Update: Got another $500 from senor doggy! I did the mexican hat dance all over his wallet this month!

I’m addicted to leather jackets and just can’t get enough of them.
Someone buy this gray jacket in 14.

senor doggy sent $500, bought ME this studded leather jacket, a sexy cardigan and $200 of gift cards at another store.

Here’s senor doggy and his untrusty sidekick pequeno.

Well la-dee-da. Princess has been raking in the dough!  oliver twisted popped up and did $1,000.   hairlip sent $300 cash plus spent  hundreds of dollars on shopping!  he bought Me a ring,  $130 meaningful beauty makeup I wanted,  leather boots and I think a bunch of new jeans.  Update  Me on the shopping haul, hairlip. Give Me the total so I can tell the world  how much I got out of you.  lolol  you are SOoOOo easy.  Isn’t it funny how just  ONE simple email from HER ROYAL HOTNESS can erupt into a total spendfest so quickly and effortlessly??

Then jackass galore Princess fan sent $600.  I still fucking hate your ass!  $500 from pedro!  twinkie also sent $500 as well as buy Me another down comforter and some more stuff off amazon.  All this totals are from just today, by the way.  I wuv days like this!!

tittyboy is finally going to get a fake vajayjay.  Buhbye penis, hello “pajayjay”!  I’m sure he’s so excited about getting his own frankenpussy. hahahhahaha!  KRaaaaaziness!

screwy stewy just made a $500 $700 $1,000 donation plus some shopping!  I say, “Yahooo-y”! and he says “oh pooo-ey”! (dontcha love how the amount keeps getting bigger the later it gets and the emptier his bottle becomes? HAHA!

Another Moonstone ring I like.  Buy  it before it disappears!  hairlip
Oooh shit! I like this one too. Buy buy! fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

Oops found another thing I want.. Get this little necklace too. fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

One of My friends say this stuff is the bomb...so get it so I can try it! If not, I’ll just give it to her.  Got to get it on ebay..because it’s subscription billing through their website and I don’t know if I will like it long term. We missed this auction, you no good slobs!! However I made hairlip buy the same item on another auction..so fulfilled.

$400 from pathetic wimp.  he thought he was different…that he would never become “one of them”.  hahaha!  he is sooo now one of “them”.

Update: Just got $500 from senor doggy and his untrusty sidekick pequeno!

Yeh..so pedro couldn’t quit ME. hahaha Like I am surprised.  NOT!  I got $500 out of him like 2 days later! HA!  stewy came out of the woodwork and sent $500 too and latex lover did $500 as well.  stewy..I don’t think I’ve quite fucked you over enough…how about you send another $500!?  fagarina got fucked out of another $600.  heehee  It’s soo unfair to take advantage of such a helpless little fairy like I do!  oliver twisted! I know you have money again. TIME TO FUCKING COUGH IT UP!  And stop asking Me if I will kill you.  you are such an idiot.  Why ever would I kill you while you are still capable of working and earning ME more dinero?  Like you are going to come to the US…so I can “kill” you.  Like I’m going to risk going to jail to fulfill your fantasy.   I don’t have to fucking kill you bastards.  Once you QUIT being of use to Me..you no longer serve any real purpose.  you are good as dead!  I don’t have to kill you…you’ve killed yourself.  you’re a freak with no real purpose..the universe knows there is NO real reason for you to exist..so the universe will expel you…shit you right out!  your health will fail, your life will crumble, you’ll get sick, lose your health insurance and suffer til the end of your last crappy days.  hahahha!  Awww..that was the sweetest thing I ever said to you, wasn’t it, oliver?  Now go send Me $1,000 and be grateful that I gave you one single reason to live yet another day.

I’m back from My little trip and all is well.  There is shopping to do, so I will get back to perusing sites and looking for ways to better spend your money!  Adieu, My little turdlings!

