fuck you, Here’s to ME!

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Umm…I obviously love this damned blue beanie because I happen to be wearing it every frickin’ time I post a picture. Beanie weather should be coming to an end soon.  It’s suppose to be in the 50’s later in the week.  Let’s see what happens!  Spent some together time with MY Lady today.  Perused North Market and the downtown area and stopped for an early dinner.  slavey davey picked up the tab.  🙂

Aunty pigsnot has been in the groove! he spent a bunch $$$$ the last few days!  For some reason, pigsnot seems to think that he can only shop for Me on Amazon in order to hide his identity.  (I’d love to have more of his cash in MY hand!)  Well, I’ve had so many huge Amazon shopping sprees with Aunty pigsnot  that I can’t even think of items I want anymore on Amazon!  Soooo.. I had him shop for My sister and college aged niece.  he doesn’t get to contact them or anything.   he’s just spoiling the Women in MY life because I have too much crap from Amazon right now!  It’s actually fun for Me to hear them so excited about their goodies.  he definitely spent well over $2,000!  They scored kitchen wares, tons of gift cards, clothes..you name it!  Aunty, you are SUCH a weak, bitch!  I have you right by your shriveled old balls!

zippy!  Did you get MY email?  The Helly Hansen jacket needs returned.  I was hoping you could to do a return for ME any buy something else instead.

The new guy david from Ohio sent 2 more envelopes of cash.  Each with a $100 bill.  🙂

$150 Whole Foods gift cards from slavey davey. tommikins spent $230 on 2 items I really wanted.  $300 from some random guy that was into being kicked in the face but he just disappeared like random fetish guys do.  lame.   barfbag bart sent $400 cash and bought ME some rib-eyes from Omaha steaks.  $400 from vintage furfreak…it’s been years since he’s paid! he claims he has had heart and health problems.  Well duh…that’s what happens when you step away from the one who your heart beats for.

Not a very big $$ cash week!  Mostly a bunch of shopping!  This will not do, boys!  Time for some FAT CASH donations!  If you have not been doing your duty lately, asshole —  IT’s TIME TO STEP UP! 

So MY GF and HRC both have some time off in June.  I think We are going to take a vacation!  Will update when We know for sure.

I am going to add gift cards to OTHER stores on Amazon.  you can still buy those!  I now have Google wallet and Gyft.com app on MY phone!

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