UPDATE: HAHAHAHA! soon as mystery pig read this post he sent another $1,200! I own your ass so bad! you might be too scared shitless to ever speak directly to ME, but you know I got you so brainwashed!! I LOVE IT!
Today I got $700 from some gross old dude I saw on cam for a second and $200 from vincent. Who’s next?
Stupid mystery pig sent $3000! he attempted to send $4000 but for some reason the last one didn’t go through. When you make an attempt, you officially OWE ME that amount..I don’t care what the fuck you have to do to get it to ME..but PAY UP, ya little shit!
RX Sunglasses Really Want!! Send $200 to cover!
Femme Floral Top
Karly Top barf sandwich
Nano Vest Smolder Blue slavey dave
There’s another plot of nearby land I want to buy! Amish furniture, snow plow, outdoor toys…so many ways to spend your hard-earned cash. Get it in gear, bozos!
Whoever “r” is who is sending ME prezzies–the items are going to Ohio. I am getting them forwarded to ME but send them to MY new Amazon wish list hidden address here out West! This is the wish list everybody should be using. (Some guys got MY “TOP secret list”. They know to use that one instead.) Send more prezzies, “r”!!! More Eddie Bauer gift cards too.
Too fucking busy enjoying the beautiful mountains to bother titillating you jackholes. I’ve posted a few more pictures on Twitter.
Quick note to mystery pig: you are so fucking late again! Kinda makes ME want to rip off your head and shit down your throat. XOXO Thinking of you.
shitpig I got your $1,600 you vile turd! There’s more and it belongs to ME!
We are going to be driving a moving truck and towing one of the smaller vehicles cross country! DON’T SHOP MY AMAZON WISHLIST until I announce it’s reopening! When I get moved there will be SOOO much to buy! We are leaving this weekend! As We make Our way across the states, I expect you fist-fuckers to be sending tributes all along the way! Cash alerts chiming on MY phone will make the long journey much more enjoyable. $2,000 miles! Send a tribute every state! Or better yet, send a dollar every mile! Weeeeee!
Do your duty, assholes!
Still have Square, Circle and Google Wallet. Use MY secret pay page if you have been given the link. Take part in this Great Adventure!