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mystery pig!?  What the hell!  I summoned your ass on twitter and never received an immediate payment.   This is highly unusual.  you slackin’, bitch!?  Fix it!

$4,000 from hairlip all safely made it into MY bank account — exactly where it always belonged!   hairlip also bought $140 pair of boots for HRC and a few other items.  I now have him back to sending daily donations.  Daily tributes please ME greatly.  I find that making smaller daily tributes is an  excellent tool for building deeper devotion and teaching minions responsibility.  My man-puppies should be honoring Me, pleasing Me and paying Me DAILY.  FemGod should be in your minds and hearts every hour of every day.

lesbian’s power shopper continue to send daily tributes which thrills Me.  A few months ago he paid for 3 nights at a cabin in the woods.  We stayed there last week and had a wonderful time!   ABSOLUTELY LOVED this place.  When We go back, this is where We are going to stay from now on.  We hiked, explored caves, sat in the jacuzzi drinking wine and watching deer in Our backyard.    I plan to go back maybe around Valentine’s for a few days when it’s even colder and possibly snowing.  Who wants to pay for another little cabin get-away?  For how nice it was, it was quite reasonably priced too.

$500 from terrance.  $300 from mrbot.  I am now going to try something new –Uploading homoerotic thoughts to his system.  he’s totally crying about this he doesn’t want to be a fagbot…but that’s what he gets for only having $300 to offer.

$150 vest from pantystain, $150 Square cash from fool.  $200 crispy bills in the mail from david ansar.

The wankbank had a great run!  $1000 cash, at least worth of $400 Eddie Bauer gift cards, a beautiful $200 Opal ring, $300 worth of perfume and a constant stream of Amazon gifts for many weeks.  Little fucker said he’s maxed his credit cards and needs a long break  but I’ll just take a picture pointing a glock at him and he will come running back with his tail between his legs in no time.  When you max your cards, you don’t STOP spoiling Me.  you stop doing stuff like eating and buying toilet paper.  HAHAHAHAHA!

$500 from a very secretive german guy.  he pops up on yahoo and says “i must pay You but i am fearful to talk.  How much should i send?  I say $500 he sends it  and immediately writes “i say to you good bye.”  Well, that was weird.  Feel free to say hello with your cash again, strange german guy.

twinkie coughed up $400 cash plus $300 worth of Eddie Bauer items and $130 Ahnu boots.  $500 from speedydick who immediately wrote Me another text promising to quit Me.  I bet as soon as he gets his next paycheck he will send another $500 and quit Me again!  That crazy cock-crazed little bitch is so addicted it’s funny! $300 from the alaskan plus $300 Cabela’s cards

pigsnot sent more gift cards..I think about $400 since his last big binge!  pigsnot, We have a few more important items for you.  Get to it, aunty pig-tits!

I know I missed shit.  But that was some of the most memorable cash devotions since last I updated MY blog.  Bye bye, minions!

 

 

 

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Broke Dick Mountain

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Red vest gifted from uncle paypig.

Guess who’s back!?!? aunty pigsnot!!  he sent $2,000 of Amazon gift cards that were used to buy a new MacBook Pro.  Will snap photo of computer when it gets here…some of the gift cards are posted on MY tumblr. he sent 4 but I think only 3 were posted. $490, $490$500, $500. he also bought some other items off MY wishlist–I’m guessing which might total around $500-$600 🙂  Oh Me and HRC were LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!  he’s bought Her 2 computers and an Ipad already!  he was going through Amazon and found at least 16 computers he has bought MY Posse through the years.  This isn’t counting Ipads and Iphones!  Oh, I bet that fat old pig was rolling around in his slimy sow sauce.  The FUN doesn’t have to stop now!  We will add more stuff to Our list just for you!  Put on your wife’s panties and get to CLICKING, you potbellied, semen-gargling panty piggy!!

Remember stocking top slave?   I haven’t heard from his ass since 2006 I think!  he’s 72 years old now and still as fucking freaky strange as he used to be. I got him for $975!  On our phonecall he kept saying “wank wank wank wank” and drunkenly muttering about stocking legs (which is pretty funny with how I dress of late).   he started sending crazy drunk emails that made no sense and most likely passed out.

