For those of you who don’t follow My twitter, here’s another photo of Me that I tweeted from MY short trip to Chicago.
$300 donation came in from slave b in Oregon. he continues to never contact Me…just sends mysterious $donations$! That’s A-okay with Me! lol slavey davey was an excellent minion this week. he bought Me another North Face coat and a Frye purse…well, actually TWO Frye purses but I am sending one back because I had some problems with it. he THEN immediately sent a $100 Etsy GC and asked Me what I wanted for MY Thanksgiving prezzy. 🙂 I still have to pick something out for him to buy. hairlip continues to diligently pay his 3-times a day tributes. he also sent $100 to cover My salon visit next week. twinkie sent $500 Holiday donation and picked up Our Thanksgiving grocery and wine tab this year. 🙂 Oh and blast from the past drunk tom popped up and sent $200 and did $200 of shopping. he first contacted ME in the late 90’s. Today, I saw him on cam and was floored how old he looked! he’s still as lame as ever.
Waiting for a bundle of cash to come in from pigsnot! Should be here in a week. I will update when I actually have it all in MY greedy hands! he also bought a $200 Amazon Gift, $170 pair of boots and $210 down coat from My Amazon wishlist.
This weekend We are staying at the cabin that We stayed last Thanksgiving! It’s pretty far out so there is no internet and very spotty phone service so you won’t hear much from Me. Keep yourself busy sending ME cash and prezzies! I know you will be missing Me so much!! I will be back Monday though! We are taking a 25lb Turkey with Us to prepare there. This should be interesting since I don’t think We have ever cooked a whole turkey before. What the hell are we going to do with all that turkey?