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Working On New Membership Subscription System

Working On New Membership Subscription System

I’m screwing around with MY journal template to make it look a bit different.  you will also have to sign-up to leave comments and see any entries I decide to make “private”.  I was getting shitload of spam comments.

Well boys and girls.  Switching MY membership to MY merchant account is taking Me a bit of time. First I had to get a shopping cart, password-admin thing  installed that did ALL the things that ccbill does–which is a feat on it’s own.  CCbill was way easy to use, but why pay them when I can get every dime?!  So anyway I have that all installed. Now I have to migrate all you assholes out of ccbill.  So you will all have to re-sign up.  I will be sending all My current subscribers a link to join and they will get the first month free as an extra incentive to suck you fuckers in and also award you for your loyalty and also make up for any days loss on your current subscription.   Many of you have been members for years despite the fact that I have been lazy about updates.  Good boys! heeehee. So anyway, old members will be getting a super special first month free link.  If you aren’t already signed up , you won’t get it. If you sign up today on ccbill.you still won’t get it.   For those who signed up years and years ago when the price was like $15.I will send you a link to resign up at that super low price.  You deserve it for loyally subscribing and never canceling for soo many years (I did that probably 7 years ago!)  I won’t be adding the new gallery until the new sign up is set up.  If you are one of MY regular donation makers, you can email ME and beg to see a few more of the photos.   Keep the faith, bitches.  The new gallery will be available soon. Don’t cancel your ccbill membership yet, though. Wait until I have everything finished and give you the go.

$1,000 from stewy , $500 from senor doggy, $1,000 from twinkie!  $1,200 from sharon’s husband. ha!  Silly lesbian! Dicks are for straight chicks!

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Royally Fucking you Over!

Royally Fucking you Over!

  I received My Dyson Animal Ball vacuum today!  It’s awesome!  This thing is so cool how it moves around all slinky and bendy.  I am soooo glad I got this one and not the older Dyson animal model.  Ummm..freaks!  Nobody bought My world market GC’s!!! WTF!!??  I went to get the wine cabinet I wanted but it was on backorder. It will be here in 3 weeks. One of you lame fucks better send $500 to cover it..well, almost cover it.

Anywhoo..as usual I waited until the last minute to file taxes. I will be busy working on that this week.  It’s late, I’ll update more later, I’m just very pleased with the new vacuum!

wolfie, I am fucking you up royally!  Write a letter to the better bitches bureau and complain about how your rights are being infringed upon.  Nobody’s going to help you! Nobody cares!

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old guy george drops another $1,000 :)

old guy george drops another $1,000 :)

I just received $1,000 from old guy george! george just drops his tribute and off he goes. vaseline freak and I had a gay ol’ time last night on the phone.  Earlier in the day he purchased ME $1,000 worth of HomeDepot gift cards.  I also seduced him into giving ME he and his wife’s personal email account and the password! I also got his social security number out of him, his work information and a bunch of other personal shit.  In his email account all his contacts were in there including his mom and his stepfather, their friends, work..just EVERYONE’s email.   I laughed My ass off reading his wife’s emails.  Here’s a short excerpt.

“Hope you are doing well this sunny day (it’s sunny here, anyhow, albeit a little on the chilly side!). I took my lunch into an empty room so I could sit in the sun for a while. How are the cats and Zoe? What’s new in Palisade?

You’ll be glad to know I finally used my gift card. We were in Fargo last week and went to Bed, Bath and Beyond. We got a very nice sheet set for our bed. It’s a light robin’s egg blue with little dots on it (in the same color). They are 400 thread count and very soft. ”

Hahaha! I just got into that email account and read a letter from your mother before you did, Perry the vaseline freak blowup clown doll!  She says Jaye was there last sunday and  she’s doing a “girl weekend” in Brainered next weekend. Princess will be watching you!

 I also just noticed that the $500 that $$$paypig sent is actually $600! he threw in an extra 100. Good job My widdle pigglypaywiggly.  Her unroyal fool’s $2,000 showed up today too!!  It smells DIVINE!!!  he offered even more money today if We send him pics of “our boots”. HAHAHA!

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Isn’t it precious?

My new pot-rack showed up, it was the same exact size as My old one, so it was super easy to install.  New bathroom pendant light showed up too. It’s very nice.

Her unroyal fool’s latest poem.  The pimped by the man part of the poem is about this guy who we made u.r.f. suck who is now pimping him out really cheap to his friends. It’s a long, pathetic soap opera.  Like sands in the hourglass.. so are the days of Sierra’s freaks.

my heart is a toy for the peerless Princess;
I’ve lost all my money and my life is a mess,
But i’ll keep saving money for Her and Her Sister,
While i suck on the cock of some ugly mister.
The Great One thinks i’m slime, i think Her divine,
Princess gets rich, while i’m just Her bitch.
They take every cent, while i get more bent;
She blows my cash at the mall, and just has a ball,
While I suck like a demon and drink down that semen.
Princess takes my pay for Valentine’s Day.
i’ll never have a honey, so i give Her my money.
All i get is a man who pimps me for change,
And i suck every loser than he can arrange.
my mouth is full of dick most every day,
i’m addicted and know it; what more can i say?
i once liked a woman, but she said ‘oh no,’
And so i became a cocksucking ho.
i’m a foul little wormboy with not one brain cell,
So the Sisters take my money and just give me hell.
They know that i need to suck cock for them,
When they say ‘you’re a loser’, i just say ‘Amen.’
i might have a life if they didn’t crush me,
But i beg them to hurt me, a sad, loser plea.
So please take my money and please take my soul,
While i spend all my days as Your freaky cock-troll. 

