ladystoy handful of cash!

More cash from ladystoy arrived! $1250 today! Best part is — there is MORE COMING!
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Have to give a shout-out to pigsnot!  This Christmas he has totally bought bunches of great gifts for all the Females in MY family–including a 32gb Ipad Air for My Mom!!  Tonight alone he has sent $680 worth of Amazon gift cards and $400 worth of South West cards.  Last night $200 Amazon GC and bought a coat for My sister.

Today I found another $300 from mystery pig!!   I won’t lie! I did a little happy jig when I looked at MY Iphone and saw yet another receipt!  :)

wankalot sent $1,000 plus $75 Amazon gift card!

Prezzies arrived from hairlip today including $75 GC for HRC’s Christmas stocking!

slavey davey that bright blue Eddie Bauer puffy coat arrived today and it is beautiful!!

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The slavey gravy train!

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Some guy sent ME this long Eddie Bauer parka but I have no idea who he is!  Love it!  What a great surprise!    BRRRR!  It was cold today! My nose is red!

I also received this absolutely AWESOME $400 Fjallraven shearling lined parka from slavey davey!  It’s THE BOMB and one of MY favorite clothes items I’ve gotten lately!  slavey davey’s prezzy dispenser was activated and ready to shoot prezzies all over! he scrounged up some more cash and bought ME this Eddie Bauer puffy in Peak Blue and several pair of EB pants, PLUS he sent $150 cash and sent a $60 Netflix gift card.  slavey davey has turned into a model slave!  I’ve brainwashed and molded him into exactly what I wanted him to be. Yay Me!

Does My fun and cash end there!  FUCK NO!  sir wankalot came out of hiding and sent $900 cash and bought a $300 Helly Hansen coat!  (I think I officially have enough coats now–at least for the time being!)     Oh and this doesn’t include the $900 worth of shopping he did earlier in the week which included an awesome pair of Timberland boots, $430 Frye boots,  Ahnu shoes and tall Timberland leather boots for MY niece!  I fucked you over, wankalot and you LOVED it!   Now you say you are “done” but We both know next pay day..you are BACK..you are RE-screwed!!  MUAHAHHA!  I’m putting that $900 in OUR Mountain Dream-Home Fund…and you will be adding more to it VERY soon.

Then speedy dick called an lost $700 to ME and jerked his worthless weenie when I told him I was going to make him suck some t-girl’s dick!  I’m sure he is wallowing in guilt and shame right now.   Warms MY heart!

mystery pig (b from Oregon) sent another $300 on Friday!  Don’t ever quit, mystery pig! I’m LOVING this!

pigsnot started sending gift cards to buy Xmas gifts for My sisters and niece.  I think he sent about $500 the last few days.  he also bought Pajar boots and Nike shoes..actually,  I am not sure what his total is at this point.  I lose track!   I’ll need to ask him for a tally.  hahaha!    My sisters and niece are definitely having the best Christmas EVER thanks to MY personal spunk-pig!  pigsnot, we intend to keep burning through that wallet!  you are the family Santa Sow!

hairlip sent $150 Verizon gift cards which We promptly paid Our shared mobile plan for the month plus picked up some items off MY Amazon for his Sexy Soul-Snatchers!  he has dutifully been paying his $30 a day EVERY day on top of all his cash and gifts!   he’s so grateful I have tweaked his brain so perfectly!

pantystain gifted ME these Anu hiking boots!   I might have to lay off the boots for awhile too.  I recently acquired a LOT of beautiful boots and hiking shoes!

ladystoy is a brand new guy who sent ME $1000 cash has sent more cash!  Can’t wait for it to get here!

louzer just sent another $100 tonight.  Merry Xmas to Me!

What a wonderful week!  I am pleased as punch!  Still a few more days until Christmas, boys!  SEND ME CASH and MAKE EVERY DAY CHRISTMAS!!

FEMGOD WISHES!
CASH CASH and MORE CASH -  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards.  Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online.  you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them.  Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription.  This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

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Serving Me makes you whole

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I’m totally gaga for this new Eddie Bauer flannel from hairlip and this hand-made hawk necklace purchased by slavey davey!  There’s another picture posted of ME wearing it on My Twitter.

screwy stewy did $100 this morning.  $500 Christmas cash sent from toejamjam this afternoon!

Haven’t sent Princess Her Christmas Dinero yet?!  It’s time to un-ass some holiday cash,  bitches!!

sir wankalot crawled out of hiding and did $900 of Amazon shopping!  I’ll list the items when they get here!  I know for certain these Frye boots have shipped!

Ok boys here is a list of the things We want for Christmas:
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards.  Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online.  you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them.  Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription.  This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer
New couch!  Cash and lots of it!

Non Christmas shopping
EDDIE BAUER
Lots of shit on sale!!
Flannel Lined Jeans 12Tall for Me slavey davey
Flannel Lined Jeans 2P for HRC
Medina Cardigan get Tall L in Mushroom
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L slavey davey
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux *

NORDSTROMS
NorthFace Jacket in Coastline Blue size L

SUNDANCE CATALOG
Burnout Moose Tee size L in pink!

