SPEND DAT MONEY, BITCHEZ!

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Here’s MY new Macbook from pigsnot!  Get to clicking pay buttons and wishlist buy buttons!  That’s what you were designed for!

Been awhile since My last update so… off the top of MY head mystery pig sent another $300, twinkie sent $700 (yay!), $100 from slavey davey.   hairlip did $100 Verizon gift card for HRC , $150 for Our Verizon bill PLUS matching $100 bills for Me and HRC. :)  $200 more shopping from pigsnot,  $200 from wankalot, $400 from some 74 year old guy who was actually driving around his bedroom in a hover around!  Funniest shit ever!! Yes grand-daddies, send your retirement  $$ to Princess!! hahaha!  I received another $200 of cash in the mail from davidansar.  I made like $2,000 on NF because MY Girlfriend was out of town and I was bored and did calls and made silly ass vines all week.  Shopping from slavey davey, wimpdick and hairlip.  I know I am missing a few other tributes but nothing overly exciting this week.   This means you worthless dung beetles obviously need to work harder!!  And you hiders and bingers  better pull your heads out of your stinking asses and start doing your duty as a men!!

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pigsnot buys Another Computer for Me!

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Update: Another $300 Amazon from pigsnot!

Big pigsnot haul!!  Still need to tally up everything…but well over $3,000 including the latest and greatest Macbook Pro 15″ ($2,000+) for ME!!!  Yeehaw!!!   I will post pictures when the computer get here! I posted pics of the gift cards on tumblr when they were coming in.

I’m not quite exactly sure how much he spent so far because I often trick him along the way by having him send gift cards to cover Amazon items on My wishlist..then while he’s all confused and horny, I force him to buy the item as well. Plus he has a habit of accidentally buying double of things while he’s all dazed and confused! heeeheee!!  I’m still trying to shake the last few dollars out of him.  Let’s see if he has anymore $$$!! (he did! I confiscated!)

Some of the other Amazon loot for Me and My gang!
$100 Clarks shoes
$80 Nike Flex
$62 Keen sandals
Several Under Armour tops and shorts
$80 Under Armour tactical pants
$60 blowdryer
$200 sunglasses
$70 Clarks shoes
$60 Clarks
$280 Vizio Soundbar

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wankalot reemerges ! $20 thousand Reaped!

Good news!! wankalot unblocked MY messenger and poked his head out of his hole like the world’s most psychotic ground hog! I made a new vow to MYself to NEVER show one ounce of mercy to wankalot. he’s dishonest. he will promise to do something and then refuse when he’s not in zone. he only wants to please when he’s in a state of cock shock. So when he appears I make sure I FUCK EVERY DIME OUT OF HIS WALLET! Now there’s nothing but dust in it! $20,000 over the course of a few hours.  he started mumbling about how much it was..and then he probably quietly spewed…he hung up without saying good bye!!  Then he immediately blocked MY messenger again. FUCKING PATHETIC!!  This is why wankalot can’t have nice things!! HHAHAHA because he is a rude ass sack of shit who pays and sprays..then dashes!  THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GUT him and his wallet every time I hear from him!!!   Oh and I did a search on one of MY merchant accounts and found that he did 250 transactions since 2006. This doesn’t include MY other merchant account that I am sure I did more transactions on…(but recently I switched it so I can’t search very far on that one). I’m sure there are double as many transactions on that old one! you would think after that many transactions this idiot would get it through his thick British brain that he CAN’T EVER RESIST, RETIRE OR RECOVER from being MY pay pig!!  My wallets don’t retire..they only die.

note to wankalot..I never got the $3,000 of Amazon gift cards that were sent.  $20,000 was RAD but I would still like MY gift cards.  Send them!

I’m bragging all over twitter about it because I am in the spazzy happy phase that follows EPIC WALLET RAPES! Skipping around in pink shoes and feeling so happy!! YAY ME! FUCK you!!

$300 from doomed brityou fat fat, I told you to send another $200.  Where is it??  Send it, doomed brit!!   $300 from from mrobot, $300 from hairlip! I got hairlip all twitterpated and zoned out staring at MY photos and vines! I just made him promise to send ME a big fan of $100 bills. hairlip always keeps his promises! Weeeeeee!  Oh and looky.  A tiny $50 donation from donald.  awwww. how cute, donald.  (Not really)  Go send another donation!

mystery pig?? Didn’t you see MY Vine I made for you??  you better go look at it.  Watch it loop a bunch of times.  I’ll be waiting for that payment! :)

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Fun with your money! $

Rained in on Saturday with obviously too much time on MY hands.
Be sure to turn the sound on these to hear them.

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Hi, Mah Bitchez!


Waving to all My fans!

So mystery pig sent Me that $500 soon after I posted MY demands. I left a message for you on MY twitter timeline, mystery pig!

New slave I picked up on NF sent $700 plus the price of the call!  $200 louzer, around $220 worth of Omaha steaks from bill, $300 from kenny, $300 from twinkie, $200 from tomtheturd who found ME when I had MY Niteflirt line on.  he’s been awol..stupid sack of shit!   $150 from a guy named dylan who found ME on NF, and another $250 from yet another NF pervert.   $500 Delta airline GCs from a total stranger!  I want a lot more Delta airline E-cards.  Start sending them!

All My pay buttons are working again.  Get to clicking!  See dicks pay! Click, dicks, click!

I’ve been turning on Niteflirt and verified call because I’m sick of non-paying assholes calling My landline, the hang-ups, heavy breathers and “wrong numbers”.  If you want to hear MY voice AT ALL..you will pay for it.  All MY good boys know how to get hold of ME and have MY mobile phone #.  So fuck the rest of you.  If you pay and donate generously on a regular basis you will not be reduced to paying-by-the-minute.   If you are part of MY stable I won’t have you using them.

BUY ME GOODIES!
ATHLETA
Metro Slouch pants I have these in Navy..now I want in Black!  Size Tall L  **
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather

EDDIE BAUER
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange

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Pay Buttons!

IMPORTANT!  For some reason I am having problems with MY pay buttons on FinancialDomination.com  NO idea why they are fucking up.
Until I get it sorted out use this http://bitchybeauty.com/donations.html

SEND your money, bitches!!  mystery pig!! I want more! (he sent $500 after reading this!)

BUY ME GOODIES!
ATHLETA
Metro Slouch pants I have these in Navy..now I want in Black!  Size Tall L
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather

ZAPPOS
Under Armour Tech Twist Tee size L Aubergine/silver size L, Snorkel L, Faded Ink L

EDDIE BAUER
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange

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Worship your LIVING GODDESS!

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Lots of CASH GIFTS and DELTA Airline E-Tickets is what I crave!  Make it happen!  you have no choice.  you WILL cave. Hiders, bingers, peepers, lurkers… TODAY you PAY.

psssst…hairlip..if you are staring at this in the AM while I am sleeping just start sending $100 donations every hour or so until I wake up.

 

 

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