*note to the guy who left the message.. just cuz some cyber whore steals MY sub’s nickname does not make it the same slave.  The guy isn’t the same and doesn’t even have the same fetish.  cyberwhores can’t make up their own slavenicks..this is nothing new.  cyberwhores are not the most creative of chicks..thinking is too hard…so they just turn around and flash a crack. duh

pedro said he was going to take a break and try to be normal! hahahahaha! I give him 2 days!  pedro…you know your fatherinlaw will totally hire a hitman on your ass if he found out what a freak of nature his daughter married. you bring much shame to the family! haha!

gayson suckalot! I got your $600 you LA fagboy needledicked sonofapig! p.s. you even have L.A. fagboy accent!

toiletbrush where are yooooou!  Where is that last order from Boston Proper???? It’s not here!!! It BETTER have gone through!

More clothing shopping!  Princessfan DONT even bother asking and DONT even bother texting until $700 is in MY account, no you may not beg for it beforehand, message, or fucking talk to ME.  you get JACKSHIT until I see $700.

Animal Knot Top size L
Ruched Top size L black
Reptile Top size L
Corset Tank Top size L
Flashy Tank Top size L

Oh I forgot to mention I got the super AWESOME-est leather jacket from pigsnot.  Stevie got the very same one. It really is a GORGEOUS jacket made out of the NICEST leather.  Too bad can’t wear it until the weather changes.  Way to work over the weakling, Stevie!

Hello My little minions.  I feel girly and twirly today and ready to shop.  fatmac I have yet to find out if that osmosis thingy we were talking about will get rid of the flouride.. do a search on the item and see if you can find out for sure!  I am going out of town next week for a little get away I will be back in just 5 days.  A little bit business and little bit pleasure…I’m sure you are all dying to know what I’m doing and where I am going..but I prefer to remain mysterious.

Holy fuck.  I want to scratch My eyes out.  I just watched a man put a grapefruit up his ass.  Yes, he was on his webcam and stuck an ENORMOUS grapefruit up his ass…it as like he was giving birth. WHY oh WHY did I look?  I mean, I had to look but yet My stomach was churning.  you freaks are such absolute MUTANTS some time!  What the fuck?!  So then I made him cut it in half and stick it up his ass and he was screaming that it was burning his butt.  That made the entire presentation a bit more enjoyable.  However, I am not convinced his pain wasn’t all an act…so those of you who have a grapefruit on hand, try it and report back.

Hi spazzy mcjunkies!  Have you been missing Me?  I’ve been running around like a goon the last few weeks, busy with this and that.  Hopefully it will slow down a bit next week and you dumbfucks will get more time with ME. But until then, open up your wallets and PAY PAY PAY!!!

fagarina! Did you get that $300 in the mail???  fagarina got to buy some towels, the rug, get his card banged for $400 and still gets to send crispies in the mail. WOW! he’s sooo lucky!!!!

MORE SHOPPING!!  toiletbrush get this in Large Black.

So I’ve been fucking wallets but not reporting it all.  I just got $900 from pedro. he’s so damned addicted.  Boys have been shopping left and right and I just got some guy to buy Me this rubber dress. vintage furfreak sent $1,000 today too.

mrobot reactivated and sent $300.  Seems that robot had a little short circuit and got lost…but of course I got a read on his tracking system and found him. robots in MY robot army STAY robots in MY army until they have nothing left to their names..then they become scrap metal and I just throw them in a trash heap and laugh as they rust!!  he will be back in a few days to pay another $300 because I wrote that in his programming…of course, he agreed automatically…how could he not?

chewtoy sent ME the most beautiful orchid of all time. I do love orchids!  For his reward he gets the new electric probe in his bung!  I wonder what will happen?!

Must have this blouse in Large and Black
Get this at Boston Proper too size Large.  And this in Large.

toiletbrush: Get this stuff! Tweek hair stuff, kinky curly shampoo.
fagarina: Get These! 1 bathtowel, 2 handtowels, 4 wash cloth.

toiletbrush!  Get this in Large. Get this too.

More for toiletbrush.  Buy Me hair color. I mix #2 and #16 because # is soo dark.
Buy three #2 and three #16.  Get this asap!

I want this rug in 6ft NOW.

Shopping!  I want this art!  Chop chop!
4 wash clothes and also get 2 hand towels.

