2 brand new MacBook Air from pigsnot!

Awsome smelling leather Born boots and a pair of Hudson jeans from slavey davey.  A pair of Athleta work out pants came too, but I had put them in the washer so they missed the photo op.

Capri  Tall L, Black
Shorts for HRC  get S
Work-out top L in grape juice
Beach top L in Glass Blue
Chaturanga pants  L in Tall in Black fatmac
Bermuda Short size L in Black slavey davey
Shorts for HRC size XS fatmac
Bra Top size L Tall in black heather slavey davey
Velocity Top purple slavey davey
KickBooty pants slavey davey

I mailed MY shoes today, tommikins and pantystain!  Keep a look-out!

pigsnot bought ME two Apple MacBook Air yesterday!  I got one to replace the last one he bought Me last year which mysteriously died and one for HRC to do Her homework on the go.  It rocks to be the Queen of Financial Domination!

boys, I haven’t mailed those  worn-out shoes  yet.  I promise I will get them out after the weekend.  :)

slavey davey has been shopping up the storm!  I got his very last penny until payday.

Going to a grill-party early this evening.

Etsy
Drusy Necklace
Opal Ring
$300 Opal Ring!  Really want!  Contact Me!! If you want to get this beauty.

Uncle Funky’s
Uncle Funky’s Curl Magic I gotta try this cuz of the name!

Ghost Hunt Stuff
Ovilus 3 order now..but it won’t ship til June
Rempod on backorder.

Self portrait from the back porch. I’m enjoying a sunny but gusty day.

Princess Takes A Quick Peek at you.

HRC fans!  Get Her another pair of pants.  These pants look so bad ass on Her.  She already has one pair, but I want Her to have another pair in case they go extinct.  Columnist pants size 2 short

Note to pigsnot!  My Macbook Air wouldnt charge so I took it to Apple.  They say it has water damage, but I have no idea how it got water on it.  Once they see water on the water damage indicator strips, they black list your machine and don’t honor the warranty.  Even if the water wasn’t enough to really cause damage.  Since I never spilled water on it, so I really don’t think the problem with it is unrelated.   Anyway I am not paying Apple 700 to fix a $1100 machine!  Go buy Me another one!

Visit MY Amazon Wishlist and get to shopping!  I want the Viviscal Hair and Nail Supplements, the Solar Fountain, the Door Mats and SO much more!!

Etsy
Silver Chain Necklace   slavey davey
Cross Dangle Earrings  slavey davey

Here’s a shot of Her Royal Copness at the shooting range!  Shoes by pigsnot, pants by fatmac, watch by tommikins!  Perfectly coiffed curls by curl junkie and the other curl products My slave-things have bought!  Added a mag pouch to MY amazon wishlist that She requires.

Another $500 from sissy tommikins!! PLUS he sucked 2 mandingo dicks at the bookstore AND he got to buy his GODDESSES Mexican food and margaritas!  Wow! What a magical night for the sissy!  Guess what!?  We are planning sissy tommikins will!  he’s leaving everything to ME!  he’s such a good boy! I told him on the phone that I wanted him to live a long life…so that he could work every day to earn ME money…but when he gets too old and feeble to work and bring in a pay check…to JUST LET GO! hahaha!
Sweetest part is, I am TOTALLY serious!

Ghost Hunt Stuff
K2 Meter w/ Sound Alert slavey davey
Ovilus 3
Rempod on backorder.

Nike
Legend Pants size L tall fatmac
Legend Poly Pants size L tall ludgerella
Nike Capris ludgerella
Slim Legend Pants size S short for HRC fatmac

fatmac bought Veronica $100 worth of curly products from CurlMart plus sent ME $40 for My manicure.

Hawk Lapis necklace from miss ludgerella from the sissy shire.

$500 from sissy tommikins. he’s going on another dick trip on Friday!  Wish him luck!

$100 from pantystain and some shopping

$500 from amsterdam ham

$170 WHBM shopping, $320 cash plus a new necklace from miss ludgerella from the sissy shire.  Tomorrow he’s gonna have another date with a couple Viagras!  Viagra always make him so obedient…such squishy sissy putty!

Quartz Earrings
Rustic Quartz Earrings miss ludgerella the sissy hobbit from the shire!

