I’ll Steal your Heart, Take your Cash and Drain your Brain for Valentine’s day!

Ok! Quick update of some of the tributes I have gotten the last few days.  Need to write them down so I don’t forget!

$500 Amazon gift cards from pigsnot!  he also got Me this Frye campus bag, the $150 Frye wallet and some Under Armour tops! Yay pigsnot!  you totally buy Us all the bestest gifts!

$100 from pedro, $50 anonymous tribute, $135 from slavey davey to cover dinner and drinks, $500 from twinkie,   $300 from mystery pigPrincess fan also got ME these Frye Boots!  I’m still waiting for them to arrive.  Aren’t they beauties!?

$1,000 from speedy dick!  Omg it was a hoot!  That little bitch goos himself every time he sends more money than he can afford!  It took like 10 seconds.  The minute he pushes the SEND payment button he ugh jizzes in his pants!  I’m totally sure he looks like he has cerebral palsy when he does it.

Wanna be MY Valentine?  your ONE TRUE LOVE?  Surrender your heart! Surrender your wallets!!  Un-ass that Cash for Valentine’s Day!  MAKE A DONATION

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Open your hearts and wallets to PRINCESS

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I had an awesome week!  sir wankalot sent $2,000 the other night!  I was so pleased!  he is getting more regular and his “hiding” is getting shorter and shorter.  Soon he will stop hiding because his servitude will become “the norm”.    Serving Me IS NORMAL.  Resisting Me is ABNORMAL.  Open your heart, mind and wallet to Princess and NEVER look back!

sharon the binger/purger female slave popped up and spent $1,100 of Her husband’s hard earned money on Me.  I made Her pack up all his favorite golf clothes and shoes and take them to a charity and I watched Her do it all on Face Time!  Good times!  After her trip to donate his manly treasures, She went home and celebrated by peeing in his mouthwash.  Always fun to play tricks on unsuspecting idiot males!  Now Sharon is back to playing a stepford wife and dreaming about being a lesbian. She sent ME another text today, swearing Me off…AGAIN! HAHA!  sharon, I can’t wait to get more of your husband’s CASH!   All the hot yoga, lattes and red wine in the world is NOT going to get ME out of your brain.  you have been trying for YEARS!  I just looked it up and you stumbled upon ME December of 2004!!  Buahahahahahahaha!

pedro has been all inspired by mrobot and his life as a living paybot.  pedro is now constantly saying “bip bip” (The Portuguese version of beep) and begging to have Me upload programming to his wee brain. hahaha!  he has sent another $400 in the last few days.

mrobot is broke until payday.  So I threw him back in his virtual cell until his next pay period.  Every now and then I send him a text saying I am peeping into his cell through the peephole.  When paybots aren’t PAYING..paybots are working and earning.  These are the ONLY functions of paybots.

slavey davey has been a great little fugpuppy!  he sent $300 cash,  $200 Etsy gift cards, $150 Prada eyeglass frames$200 restaurant gift cards are here too!  he also just bought this lovely small Frye phone wallet that Princess fan was suppose to get!  (yes Princess fan — you fucking SUCK SO HARDCORE!)  Did I miss anything from the last few days, davey?  I know your prezzy dispenser just CAN’T STOP!!

terrance also bought Me a pair of Prada eyeglass frames but I had to return them because they were too small.  I will spend the gift card on something else.

A new guy signed up for $100 weekly recurring donations.  Hopefully he will continue to pay them for a long, long time!

Princess fan (who has been a jerk) sent $350 Etsy Gift cards, but I’m not done punishing him and his puny wallet! you know what you are buying next, ya dickhole!  Procrastinating only gets your stupid ass in trouble!

mystery pig! How about more of dat mystery cash!?? I LOVE IT!!  Oh and he sent $300  some time after MY last blog.  :)

pigsnot!  Send that money for the phones!  your LEZZY MASTERS are waiting!  Oh and pigsnot sent a $175 GC that I never blogged about.  he sends so many, it sometimes gets confusing!

lezzys’toy!  What gives?  Email Me immediately!  The FEMGOD Dynamic Duo is NOT pleased with your absence!

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Snowed In? Let Princess’ Greed Keep you Warm!

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Snowed in with nothing to do?  Why not stay home and click pay buttons with your Goddess?   My laughter and greed will warm your heart like a cozy fire.

Took the picture blow while running errands yesterday.  Hopefully, We get more snow!
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twinkie stepped up and dropped $300 online and today I cashed a $500 check that he sent.  $400 from mrobot.  Today I got a phone alert that tomorrow was mrobot’s payday!  About 5 minutes later before I even got to send him an email or text to activate him, he popped up and messaged Me on yahoo.  It’s like I telepathically contacted him and prompted him to message ME and deposit his money at MY feet! hahaha!  he’s totally an auto-pay-bot!   $200 from pedro the dumbass.  $100 department store GC’s from pigsnot.  pigsnot, She’s been sending Me text with lists for you!  Better get busy, Mr. jizzy! Go pigsnot, go!

lezzystoy?  What the hell?  Still no emails from you!  I guess you want to earn more penalties for not keeping close enough contact with ME!

mysterypig.  Wow you are so shy! you didn’t play My fun game!?  I’ll be waiting for your mysterious mula, My masked moron!  you are like the BatMan of paypigs.  Muahahahhahaha!
Bruce Wayne Quote:  ” It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do (Pay Princess) that defines me. “

MY WISHES, bitches!
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ETSY GIFT CARDS! Send a bunch!  I see a few Valentine’s gifts I want to buy.

Put the Gyft app on your phone.  Gift cards We use include:  Athleta, Zappos, Cabelas, American Airlines, Global Hotel Card, Itunes,  Home Depot and Whole Foods.

