.  he has been making Me very happy!

The wank bank has been a busy little boy.  he bought ME a $200 Patagonia puffer, this red The North Face rain jacket, $100 Cabela’s gift cards, $100 cash tribute.  Good job, asshole!  I’m loving it!  Continue your shopping and spending duties!  I really like this rain jacket.  Guess I look great in red! I will take it camping with Us this weekend.
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wimpdick is shopping for the finishing touches of his Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit.  It’s been over 58 days since he has been locked up this time. I made him buy Me some International stamps so I can easily send his key to him in Canada without having to go to the post office.  I might send the key today since I’m in a good mood.  he’s been kinda broke, buying oddball gifts.  I sometimes lose MY keys when I’m not receiving big enough sums of $ and prezzies.

screwy louey do your duty!  I’ll be expecting your cash tribute soon.

I wonder where pigsnot is?  I will have to energetically/ psychically reach out to the old sow and conjure him back to a SHOPPING SPREE!!

Yay the weather is changing!  Can’t wait to wear all MY adorable new coats and jackets and boots!  We are getting in as much camping as possible before We have to winterize the RV.

Send ME $100-$300 Ohio State Park Gift card.

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Oh My! So much FUN! We are trying to get as much camping in as possible.  We have a bunch of weekend camping planned for October.  We have SO much new awesome gear!  lesbian power shopper continues to marathon shop and I am LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!  his recent gifts include: a $500 Husqvarna chain saw, $160 cardigan, $90 Pendleton throw, $80 Frye cosmetic bag (love it!), $250 Pendleton blanket,  camping cot, hatchet, axe, $70 knife, $100 backpacking chair, $250 4man tent for car camping, $70 camp stove, $330 Frye purse (LOVE!), $400 gift card for prescription sunglasses,  $200 green puffy jacket for backpacking and a bunch of less expensive stuff I didn’t mention.   Sometimes surprise gifts show up that I have no idea that he got!  To top it all off he bought HRC a $450 Rifle Optic (went on sale for $425 after he bought it).  She was bouncing off the walls in glee!  lesbian power shopper has also been religiously sending $100 every single day and paying Our phone bill! This is how it should be done!! 

So! speedy dick came out of his “recovery” and got fucked out of $500.  he begged ME to take less cash because he couldn’t afford it..but I said “fuck that, bitch” and collected MY usual $500 from him!  Immediately after I screamed in ecstasy when his Paypal chimed My phone, he said he was giving this a break. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  ..but he says that like every 2 weeks.  That’s pretty much the schedule of the wank-a-wagon he continues to fall off.  ALL ABOARD, bitches!  CHOO! CHOO!  Coming through.  Time to fall off the wagon, again!

So I decided to give a british slave who has popped up a lot lately his very own nickname.  the wank bank.  The wank bank sent $600 a few days ago.  I expect to do many more easy withdraws in the future!

Oh and just yesterday I tweeted to mystery pig.

Less than an hour later I received $500 payment from him!! I AM ABSOLUTELY LOVING how this little bitch boy sends fat ass donations right on cue!!

$400 from toe jam jam, $200 from baby schwein, $400 from the mormon, $350 from twinkie, $400 from shawn who sounds like a gay uncle and of course other random donations that I have long forgotten about.  Keep that cash flowing in boys!  I have some annoying repairs to do on the house.  I just found out MY drain pipes are collapsed and need replaced and I need to put in new gutters and gutter covers.  I probably should take down this huge tree in MY backyard too. I really didn’t want to put any more money into this house before I move.  Pooper!  Anyway,  I have been in an incredible mood this last month.  Keep working hard for ME boys!  That’s what you were designed for.  This is what I created you for.

 

 

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GET BUSY PAYING OR GET BUSY DYING!!

lesbians’ power shopper has been pleasing ME daily. he has sent at least $100 every single day since he started contacting Me again.  he has also bought ME a pair of $180 sunglasses, $400 cash on top of the daily $100 tributes, plus sent $100 cash in the mail.  I am so pleased with his service! This is how it should be done!

My mystery pig has been doing awesome!  I know he is a Twitter follower because he sends cash as soon as I Tweet about him (during the week day).  he sent $500  today about an hour after I tweeted that it had been a week since his last payment.   I love seeing $500 DONATIONS sitting in MY email box!!!

