CHEERS to taking your CASH!

pigsnot!  your two Darlings look forward to fucking your wallet over VERY soon!!  Looky! We wore your leather jackets out last night! I LOVE wearing leather jackets!  The necklace I’m wearing was purchased by your snotcock as well.  We want more shopping!!!

UPDATE

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NEW MEMBERS PAGE UP!  LOG in HERE!

New set of Me in a bright dress, heels and loads of leg!  All a few shots of Me in jeans, leather and heels!  Don’t have a membership!?!  BUY ONE!

Mighty Aphrodite!

Princess fan… I want this  size L
this too!  size L

Get Me This Moonstone Ring from Etsy!
Moonstone Hoop Earrings from Etsy

Etsy Onyx Ring size 7

See the little statue of Aphrodite surveying My bedroom? With Her shell and rose petals behind ME?  I too, am the Goddess of Beauty, Pleasure and Seduction!  Fall on your knees and WORSHIP for nobody can resist ME!  I AM VENUS!  Born to be LOVED and ADORED!  Pure Unadulterated WOMAN POWER!  6ft of CURVES and CURLS.  An Enchantress, a Siren, and Angel.  Yes Bitches.  you are FUCKED!

You are in for a treat! New Video Clip
My makeup looks kinda smeared in the video, but I think it’s the crappy lighting because as you can see by this photo still…My makeup was divine!

Here’s another teaser of the new set that’s coming. Also includes a few shots in jeans and leather jacket.

 

pigsnot, here’s MY friend in your boots and sweater! She loves them!  I haveta crop Her face because of Her job.

 

Prezzies for Lezzies!

Update:  Her tall boots and training boots came today.  OMG the tall boots look great!  They are VERY nice.

Pic of Her Mac accessories!

pigsnot come back!! I know you have a few more bucks in your pocket!  So far Her Apple superdrive and Apple TV showed up.  Still waiting for UPS to come today with more goodies!!  Every lesbian needs a pigsnot!  hahahhahaha!

Oh did you see the pink ASP handcuffs he got MY friend?  Imagine all the poor criminals She will be handcuffing with PINK handcuffs! Oh the shame of it all!

Well MY computer problems were related to My internet provider..not the computers!  Had to get a new modem and some things tweeked.  Now My stuff is running smoothly again.

pigsnot’s Mini Binger!

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$100 gc from fatmac to Our favorite steakhouse!  heehee don’t even ask how he earned the chance to buy it!

My Wen hair stuff is on sale! Get it here!  I want the Limited Edition Winter Vanilla Mint.

pigsnot had a baby shopathon tonight!

This time he bought stuff for Me and MY cop friend, because he’s all horned up about Her copness!  he wants to buy Her stuff for Her guns and shit. hahaha  So far he got Her some ASP handcuffs that She wanted cuz they are all lightweight.  She also scored a pretty new sweater, Apple TV, $160 leather tall boots in black, $160 training boots, and some other Apple accessories!  I scored $150 coat and $170 snazzy vest.  We were both laughing our asses off at your expense, pigsnot!!

$$$!

Yaaay!! Just got 1,000 from clarissa!  clap clap clap!

WhiteHouseBlackMarket
Ponte Jacket size L
Shimmer Sweater size L

MORE Cache Stuff I want NOW!!
Scroll Dress L on sale
Cache Dress in size L

Boston Proper
Black Cardigan size L Black or Red…you pick
Tipped V-neck Sweater size L get the Black w/ White Trim
Winter Sweater Vest Size L

BlackHouseWhiteMarket
Camp shirt L
Cable Jacket L
Striped Sweater Jacket L

ETSY
MultiHoop Earrings

pantyhose kevin

pantyhose-kevin

I’m going to try to take pics this week in the purple and red dress I got not long ago.  Since it’s freezing outside and I hate running around in weather like this, you might actually get them this time! yaaay!

pantyhose kevin gave Me a ring while under the influence! The night cost him $1100 and he signed up for $200 recurring billing every 2 weeks.  FUNNESS!!  $1,000 from Princess fan.  About fucking time, ASSHOLE!

New coats, hats, headbands, jeans came in this week.  FUCK, I love goodies in the mail.  My fedex guy thanked Me for all the good business I give them.  fatmac I’ll try to get a pic of My friend in Her new red jacket or vest. It really looks good on Her!

