Yeah!!! Just got $1,400 from “auntie”!! WoooooooooHooooooo! At first it was like pulling teeth, but once I fucking extracted the first $500 from him..it was smooth sailing. Of course, he begged for total ruin..and *poof* disappeared off his webcam..Typical little freak. I think he has some left on his debit card. I might turn on MY webcam tomorrow and coerce the rest out of him.
fatmac is doing some shopping as I write this and has also sent MY sister Veronica $100. She even calls fatty Her “shopping bitch” now! Got your $300 in the mail today easy.

Otherwise it’s been a rather slow day.

Watched Changing Lanes and David Gale tonite w/ MY Girlfriend. David Gale was pretty good. Changing Lanes..eww.I just fucking HATE Ben Affleck. Hung here, ate monster chef salads, foofoo drinks and watched movies.was sorta thinking about running to the pub to play darts.but we were all stuffed with dindin and I decided I would dickover deryck instead. I had a feeling he would cave tonite. All in all a nice, pleasant stay at home saturday night.
I should go to bed at a decent hour tonite. Going to go shopping for awhile in the afternoon.

One of MY slaves has requested to be renamed Sierra’s minion. he and I had a blast on the phone. he lost $550 and tweaked out on his webcam. Made him shave his mondo hairy balls and pubic area and do a few funny tricks on webcam. he also has decided to keep a journal. drunk carl called in his usual drunken state and kissed $300 buh-bye! The phone rang nonstep ALL fucking night long. I’m so pooped! Check out pornpie freak’s outfit tonite. It’s a doozie.

Update: mark the pornpie freak just did another $300 like clockwork for friday. Every tuesday and friday..yawn. he should be on his cam today with his hair spray painted red and blue. I’ll post the screenname he’ll be using. he always makes a new one. he’s such a trip. fagarina was a bore on cam.he doesn’t have cable anymore and he was being booted constantly. you so suck ass, fagarina.

boooooooooooooring. you fuckers are boooooooooooooooooooooring today.
Got $250 out of fagarina. The little bastard had to move out of his sissy ghetto shack and move closer to mama and papa. Now he has a roommate again and can’t put on regular freakshows like before. (pout) BASTARD! fagarina cam was actually entertaining. fagarina will be on him cam around 9:00 tonite.maybe 8:00. Keep an eye out on him. his screenname is fagarinatoprincesssierra

sissymissy just sent $200. But I still hate him. he’s a whining, broke, annoying bastard. AND he’s FRICKIN’ STUPID! I can’t deal with his dumb ass! he must have some fucking learning disability because he can NEVER follow simple directions. he sends shit to the wrong emails, he can’t get his cam to operate (yeh right), he can’t get his password working..he’s AN IDIOT. I think he’s a little whore anyway. Today he asked if he could pay with “StormPay.” A-HA! he’s got a stormpay account cuz he’s a hootch! Stormpay is pretty much for the adult industry because they are the only ones desperate enough to use it. I don’t use it and I’m not signing up for it. $2 + 15% of everything a guy sends ???? That’s fucking ridiculous! Anyway sissymissy..I know what you’re up to, you sneaky little rat bastard. sissymissy has been pretty much ignored and slighted by ME for like ..I don’t know..SIX FUCKING YEARS OR SO? And hardly ever a week goes by that he doesn’t send ME an I.M. that says something like.”pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, don’t ignore me.” he is NOT MY sub..he’s more of a loser mascot.

terrance is doing a little shopping today. he bought Me some mosquito fish for the pond and over $150 worth of bulbs and perennial starters to have planted in the beds. Mom’s girlfriend said it should be safe to plant them. They won’t look good this year but should have a headstart by spring.

Oh and My $50 worth of DaVinci sugarless tea showed up today from toiletbrush. This shit is GOOD and guilt free!

Yeah the weekend is almost here!

toiletbrush has been trying to make up for his recent stupidity. I received a giant bouquet of flowers, but they were in a basket with a sponge. Flowers always die in those things.so I tore the bouquet a part and made 3 separate smaller bouquets with it. I definitely don’t know how to arrange flowers, but I think they turned out nice.
toiletbrush will still suffer.

Speaking of suffering, I think I am going to crush russell for the hell of it. As I’ve mentioned before, he’s reeeally strange and given to bouts of goofy behavior. The only way to deal with these types is by crushing them into debris. he sent another $100..but I’m still gonna dick him over for fun! Vote for his punishment on the russell diary page. I’ll finish updating later tonight.

Yeah! The one spaniard who is really whiny and cries about how awful his life was a TOTAL sucker today! First he did a $200 donation followed by around $200 on Victoria’s Secrets. he bought this this and this.Then he made another $100 donation, followed by a $300 donation. So out of the kindness of MY heart I flipped My webcam on for a few minutes and wrung the last $200 out of him. Bringing us to the total of $1000!! Ay caramba! he is now sleeping off the whiskey. his new name is tormented in Spain.

russell had to pay $100 penalty for being a fucking spazz on his journal. he’s sooo frickin strange.that deep-down goofy strange like deryck. I’ll be posting his new photos by the Shit Artiste himself, russell the baboon. Shit is his media.his face the canvas. It will be found in the member’s section of MY diary.
twinkie parted with $200 today and also add his journal to the piggy journal section.

Poor little russell in his tampon jewelry pretending to be very sad when he found out the outcome of the poll. Doesn’t he look like yabbadabba doo russell rubble or something? If you haven’t read his journals before be sure to check it out. They are funny. Personally, I think secretly he likes people voting ‘Cow Sphincter Ugly’. he sent that $100 today right out of the blue.obviously, touched by MY display of cruelty.
Oh, I was all excited cuz I thought we finally trapped the rabbit. But when I got up closer look what it was! Ewww! Fucking scary, evil possum from hell living in MY garden sanctuary! I’ll finish up today’s announcement later.

Oh Mah Gawd. The freaks are sooo out tonite. I’ve been on calls all night. Can hardly think. Just got $300 from a brand new guy who fuckin’ gave himself a vodka enema and did reeeally weird stuff on his cam. Not sure if I will be satisified with him. For now he is sissytruckdriver he sorta became an annoying.slow drunk. Those ones you get drunk and they can’t fucking stand up straight or type their credictcard #’s. Most aggravating. $75 from usedbySierra. Also a brand new guy. $250 from mark from kansas. Phone is driving Me insane!