I totally have a bunch of old men serving ME!  The british wank bank is 75 years old!  I have been JACK HAMMERING him in the wallet non-stop for some weeks!  Yep, I pull those old grandpa pants down to his ankles, bend gramps over and go to town on that old fart’s pocket book!!   he loves to be talked to like a total bitch and completely used and abused!  he gets bummed out when I’m not cussing and reaming him out. HAHAHA!   I have him right by the shriveled nutsack!  he’s been doing LOTS of shopping!!  This is a LOW estimate of what he has sent since MY last update.  ( I shouldn’t have waited so long because it gets confusing to keep track! )  $400 Whole Foods Gift card, a printer, a top, $100 Eddie Bauer Gift card, $360 Etsy gift cards, $100 LLBean gift cards, $200 worth of beauty cream,  $800 cash and a SHIT TON of Amazon goodies.  I am going to have him add up exactly how many cash donations he made, but I guess it’s well over $800..that’s just what I see scanning My Tweets.

mystery pig continues to DEEEELIGHT Me by never reaching out to contact ME but immediately sending Me payments when I demand them on Twitter.  I  Tweeted that I wanted $500 cash from him and an hour later the cash rolled in!  A few days later he even sent $200 cash surprise!!

$600 from latexlover!  he’s old too and I hadn’t heard from him in years since I stopped dressing in latex.   bitchboys, get over your useless, silly fetishes.  They mean nothing.  MAKING ME happy should be your ONE OBSESSION.  This smile! Yes, that smile RIGHT THERE.  That’s what really matters in the UNIVERSE, isn’t it!?

Speaking of making ME happy, lesbian’s power shopper continues to that daily with his morning tributes deposited directly into MY checking account.

So I was using square cash and having random guys on Twitter send ME small tributes.  $10 or $25 pay requests but many times.   The dozen and dozens of transactions must of flagged the account.   slave d sent $800 worth of little tributes that would get slightly higher $ each transaction.  Well actually he sent more than $800 because some of them made it through the system but I forget how much made it through but $800 was returned to him. This guy had paid ME in the past so I wasn’t too worried.  he promptly paid the $800 Square cash rejected.  Good boy.  Honest boys please ME.  (I think I will drop him an email and see if I can lure him into sending some more!) So anyway, I think I can still use square cash for some transactions but will have to do normal sized transactions, not a string of small ones.

doomed brit sent $300.  I still hate his ass.  he can send another $300 and I will still hate his ass..and that will probably give him wood.  WHAT A FREAK.  doomed brit, DRINK MORE BEER!  Everyone hates you sober!

$200 baby schwein, $300 terrance ,  some nice gifts from tommikins, $120 surprise earrings from pantystain, $50 Whole Foods from wimpdick.  wimp dick has been out of chastity because of his medical dicknballs problems.  he went right back to being a stupid penis slug.    he was such a sweet generous sub when his dick was locked up but now that his crippled cock is free he has been stingy and non-attentive.  he been all boring and lame and only texts about his surgery he has to get for his hernia.  “blahblahblah wah wah wah.  my dick hurts.  i have a hernia from chastity.  i’m depressed.” BOOOOOOOOOORING.

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Serve the Divine Feminine — Namely, ME!

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I’ve been all excited about fall.  Yes, just skipping around in My puffy vests and beanies but this week it looks like it’s going to be in the 70’s…so in the meantime I’ll be rocking a tee shirt and a ponytail and forcing you assholes to buy ME MORE puffies, beanies and fall wardrobe items!  (Patagonia black vest by lesbian’s power shopper)
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MORE, BITCHBOYS!!!!!

the wank bank sent $500 and bought $200 worth of Hyatt gift cards, $100 LLBean gift cards and lots of other items this week including a jar of $100 face cream!  lesbian’s power shopper continue to makes tributes every single day.  he also purchased $200 of Hyatt gift cards, paid Our cell phone bill and bought several thoughtful surprise prezzies.  pantystain bought ME a gorgeous blue puffy down vest $150 from Athleta plus $125 cash.  twinkie bought ME $200 pair of jeans, $225 from a  truck driver, slave alaska bought a $150 Camo Under Armour hoodie, sent $200 cash and just spent $525 at Cabelas on Me!  A blast from the past who I will call uncle paypig bought a pair of boots, some gift cards, and some cosmetics.