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Shopped all day long!

ladys toy!  I got the $1,000 cash you sent!  you have some fucked up handwriting!

slavey davey has been shopping all day! In the last few days he bought a $400 parka, $200 Hudson jeans, winter gloves, $200 cash, $70 top, $100 gc at MY salon, Frye wallet and a $90 Etsy Hawk necklace.  Since I’m in the season spirits, I am allowing him to spend a max of $50 on his wife.  I know..I’m so kind!  Best part is, he gets paid again on the 19th!  he will be doing it all over again in just a few days!  I expect to ride that fatboy’s wallet hard and long for Christmas!!   Don’t forget to pick up that $60 Netflix GC tomorrow, dave!

hairlip has been on a continual shopping frenzy!  you know, I can’t even keep up on all that man buys!  Hell, he is so in the bone zone, so deep under Our spell, so wrapped by Our FEMGOD pinkies that he forgets what he paid for just minutes after buying!   All of Us just keep sending him lists and he snaps it up!!  Itunes gift card, Raybans, $200 GC at Anthropologie , $100 Sephora gift card, Etsy items, Christmas ornaments, restaurant tab pick-up, makeup, hair product, package after package from Eddie Bauer!  he’s been putting smiles on all our faces DAILY!

Here’s an example of the number of packages I have been getting from USPS alone in a single day.  This was Friday.  I believe UPS brought 3 more packages that day. HAHAHA!

wimpdick also did some shopping the other night.  wimpdick is one of MY slaves who I have a payday alert for on his phone!  My phone is always doing this fairydust sounding brrrrr-ing and leaving Me alerts saying “slave so-and-so gets paid tomorrow”!

$100 showed up from louzer!  $300 more from MY mystery pig!!

Ok boys here is a list of the things We want for Christmas:
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards.  Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online.  you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them.  Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription.  This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer
New couch!  Cash and lots of it!

Non Christmas shopping
EDDIE BAUER
Lots of shit on sale!!
Medina Cardigan get Tall L in Mushroom
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L totally on sale!
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux *

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Make My Wishes All Come True!

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Love this new scarf that hairlip bought Me!

Update! $100 from louzer just came in.

mystery pig (b from Oregon)  has sent yet another $300 tribute last night!!  Keep it coming, mystery pig!!

hairlip got totally worked over by Princess and company!  With a few photos of each of Us, he was promptly put into the bone-zone…then We then pounced on him and raped his wallet — gangbang style!  The blonde bombshell scored $200 Ugg boots and another pair of Raybans.  One look at Her piercing blue eyes and he was paralyzed like a deer in headlights.  he found himself clicking buttons in a daze!   HRC bitchslapped him for a bright red Helly Hansen red stadium parka and about 3 pairs of pants!   We got $200 for a hair appointment!  Moonstone earrings for Me! Then he picked up Our dinner tab!  he shopped Eddie Bauer and even more items off Amazon! Our fun continued!  he was a 3-way wishbone!   We were so pleased with your performance this week, puppy!  Oh what a blessing!  What Joy and Bliss it is serving the most awesome Women on the planet!!

slavey davey sent $100 paypal, $100 Timberland boots and $25 Itunes gift card!  he’s going to do a little more shopping.  I will be picking out the items today. :)

EDDIE BAUER
Lots of shit on sale!!
Medina Cardigan get Tall L in Mushroom
Engage Hoodie size Tall L in Heather Gray ** slavey davey
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L
Cozy Sweater size Tall L in Anemone
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux
Elysian Jeans size 12 Tall in Aged Blue **  slaveydavey
Gray Jeans size 12 regular  hairlip!
These are totally on sale! size 9 fossil slaveydavey

ETSY
Hawk Totem Necklace slavey davey

Eddie Bauer for HRC
Echo Sweater in Scarlet size S hairlip!
Nordic Sweater size S in Nordic hairlip!
Twill pants Reg Short size 2 in Black hairlip!

NORDSTROMS
Flannel Top size L slaveydavey

SUNDANCE CATALOG
Burnout Moose Tee size L in pink!
Floral Fleece headband in Natural twinkie
Cute Legwarmers in Natural twinkie

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your divine destiny is to ENRICH MY LIFE!

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UPDATE:  IT’S HERE!   pigsnot’s $3000 made it here safely!

PRINCESS, PREACH IT!
Yes, boys.  Enriching My life is your divine mission and purpose in life.  Created by GOD for GOD.  I’ve said this before, and I will continue to say it over and over until it’s pounded in to your brain…drilled into your skull, until it penetrates your very soul!  you WILL think as I want you to think..as I teach you to think, as I train you to think. PLEASING ME TRULY IS WHY you exist!  I should know!! I am the reason you are all here right now.  you are not whole unless you SERVE ME, the one and Only who designed you. I am the one who struck the flint that lit the fire, the addiction and obsession, the ACHE that burns in you today!  If you are new to My site, I AM STILL the ONE who initially created the gospel that has enslaved you and thousands..perhaps millions of men like you!  your addiction is MY CREATION!   Now get down on your knees and SERVE your MAKER!