I’m going to buy  a new dresser this weekend.  Only thing I like more than furniture shopping is TRUCK shopping!  fagarina, I’m replacing one of the dressers you bought Me.   you should be the one who pays for it!  Do you remember where you got the bedroom set??

pigsnot, I’ve been wearing those warm Sorel boots you got Me.  It’s been snowing.  BEST SNOW BOOTS EVER!!! Couldn’t be happier with a waterproof boot!

Tada! Princess Is Here!

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Its freezing! I added this coat to My amazon..but it’s MUCH cheaper here! Buy it in METAL size L  french with ass fetish

Buy Me this Dress in  size XL!

fatmac got used like a bitch heffa this week.  he bought MY friend a shit load of stuff.   Don’t forget to get Me that vest from Nordstroms, My big lump of burning, yearning DUMB!   gayson called in the middle of the night and squeezed $500 out of his faggot sphincter!  So much fun.  I’ve been sick with a bad cold and period cramps but I’m ready for action again, boys!!  toiletbrush!! Where’s MY $500 cash!? I want it so I can go hit the mall tonight!

2012 is gonna be even SWEETER than 2011!  I plan on taking even MORE from you THIS year.  That goes for you too, pig snot! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Sending Me emails promising Me your cancer-stricken mother’s fortune, does nothing for Me.  Until the bitch is dead and your inheritance is in MY pocket…it’s nothing but WORDS.  Show Me the money, ya cocksuckers!

 

Princess and Pals Reap The Rewards of your stupidity!!

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fatmac also got MY lady cop friend a brown leather jacket and a second pair of boots!  he’s also sending Me $200 cash in the mail and a buttload of gift certificates!   Oh what a weakling he was last night!  he was texting ME while She was here and we were HOWLING at his stupidity and desperation!

Yo fatty! Here She is wearing your new boots!

If anyone else wants to shop for Her, I’ve added a pair of training boots to My amazon wishlist for Her.

Victorias Secret
Sweater size L in RED and BLACK
Leopard sweater size L
Thermal Vneck size L Amethyst

Etsy Earrings

$300 from sissy clarissa!

french freak ass lover! The gift certificate you got Me from Hudson was canceled..probably cuz of the foreign address thing.  Contact ME IMMEDIATELY..and lets fix this!  I found a way to order through zappos with your french freak card!  They have directions on their site.  Message Me on yahoo messenger asap!

fatmac got to buy My friend who’s the cop new $130 running shoes!     She’s totally enjoying Her new computer and printer from pigsnot!  She’s perusing zappos.com on Her computer right now..looking for new boots for fatty to buy at this very moment!  Here’s the boots She picked out!  fatmac got them immediately!

 

sissy tommikins..I got My new Kingston jeans today.  These fit perfectly..LOVE THEM!!!

Princess’ Little Helpers

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Update another $300 from sissy clarissa and $200 from the french ass lover.  Also received a Christmas card with $100 from that worthless ho bag,  fagarella.

My little holiday minions have been busy keeping Princess happy! I flashed My lovely face on webcam and had quite a good time!  Today toiletbrush sent $1,000! Some french guy ass addict sent $400 plus purchased 2 pair of 200$ jeans and sissy clarissa coughed up another 300!! Good boys, MY little man-toys!

fatmac missed GODDESS cam.  Awww..how sad.  Sucks for him.  he got My a pair of boots and paid for My nail appointment today.

Hudson Kingston Jean plus $300 from sissy tommikins and $500 from toiletbrush.

WhiteHouseBlackMarket
Ponte Jacket size L
Shimmer Sweater size L

MORE Cache Stuff I want NOW!!
Animal Wrap Top  L
ZigZag Sweater  L   sissy tommikins
Wild Faux Wrap Dress in L  I think this one will photograph well.  sissy tommikins
Scroll Dress L

Boston Proper
Black Cardigan size L Black or Red…you pick
Tipped V-neck Sweater size L get the Black w/ White Trim
Winter Sweater Vest Size L

ETSY
MultiHoop Earrings

fagarina’s cash in My pocket!

 

Send yo cash!

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sissy tommikins sent Me $700, bought a pair of $200 jeans and spent around $220 at Cache.  What good little slavies I have!

gayson sent $1,000 today!  yay! Yo gayson!  Call back and buy Me My Xmas gift!  As usual he spontaneously combusted his brainjuice as soon as he sent the $1,000.  Sooo gross!  No wonder the little bitch can’t get laid on a regular basis.

My friend LOVES Her new computer!  Yay pigsnot!

