gertie is back and went on a little shopping spree today! he really loves to shop for MY sister, Mariah. he got Her excercise bike and the treadmill today! he also got Her the pilates mat and workout, the quick ab working DVD and the bellydance workout. Mariah’s Amazon wishlist. She’ll be very suprised! he also bought ME the Roomba battery pack, the roomba rapid charger, some extra filters and an extra virtual wall.
My Amazon fullfilled wishlist
Oh, last night was another pornpie freak night Every friday and every fucking tuesday.$300 every time and another goofy get-up. he was doing some weird shit on his cam–but I blocked it out. haha! I got this giant box of trailmix from fatmac.I’m talking GIANT BOX. Like friggin 10lbs of it or some shit! A very pretty little celtic box from terrance, a box of lobster, some very nice hot chocolate lattees and a telegram made out of german marzipan from toiletbrush. That’s also the breadbox he bought ME in the background sometime back.

Well, I get stuck in my ways–so I’m not sure about using Live Journal yet. I hate having to code in all the fonts and links instead of just using some easier publisher for that stuff. Lazy Me. As soon as I get enough entries in this system you should be able to navigate through the announcements using the “Entries” button or the “calendar”. Then I won’t have to do all that shuffling of old announcements like I used to. I also don’t like how all the links inside the frame get stuck in frames and I cant change it from what I can tell. One thing is, now you can leave Me compliments or comments to the entries. That might be fun–or just a pain in the ass. We shall see.

Oh there’s a fucking rabbit in MY yard! I made one of the guys set a trap and the little bastard won’t go inside. It’s been 3 days. It’s pissing ME off! That little pellot-dropping furball ate one of MY biggest plants out of MY water garden. Death shall befall him for that.

After the bars closed beerboy joe called again last night!  That dumb fuck offered up a Kohl’s card to be sacrificed since his other cards are used up.  I’m usually not much into Kohls, but hell.if he has it..I might as well max it.  I should be getting $800 worth of giftcards in the mail this week. I also spent $515 buying this bathroom stuff, this jean jacket, this little clock, and some of this stuff.  he’s also sending ME My own gascard since MY other gas-guy card’s pooped out on Me.  🙁  I hadn’t paid for gas in like 3 years.  I don’t know what in the hell I’m going to do with $800 in giftcards at Kohls.  Their stuff is sorta cheapie and boring. Will make perfect gifts teehee.

A new guy sent $100 paypal out of the blue last night and signed up for the $50 membership. I made him go back and cancel the payment and use another form of payment. Well, he used the fund-a-friend thingie for $200..but it never showed up so I thought he was lieing and sent him some nasty emails.   he then turned around and sent another $200 using My cart.  The fund-a-friend payment did show up this morning. I don’t know if he went back and fixed it or what.but I’m sure he’s happy he got to pay $400 instead of $200. What’s strange about this guy–he’s another one of those guys who won’t fucking say anything to Me. I know he gets My emails because he followed all MY directions, canceled the Paypal, sent alternative payment, then paid another $200–but the little bonehead TOTALLY never responded once! Here’s some of the mails I sent him:

After his first $100 I explained he couldn’t use paypal and added this:
Be sure to cancel the payment to girlydom@aol.com.  you can make a $200 donation.instead of $100 if it makes you feel better.

This is after I got notified of the $200 fund-a-friend thing.

yippy fucking doodah. I don’t know who the hell you are.and frankly I don’t care. I like the way you send cash and just sit there like a boob saying nothing. hahaha

I could do this all night long–couldn’t you? teehee

This is after I notice that his fund-a-friend payment said “pending” instead of sent.
hey actually. you didn’t really send it you bung..it’s not in here. you BLOW!..
Forward me the paypal receipt so I can see if you are lying!

Subj:
you are a bad man 
>:( Its definitely not in there.. FIX IT you tard!

This is when he suddenly sends a $200 donation through MY donation cart.
Smart move. I was going to hunt you down and chop off your friggin pecker for the fund-a-friend thing. I guess you’re not a “bad man.” you’re just a dork.  Are you drinking? Why did you worm out on the fund-a-friend?  you seem pretty stupid..let’s see how stupid you are.it’s funny how you don’t reply..haha..why don’t you pour a drink and play “type in eddie’s credit card again”? Why are you so shy? Are you afraid of Me???

Still no answer! Which makes ME curious and friendlier than usual.
Subj:Good news! $400 you got the SHAFT!! (ha you wish!)
I got both your $200 at My personal page and $200 fund-a-friend! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Double My pleasure !  Double My fun.  I now dub thee “the silent sucker”

That’s the way to do it! Let your credit card do the talking.  “men are to be used .not heard!”

Oh well..so many freakies so little time.

sissyboys you got to buy one of Ms Venus’ dickie dresses Haha I don’t know where She comes up with this shit!

