mysterypig has been a good little piggy! he’s been paying tribute every 2 weeks like he’s been conditioned to do. Today he sent $1,000! Two weeks before that he sent $1,400!!! The week before that he sent a $200 bonus and the week before that he sent $1,200!! We are so pleased with this little bitch’s performance!
$5,000 has been deposited directly from joe’s bank into Mine! It just got here today!! joe hides from ME.. but when this ugly, chinless turd comes out from hiding I fucking roast the vile pig! NO MERCY for subhuman pervert binger freaks!!
Patagonia Vest in Purple!
Patagonia V10 Jacket size XL in Harvest Blue is on Sale!
SouthWest Sweater on Sale!
Today rat bastard sent $700! Hurray! he and his little sidekick, pocket mouse called ME on the phone this afternoon! pocket mouse was squeaking so loudly because he couldn’t wait to watch rat bastard spend all his hard earned cash on ME!! I had a delightful time draining your wallet so quickly! Let’s do it again, REALLY soon!!
2 weeks ago mysterypig sent $1000! But it’s now time to pay up yet again! Every time I find one of his donations magically pop up in My inbox, I hear Mysterioso Pizzicato play in MY mind …but for you, mystery pig.. it’s mysterioso piggicato. Receiving your big fat donations, always make Me very happy, but you still need to work on keeping on schedule! My phone is getting confused because I keep changing the alert date when you are late. Make it happen, you introverted little shit!
This week $600 from drop dead fred, $200 from alaska, $200 from spanky, $500 from vintage furfreak, $100 anonymous, $500 from father flatulence, $250 from toejamjam, $75 and shopping from slavey davey. I’m not going to bother trying to mention all the tributes since MY last blog…it’s been far too long.
Been a boring, slow 2 weeks, actually. Boo. Fucking slackers. So which one of you sad sacks are ready to go for a wild shopping or spending spree? I know one of you bipolar bingers are ready to get your credit screwed to oblivion. I’m totally in the mood to do it!
My boys who ritually pay smaller tributes every single day are proving their devotion and loyalty through constant and consistent service. Good boys!
I would love gift cards from Delta Airlines. We are planning a trip in April or May to go look at properties out west. SouthWest doesn’t fly to some of the states I want to look at. (I have a lot of SouthWest GC’s saved up.) So the plan is, if We find Our dream home We buy it and spend all Her vacation time there and I can also fly back and forth until We can officially move in…which won’t be for at least another year. If We don’t find what We want in Spring, We keep flying back to different areas, scoping out properties. We will keep looking until one totally calls to Us. you fuckers are going to have some serious furniture shopping to do when We buy a new home, not to mention an ATV, snow plow, snow mobiles…and all other types of toys! Get ready!
pigsnot sent $800 yesterday!! $500 for HRC and $300 for ME! pigsnot also sent $500 right before the New Year! pigsnot!! We fucking love taking your cash, you crusty dick-booger!! HRC laughed HER ass off when I handed HER $500 from you.
$500 from senor doggy. $600 from toejamjam! he bought My Wife’s well-worn slippers with the hole in them. $1,000 from topsecret! That freakwad dork poofed soon as he sent it. hahahaha I’m sure he is drowning in the pits of guilt and despair…and guess what?! I DON’T CARE!!
pay perv sent around $800, tom the turd had a fine shopping spree..which included a Luminox watch and Hotel Gift cards! Let’s do some more shopping, tom! ratbastard put his balance to over -$500 buying ME goodies on Amazon!! he bought winter wear and gift cards to cover Our hotels for the trip he have planned in a few months. $450 from baby schwein, $200 from slave alaska ,$100 from pantystain. New Year’s Eve I got so much cash donations on Square that they shut down My account. (I got new secret Square accounts.) Yes, the cash was coming in so quickly on New Year’s it’s a blur. HAHA! I got a LOT more since the last update, but this is the stuff I found scanning My Twitter and the tributes I can recall right now! Keep it rolling in, boys!! I LOVE collecting your cash!
mysterypig sent a lot of BONUS donations this pay period!! I think around $600…(I lost exact track) but now he is tardy yet again on his Pay Princess Day! I am waiting, you little piggy poop!
rat bastard Christmas Special! rat bastard cleaned out MY Wishlist yesterday!! he bought over $550 worth of winter parkas! Parka #1 Parka #2 Over $500 worth of sweaters!! $350 of Hotel gift cards!! $100 Eddie Bauer Gift card! $60 Netflix Card! Expensive long underwear! A $60 Honey Jar and a sauce pan! On top of that he sent $600 cash!!! HO HO HO! Merry Fucking Christmas to ME! I’m sure he is licking his wounds right now..as I bask in post-shopping spree glow! p.s. Say hi to your lil pocket mouse!
$500 from amsterdam ham, $300 Holiday cash from twinkie! $850 from a very drunk senor doggy! $200 Christmas cash from slave pantystain plus some shopping! (Love the sweater!) $50 from the greek maggot, fred bought a $400 Luminox watch for HRC and it got here in time for Christmas! If you haven’t sent your Christmas Cash yet, do it now!!! Anybody who doesn’t spoil ME for the Holidays is a selfish turd! Don’t be a selfish fucking turd!
mystery pig! GET ON IT!! mystery pig sent $700 after reading this today! Then I sent his ass back to MY pay page to send a late fee and he sent $500 more!!!
Southwest Sweater size XL
It’s freezing! Guess what that means!? So many shopping opportunities! Puffies, parkas, long underwear and snow boots!
pigsnot sent $500! I love collecting all his cash!!
**Get this for HRC for Christmas!**! High priority item purchased by fred
LUMINOX Watch for HRC **
Trapper Hat L/XL
Sweater size L secret santa
Southwest Sweater size XL
Studio Cowl size XL Charcoal Heather slave pantystain
Cashmere Sweater size L Cardamom Spice
$1700 from senor doggy today!!! he has been hiding for at least 3 years.
Check out this photo! I literally rolled around on the floor laughing because this photo was so ridiculous and I was giddy from the wallet rape. BEST DAY EVA!
Another old timer, george popped up and sent $200. This guy had been hiding even longer. Like I always say, they all come back to the source of their addiction.