Yippy skippy for members! I have a new video I’ll be posting today. This webcam program is sooo fun!
The picture is SUPER clear in Members.
This freebie peek has no sound and is way fuzzier because I saved it differently. I also shrunk it way tiny so cheapos couldn’t get too big a thrill. The Member’s version is longer and fullsized with voice and harp music. lol.
This gives you an idea the fun stuff I can do now.
Sneaky Peeky
Seems to look really grainy on aol. Best to use through REAL media player.

UPDATE:
Here’s that member video I mentioned. It’s friggin awesome!
MEMBERS ONLY
Be sure to check out the new look of My Video Brain Drain page.

deryck the wackjob provided an update for the members’ area Completely Untrue Story. Oh My gawd! It’s gross! heehee

Added 4 work-out photos from today–they are in the same place as the new red shots. Some little spanker named paul contacted Me trying to get a password because he was double charged for his membership this month which he had canceled. (dumb ass) Well, I fixed his problem and also suckered him outta another $100. HAHA. Now that’s good customer service!

twinkie bought Me this awesome $200 software for video clips. Supposedly I can make boxes pop up over my shoulder like a news broadcaster with pictures or video in that box. Might have just been a big waste of his money.but oh well. It got really good reviews and looks like it will make for some groovy video editing.

Mom’s Bday is coming up reeeally soon.I’m going to go hunt around online for a gift.

Check out drunk carl.

Oh some of you dumdums haven’t figured out how to navigate this thing..use the navigation buttons at the bottom or the calendar.

My new leggy picture (it’s cropped in the free area, as not to titillate the cheapfucks too much) resurrected some dead weight. harborslave sent $100 keen and then went to MY fund-a-friend thingie and donated another $200. he’s a pain in the ass because he’s so fucking paranoid about only using 100% anonymous payment. he doesn’t even want ME to know his first name! How rude! Well, he paid for it big time on the phone. I made him guzzle pee and smear himself in.well..(you can imagine)..while I watched tv and paid very little attention to him..I’d make him hold his urine in his mouth and call back in 15minutes.he’d call back with his mouth all full.hrmph hrmph hrmphing on the phone..I’d make him call back 10 minutes later.I don’t know how long that stuff marinated in his mouth. HA! Serves him right. The grand finale is far to foul to mention. Ahhh the Power of MY thighs. Speaking of thighs.mine are sore from yesterday’s workout. I’ll be hitting the BowFlex right after I finish this entry and fucking over tormented in spain..which should actually be tormented in italy..whoops.. who just sent $200.UPDATE oops make that $300. 🙂
Oh and looky! One of MY houseboy’s brought MY POBOX stuff over on his lunch break and look what I got! $900 from this guy who paid Me like $50 on yahoo last week or so. he had promised to send ME this “bonus” when he got it. I hardly gave it any thought and assumed he was a liar. Lo and behold.it showed up! I suppose he earned a nickname for this. I’ll have to give it a little thought. I linked MY poem to My domain page for those of you who never saw it–inspired by deryck’s miserable existence.courtesy of ME.
The unexpected cash put Me in a cheery mood! What a nice way to start out a day. Later

Holy shit.do I look like a sweetheart in this or what?! How the hell do I manage to look so angelic? Added a few webcam shots from last night’s webcam session members only. Also posted a less compressed version of the chair photo.
Oh I think I’m not going to use Yahoo Webcam anymore.yahoo is totally compressing the video now. It’s not all clear and nice like it used to be. I’ve got to find something else until they fix it.
Oh Criminy! I just watched Big Fat Greek Wedding. BURP BELCH PUKE! I did find the little old greek ladies humorous because it reminded Me of some of the old portuguese ladies in MY family from the old country..but otherwise, it was just the lamest movie. I don’t know what all the little straight girls were all gaga about. Talk about saccharine headache. Another pornpie freak night and $300. I’m surprised the girls at Fredericks don’t know him by name now.
lawnmower man winterized MY pool today.sigh.
Oh forgot to mention that I am putting drunk carl on a fat-ass diet. Going to see how much fatter I can get him in an alotted amount of time. Should be fun!
Note: Oh, sarcasm is ONLY attractive in Women. men subhuman pigshit who use it will find themselves on ignore. Understood, toiletbrush?

I was in such a happy Princess mood I decided to take a picture for you freaks. Fullsized will be available in members shortly. Princess lounging around on a lazy sunday.
To the pantystain guy who left an anonymous donation on fund-a-friend for $107 (lol) why don’t you go it again?
UPDATE
The new pic is Here. I was going to take a few of them..but the light in the den is fucking impossible. So you get one. Boohoo.for you.
This week I’m going to try to fucking work out 2 times a day. I have been so fucking slacking. No more! My butt is going to be hitting MY BowFlex hard this week. I need to muscle up. I want to bulge!
fratboy has joined the piggie journals. I want to put him in chastity for like 6mos..but this fucker is dirt poor and can’t afford a belt right now. I know lots of you turdbirds have purchased chastity devices and never use them. If you want to watch him suffer for 6 long mos.donate your chastity device to the sissyfratboy! Haha How about a Chastity Device Charity Drive? Charity for chastity.

Yeah!!! Just got $1,400 from “auntie”!! WoooooooooHooooooo! At first it was like pulling teeth, but once I fucking extracted the first $500 from him..it was smooth sailing. Of course, he begged for total ruin..and *poof* disappeared off his webcam..Typical little freak. I think he has some left on his debit card. I might turn on MY webcam tomorrow and coerce the rest out of him.
fatmac is doing some shopping as I write this and has also sent MY sister Veronica $100. She even calls fatty Her “shopping bitch” now! Got your $300 in the mail today easy.

Otherwise it’s been a rather slow day.

Watched Changing Lanes and David Gale tonite w/ MY Girlfriend. David Gale was pretty good. Changing Lanes..eww.I just fucking HATE Ben Affleck. Hung here, ate monster chef salads, foofoo drinks and watched movies.was sorta thinking about running to the pub to play darts.but we were all stuffed with dindin and I decided I would dickover deryck instead. I had a feeling he would cave tonite. All in all a nice, pleasant stay at home saturday night.
I should go to bed at a decent hour tonite. Going to go shopping for awhile in the afternoon.