So many bingers this week!  $500 came in from a tipsy sir wankalot in the middle of the night.  This guy has totally lost his mind.  he sends cash and then blocks Me right after.  Whatever, asshole.  your cash goes straight into MY dream home fund.  Go buy yourself a big bottle of booze.  I HATE you sober!

the divorcee from Norway came out from hiding.  I did a little research and looks like the last time he served ME was way back in 2007!   I am the one who planted this addiction into his tiny brain YEARS ago…and obviously MY HANDIWORK sticks because the cocksucker is still addicted as FUCK!  This guy used to hide, binge, disappear for years on end.  he even went to a therapist at some point.  HAHAHAHAHA!  THERAPY WILL NOT HELP you.  he was married when he first contacted ME and PRINCESS addiction destroyed his first marriage.  (As I predicted! I named him “the divorcee” well before the divorce!) What has this fool been doing since 2007?? The asshole re-married!  Why the fuck do you guys get married when you KNOW that you are an addicted little submissive??  you KNOW that you get more pleasure from FEMDOM than vanilla sex.  you KNOW you will be sneaking around on Her and seeking Out Femdom connections.   She has no idea who she is really marrying!!! you offer these clueless women a LIE!  Such dirty, dishonest sad fucks you are. HOW SELFISH you are to think you deserve to lead 2 lives!!  How piggish you are to start relationships in lies!!  Life would be so much more GENUINE if you just accepted your true nature, got down on your knees and concentrated on ONLY LOVING AND SERVING and SUFFERING FOR ME.  Stop trying to live vanilla normal lives on the side, you ridiculous shit stains!  you are only going to disappoint your wives and children in the long run!

Oh and speedy dick!  ya remember all the text messages I posted of him falling off the wagon…over and over after bidding Me “adieu”?  Yes, speedy dick was going to get control of his life.  he was in “recovery”.  “This is the last time.”  Well he called whimpering and crying about how he can’t quit Me.  I demanded $500.  he sent it.   he ended the call by asking Me “to respect his space” as he begins recovering from his addiction.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I never even have to reach out to this dumbfuck.  The minute he gets paid or touches a drop of liquor his name is flashing across MY caller ID.  Oh and he has the wimpiest, faggiest, breathiest voice when he’s in the bone zone!! It’s a hysterical!  Calls are always under 5 minutes because he silently spews as soon as I scream “I got your cash, asshole!!!”

What did we learn here today, My minions and lurkers?  NOBODY RECOVERS.  THREE ADDICTED FREAKS who have all vowed to never contact ME again.  All of whom have sought help with professional therapists!!  THEY ALL FAILED.  you want out of MY spell?  DIE.  My personal advice to you?  GET BUSY PAYING OR GET BUSY DYING.

Other mentions: lou-zer sent another $100 and this heart warming email.  “My wife & I tried for a romantic afternoon together today. I couldn’t stay hard at all and disappointed us both.”

$100 anonymous Amazon gift card from a random guy, $400 from kenny.  I’ve also been getting small anonymous tributes from random guys on Square.  If you want to pay through square send Me an email and I will send the link.  It’s TOTALLY anonymous.  I see nothing but your Square screen name.

God I love this!

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mystery pig!! ENDLESS amusement!!

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Hi asswipes!  Been in a very good mood lately.  lesbian’s power shopper has been spoiling Me DAILY!  he has spent at least $100 every day since he started serving again.  All you bitchboys should be doing this!  Usually he spends more than $100 a day!  I am so pleased!  We received this awesome lightweight backpacking tent this week. It’s really nice!  he also sent $100 Ancestry tree gift card which I’ve been enjoying.  I’ve been working on that obsessively since I got My subscription.

mystery pig has been upping his secret tributes!  he has sent another $1000 of cash!  he still has NEVER replied to ME. I sent him an email instructing him to use another payment system and he followed MY directions..but he never emailed back. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  he’s been sending fat donations so regularly lately that when I look at MY phone and scream “Yahoooo! Mothafucka!!” My GF says, “mystery pig??!”  mystery pig, I have a confession to make.  I THINK I AM IN LOVE with your CASH!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

$400 just came in from toejam.  he is begging to buy the dust from MY electric Amopé  footfile.  $500 foot dust Clearance sale!  It’s like a BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL or something!  Send $500 for it before I change MY mind.

