Ok, I’ve been gone a lot lately. So suffer the little piggies, for they shall inherit jack shit! Today I got $300 from doomed brit, $300 plus and some stuff off MY amazon wishlist from amsterdam ham, $150 from toejamjam. Just got $300 from the black pooch. I got MY lovetax switched over too. I’m not 100% sure but I think you guys won’t have to resign up, I believe MY processor can just switch it over. Crossing My fingers. Some of you guys have been paying lovetaxes for years and I wonder if you even know anymore. haha While I was in there I noticed that the guy with the initials mj signed up for MY $100 weekly lovetax and has paid it several times already and I didn’t even know.

I gotta do some pics soon! Maybe I’ll get some done this weekend. I haven’t a clue what to wear for them though. HoHum. I am not much for fast food..but I’m addicted to Chipotle. I always get the barbacoa bowl or the barbacoa burrito with tons of the hottest sauce. Damned they are good. But I got to stay away from them because it ruins My low carb diet. I want one right now!

toiletbrush! Get back to ME! you have ASSIGNMENTS!

I logged in today to see that My Hey boys! Some of you UK guys have been having problems running your donations on MY cart here. http://bitchybeauty.com/donations.html and I had to send you to the back up page. Well yippy hurray, My processor got sick of the problems with UK and Canadian problems and changed gateways. It much better now. I might have to have you lovetax guys reset up your lovetax on this new gateway though. Not sure yet. Billing system is still the same it’s just the cart and gateway that’s changed. Oh and they also gave ME electronic check billing, so now I can totally debit your checking and saving accounts!

Busy right now. Will update later.

I had a very busy weekend. Friday night partied with some friends. Saturday I went shopping with a girlfriend, worked-out at the gym, then went out for a few drinks. Shopping just isn’t quite as fun as it used to be. I can’t ever find anything I want to buy. That’s one of the few sad things about being a spoiled rotten pampered Princess. Hitting the malls and stores just isn’t as exciting anymore, cuz I can get everything I want bought anytime I want and I have everything! I did manage to find a few cute little skirts and some earrings. Today I went for a long ride on My chopper, took a swim in My pool and laid out for a bit–got a bit burnt, too. It was so humid outside. After, we took a long walk, then came back here and pigged out on the yummiest pork ribs. Just got done watching MY scifi shows I recorded on TIVO. BattleStar Galatica is so good!

Oooh My hair is soo soft today. I’m not sure which one of MY hair products did it, but I think it might be that Joico KPack leave in conditioner.

Let’s see, yesterday I tricked poor little amazon addict and got him all stupified and milked him out of another $400 of amazon shopping! Hell, I got chocolates, a lot of nice makeup, expensive eyecream, yet another webcam and other stuff. WEEEEEEE! you’re SOO E.Z. amazon addict, you’re SOO hooked, you’re SOO owned! Check out My fulfilled amazon wishlist.

Ok. I am officially done with MY hair product shopping frenzy. I have SOOOOOOOoo much. I really should take a picture of My hair care gunk. I think I took a picture last year of My stockpile, but it’s now double. I have literally 100’s of bottles of hair product. HAHA I use it and if I like it, I make you buy three bottles more. If I use it and don’t like it, I stick it in My hair product closet. For some reason, I actually have a hard time parting with expensive product that I don’t like.because there is a small possibility I might like it later. I sorta like looking at all My pretty bottles of girlycurly hairdo stuff. I definitely am a hairproduct junky.

old man tim gave Me $500 today too! Doesn’t compare to his last tribute. (he’s the one who I got the $22,000 from) he’s takes long hiatuses and tries to hide from Me..but he always come back to get BOOFED by the BITCH PRINCESS! virgin piggy lost $125. I tried to run another $50 but that friggin broke loser didn’t have it on his debit card. The hanky spanky wanker sent another $50. I see you attempted to send another $50 early this morning. It didn’t work. Get straight to that link I sent you and correct it, you goofy little bastard. Oh I got a nice surprise in MY mail yesterday. A $300 gift card at JCrew from an anonymous guy who signed it “too scared to say who”. Ooooh, how mysterious. Well I couldn’t really find $300 worth of merchandise I wanted on their site right now, but I got this skirt in both espresso and cypress, and a beaded velvet belt. I’m going to save the rest of the gift certificate for when they come out some more stuff.

Will be fiddling on MY wishlist tonite. Nitey nite.

$200 from sissy suzy

$900 from MY black pooch! I told him to wire ME the $900 that he had in his savings accounts and he did it. Yay! I got some HYSTERICAL pictures of him all gussy’d up in his ex girlfriends nighty and stockings with some bright red lipstick on posing with his dildos. I’ll get those up and humiliate the living shit out of him shortly. So far he’s been a good little mutt.

$100 from toiletbrush in shopping. he still owes ME $250 cash and $200 more shopping but I have to find stuff for him to spend his money on first. $50 from some hanky spanky wanker.

Some guy emailed ME because he ran across one of My photos on some friggin nekkid hootchie page on ebanned. She had the picture of MY $20,000 on Her site and a little blurb about how she got it from “one” guy. Fuck you, you sticky-fingered skanks! I’m THE ONLY one who gets MONDO sized donations, the only one who can actually PROVE IT, and the only one who EVER will! EVERYONE into this fetish has SEEN THAT goddamned photo. STOP STEALING MY FUCKING photos you trailer trash freakettes!