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WEEEEEE!! Yay for Me!

I am SO happy!  Today I received $4,000 from lezzys’toy!  $500 penalty for the 8 days he did not keep in contact with Me!    Once again he sent envelopes in the mail full of glorious green cash!  Here’s a photo of them before I opened them!   Here’s a shot of MY cash all spread out.
lezzystoy: contact ME asap before you collect more penalties for not emailing in a timely manner.  The creature needs to check in with his maker because we need to discuss it’s future. :)

Probably not the most enchanting photo of ME but I so LOVE getting that CASH in the mail! $ELFIE$!
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See that smile on MY face, lezzystoy!?  This is your oxygen!  your lifeline!  your soul food!   MY happiness and beaming smile are the only things you need!  your life’s work is now insuring that you are making Me and My future Bride’s lives as pleasant as you possibly can!   So many long to know the meaning to life.  you have found it!

$500 from MY ever-devoted tommikins.
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Oh and let’s not forget the ever elusive mystery pig!  he sent $300 again, which I quite enjoyed!  I think he might have sent another $500 that I forgot to mention on My blog. Anyway, I found out that he DEFINITELY is a twitter follower.  I tweeted the this last week.  To My delight he quickly answered by silently sending a $200 donation within minutes of MY tweet.  LOLOLOOLOL  We laughed Our asses off!

I tweeted this today.  Let’s see if he answers!


My fun never ends!

For My loyal minions and regular contributing slaves ONLY:  Since I never update My old BitchyBeauty members area, I will give passwords to those of you who want to peruse the old content.  Email Me  for a pw.

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The Awesome that is ME!

Update: mystery pig! Where’s your weekly mystery money!? Just received $300 from mystery pig!
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Hi minions!  Yay!  Trigger item photo!  If you are looking at this photo, you will be triggered to have a compulsive need to spend all your money on ME.  Don’t even try to fight it.  It’s inevitable. you will pay and pay and pay!  Look at that smile!

sir wankalot just texted ME and dropped $3,200 in just a few minutes.  It was like he was running on auto-pilot.  he had $3,200 and he automatically was driven to give it all to ME!  Totally Love it!

$500 from pedro.  It has been a long damned time since he paid ME.  hairlip’s $150 worth of Verizon came and We will be applying to Our phone bill tonight. :)

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Skull fucking piglets!

Note to lezzys’ toy!  I haven’t heard from you in 8 days!!  you are accruing $500 penalty fees every day that goes by that I don’t hear from you.  Step it up and email Me!
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It’s been SO fucking cold, but that gives ME an excuse to rock My coyote fur Canada Goose hat!

That drippy dicked pigsnot popped up and bought $300 worth of gift cards for MY sisters, $100 Itune cards and a pair of Salomon trail shoes.  Before I could dig in and bang more out of him — he just POOFED’ and disappeared!  Disappeared right off messenger without saying good-bye!   Why, I never!!  Next time he shows his scummy slimy piggyhead, I’m totally gonna skull-fuck him and rape his wallet double hard!

hairlip purchased $150 of Verizon gift cards to pay Our phone bill.  he’s also been buying HRC more goodies!

$300 from the urkaine plus he bought Me these ski pants.  $400 from drunk tom. Gawd, he is so lame!

fagarella was whining because he donated $400 which I never bothered to blog about.  Now he owes ME another $500 just because he sucks so much.

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Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

ETSY
Handmade Dish Set $520 **
Custom set of plates  These will be MY fancy guest dishes.  Send ME  an Etsy Gift Card for them.  If I Love them, I will add bowls to the set!

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Toes for hoes

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toejamjam coughed up $500 today for a 60 second peek of My tootsies on cam.  twinkie bought Me the greeny beanie and I love it!  slavey davey recently bought Me the same beanie in blue which is being custom made for Me.  I tossed in one last photo to the collage of Me posing with some of lezzys’toys cash!  Speaking of lezzys’toy, another $1,000 came in today!  Haven’t gotten an email from him for a few days.  Guess he couldn’t make it to the library! LOL!  Me and My sweety are saving up all this cash for something very special!

hairlip completely buckled when he saw a new photo of The Blonde Goddess of Hotness!  She graciously made a custom photo posing with a new Bose Mini SoundLink pigsnot surprised Her with!   One look at that pic and hairlip was frantically wallet-humping My Amazon wishlist! HAHAHA  he slapped a $300 Tory Burch leather tote bag for Her right into his shopping cart before the second photo had even loaded!  pantystain also bought Her a pair of Salomon trail running shoes which She loves!  slavey davey sent $100 plus did about $200 of shopping for Me and let’s not forget the ridiculous wimpdick who has shopped MY amazon wishlist every day this week as he minced around in his leotard and drink piss out of the commode.  Here he is dining on oatmeal boiled in piss.

Gifts that came today.  Prana top from hairlip, Eddie Bauer goodies from slavey davey, The North Face jacket from twinkie and I can’t remember who bought the Merrells but I love them!

$300 from mystery pig came through this afternoon!  Still not one peep from this guy!  hahahaha!   My buys have been making ME so happy!!  Keep up the good, work Mah Minions!  To the rest of you!
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Oh if you are a regular and want a membership to the old BitchyBeauty site send Me an email for the password.  I ‘m not updating it, but I’ll give passes to all those who are loyal and useful to Me.

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Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

ETSY
Handmade Dish Set $520 **
Custom set of plates  These will be MY fancy guest dishes.  Send ME  an Etsy Gift Card for them.  If I Love them, I will add bowls to the set!

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Packable Shirt  Tall L in Dusty Coral
Twill Pants Tall 12 in Sprig
Tank in Jade Tall L
Stayshape Pants for HRC Petite 2 in Driftwood

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