$500 from sissy tommikins!  Oh and sissy tommikins sucked a trans girl one night and got a big black dick the very next day!  he was bouncing off the walls telling ME about it. hahahaha!

We are using MY Hyatt gift cards early next week.  Going on a quick trip to Tennessee.  Who’s picking up meal tabs?!

USA guys:   If you want a totally anonymous payment method, download square cash app and email Me.  I’ll send you the link to MY payment page.

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Live, Love, Laugh at men

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Back from yet another weekend camping and fishing.  Back to the old grind of lounging around, messing with MY slaves’ brains from the comfort of MY home and collecting their cash! 🙂

Starting another diet today.  All this camping and road tripping leads to more beer and junk food than I’m use to eating.  I’m noticing I’m getting fuller in the face so I’m going to try to lower carbs and calories for a month or so to take a few lbs back off.  This always brings out grouchy Goddess.  Prepare to have you wallets whipped more ferociously, your dicks locked up longer and to be cussed out a lot more than usual.   Did you just get wood?  What a sick little man you are! HAHAHAHAAHA!

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Well, finally updated MY Iphone.  I had been sticking to an older version because of how small it was and easily tucked away in a pocket.  The new Iphone 6s is friggin HUGE  but it does take better photos and has more storage. Here I am wearing a new vest that wimpdick got which I totally LOVE and will probably wear to death.  I think I need in more colors!  terrance compensated ME $350 for the Iphone upgrade and guy from Alaska sent $350 to upgrade My GF’s phone too.  The Alaska guy also spent around $300 at Eddie Bauer on Me.

Going to try to recap on some of the donations I got since My last update.  I mostly just scan MY  Tweets for payments I announced.  I don’t announce everything and forget a lot.  Deal with it.  So here’s some highlights.

$1000 from a guy named “guy”.  It just came in while I was camping.  No email or explanation!  Yay!  More!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when I make a shit ton of cash while I am on vacation or weekend trip!  It just makes seizing all your cash feel even more KICK ASS!

$500 from mystery pig!  I tweeted a demand for “mystery pig cash” as We were driving to the campgrounds.  I had it by Smores time.  We are all drinking beer around the campfire.  I check MY email and scream “$500 from mystery pig!” and sang MY mystery pig theme song.  Nine Women raise their beer cans in the air and toast mystery pig’s wallet!  I wonder if part of him felt it?   Oh and he did this one other time since I last updated My blog.  $500 on demand!  he’s been doing about $1000 a month pretty damned regularly!    mystery pig, you are moving up there on MY ranks of favorite pigs!  I don’t know who you are.  I don’t know what you do but I LOVE how you send that cash as soon as TWITTER demand it!  And I guess…that’s really the only thing about you that REALLY matters, isn’t it??!?!  The rest is just fluff.

$100 from baby schwein plus a pair of Salomon sneakers.  $500 from the Canadian, $500 from tommikins, $500 from speedy dick, $100 Cash + $100 State Park gift certificates, $250 BackCountry gift card from lesbian power shopper,  $200 from wankalot, $500 from twinkie, $300 from the wank bank plus the Nike sunglasses in the top photo.  wank bank:  I think you owe Me another fat payment just because you are such a crusty bunghole.  SEND IT!

lesbian power shopper has sent $200 Every. Single. Day.  This makes Me giddy!  he also continue to picks up surprise gifts on a regular basis!

