So Sayeth the Princess

Holy Fuck!  We are having an incredible fucking time.  So far the weather has rocked every day.  Womens Fest kinda sucks though because all the lesbians got scared of the weather and didn’t show, so there are only a few hundred lesbians here.  I was really picturing the place swarming with women but it’s really not that way.  I’ve been partying up with breeders every night and I’m too drunk most of the time to care.   We are talking some serious Princess Gone Wild.  Last night I signed two straight girls tits because they were told I was a famous women’s wrestler and wanted My autograph.   I didn’t have the heart to tell them the truth and besides they had great boobs.  Somewhere in the Keys, 2 girls have Princess Sierra scrawled across their boobies.   Anyway, I’m really loving Key West.  It’s really a relaxed atmosphere, it’s very gay friendly, you can walk around the streets drinking and every one seems to be around our age.  Holy hell, My feet are INSANELY swollen. Why the fuck does this happen every time I go on vacation?  Actually I think this is the worse I’ve seen them ever.  My feet and ankles look sprained they are so swollen up.  It really pisses Me off because it makes My legs look bad when My ankles are all swelled up like balloons and My gorgeous legs are so tanned right now and I have some sexy sandals to show off.  Anybody know anything I can do quickly to reduce it?

 Meet My future wife. 

 I don’t know Her name.  She’s some straight girl from the burlesque thingie they had going on last night. I obviously thought she was super cute because I have like 40 pics of her on My cell phone. haha

OH and do you know what ELSE???  I checked My email to find $5,000 from simon!!!!!!!!!!!!  Out of the blue, impromptu $5000 all at one time!!! he was all drunk and desperate and sending cash to Princess all on his lonesome without My help! hahahahahahaha   I got paid $5,000 TO go on vacation and I get paid $5,000 TO vacation!  SERIOUSLY I’m SOOOOOO awesome!!

I FUCKING LOVE IT, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kisses to My feet, biotches.  I’m off for vacation yet again, while you stay in your mundane life, toiling and working to earn more cash for your GODDESS.  Adieu, MY little adorers, MY worshipper, MY things, My toys, My property. 

Donate big and donate often while I am gone because I want another vacation come May!  Those of you with My cell phone can send Me fun little texts like this:  “Hi Princess, party on! i just sent you $500!”  “Greetings Princess, i hope the weather is fine in Florida. $1,000 is on it’s way.”  “Hello Most Adorable and Wonderful One, tribute has been sent. p.s. i suck in 5 languages.”

Well hopefully the weather won’t be too crappy.  I’ll probably check in a few times…but who knows.

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$500 from shitenstein and $500 from vintage furfreak. Sweeet!

shitenstein! Where did you go? you were suppose to come back with your shaver, your vodka and your credit card.  Me and MY girlfriend were sitting here waiting to watch you destroy yourself on cam while we have fun fleecing you on EVERY level!  you look soo nuts when your head is shaved.  Did I tell you, that your hair is like your only good physical trait? Yeh, you have wonky teeth, you are shaped like you escaped from a refugee camp, your face looks like it was pulled through a taffy machine and you’re as interesting as a pile of dried bird turds, but you have good hair. hahahaha  That’s why Princess must take it from you.  So give ME another ringring tonight, you self-loathing, bipolar alcoholic heapO’nothin! hahahahaha I want another $500.

randy the hump back freak, you called and didn’t call back when I told you to. you just earned $100 penalty on top of your regular phone call freak fee.

tittyboy is running around work with fucking bandaids on his ears wondering why everyone is staring at him. HAHAHAHA!

Oh check out the fucking hurricane that is going to hit florida.  My vacation is probably gonna suck ass weatherwise.  At least I will be surrounded by soggy lesbians.  boohoo..if we do get stormed out, I will just have to SCHEDULE another one.  Hi hairlip, I’m waving to you My little easy mantoy. heehee!  K I have all kinds of running to do today.  I have a lot of work to do. I have to hot-sync MY phone, run to Sprint and get MY treo looked at because it’s not charging when I plug it in.  Then I have to get My pedicure and MY manicure, pick up some boxes at Fedex and tan.  The come home and collect free money from goobers like you.  Phewwwww I dunno if I can handle another stress-filled day like this one!

Lalalalalala! My life is soooooo fucking amazing!  heehee Sucks to be you. FOR REAL!  Smooches to Myself!

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Yay! I got another $1,000 today from george! Always a pleasure snagging your money and maxxing your card, georgie.  $1,000 donations always make ME so giddy!! 

