Hello My little minions.  I feel girly and twirly today and ready to shop.  fatmac I have yet to find out if that osmosis thingy we were talking about will get rid of the flouride. do a search on the item and see if you can find out for sure!  I am going out of town next week for a little get away I will be back in just 5 days.  A little bit business and little bit pleasure..I’m sure you are all dying to know what I’m doing and where I am going.but I prefer to remain mysterious.

Holy fuck.  I want to scratch My eyes out.  I just watched a man put a grapefruit up his ass.  Yes, he was on his webcam and stuck an ENORMOUS grapefruit up his ass..it as like he was giving birth. WHY oh WHY did I look?  I mean, I had to look but yet My stomach was churning.  you freaks are such absolute MUTANTS some time!  What the fuck?!  So then I made him cut it in half and stick it up his ass and he was screaming that it was burning his butt.  That made the entire presentation a bit more enjoyable.  However, I am not convinced his pain wasn’t all an act..so those of you who have a grapefruit on hand, try it and report back.

Hi spazzy mcjunkies!  Have you been missing Me?  I’ve been running around like a goon the last few weeks, busy with this and that.  Hopefully it will slow down a bit next week and you dumbfucks will get more time with ME. But until then, open up your wallets and PAY PAY PAY!!!

fagarina! Did you get that $300 in the mail???  fagarina got to buy some towels, the rug, get his card banged for $400 and still gets to send crispies in the mail. WOW! he’s sooo lucky!!!!

MORE SHOPPING!!  toiletbrush get this in Large Black.

So I’ve been fucking wallets but not reporting it all.  I just got $900 from pedro. he’s so damned addicted.  Boys have been shopping left and right and I just got some guy to buy Me this rubber dress. vintage furfreak sent $1,000 today too.

mrobot reactivated and sent $300.  Seems that robot had a little short circuit and got lost..but of course I got a read on his tracking system and found him. robots in MY robot army STAY robots in MY army until they have nothing left to their names.then they become scrap metal and I just throw them in a trash heap and laugh as they rust!!  he will be back in a few days to pay another $300 because I wrote that in his programming..of course, he agreed automatically..how could he not?

chewtoy sent ME the most beautiful orchid of all time. I do love orchids!  For his reward he gets the new electric probe in his bung!  I wonder what will happen?!

Mean posts always make Me big bucks! I just got $1500 from oliver twist and $400 from loopy for legs. hahahaha!

loopy it’s been FOREVER since your last donation.  Here’s your reward for the $400 you sent–I’m posting your BIG FAT FUGLY MUG for the world to see!  Yikes! How does your wife stomach snuggling up to that fleshy mound of fug??  you’re like King of Queens with a mustache and a furry ass chin. Christ, I hate fat guys with clefts in their chin.  It always look like a real hairy fat droopy butt.  you look so skeezy you make MY skin crawl.  FOR REALS! hahahahaha!

***edit*** removed loopy’s photo because he bought it off MY site. lol!

So jackasses.  There’s something THAT really pisses ME off. When you fuckers dink around and say you will buy something..and don’t..keep playing the “this in the basket?” game..and MY item sells out. It’s FUCKS like you who LOSE all your shopping privileges and are deprived anymore wardrobe shopping.which is FUCKING fine with Me.because  I’d rather fucking take your cash and pay for new air conditioners, wood floors, vacations and go to the mall and actually TRY on what I am buying.  Princess fan fucked around a few weeks ago..and got FUCKED out of $1,000 penalty for this SAME shenanigans. Then he is stupid enough to turn around and beg and beg to shop again.cuz shopping fucking turns him on.more than actually “FULFILLING MY desires for COLD HARD CASH”..how FUCKING SICK IS THAT???  So I kindly give him another chance..and what does he do?? Goes back to his “dinking” around and 2 items that were there a week ago when I FIRST demanded him to buy  them.are now on 30 day back order. FUCK you.  ( toiletbrush made up to ME for his mistake..so he has been removed from this shitlist. ) Now  fucks like this are begging to shop again. Again I say. FUCK you.  Even if you successfully buy 1200$’s and LIE about $300 ..you are NOTHING but a ZERO and LIAR in MY eyes. Why FUCK around with you pieces of shit.when I have good slaves like twinkie and vintage furfreak..who BUY..and SUCCESSFULLY buy ALL the items I demand the FIRST day I send the link??  So Princess fan, if you want to regain your shopping privileges.you will have to pay a $600 fee.  Putting the same item in your bag every day for a week might give you wood, but it does NOTHING for ME.  you are BEYOND pathetic.  Good bye jackasses.  I have real slaves to shop for ME.

Oh I haven’t updated Forevah!  I do have to mention that sir gayson suckalot the lesser spent $500 because he gets his 3 inch weenie tied in a knot when I don’t report his tributes!

For the rest of you..it’s been so long it be impossible to report.

THE NEVER ENDING SHOPPING LIST
I still didn’t get this leopard skirt!!  wtf!?  BUY IT NOW! size 12 fulfilled by fatty
Leopard sash skirt size 12 fulfilled by twinkie
Zebra earrings
Top on ebay I want.

Ok so this drunk austrian keeps emailing Me and saying he is drunk and wants to chat with ME and shows ME the entry in MY journal where I last spoke to ME and he sent $500 and ran off.  We run $800 worth of charges and keeps emailing he wants to chat and email is too slow.  I give him MY number..he’s afraid to call.  he keeps begging to chat..he doesn’t have yahoo.he doesn’t have aim. Then poof he’s gone.    lol If you are reading this, (and I know you are) have a few more drinks and let’s do it again!  I love how you are TOO fucking retarded to contact ME after you pay.  What do you want? Me to magically install chat software on your computer for you?  If only all MY slaves were such idiots! hahaha!

$100 from pvc tranny, $300 from pathetic wimp and $120 in amazon GC’s, $75 from some nutjob I didn’t talk to and  twinkie sent $500 and spent around $300 shopping.