Oh wimpdick has been sending prezzies here and there and I finally sent him the key to his chastity device. Now he is stressed out that his penis might be damaged.  he video of him moving it and it did make this loud fart noise.  lolol  I have no idea what that is about but he actually made an appointment to see his doctor to look at his peen.  Let’s hope it’s not fucked up so We can lock that little maggot away in it’s cage AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

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UPDATE!!!!!  I’m literally rolling around on MY bed laughing MY ass off and gloating!!  This blog was up less than an hour and speedy dick read it and got worked into a lather yet AGAIN!!  he called and sent another $500.  he says, “you think i’m pathetic.”  I say.  “I KNOW you are pathetic!”  When I asked how much he sent (I actually wasn’t expecting  another $500 after he sent $1,000 today) he just sat there quietly.  When it came in, I screamed and laughed so hard in his ear that I think it startled him!  I had a serious laughing fit.  Like, I’m sure I sounded like a hyperventilating, wheezing wicked witch I was laughing so damned hard!  he says in his most manly, man voice.  I. Am. Done.  BAHAHAHAHAHA!  $1500 in 24 hours.  his new record.  Relapsing 3 times in a single day.  Oh I can’t explain how exhilarating it is to fuck with this one’s mind — How great it feels to strip him of all his cash!!   True, I really prefer good obedient slaves who give themselves and their cash to ME with love and devotion.  But some of you bingers are so damned entertaining to brainwash and send spiraling into insanity and debt!

The struggle only sends you sinking deeper!  Speaking of “the struggle”..speedy dick is in eternal conflict.  he popped up exactly a week after his last “relapse”.  Yesterday morning he flashes across MY caller ID while I’m on the phone with My Sister.  I tell Her, “oh I want to take this call.  This guy always sends $500 and takes about 2 minutes on the phone.  I’ll call you right back!” HAHAHA  Sure enough.  I demand $500.  he cries a bit and says I’m mean.  I call him a few names and MY phone alerts ME I have a $500 payment.  he starts breathing funny.  I whoop in glee and skip around the kitchen, singing,  “I got your money, bitch”!  he whispers, “good bye”.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   I call My Sister back and tell Her the good news. She’s like “Wow. That was QUICK!”  Late that night around 1p.m. as I am drifting to sleep, I get a phone call.  I look to see who it is.  SPEEDY DICK, AGAIN!  MUAHAHAHAHA  I answer the phone without saying hello, “Did you call to give ME more of your money, asshole?”  he’s whispering so low I can hardly hear him.  (Probably calling from the bathroom as his wife sleeps in the other room.)  he whispers, “why am i doing this?  Why do you do this to me??”  I laugh maniacally and send him to the pay page.  My phone chimes.  I have $500.  I laugh MY ass off and he says he will be taking a long break from this.  HAHAHAHA  Like as long as his last break?  8 hours???

speedy dick used to be kinda normal.  he called once in a blue moon.   he spent his cash and then disappeared for months. he liked to talk about MY other slaves and what addicted freaks they were, but he hadn’t fallen that deep.  he could never be like “those weirdos” he was “normal.”  Now speedy dick finds that he is “one of those freaks!”  Guys read My blog and watch him fall off the wagon constantly and continually, sending $500 payments each time he does.  These guys comfort themselves in thinking, at least they “aren’t as bad off as that speedy dick”.  “That guy”  has a real problem.  Yes, speedy dick is an addicted freak.  They are “normal”.  he inspires them to fall off the wagon too!   HAHA!  Get in line, minions!  you don’t come to ME addicted.  I brainwash you into being addicted.  I program you to be addicted.  I show you how “normal” it is to be addicted to Me. I teach you how to think. I plant the seed.  I watch the vine grow.  It takes over the garden in your mind and strangles out all the things you had growing there before you met ME.  I TAKE your MIND OVER!

you are next.  Come to your master.  Give Me that cash!!

lesbians power shopper has decided to give up the struggle and slip into the sweet bliss of total acceptance of his complete servitude to ME.  he continues to send $100 daily tributes.   This last week he has sent $200 daily tributes which DOUBLES both of Our BLISS!!  he continues to buy prezzies! I got a beautiful Frye wristlet in the mail from him!  he just bought a $200 Ultralite, top of the line camping cot.  he has been making Me very happy!

