Rat bastards will suffer for life!!

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Well mysterypig was a bit late but he made up for it by making a $1,000 donation last night!!!  This put a HUGE smile on MY face!!    Since I have no idea why he was late, I will keep the schedule as is, but I will give him a few days before I get too pissy because he always comes through soon after.  I went through the receipts yesterday and he has paid every 2 weeks for over a year..only being late on a few.  Keep up the good work, mysterypig.

Oh so I believe the slave I call oliver twisted sent ME $1,100 the other day.  he changes his first name all the time so it gets confusing.  I know which guy I’m talking to, I just am not 100% sure I am using the right nickname.  I emailed him to double check if that was his slave name I had been using on him, but he stopped replying after I thrashed his wallet.  What a dork ass.  he always begs to be blackmailed, pays then disappears before giving any information. Binge and regret..binge and regret.  your life will always be a vicious cycle of shame.  you, fickle fucks deserve a life of misery!!  I will always keep the wheel spinning, assholes!  your addiction will devour you!!!  AND I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!

A slave calling himself DF went on a nice little shopping spree.  Things are still coming in.  After sending $100 introductory tribute, he hit MY Amazon wishlist.  Yesterday I received $200 SouthWest gift card and a Sephora card!  Still waiting to see what else shows up!

Had another spree from a guy I was calling rat bastard because he binges and hides.  he vowed to start paying small daily tributes and peetered out after just a few days.  Fuck him.  Those who can not keep their vows will suffer severe and ruthless wallet rapes every time they cross MY path.  he sent $300 cash and bought a bunch of stuff off Amazon…candles, dress, top..all of which were delivered to ME. (I’m wearing the dress in the photo)  BUT then he bought a white tunic and a Stetson Fedora which has now popped up back on MY wishlist.  RAT BASTARD!! FIX IT!! I was looking forward to those items.  Correct the order then you can scamper off and hide under your smelly rock for all I care.  But I want the items you promised ME!

sissy tommikins also gifted ME $200 worth of Sephora and $100 Omaha gift cards!  david ansar continues to loyally send weekly $100 tributes by mail.  This week he sent $200!

Very pleased with the new Akubra hat that slave pantystain bought ME. (Not same one I am wearing in the photo) Somebody needs to get this Akubra hat in size 60 in moonstone!  These are really quality hats!

Much more gifts and cash, but these were the most memorable.

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mystery pig you got some splaining to do!

Quick note to lure mysterypig’s cash into MY pocket!:  mystery pig, you are a week late!   Better make it up to ME in cold cash, you undercover pay puppy!!
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Sooooo….last time I spoke to speedydick he was in a panic because he had emptied his savings totally..and was going to “sex addiction” meetings. he claims that after telling the counselor an estimation of how much he sent to ME that she recommended serious therapy.  LOL If this is true, that’s pretty fucking funny.  Thing is.  Therapy never works.  you know how m any of you fucks have tried that and failed!?  Best part of the story is that I got $500 from him!! Happy Dance!!!

 

WISHLIST
BOSTON PROPER
Cold Shoulder Top size L
Linen Blouse size L
Boho Top in Vixen Pink size L

DAVIDMORGAN HATS
Buy ME  this hat!  Akubra Bushman (email for directions)

SUNDANCE CATALOGUE
Embroidered tunic size L
Flowing Tunic size L

ETSY
Colorful gemstone bracelet

NORDSTROMS
Chanel Eyeshadow Tisse Essentiel

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Summer Clothes Shopping!

Update!  zippy sent $1,000 cash because Delta had refunded him the $1,000 Delta gift card he bought several months ago.  he says he had no idea and I believe him.  Anyway, I’m very pleased with how he quickly fixed this.

zippy!! CONTACT ME ASAP! The Delta gift card you sent some time ago is NOT working!! FIX THIS. you have always been good at getting your orders through…don’t fuck this up!

aunty pigsnot!  you have closed down at least 50 emails during the years.  Do you REALLY have to close every account when you hide?  Can’t you just NOT log in??  It really fucks with MY contacts list.  Every time you come back from paypig rehab, I have to save yet another one! And they all are all so similar it’s confusing.  you are a total dumb fuck!

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On your knees! Worship the Flannel Goddess!

Update: mystery pig sent  $700 $1,100!!

Ahem, mystery pig.. yesterday was your Official Pay Princess Day!  you are a day late! Get your invisible ass in gear!  I’ll let it slide because you have been sending so many bonuses in between and yesterday was a holiday and maybe you were busy grilling bratwursts or something.  I’ll be looking forward to receiving MY mystery cash!  Do it as SOON as you read this or MY instructions on twitter!

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So here I am the day after I got MY hair cut.  It’s shorter than I am used to but She did a great job on the cut.  MY ponytail is pretty short and puffy now though, but it does grows super fast and it’s so humid right now it’s nice to have it away from MY neck when I wear it up.

