BEST VACATION EVER!!

pigsnot!  We are adding new stuff for you to buy!  Mainly hiking gear.  We had such a great time hiking that We are planning to do start doing more serious hiking.  Get your wallet out, you filthy sow!
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Keep paying while We are playing!

MAC’s JEWELRY
Stamped Stacker Cuff size L

EDDIE BAUER
Atlas jacket on sale! ** size Tall L in Loden  REALLY WANT!!
Popover Shirt size Tall L in Ivory** and Pansy **
Packable Plaid shirt Tall L in Drk Blue  **
Striped Henley Tall L in Navy
Button Shirt for HRC size Small in Dk Smoke
Packable Shirt for HRC size Small in Blue
Packable Shirt for HRC (sale) size Small in Calla Lily
Hoodie size L Tall Marina
Henley size L Tall in Drk Azure
Denim Tunic size Tall L
Cowl neck in Navy L

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Buy Me MORE!

Update: So some guy with a very faggy voice called and said he wanted to “fall off the wagon” after reading MY post about speedydick’s and john’s recent failed Princess “recovery programs” !!  The guy was drunk and ready to ride the wagon train of wallet rapery!!  Yeeehaw motherfuckas!  First he sent $400 cash.  Then he did around $400 worth of shopping.  he was getting drunker so I sent him back to the donation page and he sent another $300 cash!!  I told him to buy gift cards from Amazon and as he was putting them in his cart, the moron just hung up.  BUMMER!  Seems someone lost his load and hit the dusty trail.  The moron had successfully fell off his wagon.  The trail of tears and one too many beers!   All this happened in 14 minutes! HAHAHAHAHA!  $1,1000 total!  See you next payday, asshole!  Bring your vodka, your demented penis and your credit card!
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Totally enjoying all MY Etsy jewelry!  Send Me more more more!  I’m getting into more natural fabrics and earthy rustic jewelry.  I have tons of items I want.  I’ve been gifted a steady stream of Etsy beauties to add to MY collection..but Princess NEVER has enough!  Here I am posing with a ring that a guy named brett bought with a Etsy gift card.  I’m waiting for several more expensive items to arrive in the next few days.  Will post pics when they get here.

MACS HANDMADE JEWELRY
Snake Charmer Necklace (Royston no longer available)  **really want!!**  get Kingman :(

ETSY
White Buffalo Ring **really want!!**
White buffalo bracelet **
3 stone Turquoise ring
Floral ring size 8

I think pigsnot had 2 shopping sprees since MY last update!!   July 10th he sent $600 worth of Amazon gift cards and several hundred dollars of prezzies. July 3rd he had a smaller spree.  I think at least $500 worth of stuff…luggage, ancestry DNA test, $100 Hue light, Raybans, Tile .  Shit, he sends so much stuff, it’s impossible to keep track of!  he made a pie chart and he spent AT least 17,000 at Amazon since January.  I think he underestimated though.   WE FUCKING LOVE IT!!  you are officially one of Our Top 5 slaves.  pinch yourself, you fat freak!!  Oh aunty,  the girls added more items!  Go get them.

Oh I tweeted this a few days ago but this amused ME soo much thought I would post here too.  So speedy dick texted ME to inform Me that he was in a recovery program and couldn’t pay ME.   I chewed him out and  a few minutes later he sent $500 and hung up on Me. hahaha!  Then he sent this:

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I think I laughed My ass off for about an hour!   This bitch has tried to quit Me SOOOO many times.  This bitch came back and paid SOOOOO many times.  Muahahahahahhaha!   After posting this screenshot ANOTHER slave named john who had been hiding for a long ass time was inspired to fall off the wagon after witnessing speedydick falling off the wagon.  john sent ME $700 before going back into hiding. HAHA!  Who else wants to fall off the wagon?!!   Admission is only $500!!  Weeeeeeee!

$400 mystery pig, $1000 from amsterdam ham,  $400 tommikins, $250 from a guy who requested I call him “hamster ass”.  Many other tributes but this is all I can remember from perusing through old tweets.  I’ve been too busy preparing for MY vacation to keep good record of all My tributes and gifts!!   We leave Tuesday! I will have a house sitter watching My cat and watering My garden.  She will also feed My GF’s dogs at the other house.   I’m really excited about this trip!  I’m a bit worried because My period is late and I do not want to be bleeding the entire time!!  There is no way I will be able to hike all day if I am heavy bleeding!  Damned it!!  Oh and NOTHING is worse than being stuck on a long airplane ride on your second day.  I swear to God the altitude change on flights fucks with MY period and makes it flow like a MOFO!!!  So let’s all say a prayer to the universe that I start MY period today!  BLEED, BLEED, BLEED!!

