So Sayeth the Princess

Update: toiletbrush’s shopathon never ends!!  he signed up for another $1,000 worth of shopping!! 

oliver twisted sent $1,000 and attempted to make another $600 payment.  oliver..the second payment you made still never went through.  It’s safe to try again, because it obviously didn’t work. Chop chop, oliver!

screwy stewy bought Me the i-touch ipod thingie on My wishlist and the noise canceling headphones.  toiletbrush’s shopathon continues!! FUN!!

Little items have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist as well!  After I rape senor doggy for some cash, I’m going to do kettlebell work out and then come back and keep on googling prezzies!

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Update:  Yo, creepy cokehead sissy!  I know I totally titillated you on our little phone call yesterday.  you are SOO hooked already!  Make yourself useful and buy ME $500 worth of Whole Foods gift certificates.  They take Amex  and since the merchant account is keeping an eye on multiple charges on your card, this will be a good way to burn your cash. I do all My grocery shopping here.  you feed Me yummy, over-priced organic food and I’ll feed you coke, ambien and LOTS and LOTS of booze!!   I’m going to make you a TOTAL user…and then I’m gonna use-yer ass!

Oh My.  toiletbrush has promised $2,500 worth of clothes shopping.  I think we have 1,800 of the shopping done so far!  I’ve been googling and googling and googling!!  It’s hard to find new places to clothes shop that I haven’t already perused!!

he’s gotten Me tons of sexy new blouses, sweaters, jeans, ect! Can’t wait until the boxes all get here.  Well back to the googling!

OMG that creepy old coked up guy took another coke and ambien cocktail and sent $1,000 more!!!  latexlover also did $1,000 today!  fagarina promised ME $300 and I better be receiving it shortly.  grandpa freakpie and Princess fan…FUCK OFF and quit pestering ME until your payments have been sent.  you do NOT have permission to message ME again until you have followed MY commands to a tee!

Oh My God.  Sometime back MY Pink Sony crashed and required a new hard-drive.  I hate that Sony sooo fucking much!  To make it up to Me, hairlip who purchased it, turned around and bought Me a new toshiba laptop that has been wonderful.  I still keep the Sony under My bed as My bedside laptop and rarely use it for anything else but answering emails and occasionally yahoo messaging.  That fucker’s hard drive crashed again!!!   It sounds like a friggin helicopter right now!  What a piece of shit!  Truly the WORST laptop I have ever had the misfortune of NOT purchasing.  hahahha! Oh well.  It’s no longer under warranty and Sony won’t do anything.  I hate them all.  I’m not even sure I should bother making someone buy another hard-drive for it.

hmm hairlip..it’s seem quite awhile since you sent ME a big fat donation.  Have you been paid lately?  I think I see a wallet-raping in your future!

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Update:  More stuff to buy!
Grey leopard top

Help decide tittyboy’s fate. Take this poll and be part in dismantling, emasculation and destroying the life of tittyboy!

Update: uncle pigfucker paid off his $5000 ILU IOU fees as promised.  That coked up freak called back today after his entire drama with his wife and sent another $1,000!

Few more clothing items you fucks can buy. fulfilled by toiletbrush
Hippie top
Graphic tee
Exotic hardware top
Red Top

OMG!!! I just got off of the phone with a guy who calls every few years. he was doing coke and drinking. I got him sooooo fucked up that he was just blabbering like an idiot. he was so drunk that he didn’t seem to notice that his wife came in and was saying,  “who are you talking to????” I could hear her plainly!! She says,  “what are you doing?” he slurs, “I’m talking on the phone.” And she said “who are you talking to ?!?!” and he says, “who am I talking to?”  And I say “Jerry.” And he say, “hi Jerry.”  Then he sorta sounds like he is blanking out…and she starts sounding hysterical and demands, “WHO are you talking to!!” “And he says. “I love you, BitchyBeauty. Have you ever fisted a sissy?”  HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Usually I woulda been offended, but the fact that he was SO fucking enibriated that he forgot that his wife was standing behind him as he asked,  I didn’t really care! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yeh. I got $1,000 outta this guy. If he was using a card other than amex express and if his pesky old wife hadn’t showed up, I’m sure I woulda gotten a HELL of a lot more!

hahaha! GOOD times! Going to bed!

