I’m officially DONE eating.

ewwww
Look at the yucky pakistine pooch. his place is icky.

Yet another $300 from pornpie freak. he’s playing the Ice “Queen” here. gloryholeboy sent ME $300 for MY xmas prezzie. gloryholeboy: Did you get your outfit? you better..Princess won’t bluff this time. Call ME so we can buy that gift with your Amex points pronto.

beerboy joe!

Oh, on Tuesday I will be snagging $2,000 out of beerboy’s account. he’s not too happy with the idea–but who gives a fuck? Go bitch about it in your journal beerboy..cuz there ain’t much else you can do about it.
neener neener

Ugh. Food is evil. I ate so fucking much, I am sick. I went off My diet for a week for the Holidays and will be starting up again the day after Christmas. Turkey, pork roast, potatos,yam, 3 kinds of pies–I ate everything. I have Holiday over-eating guilt already and it’s not even Christmas day.
haha get this. smelly balls paid $500 to hear My turkey fart today! Then he started moaning and groaning in friggin ecstacy. you men are twisted little fucks.

Simply put, if you don’t feel like spoiling ME after looking at this picture–you’re a fucking FAG!
Speaking of fags..GLORYHOLEBOY you did not contact ME, like I instructed. I do have the wife’s cell phone. Don’t make ME use it. you best be getting the mail yourself this week–because you’re getting a package.

toiletbrush’s 12 days of Christmas shopping opportunity has begun.

:singing: On the 12th day of Christmas MY toiletbrush gave to Meeeee!
A Roomba PRO Robot Vac!

:singing: On the 11th day of Christmas MY toiletbrush gave Me to ME!
An electric knife sharpener and Xmas Prezzies for MY niece off My amazon wishlist! (The My Scene Barbies)
See fulfilled amazon wishlist.

Little fagarina foofoo just o sent $150 BestBuy GiftCertificates. heehee whadda wimp!

twinkie bought My mom this massage backrest thingie and a few small items from MY amazon wishlist.

I hate deryck so much. But he paid out of the fucking ASS today.
I’m adding everything up and I think the total was $3,300!!!!!!!
I have to wait for all the receipts to show up. WOoooOOOooOOOHOOOooooOOOOOoOOOOooo!

Oh a french guy sent $100..but I already forgot about it.

toiletbrush sent another $150 last night and spent around $75 shopping for ME for some food stuff.

I’m going out!

toiletbrush coughed up $300 to use towards MY dickievirgin advertisement. pornpie just dropped another $300 and is dressed up in some inane outfit again.
pornpie’s zany hat,
Sierra’sminion: you were given STRICT orders and you did not comply. you will be charged another $200 like I said you would if you failed to finish the instructions you were given. Sucks to be you, fucker!

haha check out the video fagarina had to make which I posted on the public board at ASD.

I’m redoing the guest bathroom in sorta an asian theme and had toiletbrush send ME some cool paint and stencil things that showed up today. I think they will look really cool and the awesome floormat for it from twinkie showed up today as well.