Here’s a drawing of ME by a cheap bastard named lugh. Here’s 3 versions of it. The first one he sent is as the one at the bottom, but of course..I had a problem with the shoes.  I don’t know why in the hell I am only wearing one boxing glove. I like the hearts though.
Me and russell had a blast this afternoon. Oh Mah gawd he is such a vile, shit swallowing baboon! I don’t know how I can watch this stuff and find it amusing..but I do in a sick and twisted way. he shoved peeled bananas up his ass. I mean crammed himself full of them and ewwww..[skip the next paragraph if you’re My Mom or Beth reading this..]

pooped his bananas and everything else up his ass into a giant plate and ate it. yeah yeah.People can get sick doing this..and I’m sure I should care..but..ummm.this is russell. I DON’T.  I  soo want to set him up with a date with deryck. I think they would make a beautiful couple OMG, and russell has his own private potty-chair that he bought for himself. How sick is that? I mean it’s one thing to buy one to use on some sicko man..but to actually pick one out for yourself. ha!  you brits!! What the fuck is in your fish and chips?? Anyway, russell is very jealous of beerboy joe, so I think he is working to impress Me. he has set up a meeting with some male prostitute who is suppose to allow him to lick his butt and hopefully doodoo on him.  I’m trying to talk him into doing hidden cam. Won’t that be fun? I’d stay home on party night to watch that! Anyway, the baboon paid his $300 for this abuse and I had a good laugh.Got another bouquet from toiletbrush. Oh mark the pornpie freak just sent his $300 and is dressed up as Baywatch lifeguard. I’m going to go watch this. Had to update with this little morsel. The baboon and pornpie freakfest double feature Added one more still shot to russell’s page. I had them doing nasty tricks for each other.  They had the hots on each other.  It was like watching the Discovery channel having both cams on at one time. russell sent another $100. It must take awhile because it isn’t showing up in the donations detail thingie.  Thought I’d make him the guinea pig and see if it works okay–so that brings the baboon to $400 today.

Yippee! beerboy joe called last night. I completely wiped one card down to the last dollar and actually went over his limit on the other. $2,400 and he was wiped out! Here he is explaining that he had paid $1000 on one card and the mininimum on the other and ME laughing at his plight.  The funny part is, he called earlier in the day to say that he was drinking and that he “wasn’t doing this stuff” anymore. he had learned to control himself. I laughed in his face and told him to keep drinking and to call back after the bars closed. Obviously beerboy and I need to apply for a new card for him somewhere–this max’ed card thing, might put a crimp on MY fun!