hi minions! I’ve really been neglecting MY blog lately, but I have been active on Twitter. Seems that’s the new thing…so be sure to follow ME every day! I have been keeping busy with gardening, hiking and enjoying the summer. However, I’m getting sick of this heat and can’t wait until I can start wearing MY fall wardrobe again! Will be working on a wishlist. Fedoras, jackets, sweaters and lots of pretty Etsy handmade items! Fall really is MY favorite season. Once the weather starts cooling down we plan on doing some camping and backpacking. Can’t wait!
Just got $500 from twinkie!
mysterypig was quite late on his payment but he came through with $700. Hopefully, he had only overextended himself and needed extra time to recover and NOT trying to resist ME. Never try to resist ME, mysterypig. That’s so unnatural!
$500 from a new guy named harry. Sent ME his cash and POOF! Oh Another nice shopping spree from rat bastard and I believe it was $300 he sent in cash! I got a pile of gift cards and $170 hat, a new dress and some other great items! Isn’t Our time shopping together wonderful, rat bastard?!? Next pay day, you and I have another shopping date!
tommikins sent $700 last month and $500 this month plus he bought HRC a bicycle helmet just like Mine! Always reliable and forever devoted to his GODDESS. he makes Me very happy!
slavey davey spent around $1500 this month! he bought Me some beautiful handmade pieces of jewelry! Clothing, cash, My bike helmet, an awesome wool rug runner..whatever I demand he buys! Here’s an expensive Etsy turquoise necklace he bought ME.
pantystain has bought ME several wonderful items..including a turquoise and leather necklace that I am absolutely gaga for. When I find something, I just send him an email out of the blue and instruct him to buy it. he immediately does.
wimpdick has been loyally paying his daily tributes as well as buying many gifts on Amazon. I made him buy some floral, tacky yoga pants, a floral visor and pink work-out tops. he now has to go jogging dressed in them. he looks ridiculous! Here’s a video of him jogging in his new sissy workout outfit. he also found some spandex fetish freak on Fetlife who met him in the park. They held hands and walked the path in their girly spandex pants, wiggling their fairy tushies and looking like fools. wimpdick will NEVER be normal again. HAHAHA!
deerslayer made ME his beneficiary! After many years of loyal service, it was time to seal the deal! hahaha! We got all the paperwork done last week. When he dies, it’s OFFICIAL! Everything is MINE! he’s a good boy!
davidansar has been sending at least $100 a week and recording all MY daily affirmations on FEMGOD.com Read them. Recite them Daily. Let them penetrate your brain and truly enlighten you.
I’m kinda scanning through MY tweets to recap on more recent tributes I mentioned on Twitter…but it’s been a long time since MY last blog update. I really just don’t remember. There are many randoms guys, many anonymous tributes on Square, as well as all the guys on the daily pay schedule.
But here are few highlights.
$100 from peasant, $350 from amsterdam ham, $200 from piggypops, $600 from toejam, $200 wayne , $700 from sharon.
Currently pissed off at pigshit and doomed brit. Both are binger anus-boys. doomed brit, where is that tribute you fucking said you were sending? This is why I hate you so much and refuse to ever talk to you. you are a fucking liar and annoying spunk gurgling, fat freak of nature! pigshit had a problem with his credit card. It was being denied. I told him to fix it with his bank and make the tribute the next day. Morning comes, he isn’t horny and doesn’t feel he needs to keep his promise to send $400 that he made while having an idiot boner the night before!! he made up some sort of bullshit excuse about his card being cloned and it taking months to sort out. LIES! When your card is declined after promising ME an amount…you STILL FUCKING OWE ME THAT AMOUNT!! you get your card straightened out with the bank and you pay Me immediately! you PIECE OF SHIT! you LOW LIFE CUM BURPING man turd! Next time you come out of your stinky sewer hole…I promise you!! I will max the FUCK out of your credit card with no mercy! I WILL DESTROY your credit!! GAWD!! I HATE FUCKING LIARS!
And what’s the deal with pigsnot and the wankbank hiding from ME? you stupid old fucks! What the hell do you think you have to live for that is so special??? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING if you aren’t paying ME!!! IT’S TIME TO WHIP OUT THOSE CREDIT CARDS, you old crusty maggots! It’s time to shop!! This is all you are good for!
heehee! Yoohoo!! speedydick! I can see your sweet family picture pop up on your whatsapp contact info! Awwww…so adorbs! Funny how everybody is so clueless as to what an obsessive freak you are and how fucked in the head I made you! Time to make a donation!
I guess that’s MY update for the time being. Time to send ME MORE CASH!
Akubra Fedora in Carbon Grey
Panama Hat size XL
Howling Wolf Necklace
Dancing Pine Layered Necklace
Kingman Turquoise Earrings
Fox Tee slavey davey
Veracruz top slavey davey
Darjeelling Tunic size L
Wooden Fruit Bowl
Paisley Faded Cover
Love this new Akubra hat from wimpdick!!
Note to mystery pig…you skipped a week! Princess is not pleased. Make it up to Me ASAP! I’m sure you miss My Emoji mysterypig happy jigs on Twitter!!
Will update this blog when I get to it. Very busy getting sharon’s husband’s money.