Curl Products  For ME, HRC and Veronica.  We all have curls but different textures.
Curl Mart
Curl Junky Pattern Pusha slavey davey
Coffee Coco Curl Cream  This is for Me! Love this stuff! slavey davey
Tweek  Get the big one! slavey davey
Pumpkin Moisturizer slavey davey

pigsnot!  I know you are on the piggy prowl again!  Time to wire Me a big ass bank transfer!  That’s what bitchboys like you were born to do!
pigsnot Here’s the 10 top reasons you should send ME a HUGE lump of cash this week.

#10. because you are a semen soaked sack of shit!
#9.  because you are a spineless little bitch boy who’s wallet belongs to US!
#8.  because I’ve seen you wearing your wife’s granny panties and Cross-your-Heart bra!
#7.  because paying ME is the only thing that cures your erectile dysfunction!
#6. because you are only allowed to sip your sissy sauce AFTER emptying your bank account on PRINCESS and HER ROYAL LEAGUE of SUPER GODDESSES!
#5.  because there is NO greater joy in life than spoiling a group of bitchy Beauties!
#4.  because after a lucrative day of sacking pigsnot, We celebrate by clicking wine glasses, counting up Our spoils, and laughing at you!!
#3. because We will kick you in your shriveled nuts if you don’t!!
#2. because BIG GIFTS of CASH get My juices running!
AND THE #1 TOP REASON TO SEND PRINCESS YOUR FRIGGIN’ HARD-EARNED CASH IN THE FORM OF A BIG WIRE TRANSFER IS!!!!
BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO, ya stupid old jizz pig!!!

slavey davey got Me the second pair of Hudson jeans I wanted!  Yay! he’s bought Me tons of goodies this week!!  Keep shopping, david–you’ve been a good boy the last few weeks!   Keep this behavior up!

Congrats to pantystain!  he got a bonus at work!  Just found My share in My account!  $1,500!  pantystain sent another $200…so $1,700 for the day.   What a good boy!  I think that earns him that crusty old New Balance shoes.  hahahaha!  Wow, I’m so generous today!

Oh My day keeps getting better!  sissy tommikins just sent $500 for My used Nike Shox!

Today I offer you these exquisitely worn sneakers that carried the very feet that walked all over your hearts and minds for years.

First we have a pair of size 10 Blue and White New Balance Shoes, worn-out to perfection by the Precious Peds of The Living Goddess Herself,  PRINCESS SIERRA.  These shoes were used for outdoor excursions and have the sacred earth of the Holy Land, Columbus Ohio, pressed into it’s tread.   These sneakers are the single most used and abused pair in My sneaker collection.  Dirty and dilapidated — a foot lover’s Delight!  The insole which cradled the foot that stomped your manhood and pride is well weathered by My Sacred Soles and pressed perfectly by My painted toes.  These shoes are the shoes I donned when I planned to stomp through mud and muck.  Dine on the delicious dirt of the bottom of these filthy old sneakers and dream of being forever under MY feet!

The second pair of shoes are a pair of size 10 Pink and White Nike Shox that I wore when I trained with My friend and fitness trainer.  Although not as visibly stretched and worn as the New Balance, My tantalizing tootsies sweated inside these shoes for about a year.  Many miles these shoes traveled on treadmills and stationary bikes as I sweated, squatted, grunted and lifted in efforts to further firm and tone My fabulous body.  Will this treasure be yours, freak?  On the bottom of this shoe, an extra touch…a bonus, some sort of mystery goo.

I’m not sure what it is.  Bird poop, bubble gum, clay or food? Who knows!? Perhaps your tongue can discover the secrets within!  No PRINCESS shrine is complete without a pair of Sierra Sneakers to worship!

Email Me now and bid on these shoes!   Click images to see the shoes displayed in all their glory.

$300 from mrobot, $200 from slavey davey plus 3 new dresses!

Zappos
Black Leather Clarks Pump size 10
Hudson Flap Pocket Jeans  slavey davey!

