Well My yard is officially done besides a few little things that will be finished off while I’m on vacation. Weed guard in all the kajillions of flower beds..old trees and shrubs removed, new bushes  planted, timber replaced, beds removed, grass planted, mulch laid, pond/mosquito trap removed. Yaaaaay!  I should have a big backyard grill party, but I feel too lazy.  Time for vacation and relaxation.  I just want to lay around the entire time with a little drink and relax and not have my brain spinning all the time.  I’m still accepting donations for vacation play money.  This summer vacation was paid entirely by hairlip..just like last year! 🙂  Is he your hero?  Well, now he’s all broke and couldn’t even buy Me the bathroom rug on my last entry becauseI raped him so hard. How pathetic!  he went from HERO to ZERO with a flash of his empty wallet. hahahaha!  (Somebody get that fucking bathroom rug.)  I see some expensive restaurants with impressive reviews taht I want to hit on vacation, so you’re all invited to contribute to our vacation wine/dine fund.  I am going to try to stay on a sensible diet this time and not go hog wild like last year. I felt so fat when I got back last year. We drank like maniacs and ate everything in site.  Drank so much, I can’t remember half of the vaction. This year, I’m going to try to have more of a Zen vacation. Relaxation of mind and spirit.  Getting My chakras in-line and being one with the Universe.  Oh what am I saying?? I AM the center of the Universe! Pass the tequila!!  Seriously.  I’m going to show restraint this year. It was like dykes gone wild last year.  This is all women again. No dudes, no nutsacks, no problemos!   Why do lesbians love long board shorts so much?  I swear I saw maybe 5 women wearing bikini bottoms, not counting us.  Even the hot ones wear them.   Sometimes I just don’t get it.

Anyway, I’ll be back Tuesday..any items you get off MY wishlist, make sure they aren’t going to be delivered until the 15th .  Priority Items: That hydro hose thingie.  I already have the box one and it’s pretty awesome. You push the button and the garden hose winds itself.  I need another for the front yard.  fatmac as you know those fitness flipflops were out of stock.    I want you to order the new ones that I added to My wishlist but send them to the resort 2-day express mail.  I’ll give you the address.  Oh Me and MY girlfriend had to pay for our own Vacation pedicures, fatty.  you’ve done it every time before..so you owe us about $80.  lol  I’ll be wearing the skirt and shorts you got from VS this vacation..I’m sure you are soo thrilled you blubbery ball of wimp.

eenie peenie. Make fagarina send $300!  Tell that little bitch to call with his credit card in his yap tonight. titty sprinkles.  you are too young. How the HELL did you get so friggin’ freaky SOOOO early in life??  Now you’ve read all MY writings and old journal and your brain is turned inside out.  you can’t even grow a full beard yet and you’re already maxxed out on the freakfest richter scale of losers.  Go get a job, so when you grow up.one day you will have something to offer ME.

I’m leaving Tuesday but I’ll have My cell on and MY yahoo and aim forwarded.  I’ll answer when I get a chance.

Update: Make that FOUR $1,000 donations today! wanker addict came out from his slimey dark hidey hole and left $1,000 at MY magnificent feet.

Well I got another $1,000 from oliver twisted as expected.  oliver just continues to cave and cave and cave! old man sent $,1000 as well and so did latexlover! Woohoo 3 separate $1,000 donations in the same day. Got to love it.   oliver, you can call today.

 fatmac did some shopping for ME.  Skirt showed up today fatty. I’m sure once I wash it in hot and dry it, it’s gonna fit to perfection. It’s very cute. I like the studded pockets.  Kinda tough looking.  My butterfly pendant showed up too, hairlip. I love it! I might have a few last minute items I need for Vacation purchased. If I think of any, you’ll be the first to know.  Vacation is like what?? Next week!  It almost crept up on ME too quickly. I’m soo not prepared!

So the landscaping project keeps growing and growing!  I’ve gone apeshit and made the workers remove TONS of stuff.  Shit.door bells ringing.

Pheww..landscaping project keeps getting postponed because of fucking rain.  So far, I got a few ugly bushes yanked our and this crazy half-dead flowering bush/tree removed too!  This makes Princess very happy!  It’s looking great so far and the changes are very exciting!