Putting wimpdick in chastity was the best idea EVA!  I don’t think he has ever been as pleasant and generous!  I sent his key back this week and he’s waiting on pins and needles to be unlocked and reunited with his beloved little sissy peen.  he’s been locked up 39 days and has spent around $1,000 in that time.

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$2000 Binger from pigsnot!

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auntie pigsnot is at it again!  So far $2,250 worth of Amazon gifts and gift cards for Me and My posse!  The Girls LOVE when auntie comes out to play!  Don’t you wish We were as excited to hear from you?!

I’m wearing a dress that came from twinkie.  Both pairs of denim shorts fit too and he bought Me an awesome Arrow necklace from Etsy.  Will post photo later!

sissy jason sent $300 last night.  hahaha! you are so DISGUSTING jason!  jason likes to call and squeal, “i’m a little girl!  i’m a little girl!”  What a total freak!

omg..I almost forgot.  I finally got, wimpdick’s chastity key in the mail.  Check out this little video of him crying in his chastity device! hahahaha!  So fucking amusing!  I should have locked his ass up years ago.  he’s so attentive when his dingaling is under lock and key.  he’s been buying a slew of little amazon gifts.  I also took over his netflix streaming account and We are using it.  he can see everything We watch and I’m sure it excites him to no end.

Then that fucking mother fucker drunk tom.  he sends $500 and says he’s going to send another $500 and and doesn’t!  Then he keeps saying stupid shit about how much he loves Me, how “dangerous” I am and if I do “team viewer”.  he’s a jerking little crazy cyber whore. he never coughed up the second $500 so I had to do mean things to him!  I found 131 of his contacts and even dug up a totally disturbing photo of him jerking his cock on some other girl’s site. (he pissed her off too)  It’s so much easier to JUST KEEP your friggin promises!!

bollywood has been a good boy sending his cash to Me all the way from India.  I collected another $200 from him today.

MACS HANDMADE JEWELRY
Snake Charmer Necklace (Royston no longer available)  **really want!!**  get Kingman :(
Arrow Turquoise Necklace

ETSY
White Buffalo Ring **really want!!**
Arrow Turquoise Ring size 5.5 for pinky
Turquoise ring
White Buffalo Ring brett
3 stone Turquoise ring
Floral ring size 8

EDDIE BAUER
Popover Shirt size Tall L in Ivory** and Pansy **
Packable Plaid shirt Tall L in Drk Blue  **
Striped Henley Tall L in Navy
Button Shirt for HRC size Small in Dk Smoke
Packable Shirt for HRC size Small in Blue
Packable Shirt for HRC (sale) size Small in Calla Lily
Long shorts size Tall 12 in Deep Ocean

Turquoise Sun Cuff want!!** slavey davey

Spirit Sparrow Ring for MY pointer finger size 8  **really want** pantystain

MACYS
Cold Shoulder Goddess Top size L slavey davey

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Peasant Top size L

ZAPPOS
Brooks Sneakers size 10.5
Karen Kane Dress size L

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We’re Back!

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Hi boys, back from Our little camping trip.  Nothing is better than collecting cash while I’m sitting back relaxing.  you boys paying while I’m playing!  Really how it should always be, don’t you agree?? Monday I collected $1000 from tributes while cat-fishing. mystery pig $300, robbie $300, terrance $300, $100 anonymous.  I came home to boxes stacked sky high on My front porch!  I also found a new butterfly bush, peony plant and a crawling rose planted in MY yard and a freshly mowed lawn from MY local slave.    he also left Me some farm fresh eggs since I made him set up a chicken coop and start raising a few chickens to keep Us stocked with organic eggs.  he gets all the poop…We get all the eggs.
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It was rainy and chilly most of the time but Me and HRC still had a blast and caught a lot of fish.

speedydick I got your IM but I wasn’t home.  Text Me because yahoo messenger hasn’t been forwarding to MY mobile phone like it used to. :(  Send Me $500! I know you want to!  Then back to looking at gay porn!!  Welcome to the World of HOMOSEXUALITY!

Will be updating My wishlist today!
ZAPPOS
Brooks Sneakers size 10.5

ATHLETA
Hoodie size L in Jasper Green
Hoodie size XL  ** Tall in Jasper Green

EDDIE BAUER
Top size Tall L in Clematis
Sleeveless Top for HRC size Small
Packable shirt **size Tall L in white
Rainfoil Jacket size Tall L in Blue

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