poo! I just started My period! I knew that little tiny mini-period I had not long ago meant I was gonna have 2 this month! $*)$%^!!*@

After I pig out on chipotle a few more times this week, I’m gonna hit the low carb diet again. Well, not the real low carb diet, just no more sugar, rice, bread, potatos, pasta, starches. the bad carbs.and I’m going to eat lots of fruits, vegetables and meats. I was sticking with it pretty good for months but I’ve been so bad with My workout and diet this last month because I have been riding so much which leads to eating on the road and skipping MY workouts. I think I packed on only 2 lbs. I’m surprised because I’ve been chowing down and doing jackshit besides having fun and goofing off. So back to My fitness routine. I’ll be making you guys stock up on steaks, low carb goodies and stuff like that. Going to try to start going back to the gym more instead of working out at home for a few weeks. Time to get RIPPED while I RIP you off!

Check out My new Honkin Harley ManStompers (I think My 3rd pair) that amazon shopping addict got Me. Hell I might get struck by lightening wearing these badboys!

I so tricked stupid ass sissy christina out of $500 last night. First he could swore he could only do $200, but after making him do a slew of shots he wound up sending Me another $200 plus promising to send Me a crispy $100 bill in the mail today. We played this drinking game called Drink or Dare. I would dare him to do things like cut up his wife’s business suits with a pair of scissors or eat a turd and he would always chose to drink. (Of course I knew he’d chose to drink) It didn’t take long before sissyfreak was totally tanked! father flatulence sent Me $300 and had to say 200 Hail Sierra’s. father flatulence is so being turned into such a little PrincessPagan. you know I just bought you a one-way ticket to hell, padre! HAHAHAHA
Burn baby burn! Welcome to the Princess Inferno!

More updates later!

$1,000 smackaroos from sharon’s unsuspecting husband. HEEHEE It really is fun making sharon steal his money out beneath his nose! sharon loved My newest photos of Me on the bike and I assured her that her husband definitely needed to contribute to MY bike accessory fund. I also made her lace hubby’s dessert with chocolate X-lax and clean the bathroom with his toothbrush. The slug didn’t know what hit him!

I have been SOO working over amazon addict and his evil sidekick sputnik. It’s so fun turning addict’s brain into MY slurpee! I put in MY straw and poke, poke holes in it and SUCK out all the tasty bits. I really have done a number on this guy. When I first met him, he used to try putting up a fight. I told him he would learn to STOP fighting. Now he’s like playing a video game and I’ve got the full controls..What’s that one game??? The old 80’s arcade game Frogger–where you hop the little frog out in the street of traffic. Sometimes I safely lead him through the cars and sometimes I just like to watch him wipe out and become a greasy little toadmark on the asphalt! Anyway, I got another $250 of amazon gift certificates from him which I spent on some boots, a cropped denim jacket and a few tees. he was disappointed that I used that first GC he got for new boots on steaks instead and as planned he coughed up another for the boots. I love it when a plan comes together. I still have a bit more left of his GC to burn.
smalldick SD made a $300 donation too. I got a few other small donations I’ll have to go through MY billing and double check who its from.

Yo doomed brit. your lame ass owes ME more cash! SEND IT NOW, you soon to be nadless wonder! I got busy last night and missed your calls. Sucks to be a fucked-up british alcoholic!

Friday I met up at the crack of dawn with those Women I met at the BikerBall and we went riding. Got back late saturday afternoon. I got to get a lot of practice riding in the hills and also riding in a group. We stayed the night at a cabin and got started early in the morning. I am still exhausted. The heat really takes it out of Me. I wore tons of sun screen and I still managed to get burnt again. Damned it! I’m also not used to waking up in the morning, so that early rising has my system all messed up. I’m SOOOOOO glad I got the bikes. This is turning out to be the MOST fun hobby. It’s very addicting. I see a zillion #’s show up on MY caller ID and Im not even going to bother emptying MY voicemail because it has been filling up over night with the same little junkies begging for MY attention.

I need a nappy.

UPDATE:
BIGGER HARLEY PICS FOR MEMBERS ONLY
$200 from slutty suzy. $100 from toiletbrush too.
I tried to get some photos of Me riding the Harley (action with the bike moving) but they kept totally blurring. I think I will have to try with MY video camera instead.

Anyway, here I am showing off all MY new accessories. Don’t you bozos just WUV seeing all the stuff you buy ME??

Yeah MY new windshield from a secret admirer!