Hey fagarina! I got you gas and cash cards. We love them!  I expect more was sent on sunday.  Eeny teeny peeny assured Me that it will happen.


tittyboy got his ears pierced today and went to the busy mall in FULL drag.  Sucks to be him!!  I might be heading to bed early, so I might not be available for calls tonight.

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Shame on the rest of you!  As soon as I post that I required $1,000 more  for scooter and dining expenses in Key West, hairlip was the first to respond by sending the entire amount plus $100.  he has sent a total of $5,100 for MY vacation and is solely responsible for financing it!  Think of it!  What a lucky sucker he is and what a WORTHLESS fuck you are!!    So when We are on vacationing, soaking in the rays and sipping froufrou drinks, he’ll be the ONLY slave we will be laughing about and clicking our little glasses together, toasting his stupidity.  The rest of you..should be jumping out of windows and dangling from nooses right now, because you are such failures!

stockingtop fuck. Shut the fuck up! you send a minimum of $1,000 or you dont talk to anyone in MY crew EVER again!!

HAHAHA Me and teeny peeny are manipulating fagarina for even MORE moola!!  We will be collecting another $200 on sunday from him.  As soon as I get this video clip loaded of eeny teeny peeny you can all meet him! hahhaha!  Update:  Trying to load his video on porno tube…until then you can wait for it to load here. But it might take awhile.

Ooh another pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses showed up today. They are so cute too!

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Update: pedro sent the $200. 

Guess what?! It’s time for our KeyWest vacation already. We dont even have a week and a half left!  It almost seems almost too soon to go again!  But we are!!! This vacation was paid ENTIRELY by hairlip!  Give him a round of applause! But guess what, boys? I think we need another $1,000 or so for spending money and scooter rental and food and stuff. SO hop to it! Yay so much fun for the PRINCESS and sooo much spending for you!!!!

 So I got a new hair slave..this one is curl bitch. he is addicted to MY natural curls and to spoiling them!  Come back curl bitch! I have more shopping for you!!   hahah fagarina has been totally on one lately! We’ve been getting lots of cash and gas cards sent to us by him. he’s gonna be so in debt this month!! hahaha but we don’t care!!  Me and eeny teeny peeny  his alter personality have been in total cahootz and have been plotting against him!

oliver twisted: I know you are watching again..because that’s what you do.  I command your smelly, foreign penis to get stiff immediately and send ME $500 NOW!

So ukraine sent $500 today and I have been doing a lot of shopping with vintage furfreak!  We just spent like $300 on skirts and I will be very busy today looking for more cute stuff for him to spend his money on! pedro has lost about $400 and he owes ME another $200 because I let him see ME on cam for 2 minutes.

tittyboy gets both his ears pierced! he gets to go to the mall in full drag to get them done. fun fun!  he’s doing this right in his hometown mall! I hope someone recognizes him!

 Who was they guy named richard who sent $200 a few days back? I just found it in MY email..but don’t know who you are.  Send more!  This new foot guy paid $300 for a picture of Me with My toes with a french pedicure.

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Hey boys! Miss Me?  Sometimes a Girl just needs to shut off Her yahoo and HIDE from the fucktards!!!   I’ll be around to buttfuck your wallets all the next few days!  Turn around, bitches and assume the position.  Yay My handsome slave went to his first gay stripper troop to try out as a stripper. They told him his body was good but he needed to work on his dancing! hahaha So he’s watching lots of gay stripper movies and practicing on his webcam.  you fags would LOVE him!  My new table is suppose to arrive any day  now! 

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Hey if you run across MY photos on any SM dating services, personal services, collarme.com and other places of that ilk, contact ME IMMEDIATELY. I have another wackjob using MY photos for his/her profiles.  I want to know about it and get them REMOVED asap!!

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David Mccall likes to call and rudely start moaning and groaning on the phone.  Get your dicks out and call him and do the same. Make it loud, gross, and dirty.    UPDATE: he has been tortured long enough you can stop pranking him. lol

Oh I LOVE the shoes in today’s photo, but they are too high to ever wear out in public.  Somebody start looking and see if you can find a pair that look almost exactly like them but maybe in a 2.5-3 inch heel.