Hey I want a new toilet too. I’m not sure which one. This or this? The ones built in MY home are basic. I’m sure one of you freakos will eroticize buying MY shitters. Email Me to purchase a PrincessPotty. I’m still not positive of which potty yet.I’ll make a decision after I look at some more and get a guy to measure. Guess what? I’m redoing the bathroom too. I decided I’m done doing the foofoo pink childish bathroom decor–I’m going to decorate it like an adult. I also want one of those footed tubs, but for now I’m concentrating on the toilet and decor and knocking down the divider wall by the toilet. Thowing out the last bath stuff I made you guys buy and getting all new.

A trip to the post office today proved to be most lucrative. easy scott sent $300.and owes ME another $100 by the way. westen union sissy freak snailmailed $400. scott’s is on the right, sissy on the left. I even included a little sign for scottie. oh what a friend we have in Princess I make scottie skip church on sundays and entertain MY whims instead.

Yippy $400 from pornpie freak again. haha. How does he do it? Here’s part 1 of his baywatch video. It’s really fucking tragic. you can pretty much guess what he does in part 2. he’s one weird muddahfuckah. A guy from ohio sent $200 for the video-a-thon.he seems scared and distant. Loosen up, I could have a lot of fun at your expense! 🙂 That other guy from german who sent $200 for the videos still hasn’t emailed Me. I guess he just wanted to pay for them, not watch them. WEIRD. The chairs are just soo frigging big. 2 people can sit in them. Even fatmac would be able to fit in one. Now I need to get a new entertainment center because Mine is far too big. 80 inches long. I don’t need all the shelf space so I am going to get a simpler one to make room for MY mammoth chairs and couch. Plus its too pretty for the rugged look I’m going for in there. Oh what busy little bees you will all be for Me.

beerboy joe you are so fucking lame. he called and I squeezed another $350 out of him and we applied for one more credit card for him and a Bestbuy card. $350 is a real dud for this dud. 🙁 It’s no fun when his credit cards are maxed. To make things worse, the lame adult bookstore I made him go to had no pervies sticking their weewee’s in the holes in the walls. boo hiss! Hopefully the ccard company will accept his application for the new
credit card. We tried to transfer one of his visa balances which is huge.
Cross your fingers!
dave from GA called. This guy used to call like over a year ago constantly and then suddenly went into hiding. he tributed $300. If he does what I tell him to this week, I might think about taking him back and giving him the name “the Grand Poobah of losers”. Will he earn this prodigious nickname–or will I have to give it to someone more deserving? Time will tell. Update: beerboyjoe was declined for a Bestbuy card. Oh how humiliating for him! I thought anyone could get a Bestbuy card!

Yesterday I went bonkersand threw away everything in MY den.  Well, not the all furniture and plants..but all the decorations, knickknacks and wall hangings, the coffee table and 2 chairs.   I love MY couch and it’s woodwork and the carpet in there and the new “sand-dune” paint.  I’m keeping that.  I decided I am totally going in a earth hues celtic theme.  I want some sort of rustic looking coffe-table with hinges and handles.  I got some awesome celtic cross sconces and wood boxes while I was out yesterday.  I’m working on a wishlist right now.  I already made toiletbrush get ME some things which I put on MY wishlist last night and twinkie got Me this scottish targe shield to hang. (how butch of Me.)  I tossed the stuff while I was ballistic so I wouldn’t be tempted to keep MY little knick-knacks and ruin MY theme.  I want the rugged celtic look..not fairies and shit.  I’ll be obsessing on a wishlist today.  Maybe I’ll be all butch and get battle axes and shit.  Grr.. Who knows.  I have planning to do.  tata

Here’s a drawing of ME by a cheap bastard named lugh. Here’s 3 versions of it. The first one he sent is as the one at the bottom, but of course..I had a problem with the shoes.  I don’t know why in the hell I am only wearing one boxing glove. I like the hearts though.
Me and russell had a blast this afternoon. Oh Mah gawd he is such a vile, shit swallowing baboon! I don’t know how I can watch this stuff and find it amusing..but I do in a sick and twisted way. he shoved peeled bananas up his ass. I mean crammed himself full of them and ewwww..[skip the next paragraph if you’re My Mom or Beth reading this..]