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Update: hairlip I added some kettlebells and some kettlebell workout dvds I want to MY amazon wishlist.  I know how you LOVE to get stuff for MY work-outs…so get to work on MY list!

Update: Actually I was a bit off on the total of the plundering of uncle pigfucker.
he sent $2,000 before the ILU game plus $400 clothing shopping. Then he racked up $5,000 in ILU charges and $1,000  charges for some photos he bought.   So far he paid $2,500  of those charges and owes $3,500 by Wednesday Jan 27th.

Me and uncle pigfucker had a great day yesterday! First he sent 2,500$  and did around $500 worth of shopping and then we played the ILU IOU game! Every time he said “i love YOU” he owed ME $50!  he racked up $5,000 and has 10 days to pay it off and already sent  payment today.  he’s always good at paying his debt to ME, so I’m not too worried. I know I will get it before the 10 days is over. A few others of you have mentioned wanting to play the ILU IOU game..but you’re all too be of chickens to play!  What spineless worms.

douchey mcdouche coughed up another $500, but also owes ME another $500 tribute.  I want your ENTIRE unemployment check you asshole, NOT just half of it! hahahaha! LOSER!!  fagarina sent $250 and sissy tommikins sucked a shitload of dick and even got 2 in his mouth at the very same time!  I charged him 100 for each dick he sucked..so that was $400 in My pocket!

My fuzzy wuzzy tall winter boots came! They were bought by senor doggy.  Discovered them right when the snow all melted. :(  Damned it! Well, it took Me awhile to pick out the perfect warm fuzzy boots for winter, but I LOVE this pair.  They fit soo well! Look hot and are completely comfortable!

Wanna do some shopping for Princess?

zebra cardigan $88 Large
striped dress  $98 Large
tubular earrings $24
shrug $68 Large

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Yay My friggin bathroom art took FOREVER to get here!!  They had a problem with the order, then lost it, then finally it arrived!  stewy rejoice! One of your purple towels can be seen in the photo.  twinkie, there’s the framed art, toothbruth holder and soap holder you bought, senor doggy there’s your little bar of purple soap.  Someone bought the framed mirror, counter top, faucets, someone bought that shelf, the towel ring, even the little night light–100% furnished by minions. you can see that MY house is full of little bits of you…of your sweat and toil!  Doesn’t that make you feel sooo special??  In some way you ARE part of MY world.  Continue to be a BIGGER part! By shopping and sending MORE MORE MORE MORE!  I love this bathroom sink because I did everything SUPER tall. The bathroom counter is super tall, the shelf is super tall, the towel rack is for a TALL person!!  Do you know how SHORT regular bathroom sinks usually are?? you never really notice until you get a tall one put in.  Everything in MY bathroom was purchased by a piggy minus the tiles.

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Update: oliver twisted sent $1,000….but guess what..you were late..so you owe another $1,000!! I’ll be waiting for it!

tittyboy’s weekend dickathon clips4sale videos are up. he got 4 dick in 4 days!!  http://clips4sale.com/store/6659

Prove what a twisted fag you are buy paying to watch a fat tranny suck dick and get fucked in his fat ass.   These guys were even playing with his jugs! I’d laugh My ass off if it wasn’t so completely sick.

oliver twisted your payment is late!!! you owe $1500!!! Do you want another penalty??

Another $500 from screwy stewy, $300 from fagarina, $500 from vintage furfreak, $300 from senor doggy, $500 from a brand new slave named tom from europe but I can’t remember what country he said.  yo tom, you sorta just poof disappeared after giving Me your money?  Did you like jizz your pants after pushing send or something? hahahaha!  FUCK! you a-holes are SoooooOoooo pathetic!