Oh worshipful masses, oh tantalized throng of Sierra spankywanks, oh ye of little faith or purpose.  Today the Goddesses, Angels and all that is right and wonderful in the universe has  smiled down upon you!!     As rare as a glimpse of a dying star, like a comet that streaks through space just once a millennium – today a picture was born .  A picture so sacred and prized that will you probably fall to your knees and wander is this  is the singular reason you were born and breath air..has your entire life lead to this one precious MOMENT???  All hail PRINCESS SIERRA’s panties which were accidentally flashed in a webcam photo that is just too sexy to delete .   VIEW WITH EXTREME CAUTION:  I don’t know what could happen.  Perhaps your eyes might stop seeing or you’ll have an Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark face-melting-experience because clearly no man should be viewing the Princess’ holy panty triangle.

heehee

One of you bought those panties for Me…I’m not quite sure who, but I’m sure you are probably in a state of delirium right now.   I think you owe Me $500 for wearing your panties.  Fuck maybe even more. 

 Umm yeh…all you fucking turds are going to need this link.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW I GOT SO FUCKING HOT!?!?!

heehee again.  Fuck I’m awesome!

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Hey…long time no update! I know…Im sure this was a sad week for you. I’ve been busy working on security scans and stuff for MY merchant accounts.  It’s all good.  Gifts are everywhere!  I need to get them all photographed. I totally LOVE MY second Ed Hardy watch! Maybe even more than the first because it’s super bulky and tough!  Jewelery, bras, panties, dresses, gifts galor!  I have like 20 boxes to open still! All for ME and Me LOVES it ALL!!

Oh oliver twisted gave up $1,000 yesterday! old man tim got fucked out of $2,000 over the last few days.  I feeling all hyper and happy and ready to kick some ass and rape some credit cards.

BRING IT, BOYS!!!

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Me and hairlip had a fun night. We had a little “together” time and of course he got very, very SCREWED.  he paid off the rest of the KeyWest trip.  he totally paid for MY week vacation at keywest all by his lonesome. We are so excited!!   he sent a total of $1400 cash yesterday AND he bought $255 worth items off MY amazon wishlist including a very nice bra, another Ed Hardy watch, some matrix curly hair product, and one of the skull dogtags! Yay yay yay!   I flashed him MY webcam for about a half an hour…and you know how that goes… G O N E R.  Nobody resists ME on webcam.  he got to see Me all relaxed in a ponytail.  After seeing My gorgeous face from all different angles he was reduced to a slobbering retard who could do nothing more than beg to SHOP. hahahahahahaha! Then the ukranian popped up and sent $500.  SweEEeet night for the Princess.  western union man:  Call back tonight and get drunk and pay.  I was too fucking exhausted to financially rip you off at 4:30 a.m.

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Yay! I got the kitchen table!!   Can’t wait until it gets here. Unfortunately it will be a month before it arrives. pedro bought Me yet another bikini today.  Princessfan, I wore that yellow bikini and it’s THE BOMB! Girlfriend loves it on ME and the color looks so good with MY little tan.   I got $500 from fagarina. Always great fun to snatch your cash fagapauper!  $300 from terrance. simon I saw $100 from you….isn’t that quaint?  Send more! 

oliver twisted!!! I know you are watching and wanking!  Now it’s time to whip out $500 AGAIN and cry like a baby!  Oh yeah…it was sooOOOoo amusing when you had a big guilt attack last time and cried your little faggot eyes out!  I laughed SO hard!  I’d like an instant-replay! HA!!

fatmac our toes command you to pay for 2 pedicures IMMEDIATELY!! you will TOE-tally LOVE to pay for it!

Ok here’s the updated priority shopping list.

Amazon Stuff
The second Ed Hardy watch on MY amazon
Kenneth Cole Shoes
Matrix curl products
All the panties on the top of the list (3 pairs)
2 skull dog tags necklaces
Urban decay eyeshadow in oil slick
Light fixture

Latex fetish freaks: here’s another dress you can buy for a photo shoot.  I’m not quite sure what color I want.  I was thinking of maybe fushia, red or orange.  Email ME for this privilege.

Don’t forget I want 2 tickets for Pride Night.  We are going to stay over night in a hotel so I will be booking that and expecting you fucks to pay for it. 
Have them shipped to:  Sierra Horizons 1933 E Dublin Granville  Rd, Columbus OH 43229

hairlip you better be saving that cash up because KeyWest is right around the corner!

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Someone told me the Pride Night ticket page wasnt working.  Try this one.

 Oh this order fell through, I still want someone to get this art. you can even use paypal

Oh I have a question for you “handymen”.  I want to replace a recessed medicine cabinet with another recessed medicine cabinet.  What would be the easiest thing to do? Get one a bit bigger and cut the hole larger or try to get one the same exact size?  Is changing out recessed medicine cabinets going to be a big ordeal?

