wimpdick sent another $200 last night. he’s been on a total binger! HA!!! I’m not sure how he’s going to buy groceries this month..but I’m not sure I care! 🙂

pigsnot continues to shop!  his credit cards are drained, yet he makes sure the last dollars left on them go to ME!!  he spent a few more hundred yesterday!  There’s a GUESS jacket on MY list I want, pigsnot!  Get to it. done! I know you have suffered, I know you are broke, busted and your credit cards maxxed..but find a way to get it, too!!   hahaha!

The rest of you should think of pigsnot as inspiration.  If he can suffer..so can you!
pigsnot maxxed his card on Princess.  Can you??  “YES YOU CAN!”
pigsnot sacrificed so that he may give unto his GODDESS.  Can you??  “YES YOU CAN!”
pigsnot sent Princess loads of cash and prizes.  Can you??  “YES YOU CAN!”

If pigsnot can do these things..there is no reason you can’t. Follow in his example!  Even if you can’t afford the amount that he did..you can SACRIFICE all that you have.  If you have savings, are buying things for yourself, have credit cards that aren’t being used..if you can afford vacations, nice cars, dinners out, going to the movies, coffee at StarBucks..you CAN SUFFER FOR ME..and obviously are NOT SUFFERING enough. None of you deserve these luxuries!  NONE of you!!  Instead, do what you were born to do, destined to do, meant to.  Throw your money at MY feet and worship Me like the GOD I AM.

Here’s what MY pigsnot bought Me the last few days.  he went over $900 and spent closer to $1200. I’m not sure how much he did off Stevie’s list but it looks over $900 too. heehee!! Keep buying up Our amazon wishes!!
“It rubs the snot into it’s skin, because it gets to shop again!”
$35 worth of 2 hair combs, $55 tooth whitener, $30 bowls, $100 rice cooker, $400 gas snow blower, $100 Ray Bands, $20 Rake, $30 kitchen towels, $20 hair product, $140 baby vacuum for stairs, $80 sweater, $200 Born Boots.

pedro is blocked too, until My money arrives. I am soo sick of pedro and Princess fan messaging Me constantly and “talking about” sending cash. If either of you want to block lifted.send the cash. All emails will remain unread that you send. I’m not reading one more fucking word you have to say until the cash is in MY account. Until then, eat shit and die you two wanking assholes! I don’t care how much you’ve sent in the past..it doesn’t give you a pass to waste MY time. FUCK OFF!

toiletbrush I need to return/ exchange the brown leather jacket!! Get back to ME.I’m not sending back to refund unless you replace first. I will send the other jacket back for REFUND for you.  Hurry up.there aren’t many left.

Princess fan..I will unblock you when My money gets here.  your emails will all be ignored until that time.  I’m sick of you.

pigsnot, I added MY items!  They are listed by priority!!  I expect to see them all disappear! wimpdick is drunk on tequila and just sent another $450!  yay wimpdick!  screwy stewy sent $200 tonight too.

The earrings are from toiletbrush.  P.S. toiletbrush you owe ME $400.  $200 for the order that didn’t work and $200 for not fixing it last night and being a whiney bitch.

pigsnot I’m heading to MY nail appointment but will add more stuff to MY list when I get back!

pigsnot just called!   When I asked if he was done shopping..he stammered.  he still couldn’t say he was officially “done”.   haha!  he asked to do another $900 shopping each!   Yes, pay those credit cards down just enough for the Greedy Goddesses of your dreams can max them again!  This will bring his total closer to $34,000  now. 🙂  I just called Stevie and gave Her the good news.  Back to amazon We go!  pigsnot!!   Re-email that info about the elliptical.  I just called the UPS store and they haven’t gotten the box yet.  I’ll have somebody pick it up with a dolly for Me.

wimpdick’s wedding ring on My thumb.  Divorce your wives and marry My abuse!  wimpdick’s wife actually divorced him when she caught on he was squeezing into her lingerie under MY command.

Can you imagine just why She’d want to divorce him?

Well another week has started.  Let’s see just how well I can dick My dickless dorks this week!  I will be adding on to MY wishlist.  stewy??  you wrote Me an email and did not follow through.  Send $200..that should cover the gift you offered to buy and didn’t.  $500 from a brand new minion who just found ME!

fatmac, nail appointment is on Wednesday at 5:00 pay up.  vintage furfreak bought Me a new longline black satin corset.  toiletbrush, I still need update on that order you placed.  I haven’t received the receipt or any tracking info.  Oh to the italian guy that bought the skinny jeans from Hudson.I got a notice they shipped today. 🙂   I think I must have about 14 pairs of Hudson jeans now!  Do you realize that’s like $3000 worth of jeans?  hahahaha!!   If I lose another 5 or so lbs and get down to a size 30 in them..you fuckers will have to start all the way over!!  Won’t that be cruel of Me?  Oh speaking of..toiletbrush..that jacket came and it’s far too big.  I’m not sure if I am going to exchange for a smaller.or look for another one. The leather wasn’t as buttery as I had hoped for.   I’m having a very hard time finding the ULTIMATE brown leather jacket.  I’m going to look more today.

My lucky lil shopping bees, isn’t shopping for Me the bestest!!!??  LOL!  you know it is!!

Pumpkin Ale is reeally reallly reallly gross!

Got $400 out of toiletbrush and $400 out of wimpdick tonight. 🙂

The Hudson priority jeans were not purchased yet.  No pics for you assholes of Me and Stevie’s night out on the town.  Princess fan has also really pissed Me off and has ruined for the rest of you too.  Blame it on him.  Want his home phone number so you can complain? haha

I’ll be accepting phone calls from those who make at least a $300 donation today..no less.  I’m going to get My snuggly blanket and watch movies tonight.  Remind Me to turn My porch light OFF tomorrow night, fatmac.  I’m hiding from trick-or-treaters tomorrow.

Hudson Jeans have a new color!!  Get these in size 31! ***priority!***
These Hudson Jeans run way smaller for some reason.get size 32.
Get these skinny Hudson in size 31.

MORE TO BUY! Leather Jacket size XL  It’s on sale today!!  GET IT before it goes up! toiletbrush

wimpdick sent $200 to cover a pair of jeans.but I might pocket the cash and wait for someone else to buy the jeans. lol!  Canadians seem to have trouble with their shopping cart..(or maybe wimpdick is just REAL stupid). hahaha!

Victoria Secret Stuff
Bra Sling get L
Sports Bra size L in black
Silk Nighty get leopard in L

Etsy Earrings
Etsy Karma Earrings

Got this little email from wimpdick begging Me not to post his new pics.