I have a shitload of exchanges I need to box up.

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 So many goodies. Let’s see the last few days what have you little turds done for ME? $1500 from a slave who would prefer to remain anonymous (heehee), $500 from uncle pigfucker, $500 from jason,  $600 of amazon gift certificates from pathetic wimp, a new peacoat from tittyboy, pants from fatty, $1,000 from twinkie and lots of things have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist: Wii games, Wii Active, bath towels, BlackBerry and Wii accessories, heels, ect..ect..ect..and ECT!  I decided Wii fit is for total wimps, but Wii Active workouts are a bit more difficult.  We are totally enjoying the Wii, hairlip. you should be soo proud.  I’m sure you are chomping at the bit to make your first cash tribute of the year, hairlip! :)  Oh that “bob” guy who used to send nice fat cash tributes in the mail, popped back up and said he was going to send $1000.  I look forward to it, old man and I expect a LOT more in the future.  hmmm..you know who has been slacking?? That aussie wimpy fag wuss unroyal fool!!  Get your ass to the bank and send Me at least $1,000!  david b I got your box of goodies.  Why are some of the items taken out of the package?  you didn’t rub your  wang on My phone’s battery charger or something, did you?  I’ll be sanitizing everything just in case!  I was pleased to find the surprise $100 in the envelope.  From now on, ship everything to My address, there is no reason for it to go to your house first and have risk Me picking up some of your freaky dna or something.  HAHA! Now go make another $300 donation david b.   (did I ever give you a nickname?) Oh and I’ll be adding more stuff for you on My wishlist.

It’s fucking COLD. Snowy and cold.

 tittyboy has a few days off so he has been ordered to make some more fat gay porn!  Hurray!!  I’m sure all you fat mancows can’t wait to watch the cock disappear in his orifices, those titties flap and his flab fly!  hahahaha Oh grosss. That made Me wanna upchuck just writing that!!!

OMG toiletbrush, you are SUCH a major fag! Instead of sending ME a nice fat $500 donation to start up the year, I see that you are paying to watch old videos of tittyboy sucking cock!  OMGeeeee! How gay can you get?! HAHAHA you are such fucking german fairy-schnitzel!

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tittyboy got his tatoo!! Who else is gonna get one? heehee! I’m impressed. It looks like Me a lot!  It even looks kinda evil. My big gripe of course is that My hair isn’t friggin curly and big enough!!   I wanted swirls of curls EVERYWHERE!  Fucker!  Well the picture he used was one where my hair had been brushed through and not very curly, but he was instructed to use the fat curls from other picture examples.  Probably too much work or something. Anyway, the artist did so good on the face,  even though My nose is a little bit too pointy or thin or something…but I am still quite happy with it! It’s pretty red right now and the face shadowing should tone down a bit.  It’s weird..when he moves around, sometimes the look on MY face looks softer and then sometimes it gets more diabolical!

tada!

Oh My! I’ve been rolling in it lately.  So many gifts.  One guy  named david went through and bought a bunch of goodies off My wishlist plus $200.  hairlip got Me the Wii and Wii Fit,  $500 from screwy stewey, $500 from the 20 something year old douche, $800 from vintage furfreak, $300 from pedro,  tweed business suit from stewey (I’m gonna exchange it though, I decided I really like don’t double breasted suit jackets on Me they fit strange in the bust. More prezzies than I can keep track of!  Yippy!  I still have to google google google. fatty and tittyboy  still owe Me Christmas gifts I just have to decide exactly what. Those of you who haven’t sent My Christmas gift only have a few days to do it! Get to it, skanks!!

Much to do!

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Brapalooza 2009!

Here’s just some of the bras I have gotten the last few weeks.  Keep in mind I have them hanging on doorknobs, in the laundry, in the dryer and am expecting at least 10 more in the mail I exchanged or haven’t arrived yet. I’m the crazy bra lady now!  Not all the bras I received are in this picture. lol!

