mystery pig you got some splaining to do!

Quick note to lure mysterypig’s cash into MY pocket!:  mystery pig, you are a week late!   Better make it up to ME in cold cash, you undercover pay puppy!!
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Sooooo….last time I spoke to speedydick he was in a panic because he had emptied his savings totally..and was going to “sex addiction” meetings. he claims that after telling the counselor an estimation of how much he sent to ME that she recommended serious therapy.  LOL If this is true, that’s pretty fucking funny.  Thing is.  Therapy never works.  you know how m any of you fucks have tried that and failed!?  Best part of the story is that I got $500 from him!! Happy Dance!!!

 

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BOSTON PROPER
Cold Shoulder Top size L
Linen Blouse size L
Boho Top in Vixen Pink size L

DAVIDMORGAN HATS
Buy ME  this hat!  Akubra Bushman (email for directions)

SUNDANCE CATALOGUE
Embroidered tunic size L
Flowing Tunic size L

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Colorful gemstone bracelet

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Chanel Eyeshadow Tisse Essentiel

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Summer Clothes Shopping!

Update!  zippy sent $1,000 cash because Delta had refunded him the $1,000 Delta gift card he bought several months ago.  he says he had no idea and I believe him.  Anyway, I’m very pleased with how he quickly fixed this.

zippy!! CONTACT ME ASAP! The Delta gift card you sent some time ago is NOT working!! FIX THIS. you have always been good at getting your orders through…don’t fuck this up!

aunty pigsnot!  you have closed down at least 50 emails during the years.  Do you REALLY have to close every account when you hide?  Can’t you just NOT log in??  It really fucks with MY contacts list.  Every time you come back from paypig rehab, I have to save yet another one! And they all are all so similar it’s confusing.  you are a total dumb fuck!

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On your knees! Worship the Flannel Goddess!

Update: mystery pig sent  $700 $1,100!!

Ahem, mystery pig.. yesterday was your Official Pay Princess Day!  you are a day late! Get your invisible ass in gear!  I’ll let it slide because you have been sending so many bonuses in between and yesterday was a holiday and maybe you were busy grilling bratwursts or something.  I’ll be looking forward to receiving MY mystery cash!  Do it as SOON as you read this or MY instructions on twitter!

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So here I am the day after I got MY hair cut.  It’s shorter than I am used to but She did a great job on the cut.  MY ponytail is pretty short and puffy now though, but it does grows super fast and it’s so humid right now it’s nice to have it away from MY neck when I wear it up.

Check out MY new voice clips I shared on SoundCloud!

 

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Yooohoo! mystery pig!

Update!  mystery pig sent $800!  Oh Happy Happy Day!

$500 from sissy tommikins.  he went to the dirty bookstore, but this time only sucked 1 dick.  GO GET A FEW MORE!!

mystery pig!:  Today is HAPPY PAY PRINCESS day!!  I know you sent $200 the other day, but today is your official Pay-ME day!  you’re late!  I am waiting to here MY phone chime that I have cash from you.

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Ravenna Top for HRC size Medium in  Baltic and Graphite
Tranquil Boyfriend shirt size TALL XL in Metal Blue
Sandstone Vest size TALL L in Cobalt

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Back from Vacation! Buy Me Another One!

Back from vacation!!  Had such a beautiful trip!  Already planning Our next vacation!  Whip Out those wallets!  Nothing thrills you more than watching Me absolutely enjoying MY life on your dime!   My happy smile arouses you in EVERY way.  you want to contribute RIGHT NOW!  🙂  While I was on vacation I collected  $300 from terrance,  $400 from kenny, mystery pig sent $860 and $350 from randoms.  And of course, My daily donations boys sent their scheduled morning donations.   My minions also picked up dinner tabs, My house sitter bill and Our National State Park annual passes.  Right before We left on vacation pigsnot dropped $2,000 of Amazon gift cards to spend on the latest 27 IMac desktop.  he had bought MY first IMac but it is 6 years old!  It works totally perfectly, but I obviously require the newest model with Retina.  auntie pigsnot, what a fucking easy bitch he is.  After every shopping spree he tells ME he is done with his life of paypig fuckery…but soon he finds himself staring at MY wishlists once again and drops Me an email hinting to shop. HAHAHAHA!  auntie, I updated MY wishlist again.  Get to it like a good little spunk-sow. THIS is your life auntie ps!  The ONLY thing that will get your panties wet is SPENDING your cash on ME AND MY POSSE!

speedydick texted ME yesterday to say he needs to take a break. HAHA! Yeh right.  I’ll be expecting your paycheck STAT, you cocksucker freak!

