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Nothing like a Holiday Wallet Rape!


rat bastard Christmas Special!  rat bastard cleaned out MY Wishlist yesterday!!  he bought over $550 worth of winter parkas! Parka #1  Parka #2 Over $500 worth of sweaters!!  $350 of Hotel gift cards!!  $100 Eddie Bauer Gift card! $60 Netflix Card!  Expensive long underwear! A $60 Honey Jar and a sauce pan!  On top of that he sent $600 cash!!!  HO HO HO! Merry Fucking Christmas to ME!  I’m sure he is licking his wounds right now..as I bask in post-shopping spree glow! p.s. Say hi to your lil pocket mouse!

$500 from amsterdam ham, $300 Holiday cash from twinkie! $850 from a very drunk senor doggy! $200 Christmas cash from slave pantystain plus some shopping! (Love the sweater!) $50 from the greek maggot, fred bought a $400 Luminox watch for HRC and it got here in time for Christmas!  If you haven’t sent your Christmas Cash yet, do it now!!! Anybody who doesn’t spoil ME for the Holidays is a selfish turd!  Don’t be a selfish fucking turd!

mystery pig!  GET ON IT!! mystery pig sent $700 after reading this today! Then I sent his ass back to MY pay page to send a late fee and he sent $500 more!!!

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Rat bastards will suffer for life!!

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Well mysterypig was a bit late but he made up for it by making a $1,000 donation last night!!!  This put a HUGE smile on MY face!!    Since I have no idea why he was late, I will keep the schedule as is, but I will give him a few days before I get too pissy because he always comes through soon after.  I went through the receipts yesterday and he has paid every 2 weeks for over a year..only being late on a few.  Keep up the good work, mysterypig.

Oh so I believe the slave I call oliver twisted sent ME $1,100 the other day.  he changes his first name all the time so it gets confusing.  I know which guy I’m talking to, I just am not 100% sure I am using the right nickname.  I emailed him to double check if that was his slave name I had been using on him, but he stopped replying after I thrashed his wallet.  What a dork ass.  he always begs to be blackmailed, pays then disappears before giving any information. Binge and regret..binge and regret.  your life will always be a vicious cycle of shame.  you, fickle fucks deserve a life of misery!!  I will always keep the wheel spinning, assholes!  your addiction will devour you!!!  AND I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!

A slave calling himself DF went on a nice little shopping spree.  Things are still coming in.  After sending $100 introductory tribute, he hit MY Amazon wishlist.  Yesterday I received $200 SouthWest gift card and a Sephora card!  Still waiting to see what else shows up!

Had another spree from a guy I was calling rat bastard because he binges and hides.  he vowed to start paying small daily tributes and peetered out after just a few days.  Fuck him.  Those who can not keep their vows will suffer severe and ruthless wallet rapes every time they cross MY path.  he sent $300 cash and bought a bunch of stuff off Amazon…candles, dress, top..all of which were delivered to ME. (I’m wearing the dress in the photo)  BUT then he bought a white tunic and a Stetson Fedora which has now popped up back on MY wishlist.  RAT BASTARD!! FIX IT!! I was looking forward to those items.  Correct the order then you can scamper off and hide under your smelly rock for all I care.  But I want the items you promised ME!

sissy tommikins also gifted ME $200 worth of Sephora and $100 Omaha gift cards!  david ansar continues to loyally send weekly $100 tributes by mail.  This week he sent $200!

Very pleased with the new Akubra hat that slave pantystain bought ME. (Not same one I am wearing in the photo) Somebody needs to get this Akubra hat in size 60 in moonstone!  These are really quality hats!

Much more gifts and cash, but these were the most memorable.

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UPDATE!!!!!  I’m literally rolling around on MY bed laughing MY ass off and gloating!!  This blog was up less than an hour and speedy dick read it and got worked into a lather yet AGAIN!!  he called and sent another $500.  he says, “you think i’m pathetic.”  I say.  “I KNOW you are pathetic!”  When I asked how much he sent (I actually wasn’t expecting  another $500 after he sent $1,000 today) he just sat there quietly.  When it came in, I screamed and laughed so hard in his ear that I think it startled him!  I had a serious laughing fit.  Like, I’m sure I sounded like a hyperventilating, wheezing wicked witch I was laughing so damned hard!  he says in his most manly, man voice.  I. Am. Done.  BAHAHAHAHAHA!  $1500 in 24 hours.  his new record.  Relapsing 3 times in a single day.  Oh I can’t explain how exhilarating it is to fuck with this one’s mind — How great it feels to strip him of all his cash!!   True, I really prefer good obedient slaves who give themselves and their cash to ME with love and devotion.  But some of you bingers are so damned entertaining to brainwash and send spiraling into insanity and debt!