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The Real Predator

The Real Predator

Update:  Check out the unroyal fool’s poem, I’ve posted at the end of this entry. “freak of the sea” totally cracked My ass up!

HAHAHA! I’m always amused by just how many moneydommes and camgirls read MY journal and have the nerve to proposition My slaves if given half a chance.  I knew that oliver twisted would receive emails from chicks begging cash from him if I posted his email, cuz that’s what bottom feeders do..ya know.. sit around on the bottom, in the mud..waiting, watching the BIG SHARK, the REAL PREDATOR, the  Deadliest man-killer circle above, attack, rip through Her prey, devour their resources, savagely feast on their flesh, their minds and their suffering.  They watch ME Feed MY Greed, feed on you helpless, flopping flounders, in hopes that some small tid-bit, some insignificant slightly chewed-up, gristled, tiny scrap escapes MY lethal teeth and slowly floats down to the awaiting  open hungry mouths of the silly little scavengers below.

Here’s MY favorite that one of the slopsuckers emailed oliver.  Truly, how can I ever compete with such Dommely creative genius such as this?

U R PATETICH WHORE!!!

U DON T DESERVE PLEASURE I SEE IT YR PICTURES SLUT U LOOK LIKE AN DESPERATE WHORE..U HAVE TO PAY BEING SUCH A SLUT ..U NEED TRAIN WHORE .. HTTP://WWW.XXX  (insert xxx-rated camwhore site url)

For clarification, oliver twisted is NOT the guy in the photo.  That guy is ben.  he’s just a whore in stockings.  oliver twisted is the foreign freak who has sent Me thousands upon thousands of dollars and is absolutely hopelessly addicted to ME.

Those boots from VS are HOTTTTT!  Oh boy. I’m totally taking pictures in those babies.  I’ve been getting shitloads of boxes in the mail! I’m expecting a HUGE box from VS from My shopping spree with jackoff georgevintage furfreak sent $500 today, wolfie did $300,  smalldickSD sent $200, mark frances bought Me a leather skirt and hairlip got some more pretty sparkly jewelry!

I got to hop in the shower and wash MY hair. Me and the girlfriend are going furniture shopping and I have to make a few exchanges at the mall. Perhaps I’ll be back tonight.

Princess the Predator
by the unroyal fool

It’s a sad little life for a fish in the sea,
There are all sorts of dangers, for a flounder like me.
I thought I could swim in the ocean so blue,
But the Predator caught me and ripped me in two.
Princess the Predator sank in her teeth,
So my heart and brain tumbled to the seabed beneath.
Her teeth formed new patterns, new holes in my skin,
And she filled them with venom, so new life could begin.
She invited her sister to come join the feast,
V the Great One bit out the wallet of this loser beast.
She stomped my poor heart, with her boot, into mash,
And she made me pay up for vacations and cash.
Princess the Predator laughed all the while,
And financially raped me in her Predator style.
No woman would have a scarred fish like me,
Transformed by Princess as a freak of the sea.
This fish sucks cocks, sometimes three in a night,
Just to hear Princess mock and laugh with delight.
A victim of these Predators I’ll always be,
As they rule all the oceans, the Queens of the Sea!

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Be My shopping bitch! Findom! Financial Domination!

UPDATE: I FINALLY got MY new seat for the Harley. Ain’t it pretty? It ran almost $400 with shipping, courtesy of lou. lou has earned the nickname “the lou”. Here’s MY new plaything.

he also sent another $200 today too. 🙂 I can’t friggin wait til the seat gets here! Mustang seats are VERY nice motorcycle seats. Anyway, the next HIGH priority items on MY BikerBabe wishlist is the 1. windshield 2.All the switch housing kits 3.luggage rack 4. tank panel and 5. chrome sprocket.

Got your $100 today too, m.j.

Just got Oh My god I had a blast this weekend!! The Biker Ball was a blast! It was soo much fun showing off My hot chopper and I met a few Women who ride and we plan to start riding together. These women are totally hot too! It’s been kinda hard to find younger Women riders, so I’m excited to have met these Ladies. Two of them had Fatboys and one a softtail and then there were 2 others that had Suzukis or some shit. If weather permits we are planning to go on a long run starting on September 9th and be gone all weekend. Sunday I got so fucking burnt. I put My sunscreen on too late and I have the most hideous lobster red tshirt sunburn and racoon eyes from My sunglasses. owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie

New guys have been hopping out of the woodwork. $100 amazon GC from a new guy, $200 from robert who is brand new, $275 from yet another newbie named jeffrey who I am mad at cuz he said he was going to send another $400 and pissed out on ME. BURN IN HELL BITCH! I WILL GET it out of you!! $100 from lou who I think has paid ME once or twice in the past. $250 from amazon addict. heehee SUCKA!! $400 from the ukraine and terrance bought Me MY ergonomic hand levers which should make riding easier on MY delicate hands. I should also have the ez clutch installed in a few days. I can’t wait!
Gotta phone call. Update later.

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