Get Back to Basics. Basically, you spend all your money on ME!!

Totally love this hat!  (Gifted from twinkie)  I added more of these cute hats to MY wishlist from Etsy!  Send Me some Etsy GC’s so I can get a few more.

hairlip went into the bone zone and spent a shit ton of money on Us!!  We LOVED it!  he bought Me a brand new Apple Ipad Air 2 64 GB ($600)!  Then spent another $600 on Me at Eddie Bauer.  Then he spent another $400 buying HRC and My gf new North Face jackets too!  We were collecting awesome gifts while driving down the highway!  Road tripping/wallet raping!   We loved Our gifts, hairlip! We are in Greedy Girl heaven!  Here’s a shot of MY new Ipad Air 2 (on the right).
Here’s a candid from Our camping trip this last weekend.  Hudson jeans by Princess fan, Northface jacket by hairlip, Merrell shoes by pantystain.   We enjoyed the beautiful Fall weather and pretty colors.  Keep Me outfitted in all MY favorite cool weather wardrobe and gear!   My list keep growing ..your brains keep shrinking!  So shop, My little bitches, SHOP!!

Down Vest size Tall L in Black  ** really want! On sale!
Luna Twist Zip size Tall L Nordic  **
Stine’s Henley Tall L Marina Heather
Layering Tank Black and Ivory size Tall L
Eddie Bauer Long Parka Blue size Tall L
Medina Cardigan Tall L in Mushroom
Sugarpine Hiking Shoe Drk Gray size 10
Solid Flannel shirt size S in Gray
Boundary Pass Jacket Black S
Leather Eddie Bauer Jacket size S in Black

Get this hat in Pink Tetra and Arietan
The North Face Thermal Jacket size L in Navy

North Face Vest get Black in L

Siouxsie Jeans

North Face Boots size 11 Dachschund

Moonstone Earrings
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)
Slouchy Hat ( send Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat) **
Wool Hat (send Etsy GC for this so I can customize)**

BASSPRO (lol-so sexy)
Sale Sweater size L in Forged Iron

Riding Glow Boot size 11
Slouch Pants size Tall L in Black

North Face Aconcagua jacket size L in Brownie Brown

For staying in campgrounds, lodges and cabins.

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Be My Pay Puppy!

Look at the Awesome The North Face winter coat I got from Princess fan!  It’s too warm to wear now but I will rock it this winter!  Princess fan also got Me some tall brown Frye boots, and this Frye purse I wanted in black!  (I already have it in Whiskey!)     hairlip just spent $600 at Eddie Bauer buying ME all kinds of cozy stuff for the cold season!  So excited about these items!!  These are the kinds of prezzies I love most!!

Feel Free to order ME a NEW IPAD AIR 2. ***  I will donate MY older model IPad Air to My sister or niece.  Silver, 64 GB  hairlip bought this!!
Flannel Top for Me get size Tall L in Blossom hairlip
Downlight Jacket in Black size L Tall  hairlip!
Funnel Neck Sweater size Tall L in Navy hairlip
Shasta Sweater L Tall Charcoal hairlip
Mockneck Sweater size Tall L Concord hairlip
Eddie Bauer Tee Light Heather Grey size Tall L hairlip

Coat for HRC get size M **  hairlip

NorthFace Tonnerro Jacket size L Taupe hairlip

Lucky Brand Peasant  Top size L **  hairlip

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Contribute or drop dead, male scum wanking voyeurs of the internet!

I tweeted this shot but thought I’d post it for those who don’t do the Twitter thing.  Oh how I love Fall!  My Fall/Winter wardrobe wishes just never seem to end!  I just wanted to brag about the AWESOME boots pantystain just bought ME!  $400 Frye Tall Lug Boots in Black!  Aren’t they Divine?!  I’m crossing My fingers they will fit well  because they are gorgeous!

$500 just now from speedy dick!  screwy louey sent a piddly $100 donation to celebrate his Bday. lol!  shitpig also dropped $100.  shitpig is pretty dull now.  he used to send so much money and do crazy stunts on cam.  Now he’s poor and dried out like a worthless scab.  So boring! Then he wanted to talk about Me making him hang himself.  you pay $100 and now you want to pretend you are going to commit suicide?   you certainly are trying to get your money’s worth aren’t you?  umm…FUCK OFF!  Get another job you fucking WORTHLESS heap!  you are 37 years old and single.  There is NO excuse as to why you can’t pay Me or earn money. you are a man with no dependents.  WORK you lazy sack of shit.  you are were designed to work.  This is why you exist.   If you don’t work…don’t produce then you really are of NO use and should drop dead..but do it on your own time….mmmmkay?

amsterdam ham sent $500 and twinkie did $200

Spent the weekend relaxing, fishing,  hiking and watching football.  All My favorite slaveboys got candid photos of Me enjoying the outdoors and a few were gifted pics of HRC showing off prezzies from hairlip. The rest of you got jackshit — which is what the rest of you deserve.  Seriously, assholes, for those of you reading this and not contributing…FUCK OFF or get shopping!  Oh and doomed brit..don’t you fucking ever call ME again until you send $400!  you said you would send something and didn’t!  So I raised your rent, FUCKER!

