Whoever “r” is who is sending ME prezzies–the items are going to Ohio. I am getting them forwarded to ME but send them to MY new Amazon wish list hidden address here out West! This is the wish list everybody should be using. (Some guys got MY “TOP secret list”. They know to use that one instead.) Send more prezzies, “r”!!! More Eddie Bauer gift cards too.
Too fucking busy enjoying the beautiful mountains to bother titillating you jackholes. I’ve posted a few more pictures on Twitter.
Quick note to mystery pig: you are so fucking late again! Kinda makes ME want to rip off your head and shit down your throat. XOXO Thinking of you.
shitpig I got your $1,600 you vile turd! There’s more and it belongs to ME!
We are going to be driving a moving truck and towing one of the smaller vehicles cross country! DON’T SHOP MY AMAZON WISHLIST until I announce it’s reopening! When I get moved there will be SOOO much to buy! We are leaving this weekend! As We make Our way across the states, I expect you fist-fuckers to be sending tributes all along the way! Cash alerts chiming on MY phone will make the long journey much more enjoyable. $2,000 miles! Send a tribute every state! Or better yet, send a dollar every mile! Weeeeee!
Do your duty, assholes!
Still have Square, Circle and Google Wallet. Use MY secret pay page if you have been given the link. Take part in this Great Adventure!
Update: So I will be spending the the summer and maybe the fall out in Montana. I’m thinking We will get there July 20th if the trip goes well. My Wife will spend a few weeks with Me but has to come back here to finish up the last months of work. This is the plan so far… after I get bored of being alone out there, I will winterize the house and fly back to Ohio and spend Winter here. We will see how it goes!
Pay for all the many new home expenses!
I will be posting 2 new Amazon wish lists. One will be private and will only be sent to guys I really like or trust.
Oh and you assholes will be paying for a LOT of new furniture. The house has a cabin look to it and a lot of Our furniture just isn’t going to go. Go get a loan and take out some new credit cards because you seriously are going to need it!! Also if you have Lowes or Home Depot cards go buy some gift cards!!
For the rest of you I will be posting the NEW HOUSE wishlist and all the goodies will be going to Montana. I will also get a brand new mail address up there too, so all of MY boys can continue to send ME cash in the mail!
So you fuckers are going to have a LOT of shit to pay for: Riding lawn mower, UTV w/ a snow plow, truck trailer, wood splitter, new wood flooring in some places, new fencing, new fixtures, new furniture…ect ect ect. Oh! and also a small, lightweight RV trailer..We just sold the big one. Oh and moving expenses. We will probably move half Our stuff with a Uhaul in a few months and have movers move the bulk of it next year because We will be traveling back and forth until the Wife can finally leave permanently sometime next year. OMFG! All Our Dreams are coming true thanks to BONER CASH! Ten of thousands of mens’ silly erections across the globe totally funded Our Mountain Dream Home. Thrilling isn’t it!?
I’m going to be obsessed with planning this move. It will be all I talk about it. This is a real big deal to Us! I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED you little bastards can’t understand!
I am also building another Amazon wishlist for when I am staying out West. So there will be 2 wishlists soon–one with bigger stuff when I am there and one for Ohio. I am leaving a lot of furniture behind because I want to get more solid wood, rustic, hand-made type furniture. you boys better start taking out small loans and applying for new credit cards. you have a lot of shopping to do in the future!
We have excellent internet at Our new home so I won’t be cutting MYSelf off from MY loyal minions, but Our lifestyle will be changing dramatically. We are in a quite secluded little town. Oh!! The views from Our property are mind boggling! We are set on top of a hill in the middle of a beautiful valley surrounded by different mountain ranges. While you toil at work daily, BOTH of Us will be sitting on the porch, or hiking, or fishing or camping or chasing chickens with a beer in hand. She will be retired by My side while you WORK and NEVER STOP working. Dreamy isn’t it? Exactly how it was meant to be. Giving all your money to ME is just going to feel THAT much better! Here’s to ME and HER! Here’s to US! And here’s to you losers all going broke for US! And here’s to MY good boys who are going to spend the rest of their life laboring endlessly for the Two of Us.
GRAB your GROTESQUE LITTLE DICKS and SEND MORE MONEY NOW!
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