I’ll have these pics bit larger for members soon.

marc? Why did you send ME $300 to talk to ME, then run with your tail between your legs? you men are fucking STRANGE pups! Speaking of strange pups I think I got another $100 today from doomedbrit. amazon addict: My joe rocket riding jacket showed up. It’s awesome! Love it.

Buy Me Stuff for My Harley! See the shit I got!

Yippy! Today I had a wonderful surprise. A “secret admirer” got Me My windshield off MY biker bitch wishlist for the Harley as well as a HD license plate frame. I got the saddlebags installed a few days ago and the seat was just installed today. I love them. They are SOOOO nice. This bike is totally coming around so fast! HAHA good little hoes! Speaking of good little hoes, I’ve been keeping amazon addict in a state of fuzzybrained delirium. The photos of his boots lined up nicely in a row seems to have gotten him twitterpated because he was kinda-sorta hinting about buying Me some new ones! heehee I told him that I was telepathically communicating with his dinkie we have nicknamed sputnik. sputnik and I are in cahoots and are always plotting against amazon shopping addict. A jacket I wanted wasn’t available so I told amazon addict that he was going to be penalized. I had almost forgetten about the penalty and amazon addict wound up bringing it up. I ended up getting another $150 from amazon addict. Was there another GC before that amazon addict, that I forgot to mention here? Wasn’t there another $200 or something you gave ME that I used on steaks? Yeah I think this makes $350. Sometimes it’s hard to keep track of all the boinking I give you.

Somebody from ireland or something gave Me another $100 gc from amazon. he is really annoying and calls all the time. toiletbrush spent around $125 or something at Victorias and also sent ME $150 cash. doomed brit lost $400 and also had a phonesex session with blackpooch. I made blackpooch tape record the entire conversation so I could use it again doomed brit in the future if he miffs ME off or something. At first, doomedbrit was not being a very willing phone faggot, but after I screamed at the bitch and drilled his, the little bitch wounded up begging to suck blackpooch’s dick, lick his ass, suck his balls and a multitude of disgusting faggotries. The entire conversation can be listened to over and over again. **giggle**

the lou sent another $100, $100 from a new guy named don (I just found the money in My account, he hasn’t contacted Me yet or anything) and another $100 from jeffrey who donated a few days ago. $100 isn’t $400, dumbass. I believe you owe ME $300 more.

I was gone all day yesterday on another all day ride (188 miles.) I am SO glad the windshield came because I was plastered with bugs from riding at night. I lost My driver’s license somewhere a few days ago and went to the BMV and got another today. I’m all happy because My picture came out soo adorable.

Do you think this counts as a manstomper boot fetish?

Here’s My shoes that I have lined up in My laundry/utility room off the back garage door. It looks like a damned japanese lumberjack sushi party! What’s uncanny is that I have 3 or 4 more stacked above My coat rack which you can’t see in this photo, 2 pairs on the opposite wall that didn’t quite make it in the phtoo, probably 10 or more pairs in MY bedroom closet, 2 or 3 in the closet next to the front door and another 10 pairs down in the basement that I don’t wear all that much and god only knows how many more boxed up in storage and I think I still have a pair or 2 on My amazon wishlist. hahaha (amazon addict, those ones with the orange thingies on them are the Harley boots you bought and yes, those are your sunglasses on the bench. I still haven’t decided what to spend your GC’s on.but don’t fret, I’ll use them up so you can soon buy ME more.)

Another $500 from wankaholic! he just can’t stop can he?! Perhaps he will be the next deryck! I’m encouraging him to drink more from now on! Speaking of deryck. That despicable flea contacted ME hinting that I needed to send him “stocking photos” to encourage him to fulfill his duties. FUCK you, you runty, neurotic bastard! I AM NOT SOME FUCKING KEWPIE DOLL! When you get the attitude that I have “dress up for you” to get what I want, is the minute you step across line into the danger zone because that makes ME want TO CRUSH you. I DON’T need to do JACKSHIT BESIDES HAVE A LOT OF FUN AND ENJOY MYSELF. I KNOW what you are up to and what you are! you’re pure filth, deryck. I don’t think there is another man who I would enjoy sawing off his testicles as much as you. you truly deserve to suffer for being such a putrid fuck.

blackpooch gets to sleep on the bathroom floor again tonite. Check on him on yahoo sag817. Or you can see him here. blackpooch cam. Unfortunately, when you view using the page link you won’t see him all the way because I cant figure out how to resize the box.