REVEREND PRINCESS SAYS:
“I am so glad you have accepted PRINCESS SIERRA as your personal savior.”
Not only am I a MINISTER of the HOLY WORD. I AM THE WORD!
Nowadays “Goddess” has become so cliche. I PREFER JUST PLAIN
“GOD.”PRINCESS SIERRA IS GOD has such a nice ring to it.
I have just been ordained a Minister. As a Minister, I am legally authorized and empowered to solemnize marriages in most states. I am entitled to perform baptisms, christenings (oooh and circumcisions too, I hope! gimme a dull razor and your Matzo balls ), preach or teach MY own philosophy, conduct funerals, counsel, ordain others into the ministry, and many other things.
AMEN ALLEJUIA ALL YE FAITHFUL SING PRAISES TO ME!
HE THAT FOLLOWETH PRINCESS SIERRA SHALL NOT WALK IN DARKNESS, BUT SHALL HAVE THE LIGHT OF LIFE.
All members of MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS church shall WORSHIP ME, PRINCESS GOD the ALMIGHTY. I shall be hailed CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, idolized and obeyed. I decided to further spread MY teachings and counsel the un-enlightened male masses by becoming a certified minister and HOLY WOMAN. Plus its a hoot! I can’t wait to tell people MY name is Reverend Princess Sierra! I just called Mom and told Her too!
And thou shalt love the PRINCESS thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. The GOOD lord GIVETH and the GOOD LORD take-eth away. PRINCESS giveth little and taketh away very much. Blessed are generous, brain-washed and addicted for theirs’ is in QUEENDOM of PRINCESS GOD. Blessed are the meek and downtrodden for they shall inherit Princess’ dirty panties. Find your religion, follow the path of PRINCESS. Paradise, enlightenment and eternal bliss can be found in the sparkle of Sierra’s eye. Through suffering and pain, through loss and oppression ye foul and male heathen that you are, can find redemption by looking into the face of beauty. To really discover CONTENTMENT you must surrender your will to the PRINCESS. Lo you walk in the darkness of dick, find light and love in the self-centered GLORY of PRINCESS SIERRA..where even Her cruel and evil deeds are true gifts of kindess. I am the way, the truth and your life. TURN to PRINCESS, heed HER WORD, surrender your will, make HER your PERSONAL SAVIOR.