Update:  toiletbrush get this NOW! I gotta have this shirt, it won’t ship til 9th but it must be MINE!  Size Large
Get these sunglasses too.

Karaoke CD assignment for toiletbrush  Add every song

All That Jazz,  All that Jazz (Priddis Version),  **I want both Versions of All That Jazz**,  Funny Honey,  Roxie,  Dream a Little Dream (Mamma Cass Music Maestro Version),  Mercy (Zoom Version),  Warwick Avenue (Zoom Version),  Syrup and Honey,  Whatever Lola Wants (Music Maestro Version),  You Know I’m No Good (Zoom Version),  I put a spell on you (Sonique Easy Karaoke Version)  Name the CDG “Amazon” and have it sent as quickly as possible.

$500 from gayson,$600 from paulo, $800 from the ukranian! I’m gonna try to update later tonight.  Hang in there, suckas!

Mean posts always make Me big bucks! I just got $1500 from oliver twist and $400 from loopy for legs. hahahaha!

loopy it’s been FOREVER since your last donation.  Here’s your reward for the $400 you sent–I’m posting your BIG FAT FUGLY MUG for the world to see!  Yikes! How does your wife stomach snuggling up to that fleshy mound of fug??  you’re like King of Queens with a mustache and a furry ass chin. Christ, I hate fat guys with clefts in their chin.  It always look like a real hairy fat droopy butt.  you look so skeezy you make MY skin crawl.  FOR REALS! hahahahaha!

***edit*** removed loopy’s photo because he bought it off MY site. lol!

So jackasses.  There’s something THAT really pisses ME off. When you fuckers dink around and say you will buy something…and don’t…keep playing the “this in the basket?” game…and MY item sells out. It’s FUCKS like you who LOSE all your shopping privileges and are deprived anymore wardrobe shopping..which is FUCKING fine with Me..because  I’d rather fucking take your cash and pay for new air conditioners, wood floors, vacations and go to the mall and actually TRY on what I am buying.  Princess fan fucked around a few weeks ago…and got FUCKED out of $1,000 penalty for this SAME shenanigans. Then he is stupid enough to turn around and beg and beg to shop again..cuz shopping fucking turns him on..more than actually “FULFILLING MY desires for COLD HARD CASH”…how FUCKING SICK IS THAT???  So I kindly give him another chance…and what does he do?? Goes back to his “dinking” around and 2 items that were there a week ago when I FIRST demanded him to buy  them..are now on 30 day back order. FUCK you.  ( toiletbrush made up to ME for his mistake…so he has been removed from this shitlist. ) Now  fucks like this are begging to shop again.. Again I say. FUCK you.  Even if you successfully buy 1200$’s and LIE about $300 …you are NOTHING but a ZERO and LIAR in MY eyes. Why FUCK around with you pieces of shit..when I have good slaves like twinkie and vintage furfreak…who BUY…and SUCCESSFULLY buy ALL the items I demand the FIRST day I send the link??  So Princess fan, if you want to regain your shopping privileges..you will have to pay a $600 fee.  Putting the same item in your bag every day for a week might give you wood, but it does NOTHING for ME.  you are BEYOND pathetic.  Good bye jackasses.  I have real slaves to shop for ME.

Oh I haven’t updated Forevah!  I do have to mention that sir gayson suckalot the lesser spent $500 because he gets his 3 inch weenie tied in a knot when I don’t report his tributes!

For the rest of you…it’s been so long it be impossible to report.

THE NEVER ENDING SHOPPING LIST
I still didn’t get this leopard skirt!!  wtf!?  BUY IT NOW! size 12 fulfilled by fatty
Leopard sash skirt size 12 fulfilled by twinkie
Zebra earrings
Top on ebay I want.