Another pair of Hudson jeans I want!  The Hudson flap pocket is going extinct and I wanna buy as many before they disappear.  I think there is only one more available in size 31.  Buy it from My amazon wish list!

slavey davey bought these today! Hudson Jeans  Also Her Royal Copness received Her $115 textbook for school today.  She will finish Her Masters in 4 months!   She’s gonna own that PD someday! Gifted from pantystain

Did someone buy Me the peacock dish? I notice it’s no longer available.  If you did get it, let me know!  If not,  I will pick out another one or ask the artist to post another.
CACHE
Navy Dress size L sale! slavey davey!
Black Print Dress size L slavey davey!
Pink Animal Print Dress size L on sale! slavey davey

ETSY
Etsy Shell Dish  My local boy
Angel Aura
Angel Aura Necklace My local boy

WhiteHouseBlackMarket
Ombre Top size L

Workout Jacket size L

Other Stuff I want!
Rem Pod for Ghost Hunting

I need to get white filing cabinets.  They run around $269 here.  Get Pottery Barn e-gift cards!

Her Royal Copness fans!  I added a tactical watch on My Amazon list for the baddest cop on the streets–buy it! $222 watch purchased by sissy tommikins!

Her Royal Copness!  Pants and top by fatmac, holsters by pantystain, boots were bought by pigsnot but they aren’t in the pic.

Update:  tommikins sent $1,000 total!  he was dying to diddle his dinky and couldn’t resist, even though he totally couldn’t afford it!  Took like 7 seconds! hahahaha!

sissy tommikins had to take a break for a few weeks and straighten himself financially after MY last wallet thumping! I rode that credit card like a regular buckaroo!!   Tonight I fleeced the fagalicous cock-fluffer sissy tommikins out of $500 .  he sucked 4 dicks in a row to celebrate!  If he sends another $500 tonight I will let him pet his pickle.  If he can’t afford it, he will just have to suffer and hold all that sissy syrup  in until he can! hahaha!
Dear Princess,
Your tommikins could not wait any longer!  The photo at the bar of You and Her Royal Copness sent me over the edge! You sent the pic to me weeks ago…over time it destroyed me!  Your power, Princess!!!  I just went straight to the video store and sucked four cocks for You!  In tribute to You in addition to paypal, Princess!  I sucked three thru the gloryhole and one in the booth.  The first three were all within 15 minutes…all average size and “cum time.”  One after the other and very predictable.  Number four was orgasmic! A confident guy who strolled right in my booth, locked the door and unzipped. Awesome, muscular, raging cock. Shoved it in my face and mouth for at least another 15 minutes.  He rubbed my panties but I am saving myself for You, Princess.  The first and third cocks jerked off.  Two and four came in Your tommikins’ mouth!!!   All because I love You, Princess!

Speaking of paypal fairies!  fagarella sent $325.  What a loser.  I’m sending his loser ass out to the beauty salon to get his legs waxed and his toes painted all red and glittery.

fatmac paid for MY manicure this week and also bought HRC a great pair of boots and a leather belt from My amazon wishlist.   We just text him our demands whenever We get the urge and fatty fetches!

twinkie sent $500 and bought a few items on MY wishlist too.   Going back to enjoy My lazy sunday.

Oh My!  It’s been a bit since I updated.  Got busy with taxes and stuff.

This weekend doomed brit dropped $300.  Yeh, the little fuck just couldn’t escape MY deadly grip around his squishy little brain!  I plan on getting MORE of his hard earned cash this week plus make him do some humiliating photos!  toiletbrush also sent $300.  toiletbrush, you owe another $300 for not buying that fat boy fairy outfit in a timely manner!

$500 from some terrance!  hahaha!  you are so fucking easy!

pigsnot’s order didn’t go through amazon so he wired us the money! Weeeee! Even better.  I will be sending Stevie Her cut!  Hey pigsnot, isn’t wiring big sums of $$$ fun!?!!  Why not have a few drinks and let’s do it again!!!  And get that Amazon account working!  We have lots of shit on Our list you need to buy!!

pantystain, those documents about the returns you sent Me weren’t saved correctly or something.  They wouldn’t open!  Fix it! done!

Well I’m kinda tired.  Had a busy weekend.  The weather was so nice!  Went out for steaks and drinks on Saturday and Sunday had a picnic and took a hike.  Going to bed early tonight!  Tata, suckers!