The struggle only sends you sinking deeper!  Speaking of “the struggle”..speedy dick is in eternal conflict.  he popped up exactly a week after his last “relapse”.  Yesterday morning he flashes across MY caller ID while I’m on the phone with My Sister.  I tell Her, “oh I want to take this call.  This guy always sends $500 and takes about 2 minutes on the phone.  I’ll call you right back!” HAHAHA  Sure enough.  I demand $500.  he cries a bit and says I’m mean.  I call him a few names and MY phone alerts ME I have a $500 payment.  he starts breathing funny.  I whoop in glee and skip around the kitchen, singing,  “I got your money, bitch”!  he whispers, “good bye”.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   I call My Sister back and tell Her the good news. She’s like “Wow. That was QUICK!”  Late that night around 1p.m. as I am drifting to sleep, I get a phone call.  I look to see who it is.  SPEEDY DICK, AGAIN!  MUAHAHAHAHA  I answer the phone without saying hello, “Did you call to give ME more of your money, asshole?”  he’s whispering so low I can hardly hear him.  (Probably calling from the bathroom as his wife sleeps in the other room.)  he whispers, “why am i doing this?  Why do you do this to me??”  I laugh maniacally and send him to the pay page.  My phone chimes.  I have $500.  I laugh MY ass off and he says he will be taking a long break from this.  HAHAHAHA  Like as long as his last break?  8 hours???

speedy dick used to be kinda normal.  he called once in a blue moon.   he spent his cash and then disappeared for months. he liked to talk about MY other slaves and what addicted freaks they were, but he hadn’t fallen that deep.  he could never be like “those weirdos” he was “normal.”  Now speedy dick finds that he is “one of those freaks!”  Guys read My blog and watch him fall off the wagon constantly and continually, sending $500 payments each time he does.  These guys comfort themselves in thinking, at least they “aren’t as bad off as that speedy dick”.  “That guy”  has a real problem.  Yes, speedy dick is an addicted freak.  They are “normal”.  he inspires them to fall off the wagon too!   HAHA!  Get in line, minions!  you don’t come to ME addicted.  I brainwash you into being addicted.  I program you to be addicted.  I show you how “normal” it is to be addicted to Me. I teach you how to think. I plant the seed.  I watch the vine grow.  It takes over the garden in your mind and strangles out all the things you had growing there before you met ME.  I TAKE your MIND OVER!

you are next.  Come to your master.  Give Me that cash!!

lesbians power shopper has decided to give up the struggle and slip into the sweet bliss of total acceptance of his complete servitude to ME.  he continues to send $100 daily tributes.   This last week he has sent $200 daily tributes which DOUBLES both of Our BLISS!!  he continues to buy prezzies! I got a beautiful Frye wristlet in the mail from him!  he just bought a $200 Ultralite, top of the line camping cot.  he has been making Me very happy!

The wank bank has been a busy little boy.  he bought ME a $200 Patagonia puffer, this red The North Face rain jacket, $100 Cabela’s gift cards, $100 cash tribute.  Good job, asshole!  I’m loving it!  Continue your shopping and spending duties!  I really like this rain jacket.  Guess I look great in red! I will take it camping with Us this weekend.
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wimpdick is shopping for the finishing touches of his Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit.  It’s been over 58 days since he has been locked up this time. I made him buy Me some International stamps so I can easily send his key to him in Canada without having to go to the post office.  I might send the key today since I’m in a good mood.  he’s been kinda broke, buying oddball gifts.  I sometimes lose MY keys when I’m not receiving big enough sums of $ and prezzies.

screwy louey do your duty!  I’ll be expecting your cash tribute soon.

I wonder where pigsnot is?  I will have to energetically/ psychically reach out to the old sow and conjure him back to a SHOPPING SPREE!!

Yay the weather is changing!  Can’t wait to wear all MY adorable new coats and jackets and boots!  We are getting in as much camping as possible before We have to winterize the RV.

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Worker bees Serve your QUEEN!

Oh My! So much FUN! We are trying to get as much camping in as possible.  We have a bunch of weekend camping planned for October.  We have SO much new awesome gear!  lesbian power shopper continues to marathon shop and I am LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!  his recent gifts include: a $500 Husqvarna chain saw, $160 cardigan, $90 Pendleton throw, $80 Frye cosmetic bag (love it!), $250 Pendleton blanket,  camping cot, hatchet, axe, $70 knife, $100 backpacking chair, $250 4man tent for car camping, $70 camp stove, $330 Frye purse (LOVE!), $400 gift card for prescription sunglasses,  $200 green puffy jacket for backpacking and a bunch of less expensive stuff I didn’t mention.   Sometimes surprise gifts show up that I have no idea that he got!  To top it all off he bought HRC a $450 Rifle Optic (went on sale for $425 after he bought it).  She was bouncing off the walls in glee!  lesbian power shopper has also been religiously sending $100 every single day and paying Our phone bill! This is how it should be done!! 

So! speedy dick came out of his “recovery” and got fucked out of $500.  he begged ME to take less cash because he couldn’t afford it..but I said “fuck that, bitch” and collected MY usual $500 from him!  Immediately after I screamed in ecstasy when his Paypal chimed My phone, he said he was giving this a break. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  ..but he says that like every 2 weeks.  That’s pretty much the schedule of the wank-a-wagon he continues to fall off.  ALL ABOARD, bitches!  CHOO! CHOO!  Coming through.  Time to fall off the wagon, again!