Here’s a few pieces of lingerie I have up for sale. (below)  $500 per item.   Think of it as My Christmas gift to mankind.  My bra charitably donated to warm the heart of some lonely loser during the holiday season.  Yes, this bra could be yours to treasure for many years to come!  $500 is a small price to pay for a Christmas Miracle!!  Seasons Greetings, suckers!

Yes the 3 in the middle are all identical, cuz I’m so pretty I deserve 3 of everything.  The babydoll nightie, I dried and it shrunk so short it won’t cover My fanny.

And here… like a twinkling star on top of the Christmas tree is a pair of panties Victorias Secret gave Me for free.  I will wear it for a day. Ride My stationary bike in it and send it to you just in time for the holidays!  (Well..maybe a day or two later, depending if I can wake up before the post office closes.)  While Mommy is kissing SantaClause underneath the Christmas tree, you can be upstairs wearing Princess’ panties on your head doing what you do best! Oh what a Christmas to remember!!

senor doggy coughed up his $500 like a good boy.  loopy for legs texted Me all concerned that I hadn’t mentioned the $400 that he sent.. hmmm…guess I forgot about it. LOL!  you still owe $200 you boozey dickless ass maggot!  I don’t care who’s cock you have to suck to get it!

oooooh sooo weird. I’m so psychic.  This last  week I was all obsessing on what phone to get.  My phone wasn’t really acting up but the sound quality was getting bad and My bluetooth was sounding like shit.  So I was researching phones for a few days and poof! Guess who got the white screen of death?  Totally white. Nothing on the monitor when you turned it on and off just bright light. I soft reset it and nothing and I couldn’t hard reset it because you couldn’t see the menu.  More annoyingly, I could hear it dinnng dinnnng ddinnnng-ing every time one of you addicted freaks texted or yahoo’ed ME.  So I took it to My service provider.  I wasn’t too keen on having it worked on because generally when I have phone problems, before I go in there, I shut off my messages or password them and delete the really crazy shit from you nutbags.   I could just imagine them working on it and the screen popping to life with messages flashing across it from “fagarina” saying he has his toilet in the head or “tittyboy” having a text-fest about his bouncey titties and sucking whitetrash trucker dick.  Anywhoo, that didn’t happen. They deemed the phone too sick to fix and I got a Blackberry.  This is taking some getting use to. My Treo had a touchscreen and a keyboard.  This is all keyboard and rollerball.  My nails wouldn’t work with a completely touchscreen keyboard.  My major gripe is..the messaging is not completely threaded like My treo. It’s a friggin’ clusterfuck with all the texts I get!!!  So I had to download an application for threaded SMS.   Also My old treo vibrated while the phone rang.  Can you set it to vibrate during the ring?  I haven’t seen that option…all I have managed to be able to get it to do is vibrate once or twice at the beginning then start the ring after two vibrations.  That annoys Me.  All you crackberry bitchwhores get to fiddling with your phones and see if it can be made to vibrate WHILE ringtoning.   I downloaded an app that did it and also let me set the LED alert to different colors which I totally dug on, but that didn’t work with My threaded SMS application.  This shit pisses Me off and once I start playing with settings I get all OCD about it and won’t quit until it’s set up to perfection.  Now I want to crack somebody in the head with my crackberry phone.  Ok…enough of My phone frustrations.  Let’s talk about something fun!  Like you getting off your worthless, deviant asses and sending ME a big fat cash prezzy!!!  It’s Christmas!! And this year you are going to bust your ass to give Me more than ever before!!

oh yeh btw deryk paid off his ILU IOU of $3,550.

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Update:  Did someone get the jacket I posted earlier? It says out of stock now. If so, email Me so I don’t have to look for more military jackets.