On to more important topics. My hair. I just updated My Perpetual Wishlist with new stuff and posted a little fulfilled list of some of the products I got recently. It was high time I updated this old list. I added new and improved hair products, took out the old ones and the dead links..still have more to do to it today.

Here’s one more of MY hair, twinkie. Aren’t you glad you got to pay for MY hair vacation?
It’s wet at the bottom of this one too. It takes so damned long to dry.

NEW Photos for Members!
My stockings are falling down a bit in some of them because I got annoyed and took off the garterbelt and was wearing them as thigh-hi’s although they really weren’t. Oh well, better luck next time.

Did you see My new black pooch? http://livejournal.com/users/blackpooch
he’s a hoot. So far, he’s been very obedient. he sent $200 and suffered some indignities on the phone. I’m thinking about pimping his ass on keen too.

Hey. One of you jerk-offs get this for Me. Use your paypal account and buy Me the “Miss Jessie’s Curly Pudding”.
http://www.marltonba.com/testsite/products.htm
Ship it here.
Sierra Horizons
6478 Winchester Blvd #901
Canal Winchester OH 43110

I also want some gift certificates from this place. They have tons of products to chose from.
http://www.curlmart.com/store/giftcert.php

Stupid drunken stocking top guy sent $100 but I refused to talk to his lame ass. Don’t you ever email ME again without sending at LEAST $500 you piece of shit!

I guess I never gave the guy with the initials mj a nickname although he has paid ME before. When I wrote him about it, he gave ME this response.
“Princess, i have sent several donations over the past few years. Sometimes when i look at your pictures on the website I just have to send money. i check Your website everyday to check for updates and to read the daily journal. You are by far the most beautiful woman i have ever seen and you make my life better. Thank you Princess.”

So he’s one of those guys who pay every blue moon but is too chickenshit to get closer. How sad for him. Oh well, his $500 was fun! you’re welcome to send $500 more, chickenshit. I DID enjoy it immensely! 🙂 Too bad you won’t get close enough for ME to enjoy maiming you for life as well.

More later

My hair is still a bit wet in this one.

I’m back. Got home to a nice $500 donation from a guy who’s paid Me before with the initials MJ. I think I had a nickname for him. I emailed him and asked him what it was, because I forgot it. Yippy! I love finding a big $500 donation sitting in My email without Me putting one teeny bit of effort out to get it. The ukranian also left $200 donation after seeing My photo of MY lovely locks and wrote begging for more. Oh sissy tommikins didn’t do so hot on his bookstore excusion this time. he fucking keeps talking to Me on his cellphone and moaning too loudly when he sees a cock through the glory holes and scares all the perverts away! he had to pay a $100 penalty on top of the $200 he forked over. Shame on you.
Sharon’s in the doghouse!! She had sex with her husband because it was their anniversary or some shit. Her riding the diseased dogpole just cost her husband $500! I just made her pay Me the entire mess a few minutes ago. She’s standing in the corner on Her webcam right now. fagarina just sent his $200. fagarina is so fucking easy, it’s not even funny. I can call that little bastard any time of the day and get him on his knees and squishy brained any time I want. $75 from the sheepshagger came in that I forgot to mention. It’s so easy to overlook such measly little tributes.

brad the fag. I received your $100 in the mail..but your little “joke” got you another $50. Do not try to be clever. It doesn’t work for you and it only gets your big sloppy butt in trouble! I’ve received all kinds of wonderful new hair products too from brad the fag and amazon addict. I’m sending Veronica an entire box of My old products and just tossing a lot of the other products I don’t use.
toiletbrush I am waiting for that $250 money request I sent you to be picked up. HOP to it! Then we will get to the “other part” of your grisly assignment. hahaha

Had a great time. Not only does My hair look FAB, I had some great food, heard some great jazz and had a real fun weekend. I’m pretty tired right now though. Need a nap.

Oh check it out. Some web thief stole fagarina’s picture for their site. hahah These people are such ripoff artists! They’ll steal anything!http://www.sissydickdew.com/order.html

Update:
Hi freakpies. Well, I love My hair. I did have it cut some to frame My face, but guess what? I still like wearing it up better. Well I don’t have to wear quite as much pulled up on top because the sides come down a bit differently now. So I still will be wearing it down just for special occasions and photos. Got it cut at different lengths in a few places so it’s really full and fluffy. Unfortunately I lost more length but it looks so curly and full and healthy! Every curl is cut individually. I also got it darkened. It’s BIIIIG.not as big as this picture makes it looks.I had My hair dangling above the camera to show MY curlies. The curls are totally springy and bouncy and I learned some new tricks on how to style and define My curls.

I have to go to bed early tonite, we have plans all day tomorrow! toodly loo!

Catching a flight tomorrow for My little hair and beauty vacation funded by twinkie. Bringing My laptop but I probably won’t be on much, if any at all friday and saturday. I probably be forwarding MY calls to MY cell phone, but don’t expect to get a hold of Me. fagarina.take your “trophy” pics.

buh-bye My little junkies!