ELM Boot size 30 sissy tommikins

MORE Cache Stuff I want NOW!!
Animal Wrap Top  L
ZigZag Sweater  L   sissy tommikins
Wild Faux Wrap Dress in L  I think this one will photograph well.  sissy tommikins
Scroll Dress L

Boston Proper Stuff
Black Cardigan size L Black or Red…you pick
Tipped V-neck Sweater size L get the Black w/ White Trim
Winter Sweater Vest Size L

Note to pigsnot!  Hey this white Iluv ipod thingy sounds like shit and didn’t come with a receipt.  Email ME the order # so I can return.

Just a small portion of the stuff I’ve recently gotten.  In this one you see MY friend’s new $1800 MacBook Pro, My car stereo (was from last round but tossed it in the photo), Kindle Touch and Kindle Fire, Wireless Printer, Iluv Alarm clock, New Canon Camera, super awesome winter boots and My new juicer.

 

Here we have some boots, a crazy wireless $160 scale, My lovely leather Born Boots and Wen Hair Cleanser.

Stuff is showing up daily!  My friends computer should be here today!    Have you all been looking at My fulfilled amazon wishlist? It’s nuts!   I’ve gotten some GREAT stuff!  Will post pics of some of My loot!  sissy clarissa has been a good little minion.  she-it fixed My problem with the weird fitting jacket immediately.

sissies gone wild!!

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Wow I’ve been BUSY the last 2 nights!  Busy calling names and maxxing credit cards!!

fagarina got all drunk and did a bunch of shopping he totally can’t afford and made an online tribute for $200 PLUS promised to send $200 more in the mail tuesday!! His shopping include 5 items at Cache plus a $200 pair of Hudsons!  But don’t worry…I updated My Cache shopping list and have

Etsy Etsy Isis Earrings

Michael Kors Leather Jacket Large in Brown $349 purchased by sissy clarissa!  My new sissy clarissa is off to a great start!  Check out what he’s done so far.
First night $1300!
Second night $1,00, $350 jacket, $174 boots, $195 boots and $35 earrings!! Way to go MY newest pantywaist!

fatmac...I think you bought Me these boots.  They are AWESOME!  you can get Me another pair at Nordstroms if you have any credit left there.  I want another pair of black  and the brown…in size 10.  SEND in black…because sissy clarissa already got the dark brown. :)   These boots are the most comfortable wonderful shoes ever!  I want a back up pair..because I scuffed one heel a bit.  I’ll have one every day pair and one dress pair…because I wear these TONS.

pigsnot reigns supremely stupid!!

pigsnot-reigns-supremely-stupid

Yay! sissy clarissa sent another $500 cash!  $1,300 today!

Received $300 cash in the mail from fagarina.  Just made him promise to send another $200 tomorrow :)

$400 from toiletbrush!  I still want more shopping toiletbrush!! Get those jeans and the necklaces on amazon!  Also get the Isis earrings!  Some new sissy clarissa sent $800 tonight!! Awesome!

Find inspiration from the gutless pigsnot!  he shops yet again!! Guess what he got this time?!?!  he bought MY She-Cop  friend a brand new Mac computer and printer–cost about $2,000!!   Yet another lesbian taking advantage of pigsnot’s wormish disposition!  So of course, if he spends $2,000 on Her…he has to match that with Me and Stevie!! So he has set off on CLICKING our Amazon wishlist again.  he’s been at it all yesterday and last night.  I know he has Mine down around 1300…and still owes Me more!!  Remember, pigsnot!  We absolutely HEART cash in the mail!! Feel free to send more of that $!!  After your shopping spree…all I really want is COLD GREEN CRISPIES, clothing from Cache and HUDSON jeans!!!  Seriously, pigsnot stole Xmas this year…because I can’t fucking even THINK of material things I want at this point besides maybe furniture, cash, vacations and Hudson jeans.   Right now, I have EVERY gadget and watchmajig known to man!!   What do you give the GODDESS who has EVERYTHING!?!?  CASH, bitches!! Yes CASH!!   HOT Hard bundles of firm, green monetary goodness.  I love the smell and feel of stacks of brand new bills in MY hands..stacked in tight bundles like decks of card.  The edges of freshly cut bills…so sharp they give you paper cuts!   Oh good gawd time to change MY panties!!  Go to the bank right now boys and give ME what I want!!    HAHAHAHA!!

hairlip!! Where’s MY Christmas prezzy this year!!  All you little bastards step up and do your part.  you are Santa’s little helpers!  The little elves who will slave away this season to make sure that Princess gets everything Her little greedy heart desires.  100 dollar bills and LOTS of them! Charged credit cards and yumyummy fat DONATIONS!!   Put on your ugly Xmas sweater and get to work, bitchboys!  your Christmas Angel is slick, sassy, sleek, smart and sexy and so so sooooo seductively selfish!

fagarina and wimpdick.  Both of you buy christmas elf costumes. We are going to have a Dueling Xmas fairy elf contest.  May the freakest elf win!  Oh and I just started My period yesterday..go buy your tampons and put them in. SUPER PLUS, baby!