Here’s another coat I’d like.  I’ll take this one in 14. Size chart seems to run small.

vaseline freak called ME and said he had $900 and would I please take it.  5 minute later it was in My account.  Easy sleazy vaseline freak!  Oh and let’s not forget sissy tommikins who tried to “be normal” again.  he hadn’t called Me for a few weeks which is unlike him.  Turns out, he decided to attempt to get another girlfriend.  Of course, that didn’t work out so good for him because he has been brainwashed and programmed by Me for 5 years now!  he attempted sex twice with this unfortunate female!  EPIC FAIL!  Both times he was completely unable to get an erection.  By the second time, she was so offended, she asked him to leave. HAHAHAHAHA feeling alone, pathetic and broken he went to a dirty book store and sucked cock.  heeeheee This little story makes Me warm and fuzzy inside.  It’s totally PRINCESS SIERRA’s idea of a Hallmark Special! hahahahaha!  I broke your dick, MUTHA FUCKA and there is NOTHING you can do about it! 

Slews of prezzies have been coming in, bras galore, jeans, art, medicine cabinet for downstairs bath, and several pair of boots. Here’s the pair  the twinkie got Me yesterday.

The master bath is DONE and it’s beautiful!  As soon as I get the right guest towels and bath rug and My art arrives I’ll take pics.   I’ll be starting on the downstairs bath next. 

Oh I’m selling a bunch of old bras. Lost a  few lbs and I’m back in a C and out of the D’s.  Since I make you fucks buy 3 of everything I like in every color…I have a shitload of bras to sell.  They will all be $500 a piece, ya know…to cover shipping and handling..Me shipping, you handling yourself because you’re a loser sniffing My old bras!  I have a nasty habit of tossing My $50 bras in the dryer which is a really bad idea if they have any padding or pushup.  The padding gets all turned around and dented.   But I’ve never been too concerned because it’s SOOO easy to get you perverts to buy Me new undergarments. 

Anyway, going kinda-organic is working out fairly well for Me.  I feel better too. I’m not super strict though, I still go to normal restaurants and stuff.  Its quite confusing trying to go all natural and give up processed grains and all that jazz.  Free range chickens, vegetarian fed chickens, steroid free, all natural, organic, gluten free, blah blah blah…so much information to try to grasp..sooo fucking confusing. Why must they make it so difficult?

el pequeno, tell that bald beaner bitch, senor doggy, that I want My $500 IMMEDIATELY….on second thought…since he didn’t show up on time last night, he earned a $100 late fee.  $600 asap!  I’ll be looking for it!

oliver, *snap* .  I have just snapped My fingers.  Look down, you should have an erection.  Am I right?  Of course I am.  That gross little worm is even leaking as you read this!  Now send ME $1,000 and call Me in the morning. (Late morning…I like to sleep in, as you know.)

Well, I still have lots of fall fashion clothing I want.  I’m googling coats. I want a military jacket too and some sexy tops.  I’ll post as I find them.  hairlip, I am waiting for My new toy!!

Ok I’m getting bored of My treo and the sound quality is getting really bad.  New phone time!  I don’t think I will do an I-phone because I don’t think I can text on a complete touchscreen. I do a LOT of texting and I have these pretty nails, ya know?  I’m trying to decide on BlackBerry Tour or a  Palm Pre.   Anyone have a Palm Pre? 

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Update: Shopping!
Medicine Cabinet for downstairs bath has been added to My amazon wishlist.  If you have a Lowe’s card and would like to use it, you can also buy it here.

