So this weeks highlights have been the surprise $500 from mystery pig! I’ll be investing your cash into wood floors, ya wee piggy pervert! Yes mystery pig, next Friday is your Official Pay Princess Day! Don’t think for a second that your generous bonus cash is going to get you off the hook for your bi-weekly wallet raping!! Double MY fun with double your funds, minion! Gawd, taking your cash month after month is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!
Oh then I got ANOTHER slave from alaska who has a thing for MY butchy winter wear! Hell yes! Get a pay-boner for MY beanies and thermal underwear, boys! HAHAHA! So I named him flaming baked alaska and he sent $600 for his first tribute. This made slave alaska totally jealous so he sent $500 in hopes of remaining MY favorite alaskan slave. Yippy for ME!
Every day! Please Me! Serve Me! Obey Me!
Camo Jacket size Tall XL
Zip Fleece Tall XL in Vicuna
Deer Henley size L
Patagonia Down Jacket XL in Buffalo Green
The doomed brit got drunk and tried to send $400 but he accidentally put 2 in the quantity in one order and sent $600 total. he also made a INFOMERCIAL for ME. Check it out!
Now cleanse your eyes by looking at MY beautiful, radiant smile!
There’s another plot of nearby land I want to buy! Amish furniture, snow plow, outdoor toys…so many ways to spend your hard-earned cash. Get it in gear, bozos!
Whoever “r” is who is sending ME prezzies–the items are going to Ohio. I am getting them forwarded to ME but send them to MY new Amazon wish list hidden address here out West! This is the wish list everybody should be using. (Some guys got MY “TOP secret list”. They know to use that one instead.) Send more prezzies, “r”!!! More Eddie Bauer gift cards too.
shitpig I got your $1,600 you vile turd! There’s more and it belongs to ME!
So you fuckers are going to have a LOT of shit to pay for: Riding lawn mower, UTV w/ a snow plow, truck trailer, wood splitter, new wood flooring in some places, new fencing, new fixtures, new furniture…ect ect ect. Oh! and also a small, lightweight RV trailer..We just sold the big one. Oh and moving expenses. We will probably move half Our stuff with a Uhaul in a few months and have movers move the bulk of it next year because We will be traveling back and forth until the Wife can finally leave permanently sometime next year. OMFG! All Our Dreams are coming true thanks to BONER CASH! Ten of thousands of mens’ silly erections across the globe totally funded Our Mountain Dream Home. Thrilling isn’t it!?
I’m going to be obsessed with planning this move. It will be all I talk about it. This is a real big deal to Us! I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED you little bastards can’t understand!
I am also building another Amazon wishlist for when I am staying out West. So there will be 2 wishlists soon–one with bigger stuff when I am there and one for Ohio. I am leaving a lot of furniture behind because I want to get more solid wood, rustic, hand-made type furniture. you boys better start taking out small loans and applying for new credit cards. you have a lot of shopping to do in the future!
We have excellent internet at Our new home so I won’t be cutting MYSelf off from MY loyal minions, but Our lifestyle will be changing dramatically. We are in a quite secluded little town. Oh!! The views from Our property are mind boggling! We are set on top of a hill in the middle of a beautiful valley surrounded by different mountain ranges. While you toil at work daily, BOTH of Us will be sitting on the porch, or hiking, or fishing or camping or chasing chickens with a beer in hand. She will be retired by My side while you WORK and NEVER STOP working. Dreamy isn’t it? Exactly how it was meant to be. Giving all your money to ME is just going to feel THAT much better! Here’s to ME and HER! Here’s to US! And here’s to you losers all going broke for US! And here’s to MY good boys who are going to spend the rest of their life laboring endlessly for the Two of Us.
GRAB your GROTESQUE LITTLE DICKS and SEND MORE MONEY NOW!
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