Hey buttchunks!  Start sending Me some amazon gift certificates to use towards that kitchen table on MY amazon wishlist or be a hero and buy the entire thing yourself!  HOWEVER, if you decide to make MY day and buy the entire table yourself, send gift certificates for the entire purchase so I can have the item sent directly to MY house…otherwise it will go to MY UPS store and then I will have to pay more to have it forwarded to MY home via freight which will cost a mint.

There are some other things which are high priority items on MY amazon wishlist. Get to them!  I’m surprised one of you didn’t hop on the opportunity to buy the stun guns! hahaha  Here’s a list of the amazon items I want asap.

the dining table
the fragrance air diffuser
floating lounge chairs
the stunguns
the lumbar pillow and spine alignment device
the matrix curl products
the flush light fixture
The other Ed Hardy watch

One of you with a foot fetish can get all the Opi toe nail polish I posted.  Run little piggies, to My amazon wishlist!

One more framed artwork for the guestroom

the ukraine sent $400, $200 amazon GC from the new uk slave, $200 from pedro and $300 from some new guy from boston, fatty sent $75 of chipotle GC’s for MY girlfriend’s lunches and Princess fan bought that business suit .   fagarina did you put that $300 cash in the mail???  oh stupid ben sent $200 GC for some man’s suit store.  I obviously have no use for it, but I sold it for $175.  If family and friends send you gift cards that I can’t use, I expect you to still always fork them over to ME because I can always hock them online for less than they are worth. hahahaha!   Oh to whoever bought ME that rolling laptop station. I am sending it back..it was such garbage.

Somebody buy Me 2 tickets for Pride Night.  We are going to stay over night in a hotel so I will be booking that and expecting you fucks to pay for it. 
Have them shipped to:  Sierra Horizons 1933 E Dublin Granville  Rd, Columbus OH 43229

Summer is keeping Me super busy. Run run run!

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NOTE:  Ben, I found someone who will buy that graduation gift card of yours.  Email Me asap so I can get the # again.

  Look what I woke up to in MY mailbox!! 

Yep, $1,500 from old guy george!!!! Hopefully My merchant account won’t give ME any problems because it’s such a big transaction. $1,000 is MY maximum transaction. Hopefully, they won’t notice and will let it slide. When you guys are doing big tributes it’s usually safer to break them down into multiple smaller transactions like $500. Anyway, WOOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOO MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Always a pleasure taking your cash, georgie!

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Here’s Me showing off My new Ed Hardy watch. Sweeeet. I love it!  Added a few gift shots to My slideshow. The watch, Ed Hardy shoes for MY girlfriend, new table lamp, bird feeder, decorative tray, an orchid, some makeup and hairstuff. There are tons of other things I need to photograph. I’ll try to get to it in the next few days.

I’m having the worse period of MY life. I had cramps for 48 hours straight. you may all insert your tampons in your stinky mangynas..fuck, stuff 2 in there..and leave the applicators in!! Feel the pain, bitches!!

Here’s Me looking all gorgeous as usual.

 Another funny poem by the Queen of Diamond’s Unroyal Fool. hahaha!

I adore female shoes, I adore female feet,
But instead I kiss balls, suck fuggly guy’s meat.
I want to be a man, but I’m really a mouse.
I open my mouth when there’s dick in the house.
I live to please Princess and Veronica the Great;
And swallowing cocks is always my fate
I long for a girlfriend but it will never be.
There’s no happy ending for a loser like me.
They have made me a freak, and happy to serve.
What other use for a cocksucking perv?
So all of you bitches send cash and prezzies too,
Thank Princess for keeping you in her animal zoo.
Just open your wallet and let Princess rape.
And then lick the dick of some hideous ape.
I am a cash cow and happily say ‘moo’;
And I pray every night to Veronica’s shoe.
So roll up roll up and give them your all;
Know that they’ll laugh, spend up, have a ball.
You DO want to pay these women so royal;
They deserve all your effort, your money, your toil.
For they are the Queens of Diamonds and Hearts,
They bash us with clubs and put spades in our hearts.
This poem now ends with a satisfied smile,
As the Queens take your cash and they do it in style.

Oh for those of you who love seeing ME in business attire, buy ME this from Victorias Secret. Email Me for size and color and shipping address. fulfilled by Princess fan

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Here are your shopping orders, bitches!!  There are even a few cheaper items for you po’ folk.   Get to it, whores!