Feel Free to order ME a New Ipad Air 2.  I will donate MY AirPad to a sister or niece.  Silver, 64 gb
Blurred Cardigan size Tall L Deep Eggplant  hairlip
Sweater Nordic size S  hairlip
Cardigan Sweater in Htr Oatmeal size S  hairlip
Luna Twist Cardigan Ivory size S  hairlip

NORTH FACE JACKET **really want!  Size L in Burnt Olive Princess fan

Hat for HRC hairlip

BASSPRO (lol-so sexy)
Patch Elbow Hoodie size S in December Sky  hairlip!
Natural Hoodie Cardigan for HRC size S in Olive hairlip!
Flannel for HRC Sale!  size Small in Burnt Ochre hairlip!

For staying in campgrounds, lodges and cabins.

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I Broke your Brain!

Hi slaveboys! It’s your sweetest dream, your greatest nightmare..

terrance, I’m wearing the cozy hoodie sweatshirt you got Me from Eddie Bauer.   It’s a perfect lounge-around-the-couch-while-sipping-hot-tea-and-fleecing-guys’-wallets type of top.    I had My hair in a messy little up-do.   It rained most of the day, so I had a very lazy day.

wankalot just sent $500 payment and then broke up with Me yet again, just seconds after sending the tribute.  Seriously, wankalot..give it up. It’s pretty obvious you can’t quit wanting to give ME all your money!!  Every time you pay ME, you break up and block My email and phone #.  It’s getting ridiculous!   SEND MORE NOW!  you know you owe ME much more!!  you know I want MUCH MORE!  you know I WILL get MUCH more!  I broke your brain permanently.  There is NO way to fix it.

twinkie sent $1,000.  you’re a good boy, twinkster!

A guy from germany that hasn’t paid Me for a coon’s age, sent ME $600 the other night.  I can’t remember what his old nickname was, but he’s going to have to continue to serve before I grant him a new nickname.

puffy perv!! Where’s MY new jacket!?  Hurry up! I am excited to wear it!   you know a girl can’t get too many leather jackets and winter coats!  I seem to want them all!!

hairlip has been a model slave.  he continues to pay his daily and spoil Us with prezzies and sending surprise gifts without being told to. :)

To b from Oregon who has been sending $100 payments :  I have been getting them.  I don’t know who you are, but keep them coming!  :)

I also got $75 from a mystery guy named walter.  Feel free to send $100…I’m sure you can’t wait to send Me more.

We are still in a Fall Wardrobe shopping kick!  you bastards aren’t cleaning out Our wishes fast enough!  Rev up those credit cards, boys!  It’s time to do some SERIOUS SHOPPING!!

Boots for HRC Drk Gray size 8.5   hairlip

Autumn Slouchy Hat  blueballs billy

North Face Sweater for HRC size S in White Heather  hairlip

Asana Tee size L
Earring Trio for HRC  hairlip

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Wardrobe Shopping! Fill My closet!

Dressing Room selfie!  Time for you to get off your worthless asses and BUY ME STUFF!!  I’m ready for some SERIOUS SHOPPING!  As you fill MY closet with new items for this fall and winter, I will be donating and giving away My older stuff.  My wardrobe is getting more mature and earthy.  I’m purging all My sparkled jeans and tees from MY closet  :)  Spoil your Amazon FemGod!

pssst…doomed brit, I got your pathetic $200.  I fucking KNOW you have more cash in your bank account!  I demand MORE you, pot-bellied old man-pig!

WISHLIST!  Fall is here!

Flannel top for HRC  **  She wants Bordeaux size S hairlip
Favorite Hoodie Grey size Tall L  terrance

North Face Hooded Shirt size L Myrtle Green for GF
Under Armor Layer top size S Persian Heather Green
North Face BurnOut Thermal  2 one for Me and HRC  yay hairlip!!
Moose Tee size S Green, L Red

Nike Hoodie size L in Deep Royal Blue

Plaid Hoodie for HRC size S in blue hairlip

Boot Sweater in Ombre Stripe
Boot Sweater in Sage

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Angelic Being

My arm looks kinda warped but it’s the leaf on MY jewelry holder in front of it. I can never get a decent shot in here because the overhead light.  So anywhoo!  Didja all hear about wimpdick’s first gay buttsex experience!?  he hasn’t been making as much money lately so I told him he was gay til payday.  he was so desperate to get some attention that he went out and found a bossy fat guy to suck off…but this guy had more plans for him! I made him write about his dicktastic experience!

Fulfilled Shopping Items!
Hoodie for HRC size S in Blue hairlip

Half-Dome Tee size L in Heather Grey pantystain
Half Dome for HRC size S Heather Grey and Violet  hairlip
Venture Jacket in Taupe size L  hairlip
Northface Running Jacket in black L    hairlip
Northface Running Jacket size S in Black  hairlip
Wanderer CoverUp size L Asphalt Grey  hairlip

** denotes priority items!

Yes, it’s NOW your time to dedicate your life to ME!

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Cheers To ME, bitches!!

sir wankalot came out of hiding (after I dropped him a little email) and spent a fortune on ME tonight!!  he wired $7,000! Made $2,000 of donations on My merchant account. he bought $1,000 Marriott gift cards!!  $1,000 Southwest gift cards.  Fucking Yeah!  I am so happy tonight!!

hairlip and tommikins,  you have been making Us very happy too.  Don’t be too jealous. :)  wankalot comes and go…but hairlip and tommikins are forever!

slave d’s $500 recurring payment went through too.  I texted him to tell him but he didn’t answer.  lol  silly ass!

I also notice 2 $100 tributes from a guy in Oregon.  I dropped you an email tonight.  Keep them coming in!!

Butterfly Pullover Hoodie size L in Asphalt   pantystain

Ski Pants for HRC hairlip

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