Ok so this drunk austrian keeps emailing Me and saying he is drunk and wants to chat with ME and shows ME the entry in MY journal where I last spoke to ME and he sent $500 and ran off.  We run $800 worth of charges and keeps emailing he wants to chat and email is too slow.  I give him MY number…he’s afraid to call.  he keeps begging to chat…he doesn’t have yahoo..he doesn’t have aim. Then poof he’s gone.    lol If you are reading this, (and I know you are) have a few more drinks and let’s do it again!  I love how you are TOO fucking retarded to contact ME after you pay.  What do you want? Me to magically install chat software on your computer for you?  If only all MY slaves were such idiots! hahaha!

$100 from pvc tranny, $300 from pathetic wimp and $120 in amazon GC’s, $75 from some nutjob I didn’t talk to and  twinkie sent $500 and spent around $300 shopping.

Zebra Skirt got to have!

Wanna buy Me a fetish dress for photos??  Check it out!  Buy it before Saturday and you can get 15% off by using this code. 15WB15  Contact Me for size and color.

My toiletbrush spent $700 on Me today shopping! I got some sexy skirts from White House/Black Market, a ring, towels, another sexy nighty, $130 hair dryer,  a diffuser, bathroom art and other goodies! I love a big shopping spree!  douchey douchenozzle called to remind ME that he sent $1,000 that I forgot to mention.  yeh…I guess it just slipped MY mind! hahaha  Hurry up and get paid already! Send ME another $1,000. Promise I won’t forget this time!

Princess fan..you didn’t buy that shit fast enough and toiletbrush beat you to it! This is why you always lose your shopping privileges you skanky hole!  you BETTER get you shopping done tomorrow.

Also got another $200 from fagarina, $300 from pedro, $600 from vintage furfreak and $400 from gayson.

UPDATE: Within 5 minutes of Me calling his home phone number and bellowing in his ear and him reading this entry with his knees knocking in fear, he magically pulled $1,000 out of  his ass.  Perhaps I will destroy him next time instead?  Perhaps I will destroy him this time anyway????  It’s amazing how you bastards magically find money tucked neatly between your flabby ass cheeks when I go BERSERK on you!!   DON’T PISS ME OFF! I do NOT ENJOY BEING ENRAGED and you will NOT enjoy the consequences of ME  hitting that point.  Believe Me, assholes. IT’s NOT sexy!  you WILL REGRET it with every breath you take if I descend on your life in a fit of rage!!!  you do NOT piss off Isis, Aphrodite, Hera, Freya and Athena..and you SURE in hell don’t piss off PRINCESS SIERRA!!!

PRINCESS fan you deranged fucking freak:   I do not like you. you wasted MY time again without any intentions of paying.    you absolutely LIED through your teeth.  Me on the other hand, am NOT lying when I tell you this.  I AM EXPOSING you to your mother.  Maybe now, you will finally get the “help” you said you need. hahahaha!   I will be sending her records of all the cash you have sent Me …your emails and countless pathetic texts as well. you are a very sick bastard.  I am SOO NOT playing with you liars!  I am PRINCESS FRIGGIN SIERRA and I don’t fucking HAVE to deal with liars and bullshitters!!  you waste MY time — I WASTE your life!  I friggin LOATHE you right now.  I want to hurt you so much MY fucking fingers are shaking in anticipation!  And do you want to know how you can KNOW for a fact that I will do this??  Because you are no longer WORTH anything to ME.  you are NO longer an asset.  you are NOT worth the time and frustration.  you are broke and trying to pretend you aren’t.  So now you are completely DISPOSABLE.   And THAT, My fat, friendless freak…is a VERY dangerous thing to be around ME.

Love and Lollipops, motherfucker.

chewtoy’s pissed ME off and now all you bitchass cowardly shit tards can suffer. hahaha! Yeh be afraid bitches.  I’m putting MY boot up some asses sideways! If you can’t be with the one you love to punish..PUNISH the one your with! Oh yeh!  Punish the one your with!!

IMPORTANT message to senor doggy! Check your pervert mail!!  That ring is too big and can not be resized. RE-ORDER the item in size 7.   I will send this back.  They do not have exchanges.  Pay for the MOST fast overnight shipping.  Get back to ME immediately!

p.s.  I have more shopping for you! hahaha

I’m rearranging My shopping list since it’s spread over a number of journal entries. Some things were skipped…also adding some new things.