$500 from the fat and fugalicious freak,  fagarella.  $400 from terrance.  Her Royal Copness has been raking in some prezzies!   screwy stewy overnighted a pair of brown leather boots for The Lady Cop as well as bought Me some nice bed sheets.  fatmac overnighted a box of goodies from Express and pantystain also got HRC a nice leather ankle holster.  pigsnot is poking around again and ordered $1400 worth of Amazon swag but is having problem with the order.  Me and Stevie are impatiently tapping our toes and plotting your demise if you don’t get our order fixed IMMEDIATELY.  you will have to buy us a penalty gift for keeping us waiting!!  your brain should be feeling like it’s gonna explode with all the bad juju and nasty vibes We are sending your way as We furiously text each other about you!  Stevie totally conjured you up, you know!!  you SOOO must longingly stare at Our wishlists daily to catch that She put that item up for you just hours earlier! hahahaha!!  What a fucking piggy-bitch-sow you are, pigsnot!  you know you are covered in man-mucous, slobbering over Our wishlists all the frickin’ time as you PRETEND to be a normal husband to your clueless wife!!  HOW PATHETIC are you!??!

mrobot activate! Download programming. ……. Download complete:
Wiping old memory files.
COMMAND:  Log into paypal.
Entering erection mode.
COMMAND:  Send $300 to Princess.  …….  Stand by…..
COMMAND:  Contact Me on yahoo after you have completed your programming task.

pigsnot! There’s a problem with your order!!  Get back to ME.  If they won’t let you order the first items, we will replace with other items that cost the same amount.  Plus HRC needs more gift cards at Cabella’s for mags for Her glock.  Hurry back! you have standing orders!

$420 worth of shopping by fatmac!

My favorite police officer got a promotion!  We shall celebrate and you shall pay!!  Woohoo!!!

Hi dumdums!  My house guests are gone! Time to shop and send Me lots of $$$$$!  Updated My Amazon wishlist with loads of goodies!  Get your flabby, faggy, freaky, worthless asses in gear NOW!  Taking phone calls from those who send a hefty donation.    Oh yeh, who wants to pay for My romantic cabin stay this month!?  We’re thinking about doing it in about 3 weeks.  you should all be getting back your tax refunds!  Is that your check from the IRS?!  I’ll take that!

Oh I really love the shower curtain terrance bought!  Looks beautiful in My bathroom.  I sent fatmac My old black Nike Shox.  Wore the fuckers for years!   I will be making a personal shopping list for him.  I’m sure the aroma of MY blessed feet will put him in a stupor! Cha-ching!

Update:  Etsy Stuff
Silver earrings
Edgy Silver Earrings
Teardrop earrings

Still have family over.  Sunday I will be doing calls again.
I added a bunch of shit to MY Amazon wishlist.  Get to shopping!!!  I will be adding more Etsy stuff, later.   I need more earrings!

toiletbrush bought Me this framed art.  Ok…I think MY art tirade is done.  I have replaced all the wall hangings I am bored with!  This one will also go in MY living room and will match this huge piece.

$500 from toiletbrush.  $500 from twinkie.  $200 from toe jamjam. That  framed art that I wanted arrived today.  LOVE IT!!!  I have one more piece I want.  I’ll post it soon.

Mom’s here for a week.  I probably will be turning off MY main phone line.   I don’t need pervs ringing in the middle of the night and waking her.  If you want to spoil Me…yahoo message ME or text if you have MY cell phone!  I will still be answering those like usual.

MAKE A DONATION!

New stuff on My Amazon Wishlist.  Priority items — sheets and blender!

Oh here’s anther one.  This one is off My i-touch.

$300 from toiletbrush, $500 from amsterdam ham and $100 from fatmac and  twinkie spent $250 shopping.  What have you done for Me?? Have you contributed? Have you made Me smile? Enriched My life financially? Spoiled Me, pleased Me, served ME?  If not, there is something very wrong with you!  Be ashamed, be very ashamed!  Now is the time!  Give yourself the gift of financially supporting MY life of leisure!  PAY YOUR GODDESS OF ETERNAL BEAUTY

For you gawkers.  Stalkers,  watchers, wishers and wannabees.  Fuck you.  you have FAILED.  Failed epically as a man.

I’m going to get what I deserve!!  $$$  Fork over that wallet!  you can not resist MY beauty!