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Screwing you boys over with a Smile!

toiletbrush, senor doggy or hairlip: Buy Me some flowers.  Its been raining for days! I need some pretty bright flowers around the house.

Bouquet I likeHere’s another.  toiletbrush.you owe $1,000 too!  Even if you send Me more flowers, I wont be jabbering with you.  Ill just take the flowers and RUN!!

Received another $500 from $$$pig and also slammed him with another $1,000 penalty for sending Me a stupid email.   he of course agreed to it and is sending it monday. 🙂

ATTN:  Whoever bought ME the Karaoke CD variety pack and the wireless karaoke mics..email ME the order #.  I want to exchange these items and can’t find the receipt.  Could possibly be senor doggy?

sissy tommikins just sent $800!  Hey tommikins!  How about we make it a $1,000 night?!?! Update! sissy tommikins sent $1,200!

Seriously, Princess..can YOUR smile get any more fucking spectacular?

MAC COSMETICS shopping needed
2 of these mascaras.  I go through these like crazy.  Black ** really want ASAP
Lipliner in cherry
Lipstick Ruby Woo***really want ASAP and Girl About Town
Wonder Woman Blusher in Mighty Aphrodite
Wonder Woman Eyeshadow Palette

Earrings at whitehouseblackmarket.
Jacket at whitehouseblackmarket get 12
Utility Jacket size 12

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Webcam!?

Webcam!?

No webcam.I need more time to fiddle with ichat..I thought it had yahoo on it and it didn’t.  Maybe tomorrow.

I might do webcam tonight for those of you who donate $300 or + more today. I was checking out my Mac’s camera and it really looks nice and clear! So bring in the bucks of you want a peek at perfection!

(No, donations you made earlier in the week do not count.) ha fucking ha, losers!

I might try to make a little webcam video clip tonight if I get a chance. The camera just seemed so much smoother, but I’m not sure if it just looks that way on the mac? I will have to see what the clips look like from MY PC.

Later, masturbators! Pay your PRINCESS!

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While I play..you PAY to exist!

Dear Diary,
I’m fucking GORGEOUS. bye now
XOXOXO PRINCESS

Princess fan finally sent the $1,000 he owed Me.  he also promised his tax return while in a state of weakness.  I recommend that ALL of you weenierwackers who filed last minute, promise your tax returns to Princess!!   It’s your American duty!

I’ve been very hard to get a hold of this weekend. Spent the weekend with friends.  The weather was beautiful!  Friday we went out for dinner and drinks.  Saturday we lounged around in pjs and talked all day and finally went on a 4 mile hike and out for dinner after.  Sunday we grilled out.  While the girls are out to play.the piggies WILL PAY!

 

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Tax Time Blahs

Oh My least favoritest time of the year. Tax time!  As usual I wait til the very last week to start My taxes.  It certainly is a sad day when Princess has to write her huge check to the government and part with some of your cash.  🙁

So Princess is kinda down in the dumps.  Plus, it’s a lot of work and Princess hates work.  Make Me feel better and send Me LOTS of cash!  Put a smile on MY face today and chase away the Bitchy Blues!

sissy tommikins you can report in about the cock you sucked the other night.  I wasn’t able to return your call because I got busy.  you were a good boy and sent tons of cash this week so you earned your call.

Planning a picture set after taxes are done.whatever shall I wear?

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Must be talkin’ to an Angel..

Got My MacBook Pro today.  This is my first mac so I’m having some fun messing with it. Kinda different but nifty. Gawd, I have so many electronics and I still want MORE!

WhiteHouseblackMarket Top pinkywrapped
WhiteHouseBlackMarket Jacket size 12

I want Ipad 2. Hop to it My little munnybunnies!
Just got $500 from a slave from Ireland I haven’t spoken to for a year.  I think he is well on his way to being re-assimilated.  Resistance is futile! 🙂

Midrise skinny jeans 2 pairs get size 13 in 34 inch inseam. Color Charlotte and Sunspot.  Generally I take 36, but they don’t have in the color I want.plus I will be wearing boots over them so no big deal. senor doggy

ps senor doggy you owe ME $400 tonight
pss senor doggy if you don’t pay it tonight, you owe ME $500
psss  sucks to be you!

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Long Tall Sierra Will Get you Cash!

Long Tall Sierra Will Get you Cash!

Wearing another Etsy necklace purchased by hairlip.  I just got $600 from sissy tommikins! Yay! he’s such a regular contributor.  I LOVE that!  he sucked another dick tonight.  I think I should make him get little pink business cards printed out and give one to each dick he sucks so he can get lots of repeat throat rapings.  teehee That would be hysterical.

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When it rains..it POURS …moola on our heads!

When it rains..it POURS ...moola on our heads!

pigsnot has ARISEN like lazereth..yes his little peewee has risen to the occasion as We predicted!!  he spent over $1,800 on Stevie today, bought Me an apple laptop computer and a pair of boots! HAHA!  Me and Stevie knew he would drag his carcass from the stinky hole he was trying to hide in when he saw our special “pig snot” candid shots! heeeeheee!!

THEN hairlip who is one of My favorite-EST and easi-EST minions did $500 surprise shopping and sent Me $500 smackaroos!

Hurrraaay!!

Follow in their footsteps My lowliest of lowlifes!  Plop your cash at our feet and Me and Stevie will stomp all over it with My sexy boots and Her insanely high heels!  We will chacha all over your savings!  Bootscootboogey through your bank account and shimmmshimmmshimmmy all over  your life!  Here We go! Dosie do, bitches! Drop it like it’s hot! (your cash, that is!)  🙂  These Deadly Divas are going to STEP IT UP A NOTCH!  you boys, don’t have a prayer.

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