So I decided to give a british slave who has popped up a lot lately his very own nickname.  the wank bank.  The wank bank sent $600 a few days ago.  I expect to do many more easy withdraws in the future!

Oh and just yesterday I tweeted to mystery pig.

Less than an hour later I received $500 payment from him!! I AM ABSOLUTELY LOVING how this little bitch boy sends fat ass donations right on cue!!

$400 from toe jam jam, $200 from baby schwein, $400 from the mormon, $350 from twinkie, $400 from shawn who sounds like a gay uncle and of course other random donations that I have long forgotten about.  Keep that cash flowing in boys!  I have some annoying repairs to do on the house.  I just found out MY drain pipes are collapsed and need replaced and I need to put in new gutters and gutter covers.  I probably should take down this huge tree in MY backyard too. I really didn’t want to put any more money into this house before I move.  Pooper!  Anyway,  I have been in an incredible mood this last month.  Keep working hard for ME boys!  That’s what you were designed for.  This is what I created you for.

 

 

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lesbian’s power shopper has been doing something every day to please ME since he’s been back!    Yesterday he bought Us $200 Verizon gift card and sent $150 Amazon gift cards.  Today he bought this jacket, a hammock and a few smaller items!  The last few days he also sent $100 for ancestry DNA test for MY Mom, paid $1,000 cash, $350 Cabela’s cards and so many awesome gifts!!!  Every day used to please PRINCESS ALMIGHTY is a day worth living.

I tweeted this and just a few hours later mystery pig sent $500 tribute and no reply.  Ahhhh, you don’t know how much this tickles Me!   I’m so damned good at this!

$500 from tommikins!  he only got one dick that night but I’m sending him out soon to hunt more dick! $300 from mrbot.  Been making mrobot put out gay adds on craigslist.  Uploading cocksucking programs into his hard-drive while he cries incessantly. Teehee  Tweaking his robot brain for funsies!   Another $200 from louzer. (Keep up the good work, louzer.  Remember lou-lou, disappointing PRINCESS is far worse than disappointing your little family)   $200 from My baby schwein from Germany.

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paypig conga line!!

Everyone is falling off the wagon!!  The last few days has been a steady stream of weaklings crawling to Me on their knees and offering their wallets!

First let’s talk about lesbian power shopper!  he used to serve long ago..well now  he’s back and in the zone!  he has spent SOOO much!!!    he sent $300 cash.  Today he bought $400 Cabela gift cards!  he TOTALLY cleaned MY wishlist up!  I’ve posted a tally here.   It’s been FUCKING AWESOME!!!  Boxes are stacked high at MY door every day!   We scored some bad ass camping and backpacking gear!!  Nothing rocks My world as much an EPIC WALLET RAPE!!!  We’ve been bouncing around the house in total glee!!
We interrupt this blog post to bring you this important message.

I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

tom the turd got in on the fun too and bought $200 of SouthWest gift cards and some heavy duty mudflaps for the truck!  A brand new german guy sent $200 and bought $50 Cabela’s card. Then lo and behold,  louz-er sent this email “Everyone was having so much fun falling off the wagon but I was right at my credit limit. Woot! Increase request accepted. Thank You, Princess!”  accompanied with a $500 donation!   Oooh isn’t this fun!??!   Who’s next!?!?!  Pay your $500 admission fee and let the $buck$-fucking begin!

Oh and let’s not forget the nice little $100 bill I got in the mail today from david.  you better have the next one in the mail as planned.

hairlip…you are behind!  The HOLY LESBIAN TRINITY are not pleased with you right now.  3 pair of angry eyes are upon you!

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Living the Life!

UPDATE!! After the last time speedydick sent $500 after falling off the wagon several times, he sent ME this gem.  Yes, “quitting ME” by text yet again and begging ME to help him quit his additive behaviors.  Boohoo whatever will I do?  I knew he’d be back..but he didn’t even manage to stay away a MONTH even!   Today he sent ANOTHER $500 and immediately quit ME again. MUAHAHAHAHA!  Since the wagon is warmed up…I guess it’s time for more wagon rides!!  Who’s next to fall off the wagon?!  Again, admission is only $500!

A slave from years ago reemerged.  he went on a total Amazon shopping spree!!  he bought a SHIT ton of hiking and backpacking gear off My  wishlist!  he also sent Me a $500 gift card directly from SouthWest plus $400 worth of SouthWest gift cards from Amazon.  Will post pics and tally up all the shopping when the stuff start arriving!  Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
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Keep shopping My wishlist, man-pets.  Here I am wearing some of the goodies you boys bought from Eddie Bauer.  Top from twinkie and jacket from slavey davey.

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I’m already thinking about Our next vacation.  I’m thinking Wyoming or Colorado.  Who wants to fund the entire thing?  There is nothing better than witnessing Me enjoying a vacation funded solely by you!  Haven’t tried it!?  Oh you should!

Guess who sent yet another $500 donation!?  mystery pig!  These $500 donations from My secret admirer totally thrill Me!  Keep them coming, My mysterious cash cow!  amsterdam ham just sent $600. Very good. 🙂  $300 from a guy named john from Boston, $200 NF donations from alan,  $100 from an indian asshole.

 

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