Well the bathroom counter looks better than I thought it was going to! Here’s what we got so far.   Some problem with the sink plumbing came up so the floor tile hasn’t been grouted yet and I’m trying to decide on color of baseboards.  First I was thinking with going with the same color as the cabinets and mirrors, but I think that might make it look too small and boxed in.  I have to decide by monday.  I also need to find the perfect cabinet knobs.  I haven’t decided on what color I want those in, but I think they need to be amber or beige or cream or something to contrast.  The rubbed oil bronze that I’ve done all the fixtures and will be doing all the light covers in will blend right into the cabinet, so I won’t be going with metal I don’t think.  I’m sooo googled out.  I still have to decide what colors I’m going to do towels and artwork.  I was thinking having contrast of cream and lavender or purple of some sort.  Generally when I have a room painted, I change my mind 3 times. Unfortunately, I don’t change my mind until the room is totally painted.  The bathroom only took 2 times!  My handy whore spent all day painting it to perfection  and then came in the next day to find that I had partially painted the back wall a darker shade and did a few slaps of the lighter walls with a different shade to test them out.  All his hard worked defaced while he was gone and he had to do it all over. I’m happy with the colors now.  The paint near the counter looks a bit lighter in the photos than it actually is.

I have a regular shower head installed but decided I also want a handheld one. I will be adding that to My list.    My oversized shower niche make Me soo happy you don’t know.  I will have it totally loaded with hair product shortly.

Speaking of hair product. Here’s a picture of My new medicine cabinet in that bathroom.  Looky hairlip, you bought like 8 products that are always in My medicine cabinet.  If you look closely..you can see the hand of God (and a little curl too).

I will also be adding another medicine cabinet for the downstairs bath as some towel fixtures.  you shopping slaves will be getting to that immediately!

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Yay!  My little secretary desk arrived and envelopes of cash!

Here’s deryk’s package of cash! $1270.00

Here’s fagarina’s.

As usual, fagarina’s package is dwarfed by every other man’s package! hahaha!

Me and deryk aka uncle pigfucker played a fun little game! The ILU’s IOU’s! Every time he said “I love YOU” to Me on the phone he owed Me $50.  Guess how many times he said it?? 71 times!  $3,550!  It’s a VERY fun game!  you should play it too! Hell!! EVERYBODY should play the PRINCESS SIERRA ILuvU’s IOU’s game!  It should be an Olympic event!

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 Update:  uncle pigfucker sent $500, spent $450 at VS and bought $100 boots.

 Buy Me the Wii and Wii Fit and you get a free gift certificate for $50 for Me!

OMG I was like the most nicest Princess in the Whole Wide World today.  First I took a picture of Me wearing screwy stewey’s brand new leather jacket and also shipped his bra out  to him PLUS an older more worn ”bonus” bra to him all the way to the UK! While I was at it, baboon who has dibs on one of the thongs , will finally be receiving the bra I promised him a year ago plus the monkey hat and a huge blow up monkey. baboon sent $300 plus $700 I forgot to mention earlier.  he will be paying for his thong asap.

hairlip bought more goodies from My amazon wishlist and renewed MY subscription to Netflix for another year.  fagarina got buttfucked outta $300 and is sending $200 in the mail.  Poor little senor doggy. he bought those super awesome boots for Me but they ran totally small so I made him by the size larger and I sent back the first pair. Even though I requested that they be refunded to the purchaser, Amazon sent Me a gift certificate for it.  I didn’t cash the gift certificate, instead I notified senor froggy about it and told him that he could email them and have them  cancel the gift certificate and refund him instead…but also left the option open of keeping it Myself. Wasn’t that nice of Me?  After a little reflection he agreed that it would be a wonderful idea for Me to keep his refund.   I think he is gonna buy one of the thongs too.  he hasn’t quite agreed on it yet..but…I have a funny feeling he will. teehee

fatty, report to do duty. I have a shopping assignment for your broke ass.  It’s so cheap even a big fat bubba of blubba like you can afford it.

 oliver…I know you are reading this.  p.s. you owe ME $500

Floor tile is down. he grouts everything monday then puts in My cabinets!

mrobot fucking activate!!!

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I just sold a bra that screwy stewy bought Me that fit sorta weird.  I was gonna return it and he asked if he could buy it instead. So I said “sure, that will be $500″ and of course it was an offer he couldn’t refuse. heehee!  Stewey has been buying ME a slew of bras and panties and also a new leather scuba jacket. Way to go screwball!

