auntie pigsnot learns a lesson

Princess Sierra Findom Lesbian
So the other night auntie pigsnot popped up and asked what he could do to please Me. he showed interest in buying a $450 tent one of MY posse had been wanting so She could accompany Us when We start primitive camping. I told him to get it and he said he wasn’t sure he could afford it and then backed out. I instructed him that he could buy a slightly less expensive item and reminded him that HE WAS THE ONE who had popped up volunteering for the high dollar item. he said he couldn’t comply and disappeared! I blew up and warned him that the next time he showed his fat fugly face I would rape him for 2 or 3 times that amount!! “you’ll pay for your insolence, lard ass!!!
and pay
and pay
and pay. Next time I rape that wallet BALLS DEEP for your behavior tonight”

Two days later the fucker emails Me apologizing for his pissy behavior. Needless to say, She got Her tent. Then he sent $880 worth of Amazon gift cards, $400 Nordstrom gift cards and about $544 shopping!  See assholes. Disobeying a direct command winds up costing you SO much more! Clue to pigsnot! I have been dicking you on almost a monthly basis for sooo damned long! you have been doing this for TEN YEARS!! When will you come to grips with the fact that you are COMPLETELY addicted and can’t quit ME!?!?! HAHAHAHA! After you stopped shopping and answering My emails today, guess what We did?? We sat around laughing Our asses off about you!! Drank a few cold ones and pondered what the hell We could possibly add to Our wishlists next because We all have SO MANY GADGETS you have already bought! Everywhere We look there is evidence all over Our homes of how fucking weak and stupid you are! Iphones, ipads, computers, printers, speakers, televisions, stereos, kitchen appliances, closets and closets of shoes!!   All daily reminders of how AWESOME WE are and what a bitch you are!!
you are 100% OWNED and OPERATED by lesbians!! AND WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT you!!  Next time, I say “BEND OVER, bitch! Mama’s fucking your ass out of your paycheck!” bitchboy pigsnot BETTA BEND OVER!!

lesbians’ power shopper has been delighting ME daily! he paid for a 2 night cabin stay for Us in November. Booked it all today! he also sent $100 daily donation on top of that. Verizon kept canceling his gift card because he isn’t a Verizon customer so he just sent Me $200 to cover the bill instead.  Yesterday he sent Me a $500 Eddie Bauer gift card!

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mystery pig!! ENDLESS amusement!!

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Hi asswipes!  Been in a very good mood lately.  lesbian’s power shopper has been spoiling Me DAILY!  he has spent at least $100 every day since he started serving again.  All you bitchboys should be doing this!  Usually he spends more than $100 a day!  I am so pleased!  We received this awesome lightweight backpacking tent this week. It’s really nice!  he also sent $100 Ancestry tree gift card which I’ve been enjoying.  I’ve been working on that obsessively since I got My subscription.

mystery pig has been upping his secret tributes!  he has sent another $1000 of cash!  he still has NEVER replied to ME. I sent him an email instructing him to use another payment system and he followed MY directions..but he never emailed back. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  he’s been sending fat donations so regularly lately that when I look at MY phone and scream “Yahoooo! Mothafucka!!” My GF says, “mystery pig??!”  mystery pig, I have a confession to make.  I THINK I AM IN LOVE with your CASH!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

$400 just came in from toejam.  he is begging to buy the dust from MY electric Amopé  footfile.  $500 foot dust Clearance sale!  It’s like a BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL or something!  Send $500 for it before I change MY mind.

Another $200 from lou-zer :)  $150 from baby schwein
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We actually had to wear long sleeves shirts on Our bike ride today.  Time for FALL SHOPPING!  Ya know how I love Fall!  Leather jackets, boots, vests and beanies!!    Will be updating MY shopping list here.

 

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lesbian’s power shopper

lesbian’s power shopper has been doing something every day to please ME since he’s been back!    Yesterday he bought Us $200 Verizon gift card and sent $150 Amazon gift cards.  Today he bought this jacket, a hammock and a few smaller items!  The last few days he also sent $100 for ancestry DNA test for MY Mom, paid $1,000 cash, $350 Cabela’s cards and so many awesome gifts!!!  Every day used to please PRINCESS ALMIGHTY is a day worth living.

I tweeted this and just a few hours later mystery pig sent $500 tribute and no reply.  Ahhhh, you don’t know how much this tickles Me!   I’m so damned good at this!

