Update: Got another $500 from senor doggy! I did the mexican hat dance all over his wallet this month!
I’m addicted to leather jackets and just can’t get enough of them.
Someone buy this gray jacket in 14.
senor doggy sent $500, bought ME this studded leather jacket, a sexy cardigan and $200 of gift cards at another store. 🙂
Here’s senor doggy and his untrusty sidekick pequeno.
Well la-dee-da. Princess has been raking in the dough! oliver twisted popped up and did $1,000. hairlip sent $300 cash plus spent hundreds of dollars on shopping! he bought Me a ring, $130 meaningful beauty makeup I wanted, leather boots and I think a bunch of new jeans. Update Me on the shopping haul, hairlip. Give Me the total so I can tell the world how much I got out of you. lolol you are SOoOOo easy. Isn’t it funny how just ONE simple email from HER ROYAL HOTNESS can erupt into a total spendfest so quickly and effortlessly??
Then jackass galore Princess fan sent $600. I still fucking hate your ass! $500 from pedro! twinkie also sent $500 as well as buy Me another down comforter and some more stuff off amazon. All this totals are from just today, by the way. I wuv days like this!!
tittyboy is finally going to get a fake vajayjay. Buhbye penis, hello “pajayjay”! I’m sure he’s so excited about getting his own frankenpussy. hahahhahaha! KRaaaaaziness!
screwy stewy just made a $500 $700 $1,000 donation plus some shopping! I say, “Yahooo-y”! and he says “oh pooo-ey”! (dontcha love how the amount keeps getting bigger the later it gets and the emptier his bottle becomes? HAHA!
Another Moonstone ring I like. Buy it before it disappears! hairlip
Oooh shit! I like this one too. Buy buy! fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy
Oops found another thing I want. Get this little necklace too. fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy
One of My friends say this stuff is the bomb..so get it so I can try it! If not, I’ll just give it to her. Got to get it on ebay.because it’s subscription billing through their website and I don’t know if I will like it long term. We missed this auction, you no good slobs!! However I made hairlip buy the same item on another auction.so fulfilled.
$400 from pathetic wimp. he thought he was different..that he would never become “one of them”. hahaha! he is sooo now one of “them”.
Update: Just got $500 from senor doggy and his untrusty sidekick pequeno!
Yeh.so pedro couldn’t quit ME. hahaha Like I am surprised. NOT! I got $500 out of him like 2 days later! HA! stewy came out of the woodwork and sent $500 too and latex lover did $500 as well. stewy.I don’t think I’ve quite fucked you over enough..how about you send another $500!? fagarina got fucked out of another $600. heehee It’s soo unfair to take advantage of such a helpless little fairy like I do! oliver twisted! I know you have money again. TIME TO FUCKING COUGH IT UP! And stop asking Me if I will kill you. you are such an idiot. Why ever would I kill you while you are still capable of working and earning ME more dinero? Like you are going to come to the US..so I can “kill” you. Like I’m going to risk going to jail to fulfill your fantasy. I don’t have to fucking kill you bastards. Once you QUIT being of use to Me.you no longer serve any real purpose. you are good as dead! I don’t have to kill you..you’ve killed yourself. you’re a freak with no real purpose.the universe knows there is NO real reason for you to exist.so the universe will expel you..shit you right out! your health will fail, your life will crumble, you’ll get sick, lose your health insurance and suffer til the end of your last crappy days. hahahha! Awww.that was the sweetest thing I ever said to you, wasn’t it, oliver? Now go send Me $1,000 and be grateful that I gave you one single reason to live yet another day.
I’m back from My little trip and all is well. There is shopping to do, so I will get back to perusing sites and looking for ways to better spend your money! Adieu, My little turdlings!
*note to the guy who left the message. just cuz some cyber whore steals MY sub’s nickname does not make it the same slave. The guy isn’t the same and doesn’t even have the same fetish. cyberwhores can’t make up their own slavenicks.this is nothing new. cyberwhores are not the most creative of chicks.thinking is too hard..so they just turn around and flash a crack. duh
pedro said he was going to take a break and try to be normal! hahahahaha! I give him 2 days! pedro..you know your fatherinlaw will totally hire a hitman on your ass if he found out what a freak of nature his daughter married. you bring much shame to the family! haha!
gayson suckalot! I got your $600 you LA fagboy needledicked sonofapig! p.s. you even have L.A. fagboy accent!
toiletbrush where are yooooou! Where is that last order from Boston Proper???? It’s not here!!! It BETTER have gone through!
More clothing shopping! Princessfan DONT even bother asking and DONT even bother texting until $700 is in MY account, no you may not beg for it beforehand, message, or fucking talk to ME. you get JACKSHIT until I see $700.
Animal Knot Top size L
Ruched Top size L black
Reptile Top size L
Corset Tank Top size L
Flashy Tank Top size L
Oh I forgot to mention I got the super AWESOME-est leather jacket from pigsnot. Stevie got the very same one. It really is a GORGEOUS jacket made out of the NICEST leather. Too bad can’t wear it until the weather changes. Way to work over the weakling, Stevie!
Hi spazzy mcjunkies! Have you been missing Me? I’ve been running around like a goon the last few weeks, busy with this and that. Hopefully it will slow down a bit next week and you dumbfucks will get more time with ME. But until then, open up your wallets and PAY PAY PAY!!!
fagarina! Did you get that $300 in the mail??? fagarina got to buy some towels, the rug, get his card banged for $400 and still gets to send crispies in the mail. WOW! he’s sooo lucky!!!!
MORE SHOPPING!! toiletbrush get this in Large Black.
So I’ve been fucking wallets but not reporting it all. I just got $900 from pedro. he’s so damned addicted. Boys have been shopping left and right and I just got some guy to buy Me this rubber dress. vintage furfreak sent $1,000 today too.
mrobot reactivated and sent $300. Seems that robot had a little short circuit and got lost..but of course I got a read on his tracking system and found him. robots in MY robot army STAY robots in MY army until they have nothing left to their names.then they become scrap metal and I just throw them in a trash heap and laugh as they rust!! he will be back in a few days to pay another $300 because I wrote that in his programming..of course, he agreed automatically..how could he not?
chewtoy sent ME the most beautiful orchid of all time. I do love orchids! For his reward he gets the new electric probe in his bung! I wonder what will happen?!
Must have this blouse in Large and Black
Get this at Boston Proper too size Large. And this in Large.
toiletbrush: Get this stuff! Tweek hair stuff, kinky curly shampoo.
fagarina: Get These! 1 bathtowel, 2 handtowels, 4 wash cloth.