Extra Wide Medicine Cabinet  get with stainless inside and the mounting kit $360

Crateandbarrel.com
Get one large bowl and one small bowl.
Green Vase 
Kitchen Towels Get 2 sets
Olive Oil in Cute Bottle

Pottery Barn
4 outdoor pillows in orange fullfilled by terrance
This list will be growing throughout the day.  Right now I’m looking for a 45 inch wide bathroom mirror and 2 new medicine cabinets.

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Who just bought ME the blowdryer??

Update again:  zippy slave just got $99 framed art and a $120 bikini.  Can I just say “Rocks to be Me! Sucks to be him!” HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Update: zippy slave just sent another $500 cash!!  So his cash total alone is now $2,400.

burt’s nickname is zippy slave.  OMG we had a blast tonight!!!  First he started out by sending $400 which I reported down below.  Then he did another $400.  Then $300. Then another $800!   So that’s like what $1900 cash?  Then he went to MY amazon list and got another pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses,  the laundry etagere, the rolling laptop desk, 2 bottles of MY $26 mascara, that $200 latex dress I posted sometime back which none of you morons bought yet (assholes).  Then to top all that off, 2 bathroom vanity lights totalling $400!!

Hey burt! I got your $400. Didn’t I use to have a nickname for you?  I think I forgot it. Email ME and remind Me what it was.  oh … how about you send another $300! Admit it! It will be fun.   Then I got $175 from this strange sissyboy who liked to giggle super stupid and talk about “powdering his nose” with cocaine.  Major borefest.

Yo assholes. When you comment, log into your account and upload a userpic. It’s so much easier to decipher who wrote what with user photos.

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Looky what I found in MY mailbox…  $300 from the world’s biggest crud, mark francis.  Whoopie dingdong. hahaha

Update: I used some of the gift card to buy the Ed Hardy temptation watch for Me and the Ed Hardy shoes for MY GF. There’s lot more stuff to buy off MY amazon wishlist. Get to shopping, freakboys!!

Who are you kidding, mark?  We all know you have a big crush on MY new slave mcdreamy mcqueeny.  If he ever pisses Me off, I’ll make him do phonesex with you…but so far he hasn’t done anything to deserve that severe punishment.  Sure he’s a handsome hunk of shit which is a hair better than being a ugly hunk of shit like you.  Truth be told, all men are shit, good looking or bad and you ALL deserve to be tortured, used and abused.  Got any more cash, mark?  If so, SEND IT!  If not, piss off. hahahahahahhahahahaha!

The pic of MY amazon power legs are driving all you farts batty.  Pay the World’s Most Lethal Legs, losers!

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New shoes came.  Bet you wish you could worship them!  They were from simon’s huge gift certificate from Versatile Fashions.

With only 20 minutes to spare, the slut  paid the second $1,000 and all is well in the world.

It’s 4 p.m. I will give you another hour and half.  If you do not send part 2 of the payment, I am posting your identity and photo.  you will then be recognized by the drove of angry Dommes  who will descend on you like a pack of flying monkeys when they find out you sent Me that first $1,000. 

slave2curls came back from hiding and sent $300, the handsome pindicked slave sent $300 to remove his photo and the lovestruck ukranian sent $250.

Someone buy this quick

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pedro paid $200 to get his fugly face removed from MY journal.

**removed prettyboy pindick slave’s pic because he paid a removal fee.

  For those of you who think that only disgusting fat slobs like you want to serve Perfection. Think again!  Here’s MY newest find and I had every intention of pimping him out as a stripper at the fag bars because he’s quite a handsome guy.   Unfortunately he has a 6.5 inch dick which is not a selling point for stripping.  Damned his pin dick! he is so going to suffer for this nuisance!

 Of course, then there is simon.

Egads!  you brits are always SOOOOOO fucking homely!! WTF!!!?!?!  This guy is in dire need of some manscaping.  What is that pube jungle between his thighs??   you are so nasty looking, simon!

Yay that $500 worth of crispies got here safely.  unroyal fool is as an untalented of an artist as he is a poet. hahahahahaha!

I also just snatched $400 from jewish piggy’s checking account.  Got a bunch of shit off MY amazon wishlist, some garden stuff like telescoping pruning stick and retractable garden hose, shop vac, small table, funky lamp and some other shit.  Lots more things for you boys to buy, though!  doomed brit sent a pathetic $50 tribute and simon sent $100 too.

I have some errands and appointments to take care of but I should be back later tonight. 

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