pooped his bananas and everything else up his ass into a giant plate and ate it. yeah yeah.People can get sick doing this..and I’m sure I should care..but..ummm.this is russell. I DON’T.  I  soo want to set him up with a date with deryck. I think they would make a beautiful couple OMG, and russell has his own private potty-chair that he bought for himself. How sick is that? I mean it’s one thing to buy one to use on some sicko man..but to actually pick one out for yourself. ha!  you brits!! What the fuck is in your fish and chips?? Anyway, russell is very jealous of beerboy joe, so I think he is working to impress Me. he has set up a meeting with some male prostitute who is suppose to allow him to lick his butt and hopefully doodoo on him.  I’m trying to talk him into doing hidden cam. Won’t that be fun? I’d stay home on party night to watch that! Anyway, the baboon paid his $300 for this abuse and I had a good laugh.Got another bouquet from toiletbrush. Oh mark the pornpie freak just sent his $300 and is dressed up as Baywatch lifeguard. I’m going to go watch this. Had to update with this little morsel. The baboon and pornpie freakfest double feature Added one more still shot to russell’s page. I had them doing nasty tricks for each other.  They had the hots on each other.  It was like watching the Discovery channel having both cams on at one time. russell sent another $100. It must take awhile because it isn’t showing up in the donations detail thingie.  Thought I’d make him the guinea pig and see if it works okay–so that brings the baboon to $400 today.

Yippee! beerboy joe called last night. I completely wiped one card down to the last dollar and actually went over his limit on the other. $2,400 and he was wiped out! Here he is explaining that he had paid $1000 on one card and the mininimum on the other and ME laughing at his plight.  The funny part is, he called earlier in the day to say that he was drinking and that he “wasn’t doing this stuff” anymore. he had learned to control himself. I laughed in his face and told him to keep drinking and to call back after the bars closed. Obviously beerboy and I need to apply for a new card for him somewhere–this max’ed card thing, might put a crimp on MY fun!

Been working on updating all My wishlist pages. This is probably the hardest part of MY “work.” Looking for new stuff for you guys to buy, surfing tons of sites for certain items, keeping track of purchased items and fixing dead links is no simple chore.
terrance paid $100.
Put in your paid advertisement today! mark the pornpie freak sent another $600 the last couple of days. his calls are getting more frequent now adays. he’s a sure $300 every time he calls–but I don’t think I can fucking stand this boring little skipping fairyfreak 2 or 3 times a week! It’s driving ME nuts! Sometimes I even ask MYself why he continues to pay ME. I fucking pay no attention to him. I hardly follow his phone conversations..either I’m typing away or the tv is blaring. I even put him on hold and do calls with other guys. I’ve been talking to this guy for soooo many years. I’ve seen him perform every vile act there is to perform, dress up in so many sissy outfits, fuck himself with every fruit and vegetable known to man–nowadays I just zone out on him. Friday he was a chocolate sundae. he dressed up with his little cherry on his head and dumped ice-cream toppings on himself. The night before he just ran around in pink foofoo stuff and did some very gross stuff. Pics in members diary.
Here’s a funny email I got this week from carl the drunken loser.
hello Mistress SIERRA, I mean Princess..you probably don’t even remember me
but, i called you friday night, sat. morning..you got me sooo drunk and ran up the bill. I remember the end of the phone call, i could not even get it up
and jerk off as i really wanted to in the beginning. What resulted was i got
so drunk on tequila, and then vodka!!! my wife found me saturday morningnaked, drunk and passed out in my own vomit on the floor near the computer
used to send you the donations..Please if you didn’t bill me yet can you
reduce it to $200.00 instead of $300.00 being it ruined my marriage and cost
soo much and i didn’t even cum????please be understanding i know you are
kind under it all my Princess, please? Also that day i was soo sick i missed work costing me even more money and it took 3 days to feel better..After
my divorse is final i will call you again and i will as you said get a small
place so i have more spending money…please be understanding Sierra my one
true princess??????
I’m sure you can guess MY answer.

Iwill NOT drop the price..you actually owe ME $100 donation for complaining.
hahahaha!Fax Me a copy of the divorce papers, FREAK

he thanked ME and is sending cash shortly. heehee

I’ve gotten $300 from a guy in athens Greece.  I emailed him after the first anonymous donation to urge him on and he didn’t even reply! Then he sent another $200 and I emailed him again about receiving a bonus . I emailed him after the first anonymous donation to urge him on and he didn’t even reply! Then he sent another $200 and I emailed him again about receiving a bonus videoclip..and still no answer!  Yo dingbat!  you scared shitless or something?  If you want the clip you will have to get the balls to actually email back.
ALLON from IL you LAME PIECE OF SHIT!  you still haven’t gotten your membership passwords  because the email you signed up with isn’t valid and you just automatically got rebilled.  Email ME if you want your friggin passwords!  $50 from chris from michigan.I expect you to get back and do the rest of your contribution!  fatmac sent $100 towards the Roomba for My mom and spent $50 on basic unsexy shopping that I always stick fatty with. $150 from a new guy on yahoo, $200 from cheesedick another blast from the past, easypromised to send another $300 monday by mail. toiletbrush got a dress from MY wishlist and sent ME another box of goodies to ruin MY diets!