4 boxes of hair products I have to trash because of MY new hair routine! Yeh, I’m still going on about hair. Dontcha love it? I have already thrown out 2 boxes of hair products–2 huge boxes that were filled to the top! The first 2 boxes were the ones I never/rarely used. These 2 boxes are the stuff I really liked. Fuck! I am a hair product addict!! I know I said I was done with making you guys shop for product.but I change MY mind. I want to try some Curl Junkie stuff too. heehee!
Check out his newest poem. HAHAHAHA!
I USED TO HAVE DREAMS
I used to have hopes, I used to have dreams,
Until Princess Sierra ripped my life at the seams.
I wanted a girlfriend, I wanted true love,
But when I stood at the cliff edge Princess gave me a shove,
She scooped up my body, all bloody and broke,
Extracted my brain and gave it a poke.
She made me give money, far more that I should,
But it’s never enough and that’s understood.
She made me crave dick, an addict that’s me;
One is not enough, I need two, I need three.
Where did my dreams go, when She made me a whore?
She changed me forever, but still Her I adore.
I need so much cock to be inside my gob,
Then after I hate myself, just cry and sob.
But Princess will laugh at my tragic plight,
And to just make Her smile I’d suck them all night.
I don’t care if they’re big, tiny or gross,
I need to have dick, so give me a dose.
I don’t care if you’re stupid, ugly of fat,
I want every penis, to suck, and that’s that.
You might be retarded, a bastard, or sick,
The one thing I need is my lips around your dick.
Princess had made me, I’m her cash cow and tool,
When a fly is unzipped, I just start to drool.
So how can I love this Woman so cruel?
And live my sad life as an unroyal fool?
Because She is a Goddess, and I’m just a toy.
So take my money, Princess, and please please enjoy!
I received $300 cash in the mail today from a new slave from spain, $200 from pedro, $300 from stupid wolfie, $100 from john f. hey john you said you wanted to take ME shopping!! Call ME back tomorrow for your shopping list. $500 from smalldick SD, $350 from twinkie and tons of hair goodies from hairlip. Slow day! Make a fucking donation, you slacking shit-stains! louZer, where the fuck are you? you owe Me $500 for crossing MY mind today. hahaha!
Ok I think I’m about done with MY hair product-athon.
A few last hair things.
32 oz of Kinky Curly Knot Today fulfilled by hairlip
Kinky Curly Spiral Spritz
Curls Gel-les-C
Update: Oh what the hell I lied. I read about more curl product I want to try!
Curl Junkie Aloe Fix
Curl Junkie Coco Curl Cream
Curl Junkie Hibiscus and Banana Conditioner
Donna Marie Coco Curl Butter
Karen’s Body Beautiful Shampoo Get the herbal in the vanilla latte
Karen’s Body Beautiful Conditioner Get the deep conditioner, in vanilla latte, in the 8oz
I think this will satisfy MY product obsession..for now.for now. I really found some awesome new products. I can’t believe how dreamy the Kinky Curly Custard is. You people just don’t understand how awesome it is to find something that makes your hair clump in fat curls! Anywhoo! Now I will be in a summer clothes shopping tirade! I’ll be searching the web for cute warm weather stuff for you cockapoos to buy ME!
mrobot activate: mrobot is being sent on a very important robot mission. Highly unclassified and simple task suitable for a very retarded wanker-bot. See if you can find Boots Curl Creme. It’s only in the UK and it’s ridiculously cheap. (Our equivalent to Suave) I think it can be found in drugstores across the UK. It comes highly recommended on these curly hair boards and I bought a jug and I love it. Send Me like 3 more so I have a few stockpiled.
oliver, I see you poking around. I will be home tomorrow.report to duty and have your $1,000 in hand.
Who bought ME that pink Sony Vaio laptop?? Do you know that damned thing’s hard-drive crashed in less than 6 months?!?! I hardly used the thing. It was MY “bedside” computer..what I use when I’m too lazy to get out of bed. I had no programs loaded on it besides yahoo, aim, aol and internet/virus security programs. It was pretty much used it to update MY journal, check MY email, message guys and log into MY merchant accounts. I am soo going to stick with Toshiba notebook computers. They always give me the least problems. Anyway, they sent Me a new hard-drive and all is well, but what the fuck..what a nuisance. I also banned Dell notebooks a long time ago because their keyboards fall apart and all the letters rub off. I have no problems with MY Sony and Dell desk tops, but toshibas have been MY favorite for laptops.
Tax time again. If you haven’t received your tax refunds yet, you know who they belong to. ME!! tittyboy had his direct deposited in MY account like he does every year. $1,136.
micky if you leave one more inappropriate comment in MY journal I will block webtv forever from My websites and you will have lost ME for the rest of your life. Seriously, I think you are the only moron left who’s stalking MY site from a friggin webtv, I’d have no problems banning every webtv user, because there are so few of you. I didn’t think they still made those things. you are not worthy to experience ME on any level. Get the fuck away.
Ugh I’ve been sick with a cold lately. I’m hocking up loogies and My nose is all plugged up. Don’t act like that doesn’t turn you on, bitches. you’d all jump at the chance to eat MY mucous. Can’t breath. The later it gets, the more clogged My sinuses are getting. Will update later.
I received My Dyson Animal Ball vacuum today! It’s awesome! This thing is so cool how it moves around all slinky and bendy. I am soooo glad I got this one and not the older Dyson animal model. Ummm..freaks! Nobody bought My world market GC’s!!! WTF!!?? I went to get the wine cabinet I wanted but it was on backorder. It will be here in 3 weeks. One of you lame fucks better 