The driveway is getting redone too and I’m thinking about getting pavers on the sidewalk after all the other work is done.  Oh yeh and that pond is totally getting taken out.  I’m soo sick of  leaves and other shit falling in it and it getting filthy and plugged up.  Goodbye pond. You were fun for a year or two. Between that, searching for new flooring and counters for the bathrooms and StarWars galaxies, I’ve been quite preoccupied.  I also FINALLY got about to ordering a new couch from Pottery Barn with the gift certificates that Vaseline freak gave me ago some time ago!  I think I might have to repaint the den now to go with it.  I won’t know until it gets here.   There is a LONG wait for the sofa. Waaaah! I hate waiting!  I have one more hallway to paint and the office to repaint.  Vacation is coming up in a few weeks too!  So much to do and so little time to do it.

Oliver..where is that $500 you promised? 
SECRET MISSION Assignment for slaves in germany! I need SUPER SPIES to do a stealth mission on oliver twist. I’ve had a few german slaves suggest that the address might be incorrect, according to german searches engines.  I want to send a secret agent pervo to do reconnaissance  find out.   Super Sicko Surveillance team or something! hhahha  Yes Oliver..Princess was not happy about your behavior today.  you now owe another $1,000 because you earned a penalty..don’t forget that other “special” purchase I requested!

 Tomorrow I am going to get MY nails and toes done.  Who’s flipping for the bill?  $100 should cover it.

 $2,000 from hairlip!  $500 from vaseline freak and $300 from fagarina, $1000 from latex lover and $200 shopping from twinkie!

oliver twisted got twisted into knots and was brainwashed outta $1,200 dollars today!  $250 from the french serve slave.  I am resizing some photos of prezzies. I’ll add more details later tonight. Ciao!

Well the art that the fellatrix bought arrived today. LOVED IT!!  However it was too wide to fit on the wall in the kitchen so I stuck it in the home office and it looks very nice.

I want this art for the hallway.

Will find another for kitchen.

$500 from douchewad!  $500 from the vaseline freak arrived today and shitloads of prezzies.  hairlip mailed $2,000 to be used towards our vacation and will be sending the rest $$$ in a few weeks. 🙂  The art sale is no longer on.so you get to shop for FULL price. Yay for you!

God help ME. I am now addicted to playing Star Wars Galaxies.  Wow the peeps on there are GEEKS!!  But so far, it’s tons of fun. But you know how I am..I get all super involved in something, obsess for a few weeks.then My interest wanes.  Back to shopping!

Someone run and get this!  If you order today it’s 20% off.  I want it in My kitchen I think!   fulfilled by the fellatrix

I want this one for the home office.  Get to shopping!

Hi boys! I’ve been totally busy with shit. As you know I’ve been busy planning MY remodeling and redecorating like mad. I have so much shit to pick out and I’ve been online googling and googling items.  I also am getting MY driveway redone, hiring on some landscapers to do some shit, had some workers working on some drywall work on the ceiling. Oh FUCK they did an awful job too and one of the fucks SMELLED MY house up. Oh fuck! men can smell SOOOOO rank! There is no other scent in the world quite as foul as dirty, body odor of a filthy man at labor.  So I have projects up the wazoo and I know you guys are feeling soo neglected,  well boo hoo for you. Instead of sitting there crying that Princess isn’t online to get your pathetic dick a twitching, you should be thinking just WHAT ELSE can I be doing for PRINCESS??  I’ve gotten some great gifts that I am so happy with.  One is the Flower Blossom framed art for MY living room. LOVE it!  I also love the brown and white rug for MY guest room, the 2 leather desk chairs for the office,  the double stem white orchid is BEYOND beautiful. My new laptop is working out great! 

 I’ll be adding to amazon constantly.  Just added a LOT of framed art and I want it all!  Get to work on it, boys!

Yay! I FINALLY got My groovy kitchen light installed that wolfie got ME some time back. It’s sooooooooo COOL!

I also got My Schwinn stationary bike together and WOW it’s awesome. It’s doesn’t make a sound.  Not a click, whirl, swish.  You can’t even hear it peddle. I’m soo happy with it! 

hairlip is still buying up MY amazon wishlist and I am adding MORE MORE MORE to it!!  he also got Me some more buckle shirts. he has bought ME sooo many!  I have Myself a  new handywhore who will be doing some work for for Me so there will be lots of new items added!  Yay!

Unroyal fool’s cash and some other $$ tributes.