Updated

Get this shower curtain. Guest bathroom is now redone. ** Priority Item! **
Sexy Dress for pics maybe! Get L
Kimono Top get in Black  L
Sexy Knot Top get in Black L (yes chewtoy I’ll be wearing these out when I go out at night.  Everyone will see MY gorgeous cleavage but YOU!  hahahaha!)
Get this long nightgown in black size L
This chemise nighty in black size L
Sapphire Ring $89 size 7
The $150 Nighty in size L  toiletbrush

Grab your wallets, asshole.  Everyone of you reading this should be fucking BUYING ME shit.

paulo called.  I did a live session with him way back when and he’s super spazzy to meet Me again.  he’s one of those guys who were sorta normal when I met him..then I did a live session, abused his shit for a day and now he’s doomed to be an absolutely freak for eternity,..dreaming, aching and begging for that day that he can grovel at My feet one more time.   I swear these guys are the most insane of them all.  recardo went bonkers too.  It’s like they tasted paradise by basking in My presence for just one afternoon…and then they spend the rest of their lives wanting to recreate that moment again.  They become sick little perverts, addicted to the internet, trying to get a fix..just a taste of what they had before…but that never happens.  They never get the high they got from the ultimate Enchantress. They are hungry for more…they are forever in satiated and empty.  HA!  Must suck.  So I got $800 out of him.  I had him burn himself with cigarettes at least 50 times, cram a beer bottle up his ass big end first, swallow shampoo and suck on things that had been in his pooky.  he begged for 30 minutes for Me to meet him again and I hung up…Ya know…same ol’ same ol’. HAHAHA!

senor doggy! Get back to ME, I looked at the receipt for the jewerly and noticed that the necklace was NOT in the order!! FIX that IMMEDIATELY!!!! Also pay for overnight shipping because you FUCKED up the order. you should be ashamed of yourself! Problem remedied..the store had sent them as separate receipts…lame.

Update $500 from senor doggy on top of his Shop O Thon! Ole, bitch boy!!  $300 from pedro plus $250 in amazon. heehee I gave him a $50 break because he cried so hard. hahahahahahaha!  God, I love watching a man cry!!  This is soo how it makes Me feel!!

Bed Spread get in Natural size Queen $228 doesn’t ship til July senor doggy
Pillow Shams get Natural 2 of them $50 each

Provincial Silk Sham 2 in Sage $50 each

Get ME this crazy ring! senor doggy & sidekick pequeno

Sapphire NeckLace $99 senor doggy & sidekick pequeno

$150 Nightie Kinda ridiculous..but what the hell!? It’s only your money!

Low-cut Top in Black senor doggy

I’m googling shit for you fucks to buy!  Beg for your shopping list!  pedro!!! you now owe ME $600 for taking TOO long!  Princess fan DO NOT fucking beg for your list.  you are cash only until $1,000 is paid. No if, ands or buts.

WTF?  Isn’t that strange someone named that necklace that?  chewtoy, since you found it, you can BUY it!!! 

$1,000 from oliver.  Oh oliver, you silly little man…how incredibly obtuse of you to think you will ever get over Me…over being wrapped around MY pinky.  you tried to get better…for the 100th time…again you FAIL…again I WIN!!!!

$500 from jason now renamed gayson.  $600 from twinkie,  $400 from the ukranian, $300 cash coming from fagarina.

pedro I demand another $500 if you want to hear MY lovely voice again. toiletbrush, I believe you have $1400 which belongs to ME!

Got some shopping done for Me including nighties, rings, bathroom hardware ect.  I’ll be adding more and reposting the few items that were overlooked by you mangy mongrels.

$1,000 donation from the slutty french loser.

I want tons of cute Nighties!  Get to Shopping!  I’m addicted to these Natori NightGowns. Already got 4 purchased for me. (2 aren’t on the list)  I still want that black one and the purple one. Get on it, shit-fucks!

Red Nightie I want this one  L

Zebra Nightie Get this in L

Floral Nightie Get in L

I’m also on a Moonstone kick.  Get Me this!  Size 7