After the bars closed beerboy joe called again last night!  That dumb fuck offered up a Kohl’s card to be sacrificed since his other cards are used up.  I’m usually not much into Kohls, but hell.if he has it..I might as well max it.  I should be getting $800 worth of giftcards in the mail this week. I also spent $515 buying this bathroom stuff, this jean jacket, this little clock, and some of this stuff.  he’s also sending ME My own gascard since MY other gas-guy card’s pooped out on Me.  🙁  I hadn’t paid for gas in like 3 years.  I don’t know what in the hell I’m going to do with $800 in giftcards at Kohls.  Their stuff is sorta cheapie and boring. Will make perfect gifts teehee.

A new guy sent $100 paypal out of the blue last night and signed up for the $50 membership. I made him go back and cancel the payment and use another form of payment. Well, he used the fund-a-friend thingie for $200..but it never showed up so I thought he was lieing and sent him some nasty emails.   he then turned around and sent another $200 using My cart.  The fund-a-friend payment did show up this morning. I don’t know if he went back and fixed it or what.but I’m sure he’s happy he got to pay $400 instead of $200. What’s strange about this guy–he’s another one of those guys who won’t fucking say anything to Me. I know he gets My emails because he followed all MY directions, canceled the Paypal, sent alternative payment, then paid another $200–but the little bonehead TOTALLY never responded once! Here’s some of the mails I sent him:

After his first $100 I explained he couldn’t use paypal and added this:
Be sure to cancel the payment to girlydom@aol.com.  you can make a $200 donation.instead of $100 if it makes you feel better.

This is after I got notified of the $200 fund-a-friend thing.

yippy fucking doodah. I don’t know who the hell you are.and frankly I don’t care. I like the way you send cash and just sit there like a boob saying nothing. hahaha

I could do this all night long–couldn’t you? teehee

This is after I notice that his fund-a-friend payment said “pending” instead of sent.
hey actually. you didn’t really send it you bung..it’s not in here. you BLOW!..
Forward me the paypal receipt so I can see if you are lying!

Subj:
you are a bad man 
>:( Its definitely not in there.. FIX IT you tard!

This is when he suddenly sends a $200 donation through MY donation cart.
Smart move. I was going to hunt you down and chop off your friggin pecker for the fund-a-friend thing. I guess you’re not a “bad man.” you’re just a dork.  Are you drinking? Why did you worm out on the fund-a-friend?  you seem pretty stupid..let’s see how stupid you are.it’s funny how you don’t reply..haha..why don’t you pour a drink and play “type in eddie’s credit card again”? Why are you so shy? Are you afraid of Me???

Still no answer! Which makes ME curious and friendlier than usual.
Subj:Good news! $400 you got the SHAFT!! (ha you wish!)
I got both your $200 at My personal page and $200 fund-a-friend! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Double My pleasure !  Double My fun.  I now dub thee “the silent sucker”

That’s the way to do it! Let your credit card do the talking.  “men are to be used .not heard!”

Oh well..so many freakies so little time.

sissyboys you got to buy one of Ms Venus’ dickie dresses Haha I don’t know where She comes up with this shit!