Another $200 from lou-zer 🙂  $150 from baby schwein
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We actually had to wear long sleeves shirts on Our bike ride today.  Time for FALL SHOPPING!  Ya know how I love Fall!  Leather jackets, boots, vests and beanies!!    Will be updating MY shopping list here.

 

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lesbian’s power shopper

lesbian’s power shopper has been doing something every day to please ME since he’s been back!    Yesterday he bought Us $200 Verizon gift card and sent $150 Amazon gift cards.  Today he bought this jacket, a hammock and a few smaller items!  The last few days he also sent $100 for ancestry DNA test for MY Mom, paid $1,000 cash, $350 Cabela’s cards and so many awesome gifts!!!  Every day used to please PRINCESS ALMIGHTY is a day worth living.

I tweeted this and just a few hours later mystery pig sent $500 tribute and no reply.  Ahhhh, you don’t know how much this tickles Me!   I’m so damned good at this!

$500 from tommikins!  he only got one dick that night but I’m sending him out soon to hunt more dick! $300 from mrbot.  Been making mrobot put out gay adds on craigslist.  Uploading cocksucking programs into his hard-drive while he cries incessantly. Teehee  Tweaking his robot brain for funsies!   Another $200 from louzer. (Keep up the good work, louzer.  Remember lou-lou, disappointing PRINCESS is far worse than disappointing your little family)   $200 from My baby schwein from Germany.

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Everyone is falling off the wagon!!  The last few days has been a steady stream of weaklings crawling to Me on their knees and offering their wallets!

First let’s talk about lesbian power shopper!  he used to serve long ago..well now  he’s back and in the zone!  he has spent SOOO much!!!    he sent $300 cash.  Today he bought $400 Cabela gift cards!  he TOTALLY cleaned MY wishlist up!  I’ve posted a tally here.   It’s been FUCKING AWESOME!!!  Boxes are stacked high at MY door every day!   We scored some bad ass camping and backpacking gear!!  Nothing rocks My world as much an EPIC WALLET RAPE!!!  We’ve been bouncing around the house in total glee!!
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I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

tom the turd got in on the fun too and bought $200 of SouthWest gift cards and some heavy duty mudflaps for the truck!  A brand new german guy sent $200 and bought $50 Cabela’s card. Then lo and behold,  louz-er sent this email “Everyone was having so much fun falling off the wagon but I was right at my credit limit. Woot! Increase request accepted. Thank You, Princess!”  accompanied with a $500 donation!   Oooh isn’t this fun!??!   Who’s next!?!?!  Pay your $500 admission fee and let the $buck$-fucking begin!

Oh and let’s not forget the nice little $100 bill I got in the mail today from david.  you better have the next one in the mail as planned.

hairlip…you are behind!  The HOLY LESBIAN TRINITY are not pleased with you right now.  3 pair of angry eyes are upon you!

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UPDATE!! After the last time speedydick sent $500 after falling off the wagon several times, he sent ME this gem.  Yes, “quitting ME” by text yet again and begging ME to help him quit his additive behaviors.  Boohoo whatever will I do?  I knew he’d be back..but he didn’t even manage to stay away a MONTH even!   Today he sent ANOTHER $500 and immediately quit ME again. MUAHAHAHAHA!  Since the wagon is warmed up…I guess it’s time for more wagon rides!!  Who’s next to fall off the wagon?!  Again, admission is only $500!

A slave from years ago reemerged.  he went on a total Amazon shopping spree!!  he bought a SHIT ton of hiking and backpacking gear off My  wishlist!  he also sent Me a $500 gift card directly from SouthWest plus $400 worth of SouthWest gift cards from Amazon.  Will post pics and tally up all the shopping when the stuff start arriving!  Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
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Keep shopping My wishlist, man-pets.  Here I am wearing some of the goodies you boys bought from Eddie Bauer.  Top from twinkie and jacket from slavey davey.

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I’m already thinking about Our next vacation.  I’m thinking Wyoming or Colorado.  Who wants to fund the entire thing?  There is nothing better than witnessing Me enjoying a vacation funded solely by you!  Haven’t tried it!?  Oh you should!

Guess who sent yet another $500 donation!?  mystery pig!  These $500 donations from My secret admirer totally thrill Me!  Keep them coming, My mysterious cash cow!  amsterdam ham just sent $600. Very good. 🙂  $300 from a guy named john from Boston, $200 NF donations from alan,  $100 from an indian asshole.

 

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