I also have 2 thongs available that I will be selling for $500 each.  I hate thongs but they came with the nighties.  Email Me if you want to have a special romantic interlude with My own cast-off thong!  A cotton thong rejected by Princess Herself!   I also have a red latex dress that I will sell for $500.  I’m wearing it in today’s avatar.   It’s very stretchy and a size Large, so most of you will be able to squeeze into it.  Oh yeh and a nurse uniform..I have one I will sell…all $500 a pop.  Oh and I have a few old bras that I wore out that I can add to the sale as well. Send your cash to place your claim.

Well the bathtub/shower tile is almost done.  It still hasn’t been grouted and there is still spacers and that adhesive gunk in the cracks in this photo. Yay! I now have a huge ass shower niche to put all My hair product! No more of those ugly shower caddies for this bathroom! I’ll post pics as progress is made.  The counter top came out more peachy than I wanted. The marble looked so much lighter on the website.  I don’t know if I have the patience to reorder though. I’m gonna see how it looks before making any decision on it.  Floor tile is going to start getting installed tomorrow. Hurray!

I’m thinking I don’t really want to cover MY pretty shower tile with a shower curtain and should put up glass..but ugh…glass gets so gross.  Does anyone have the frameless shower doors?  Do they really stay a lot cleaner?  Does treating the glass help a lot with hard water spots and build up and stuff?

My sleep schedule as been all messed up lately because I have been having to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to let the contractor in.  I’ve been very hard to get a hold of lately. Patience, My little freaks. Send your yahoo messages because I always have My mobile on ME.

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2 words : uncle pigfucker.  Do you remember who that is?  So far I got $4,000 out of him! I’m going in to try to get another $1,000 out of his spazz ass!

Update: But of course! I got another $1,000. his total for today a whopping $5,000!

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chilly plays with his willy is a communal moneyslave.  he popped out of nowhere and sent $200 plus a large framed art from My wishlist.  I managed to get a total of $1200 plus the art from him last night.  2 blazers from fatty, $125 CC rewards from hairlip, $400 from toejamjam and $300 from somebody else..but hmmm I can’t remember top of My head who the $300 came from.

Shopping opportunities!  Framed art for bath

Well, I’m still Diet Pepsi free. I’ve cut out all aspartame.  I’ve been kicking around the idea of going organic.  Wow are the prices way higher.  One thing I can say is…the chicken tastes sooooo much better than supermarket chicken. The texture is sooo different and it’s so much more tender and seems to cook faster!  Organic chicken breasts are like B cups and supermarket are like D cups..but I’m actually stunned how much more flavorful the organic chicken.  I’m definitely noticing a difference in dairy products.  Some of the prepared stuff is pretty weird. Cookies, salad dressing, crackers…were all pretty odd.   Anyway, we will see if this turns into a phase…for now…keep the cash rolling in because ONLY the BEST for Princess!!

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There are really no words for this.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Just got $500 from wanker express. Guess what? I still don’t like you!!

**picture removed**  I like the one posted on nov 21st better.

Crappy cell phone mirror photo.  Damned thing takes the worst photos.  Me posing with fatmac’s boots. I’m also wearing sissy missy’s leather jacket.

Omg! I made tittyboy get personal plates! It’s something that looks to say “emasculated”! haha! If I feel really evil I will make him take pictures of his brand new humiliating license plates.

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Victoria Secrets Miraculous Push-up Bra -  Do not waste your money on this bra.  It says it will make you look 2 cup sizes larger and it will–except you will have a lumpy bumpy stuffed chest!  I looked like some crazed Boob Monster with cleavage under my chin.  I don’t know what I was thinking, I’m already busty. But this thing is so ridiculously padded! It’s like 3 inches of padding. If you drop this bra on your toe it will break it!  It’s very unnatural looking.  It’s waaaay waaaaay too padded. I just want a little cleavage push without all the  puff-n-stuff!  However, I think any fat little sissyboy with chubby manboobs will love it.  It will give you fluffy fake cleavage!  Try one, boys!

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