Akubra Fedora in Carbon Grey
Panama Hat size XL
Howling Wolf Necklace
Dancing Pine Layered Necklace
Gemstone Cluster Earrings slavey davey
Turquoise choker pantystain
Well mysterypig was a bit late but he made up for it by making a $1,000 donation last night!!! This put a HUGE smile on MY face!! Since I have no idea why he was late, I will keep the schedule as is, but I will give him a few days before I get too pissy because he always comes through soon after. I went through the receipts yesterday and he has paid every 2 weeks for over a year..only being late on a few. Keep up the good work, mysterypig.
Oh so I believe the slave I call oliver twisted sent ME $1,100 the other day. he changes his first name all the time so it gets confusing. I know which guy I’m talking to, I just am not 100% sure I am using the right nickname. I emailed him to double check if that was his slave name I had been using on him, but he stopped replying after I thrashed his wallet. What a dork ass. he always begs to be blackmailed, pays then disappears before giving any information. Binge and regret..binge and regret. your life will always be a vicious cycle of shame. you, fickle fucks deserve a life of misery!! I will always keep the wheel spinning, assholes! your addiction will devour you!!! AND I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!
A slave calling himself DF went on a nice little shopping spree. Things are still coming in. After sending $100 introductory tribute, he hit MY Amazon wishlist. Yesterday I received $200 SouthWest gift card and a Sephora card! Still waiting to see what else shows up!
Had another spree from a guy I was calling rat bastard because he binges and hides. he vowed to start paying small daily tributes and peetered out after just a few days. Fuck him. Those who can not keep their vows will suffer severe and ruthless wallet rapes every time they cross MY path. he sent $300 cash and bought a bunch of stuff off Amazon…candles, dress, top..all of which were delivered to ME. (I’m wearing the dress in the photo) BUT then he bought a white tunic and a Stetson Fedora which has now popped up back on MY wishlist. RAT BASTARD!! FIX IT!! I was looking forward to those items. Correct the order then you can scamper off and hide under your smelly rock for all I care. But I want the items you promised ME!
sissy tommikins also gifted ME $200 worth of Sephora and $100 Omaha gift cards! david ansar continues to loyally send weekly $100 tributes by mail. This week he sent $200!
Very pleased with the new Akubra hat that slave pantystain bought ME. (Not same one I am wearing in the photo) Somebody needs to get this Akubra hat in size 60 in moonstone! These are really quality hats!
Much more gifts and cash, but these were the most memorable.
New affirmations and prayers on FEMGOD.com Say them daily.
Quick note to lure mysterypig’s cash into MY pocket!: mystery pig, you are a week late! Better make it up to ME in cold cash, you undercover pay puppy!!
Sooooo….last time I spoke to speedydick he was in a panic because he had emptied his savings totally..and was going to “sex addiction” meetings. he claims that after telling the counselor an estimation of how much he sent to ME that she recommended serious therapy. LOL If this is true, that’s pretty fucking funny. Thing is. Therapy never works. you know how m any of you fucks have tried that and failed!? Best part of the story is that I got $500 from him!! Happy Dance!!!
Cold Shoulder Top size L slavey davey
Buy ME this hat!
Embroidered tunic size L
Flowing Tunic size L
Colorful gemstone bracelet
Chanel Eyeshadow Tisse Essentiel
Update! zippy sent $1,000 cash because Delta had refunded him the $1,000 Delta gift card he bought several months ago. he says he had no idea and I believe him. Anyway, I’m very pleased with how he quickly fixed this.
zippy!! CONTACT ME ASAP! The Delta gift card you sent some time ago is NOT working!! FIX THIS. you have always been good at getting your orders through…don’t fuck this up!
aunty pigsnot! you have closed down at least 50 emails during the years. Do you REALLY have to close every account when you hide? Can’t you just NOT log in?? It really fucks with MY contacts list. Every time you come back from paypig rehab, I have to save yet another one! And they all are all so similar it’s confusing. you are a total dumb fuck!
Update: mystery pig sent
Ahem, mystery pig.. yesterday was your Official Pay Princess Day! you are a day late! Get your invisible ass in gear! I’ll let it slide because you have been sending so many bonuses in between and yesterday was a holiday and maybe you were busy grilling bratwursts or something. I’ll be looking forward to receiving MY mystery cash! Do it as SOON as you read this or MY instructions on twitter!
So here I am the day after I got MY hair cut. It’s shorter than I am used to but She did a great job on the cut. MY ponytail is pretty short and puffy now though, but it does grows super fast and it’s so humid right now it’s nice to have it away from MY neck when I wear it up.
Check out MY new voice clips I shared on SoundCloud!
Update! mystery pig sent $800! Oh Happy Happy Day!
$500 from sissy tommikins. he went to the dirty bookstore, but this time only sucked 1 dick. GO GET A FEW MORE!!
mystery pig!: Today is HAPPY PAY PRINCESS day!! I know you sent $200 the other day, but today is your official Pay-ME day! you’re late! I am waiting to here MY phone chime that I have cash from you.
Ravenna Top for HRC size Medium in Baltic and Graphite
Tranquil Boyfriend shirt size TALL XL in Metal Blue
Sandstone Vest size TALL L in Cobalt