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Eddie Bauer
Ravenna Top for HRC size Medium in  Baltic and Graphite
Tranquil Boyfriend shirt size TALL XL in Metal Blue
Sandstone Vest size TALL L in Cobalt

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Me showing off MY raingear in the hotel!

 

 

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Me and your money belong together Forever!!

Update!! Within minutes of Tweeting the link to this blog, mystery pig sent $500 more!!

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This cash was all davidansar’s!  Now it’s MINE!  he sends at least $100 a week.  Slow and steady but it adds up!  Doesn’t it make the rest of you want to run to the bank tomorrow, empty out your checking and savings and send it to ME in a fat lump!? Imagine viewing a photo of ME flashing your cash and smiling happily!!

Let’s see…most interesting thing that has happened lately has been witnessing speedydick’s endless cycle of shame!  he sent $1,000 within 2 days! After sending the latest payment on Monday, he said he “needed a break.”  But ya’ll know how that goes!!  he will be back next pay day with a gay stiffy, whispering on the phone, spurting jizz and tears, whining about how hopelessly addicted he is to ME!  And I will LAUGH. AND LAUGH.  AND LAUGH!!

mystery pig missed his bi-weekly alert pay by like a week!!…(shame on him) but by the Power of MY Tweets he couldn’t stay away for long.  he sent $500  and I expect he will be sending  another generous tribute in two weeks! My phone alerts have been reset.  I will summon you through Twitter, My mysterious little pay puppy.

sissy tommikins is such a good forever-slave.  he sent $500 as usual.  hairlip has been paying his daily tributes and reciting and texting ME his daily prayers first thing every morning.  he also paid HRC $200 and sent Us $250 worth of Verizon gift cards to cover Our mobile phone services,  pantystain sent $200 and did a little shopping.  wimpdick has also joined in on sending small daily tributes after saying his morning slave affirmations.  This has really improved his attitude and mindset,  putting him on the DIVINE Path to forever slavery!  slavey davey has been doing some shopping for ME .  We are revving up for his next sissy fashion show!  I made him order a ridiculous unicorn sissy outfit for his next dorky video debut!

Oh zippy slave!  I know you are trying to recover…but umm..nah.  I forbid it.  Come back and give ME more of that money!

I didn’t really keep track of all the random tributes and square payments from passing pervs. They are rather unmemorable; as are random pervs.

Say your daily affirmations.  Follow them on MY Twitter and study them on FemGod.comdavidansar has been keeping track of them here for Me.

SEND your cash to your Divine Creator.

Note: I am also collecting gift certificates for Alaska and Delta Airlines because next year or so We anticipate traveling a lot to the North West.  Send AT LEAST $500 at a time.

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auntie pigsnot shops again!

Yesterday a guy who had been hiding for TWO ENTIRE years crawled out, drunk as a skunk and made TWO $5,000 transfers to MY bank account.  $10,000!! I found out that he had a bank account at one of the same banks as I did AND IT WAS ALL OVER!!  Oh he was obscenely intoxicated.  I was on the phone with him and he was speaking total nonsense. he was crying about shit in his past, bemoaning how findom would destroy him and singing drunk military songs.  I didn’t care because I was on a MAD CASH HIGH!  he was so drunk he didn’t even seem to notice that I was busy texting HRC and Tweeting about MY haul.  Well, today he’s ignoring ME!  But that’s ok because the transfer was SUCCESSFUL!!  HAHAHA FUCKING IDIOTS!  Drop ENORMOUS amounts of cash on ME then immediately BLOCK My messages and emails!  How does it feel to have a penis that makes you cuckoo!?

mystery pig!!  Tomorrow is your 2 week pay alert. I’ll be looking for it!

pigsnot is Our total bitch!  $1,000 worth of Amazon gift cards and $200 toothbrush and a top of the line water filter for hiking!  auntie gooey panties, We have updated Our wishlists and expect you to keep adding those items to your list!  This is what you were born to do, scum-sow!!

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