$500 from tommikins!  he only got one dick that night but I’m sending him out soon to hunt more dick! $300 from mrbot.  Been making mrobot put out gay adds on craigslist.  Uploading cocksucking programs into his hard-drive while he cries incessantly. Teehee  Tweaking his robot brain for funsies!   Another $200 from louzer. (Keep up the good work, louzer.  Remember lou-lou, disappointing PRINCESS is far worse than disappointing your little family)   $200 from My baby schwein from Germany.

EDDIE BAUER
Striped Henley Tall L in Navy
Button Shirt for HRC size Small in Dk Smoke
Hoodie size L Tall Marina
Henley size L Tall in Drk Azure
Cowl neck in Navy L
Reversible Jacket  Want this one oversized to layer and to use for camping.  Get Tall XL in blue Topaz
Slub botton top for HRC  size Small in blue
Cardigan for HRC size Small in bayleaf

ETSY
Sacred White Buffalo Bracelet

MACYS
Cold Shoulder Top Size L in Ink Heather
Embroidered Top size L

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paypig conga line!!

Everyone is falling off the wagon!!  The last few days has been a steady stream of weaklings crawling to Me on their knees and offering their wallets!

First let’s talk about lesbian power shopper!  he used to serve long ago..well now  he’s back and in the zone!  he has spent SOOO much!!!    he sent $300 cash.  Today he bought $400 Cabela gift cards!  he TOTALLY cleaned MY wishlist up!  I’ve posted a tally here.   It’s been FUCKING AWESOME!!!  Boxes are stacked high at MY door every day!   We scored some bad ass camping and backpacking gear!!  Nothing rocks My world as much an EPIC WALLET RAPE!!!  We’ve been bouncing around the house in total glee!!
We interrupt this blog post to bring you this important message.

I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

tom the turd got in on the fun too and bought $200 of SouthWest gift cards and some heavy duty mudflaps for the truck!  A brand new german guy sent $200 and bought $50 Cabela’s card. Then lo and behold,  louz-er sent this email “Everyone was having so much fun falling off the wagon but I was right at my credit limit. Woot! Increase request accepted. Thank You, Princess!”  accompanied with a $500 donation!   Oooh isn’t this fun!??!   Who’s next!?!?!  Pay your $500 admission fee and let the $buck$-fucking begin!

Oh and let’s not forget the nice little $100 bill I got in the mail today from david.  you better have the next one in the mail as planned.

hairlip…you are behind!  The HOLY LESBIAN TRINITY are not pleased with you right now.  3 pair of angry eyes are upon you!

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Living the Life!

UPDATE!! After the last time speedydick sent $500 after falling off the wagon several times, he sent ME this gem.  Yes, “quitting ME” by text yet again and begging ME to help him quit his additive behaviors.  Boohoo whatever will I do?  I knew he’d be back..but he didn’t even manage to stay away a MONTH even!   Today he sent ANOTHER $500 and immediately quit ME again. MUAHAHAHAHA!  Since the wagon is warmed up…I guess it’s time for more wagon rides!!  Who’s next to fall off the wagon?!  Again, admission is only $500!

A slave from years ago reemerged.  he went on a total Amazon shopping spree!!  he bought a SHIT ton of hiking and backpacking gear off My  wishlist!  he also sent Me a $500 gift card directly from SouthWest plus $400 worth of SouthWest gift cards from Amazon.  Will post pics and tally up all the shopping when the stuff start arriving!  Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
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Keep shopping My wishlist, man-pets.  Here I am wearing some of the goodies you boys bought from Eddie Bauer.  Top from twinkie and jacket from slavey davey.

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I’m already thinking about Our next vacation.  I’m thinking Wyoming or Colorado.  Who wants to fund the entire thing?  There is nothing better than witnessing Me enjoying a vacation funded solely by you!  Haven’t tried it!?  Oh you should!

Guess who sent yet another $500 donation!?  mystery pig!  These $500 donations from My secret admirer totally thrill Me!  Keep them coming, My mysterious cash cow!  amsterdam ham just sent $600. Very good. :)  $300 from a guy named john from Boston, $200 NF donations from alan,  $100 from an indian asshole.

EDDIE BAUER
Packable Plaid shirt   I’m wearing this in another color in the photo. :)
Striped Henley Tall L in Navy
Button Shirt for HRC size Small in Dk Smoke
Packable Shirt for HRC size Small in Blue
Packable Shirt for HRC (sale) size Small in Calla Lily
Hoodie size L Tall Marina
Henley size L Tall in Drk Azure
Denim Tunic size Tall L
Cowl neck in Navy L

MACYS
Cold Shoulder Top Size L in Ink Heather
Embroidered Top size L

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BEST VACATION EVER!!

pigsnot!  We are adding new stuff for you to buy!  Mainly hiking gear.  We had such a great time hiking that We are planning to do start doing more serious hiking.  Get your wallet out, you filthy sow!
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Keep paying while We are playing!