We had a wonderful weekend at the cabin!  My favey slaveys got photos from our cabin adventure via text.    We hiked and hiked all day long and saw some beautiful sites.  We sat in the hot tub as we drank wine and watched the deer nearby.  We really enjoyed Ourselves!  pantystain paid for this trip and I plan to make him do it again next Thanksgiving!  It’s the perfect time to get away and a good excuse to escape from boring get-togethers and icky holiday dinners.  We made a turkey this year and I am not sure why…turkey really sucks.  I vow never to attempt another turkey again.   That reminds ME.  I need to get on deer slayer’s case! he still hasn’t successfully shot Me a deer!  I want fresh venison!

Amazon no longer shows the fulfilled Amazon wishlist directly from MY amazon wishlist so you have to follow a direct link to see it.  Pretty sucky!  I will also be adding a link to the side bar on MY blog. MY FULFILLED AMAZON WISHLIST

I am still waiting for envelopes of cash to come from pigsnot!  They are coming a long way, so say a prayer to The Universe that they get here safely!  I received another $300 Sunday from b from Oregon!  Donations just keep appearing from this mysterious little paypig! Muahahahahaha! Mystery cash pleases ME so!  $500 from terrance who I spent a little time with on webcam because I was feeling generous.  slavey davey the second brown Frye bag you bought was absolutely perfect!  It’s beautiful leather!

WISHLIST
Flannel Shirt  hairlip
Stine’s Henley Tall L Purple Haze  hairlip
Echoridge scarf hairlip

Eddie Bauer for HRC
Polo top size S Navy  bottom bitch hairlip!
Sale Pants size 2 in Olive bottom bitch hairlip!

ETSY
Moonstone Earrings hairlip
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

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Spending The Holidays Spoiling The ONE you Love

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For those of you who don’t follow My twitter, here’s another photo of Me that I tweeted from MY short trip to Chicago.

$300 donation came in from slave b in Oregon.  he continues to never contact Me…just sends mysterious $donations$!   That’s A-okay with Me! lol  slavey davey was an excellent minion this week.  he bought Me another North Face coat and a Frye purse…well, actually TWO Frye purses but I am sending one back because I had some problems with it.  he THEN immediately sent a $100 Etsy GC and asked Me what I wanted for MY Thanksgiving prezzy. :)  I still have to pick something out for him to buy.  hairlip continues to diligently pay his 3-times a day tributes.  he also sent $100 to cover My salon visit next week.  twinkie sent $500 Holiday donation and picked up Our Thanksgiving grocery and wine tab this year.  :)    Oh and blast from the past drunk tom popped up and sent $200 and did $200 of shopping. he first contacted ME in the late 90′s.  Today, I saw him on cam and was floored how old he looked!  he’s still as lame as ever.

Waiting for a bundle of cash to come in from pigsnot!  Should be here in a week.  I will update when I actually have it all in MY greedy hands!  he also bought a $200 Amazon Gift, $170 pair of boots and $210 down coat from My Amazon wishlist which I am gifting both to MY niece.

This weekend We are staying at the cabin that We stayed last Thanksgiving!   It’s pretty far out so there is no internet and very spotty phone service  so you won’t hear much from Me.  Keep yourself busy sending ME cash and prezzies!  I know you will be missing Me so much!!  I will be back Monday though!  We are taking a  25lb Turkey with Us to prepare there.  This should be interesting since I don’t think We have ever cooked a whole turkey before.  What the hell are we going to do with all that turkey?

WISHLIST
Fleece Pants size Tall L
StormDown Jacket  Get Kiwi in Tall L while on sale!
Flannel Shirt get size Tall Xl in teal.  This runs really small and I want oversized **
Mt Shasta Sweater size Tall L in Lt Heather Grey
Stine’s Henley Tall L Purple Haze **
Flannel Lined Pants size Tall 12 in carbon **
Medina Cardigan Tall L in Mushroom
Sugarpine Hiking Shoe Drk Gray size 10
Colorblock WaffleTop size Tall L in Scarlet
Parka size Tall L in Loden
Layering Tank Black and Ivory size Tall L
Oversized throw Driftwood
Echoridge scarf

WINTERSILKS/SAHALIE
Longjohns! For Me.. click Misses TALL and get black in size L hairlip
Longjohns for HRC click Misses size Small in black hairlip
Earflap Hat
Polar Buff  in Navy

ETSY
Moonstone Earrings
Earflap Hat (send a Etsy GC for this so I can customize the hat)

HUDSON JEANS
Siouxsie Jeans

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