Check out MY new voice clips I shared on SoundCloud!

 

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Yooohoo! mystery pig!

Update!  mystery pig sent $800!  Oh Happy Happy Day!

$500 from sissy tommikins.  he went to the dirty bookstore, but this time only sucked 1 dick.  GO GET A FEW MORE!!

mystery pig!:  Today is HAPPY PAY PRINCESS day!!  I know you sent $200 the other day, but today is your official Pay-ME day!  you’re late!  I am waiting to here MY phone chime that I have cash from you.

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Eddie Bauer
Ravenna Top for HRC size Medium in  Baltic and Graphite
Tranquil Boyfriend shirt size TALL XL in Metal Blue
Sandstone Vest size TALL L in Cobalt

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Back from Vacation! Buy Me Another One!

Back from vacation!!  Had such a beautiful trip!  Already planning Our next vacation!  Whip Out those wallets!  Nothing thrills you more than watching Me absolutely enjoying MY life on your dime!   My happy smile arouses you in EVERY way.  you want to contribute RIGHT NOW!  🙂  While I was on vacation I collected  $300 from terrance,  $400 from kenny, mystery pig sent $860 and $350 from randoms.  And of course, My daily donations boys sent their scheduled morning donations.   My minions also picked up dinner tabs, My house sitter bill and Our National State Park annual passes.  Right before We left on vacation pigsnot dropped $2,000 of Amazon gift cards to spend on the latest 27 IMac desktop.  he had bought MY first IMac but it is 6 years old!  It works totally perfectly, but I obviously require the newest model with Retina.  auntie pigsnot, what a fucking easy bitch he is.  After every shopping spree he tells ME he is done with his life of paypig fuckery…but soon he finds himself staring at MY wishlists once again and drops Me an email hinting to shop. HAHAHAHA!  auntie, I updated MY wishlist again.  Get to it like a good little spunk-sow. THIS is your life auntie ps!  The ONLY thing that will get your panties wet is SPENDING your cash on ME AND MY POSSE!

speedydick texted ME yesterday to say he needs to take a break. HAHA! Yeh right.  I’ll be expecting your paycheck STAT, you cocksucker freak!

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Eddie Bauer
Ravenna Top for HRC size Medium in  Baltic and Graphite
Tranquil Boyfriend shirt size TALL XL in Metal Blue
Sandstone Vest size TALL L in Cobalt

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Me showing off MY raingear in the hotel!

 

 

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Me and your money belong together Forever!!

Update!! Within minutes of Tweeting the link to this blog, mystery pig sent $500 more!!

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This cash was all davidansar’s!  Now it’s MINE!  he sends at least $100 a week.  Slow and steady but it adds up!  Doesn’t it make the rest of you want to run to the bank tomorrow, empty out your checking and savings and send it to ME in a fat lump!? Imagine viewing a photo of ME flashing your cash and smiling happily!!

Let’s see…most interesting thing that has happened lately has been witnessing speedydick’s endless cycle of shame!  he sent $1,000 within 2 days! After sending the latest payment on Monday, he said he “needed a break.”  But ya’ll know how that goes!!  he will be back next pay day with a gay stiffy, whispering on the phone, spurting jizz and tears, whining about how hopelessly addicted he is to ME!  And I will LAUGH. AND LAUGH.  AND LAUGH!!

mystery pig missed his bi-weekly alert pay by like a week!!…(shame on him) but by the Power of MY Tweets he couldn’t stay away for long.  he sent $500  and I expect he will be sending  another generous tribute in two weeks! My phone alerts have been reset.  I will summon you through Twitter, My mysterious little pay puppy.

sissy tommikins is such a good forever-slave.  he sent $500 as usual.  hairlip has been paying his daily tributes and reciting and texting ME his daily prayers first thing every morning.  he also paid HRC $200 and sent Us $250 worth of Verizon gift cards to cover Our mobile phone services,  pantystain sent $200 and did a little shopping.  wimpdick has also joined in on sending small daily tributes after saying his morning slave affirmations.  This has really improved his attitude and mindset,  putting him on the DIVINE Path to forever slavery!  slavey davey has been doing some shopping for ME .  We are revving up for his next sissy fashion show!  I made him order a ridiculous unicorn sissy outfit for his next dorky video debut!

Oh zippy slave!  I know you are trying to recover…but umm..nah.  I forbid it.  Come back and give ME more of that money!

I didn’t really keep track of all the random tributes and square payments from passing pervs. They are rather unmemorable; as are random pervs.

Say your daily affirmations.  Follow them on MY Twitter and study them on FemGod.comdavidansar has been keeping track of them here for Me.

SEND your cash to your Divine Creator.

Note: I am also collecting gift certificates for Alaska and Delta Airlines because next year or so We anticipate traveling a lot to the North West.  Send AT LEAST $500 at a time.

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