MAC’s JEWELRY
Stamped Stacker Cuff size L slavey davey

EDDIE BAUER
Atlas jacket on sale! ** size Tall L in Loden  slavey davey
Popover Shirt size Tall L in Ivory** and Pansy ** slavey davey

MACYS
Cold Shoulder Top Size L in Ink Heather
Embroidered Top size L

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Buy Me MORE!

Update: So some guy with a very faggy voice called and said he wanted to “fall off the wagon” after reading MY post about speedydick’s and john’s recent failed Princess “recovery programs” !!  The guy was drunk and ready to ride the wagon train of wallet rapery!!  Yeeehaw motherfuckas!  First he sent $400 cash.  Then he did around $400 worth of shopping.  he was getting drunker so I sent him back to the donation page and he sent another $300 cash!!  I told him to buy gift cards from Amazon and as he was putting them in his cart, the moron just hung up.  BUMMER!  Seems someone lost his load and hit the dusty trail.  The moron had successfully fell off his wagon.  The trail of tears and one too many beers!   All this happened in 14 minutes! HAHAHAHAHA!  $1,1000 total!  See you next payday, asshole!  Bring your vodka, your demented penis and your credit card!
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Totally enjoying all MY Etsy jewelry!  Send Me more more more!  I’m getting into more natural fabrics and earthy rustic jewelry.  I have tons of items I want.  I’ve been gifted a steady stream of Etsy beauties to add to MY collection..but Princess NEVER has enough!  Here I am posing with a ring that a guy named brett bought with a Etsy gift card.  I’m waiting for several more expensive items to arrive in the next few days.  Will post pics when they get here.

MACS HANDMADE JEWELRY
Snake Charmer Necklace (Royston no longer available)  **really want!!**  get Kingman :(

ETSY
White Buffalo Ring **really want!!**
White buffalo bracelet **
3 stone Turquoise ring
Floral ring size 8

I think pigsnot had 2 shopping sprees since MY last update!!   July 10th he sent $600 worth of Amazon gift cards and several hundred dollars of prezzies. July 3rd he had a smaller spree.  I think at least $500 worth of stuff…luggage, ancestry DNA test, $100 Hue light, Raybans, Tile .  Shit, he sends so much stuff, it’s impossible to keep track of!  he made a pie chart and he spent AT least 17,000 at Amazon since January.  I think he underestimated though.   WE FUCKING LOVE IT!!  you are officially one of Our Top 5 slaves.  pinch yourself, you fat freak!!  Oh aunty,  the girls added more items!  Go get them.

Oh I tweeted this a few days ago but this amused ME soo much thought I would post here too.  So speedy dick texted ME to inform Me that he was in a recovery program and couldn’t pay ME.   I chewed him out and  a few minutes later he sent $500 and hung up on Me. hahaha!  Then he sent this:

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I think I laughed My ass off for about an hour!   This bitch has tried to quit Me SOOOO many times.  This bitch came back and paid SOOOOO many times.  Muahahahahahhaha!   After posting this screenshot ANOTHER slave named john who had been hiding for a long ass time was inspired to fall off the wagon after witnessing speedydick falling off the wagon.  john sent ME $700 before going back into hiding. HAHA!  Who else wants to fall off the wagon?!!   Admission is only $500!!  Weeeeeeee!

$400 mystery pig, $1000 from amsterdam ham,  $400 tommikins, $250 from a guy who requested I call him “hamster ass”.  Many other tributes but this is all I can remember from perusing through old tweets.  I’ve been too busy preparing for MY vacation to keep good record of all My tributes and gifts!!   We leave Tuesday! I will have a house sitter watching My cat and watering My garden.  She will also feed My GF’s dogs at the other house.   I’m really excited about this trip!  I’m a bit worried because My period is late and I do not want to be bleeding the entire time!!  There is no way I will be able to hike all day if I am heavy bleeding!  Damned it!!  Oh and NOTHING is worse than being stuck on a long airplane ride on your second day.  I swear to God the altitude change on flights fucks with MY period and makes it flow like a MOFO!!!  So let’s all say a prayer to the universe that I start MY period today!  BLEED, BLEED, BLEED!!

Putting wimpdick in chastity was the best idea EVA!  I don’t think he has ever been as pleasant and generous!  I sent his key back this week and he’s waiting on pins and needles to be unlocked and reunited with his beloved little sissy peen.  he’s been locked up 39 days and has spent around $1,000 in that time.

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