Hudson keeps on putting out new jeans!  I can’t resist them!!  BUY BUY NOW for Xmas while they are available in My size!! 
Hudson Jeans size 30 Get these next!  fagarina
Hudson Baby Boot size 30

Cache
Leopard Sweater size L   fagarina
Leopard Bomber Jacket size L   fagarina
Sweater Jacket in L  fagarina
Grommet Sweater L
Zebra Floral Tee fagarina

Super Neat-o!

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Guess who just called?  pigsnot!  he said he can’t shop right now…but he will do his best to start again!  I’m adding some big $$ items to My wishlist because the longer he stares at them…sitting there…waiting for him..his name written next to the items..”pigsnot shop!”…the stiffer his grisly old man dick gets and the faster he starts popping those credit cards out!  I think I’m going to add a $200 juicer to MY wishlist…Stevie has Me talked into trying juicin’.  Such a gross term though.  Start dipping into your savings and your retirement!! It all really belongs to US, pigsnot!  The Bitch Queens are ready to ride your credit card like a platinum pony!  Yeeeehaw MothaFuckas!  We want to spend all your Buckarooooooos! I am convinced that Me and Stevie magically conjured up pigsnot last night by discussing whether or not he would be back for more shopping…and if so..whatever would we add to our wishlists now?? hahaha!  Very next day…he’s sniffing around like a desperate little doggy. Oh…stewy just sent $50 donation.  Pinch Me.  Yeah, that was exciting. Condoms with teeth I hope they start selling these to chicks in the US! I’m sure all your wives wish they had one for your pin dicks  . Speaking of teeth…I got My teeth Zoomed yesterday.  Holy Fuckoly!!  I have gotten other teeth whitening in the past…but they were kinda like Zoom..but like in the mall.  I thought they were the same as Zoom..but they certainly aren’t quite the same.  This was the $600 Zoom at your dentist….(but I got it cheaper with a coupon–look at Me be frugal for once!).  Anyway…My teeth are Krazy with a K WHITE!! The whitest white on the chart now. But it fucking was surreal how sensitive MY teeth were for hours afterwards.  It still gives Me shocks from ice drinks or hot drinks!  OWWWWW!!  It would be sweet to force one of you bastards to go through 2 full sessions of Zoom, one right after another.  It would be the cruelest torture EVER.  I can’t imagine going through EIGHT 15 minute sessions of that shit in a row!!

Fulfill your shopping responsibilities!

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you little bitches better get to shopping!  I want you leaping over each and snatching at MY wishlist like those crazed bitches do at Target on Black Friday!  GET TO IT, WHORES!!  I will be adding LOTS of winter clothing!!  Christmas shopping for PRINCESS starts today!

Etsy Isis Earrings

Cache
Leopard Sweater size L
Leopard Bomber Jacket size L
Wild Faux Wrap Dress in L  I think this one will photograph well.
Sweater Jacket in L

fagaweena!

fagarina sent $200 today and will have $300 in the mail by tomorrow!!  Sorry little sap has been staring at MY pics all day and is in faga-frenzy!

Listen up, boys!

listen-up-boys

fagarella (that super annoying slutty fagarina wannabee) sent $400 amazon GC out of the blue. Nice try, but haven’t you noticed I just got a nearly a 40,000 amazon shopping spree?? I’d prefer CASH..not amazon GC’s at this moment. So send another $400 in cold hard cash you fucking freak of nature!

french fuck sent another $500. Still hate him! you have MY other demands…meet them quickly, bitch!

toiletbrush, I still have an issue with the leather jacket.

senor doggy…do you want to be ROADKILL??? I recommend you contact ME today to finish up your shopping!

mrobot activate and send $400!  stewy, I think you have $200 in your pocket, send it to Me immediately!

pigsnot I have had a big shipping fiasco with the elliptical..BUT…it’s being shipped to Me directly on wednesday!  They switched dates on ME but now it’s more convenient..so all is well!  I got My Kindle Fire too!  Pay down those credit cards! ALL your MONEY will be MINE!  It will ALL be sucked up into the churning, burning, pit of MY incredibly delicious greed!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOORE! hahahahaha!

Lace Up Jacket size L
Lace Up Skirt size 12
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