The wank bank has been a busy little boy.  he bought ME a $200 Patagonia puffer, this red The North Face rain jacket, $100 Cabela’s gift cards, $100 cash tribute.  Good job, asshole!  I’m loving it!  Continue your shopping and spending duties!  I really like this rain jacket.  Guess I look great in red! I will take it camping with Us this weekend.
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wimpdick is shopping for the finishing touches of his Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit.  It’s been over 58 days since he has been locked up this time. I made him buy Me some International stamps so I can easily send his key to him in Canada without having to go to the post office.  I might send the key today since I’m in a good mood.  he’s been kinda broke, buying oddball gifts.  I sometimes lose MY keys when I’m not receiving big enough sums of $ and prezzies.

screwy louey do your duty!  I’ll be expecting your cash tribute soon.

I wonder where pigsnot is?  I will have to energetically/ psychically reach out to the old sow and conjure him back to a SHOPPING SPREE!!

Yay the weather is changing!  Can’t wait to wear all MY adorable new coats and jackets and boots!  We are getting in as much camping as possible before We have to winterize the RV.

Send ME $100-$300 Ohio State Park Gift card.

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mystery pig!! ENDLESS amusement!!

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Hi asswipes!  Been in a very good mood lately.  lesbian’s power shopper has been spoiling Me DAILY!  he has spent at least $100 every day since he started serving again.  All you bitchboys should be doing this!  Usually he spends more than $100 a day!  I am so pleased!  We received this awesome lightweight backpacking tent this week. It’s really nice!  he also sent $100 Ancestry tree gift card which I’ve been enjoying.  I’ve been working on that obsessively since I got My subscription.

mystery pig has been upping his secret tributes!  he has sent another $1000 of cash!  he still has NEVER replied to ME. I sent him an email instructing him to use another payment system and he followed MY directions..but he never emailed back. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  he’s been sending fat donations so regularly lately that when I look at MY phone and scream “Yahoooo! Mothafucka!!” My GF says, “mystery pig??!”  mystery pig, I have a confession to make.  I THINK I AM IN LOVE with your CASH!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

$400 just came in from toejam.  he is begging to buy the dust from MY electric Amopé  footfile.  $500 foot dust Clearance sale!  It’s like a BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL or something!  Send $500 for it before I change MY mind.

Another $200 from lou-zer 🙂  $150 from baby schwein
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We actually had to wear long sleeves shirts on Our bike ride today.  Time for FALL SHOPPING!  Ya know how I love Fall!  Leather jackets, boots, vests and beanies!!    Will be updating MY shopping list here.

 

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paypig conga line!!

Everyone is falling off the wagon!!  The last few days has been a steady stream of weaklings crawling to Me on their knees and offering their wallets!

First let’s talk about lesbian power shopper!  he used to serve long ago..well now  he’s back and in the zone!  he has spent SOOO much!!!    he sent $300 cash.  Today he bought $400 Cabela gift cards!  he TOTALLY cleaned MY wishlist up!  I’ve posted a tally here.   It’s been FUCKING AWESOME!!!  Boxes are stacked high at MY door every day!   We scored some bad ass camping and backpacking gear!!  Nothing rocks My world as much an EPIC WALLET RAPE!!!  We’ve been bouncing around the house in total glee!!
We interrupt this blog post to bring you this important message.

I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

tom the turd got in on the fun too and bought $200 of SouthWest gift cards and some heavy duty mudflaps for the truck!  A brand new german guy sent $200 and bought $50 Cabela’s card. Then lo and behold,  louz-er sent this email “Everyone was having so much fun falling off the wagon but I was right at my credit limit. Woot! Increase request accepted. Thank You, Princess!”  accompanied with a $500 donation!   Oooh isn’t this fun!??!   Who’s next!?!?!  Pay your $500 admission fee and let the $buck$-fucking begin!

Oh and let’s not forget the nice little $100 bill I got in the mail today from david.  you better have the next one in the mail as planned.

hairlip…you are behind!  The HOLY LESBIAN TRINITY are not pleased with you right now.  3 pair of angry eyes are upon you!

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