Update: 5/5 6.p.m. Yeehaw! I made pornpie freak pay DOUBLE today because he pissed ME off last freakshow. I just took $600 from him! Tonight he’s going to be a rodeo queen.

Check out the baboon’s newest video. HAHA. Gawd this stuff cracks ME up!

OOOh today I got My Harley Flame jacket from toiletbrush. I think he spent around $350 on it. you can see it here. I’ll take pics in it sometime soon. Also got a pretty bouquet of flowers from toiletbrush but I’ll wait til all the lilies and orchids open before I take a picture for MY flower page. bradthefag I got another errand for you. Contact Me for directions. easy your $300 cash showed up today as well as a a Meijer’s gift certificate for $50 from frank. What a totally lame gift certificate. While I was out running errands I used beerboy’s gascard and filled My tank. I’m sure he’ll be stroking his pecker overtime when he gets his statements. fatmac has promised to send MY sister Veronica another $200, not to mention the $100 he sent a few days ago I don’t think I mentioned. he was going to send it to her ecount but it looks like ecount might not be processing creditcard orders anymore. If ecount doesn’t get back working, I guess we’ll have to use some other method. Also got $300 from friends to lesbians today.

Oh cool just got $500 from a guy I use to deal with a year or so ago. I’m not using his old name any more. I’m renaming him something MORE indictative of his true nature. “the turd”
It’s been busy as hell lately. Phone has been ringing off the hook.

toiletbrush made $1,000 in penalty donations last night and that addicted little british freak nearly nardless just sent $200 outta the blue. nardless is really going downhill quickly. I’m aiming to make him another british madman. I don’t just want him broke..I want him broke and crazy!

I’ve been looking at bikes lately. Now that I have the Harley truck I just wanna bike to go with it! I really like the Harley DynaGlide WideGlide. All these motorcycle shows has everyone bike-crazed right now. When I do get one, it will be brand new, purchased with cash and hopefully completely paid for by one of you chumps! HA! I’m calling beerboy joe trying to scare him into going to the bank for a loan. Big items are always so much more fun when ONE guy hopelessly pays for it rather than purchasing it with cash gifted to ME by multiple guys. It’s more of a notch when one guy buys it. It’s like holding up his beaten-down, bleeding carcass for all to see–HERE IS MY MUDDAH FUGGIN PRIZE, BITCHES! Either way, I will get what I want–but gifts mean soo much more when one person SUFFERS to extremes more than a bunch of guys being slightly uncomfortable. Get MY drift? Anyway I still have some looking to do–I wanna check out a few custom chopper places too. Mom doesn’t like the idea of a bike at all. She used to ride when She was in Her early 20’s and got in a accident and burnt Her thigh pretty bad on the muffler or something. My mom was a total bad ass. Do you know that she used to be a friggin line-man before She finished Her education? ya know those people who climb up telephone poles with those pointy boots. Mom is so freaking cool. Anyway, Mamacita is majorly anti motorcycle and wouldn’t even let us any of us near them as teenagers. She’s even scared of 3wheelers and 4wheelers and probably riding lawnmowers. ha She’s always preaching the evil of motorcycles and spitting out fatality statistics. Mom’s wisdom always means a lot to ME but I think Im going to ignore it on this one.

bradthefag: Send another big block of that expensive parmesan cheese again.

I’m still working out very regularly. Think I’m gonna go hit the gym in a few minutes. Update: I did My 60Min Firm workout and abs this afternoon and then 40minutes on My stationary bike while I watched some forensic show around midnight.

beerboy supposedly turned in his application for a bank loan for 10K today. When I first met him he had 800 points on his credit score..now he’s at 520 or some shit. When he went in the bank he asked to apply for 27K or something around there but the banker told him with his credit score maybe he should aim lower. HAHA PATHETIC. If that little bastard gets his application rejected I’m going to RAIL his ASS! NEWS FLASH BEERBOY: you don’t get this loan, you DONT HAVE A CHANCE. If it DOESNT go through, you will walk your miserable ass to the INSTA CREDIT HOUSE OF HORRORS and get yourself some incredibly STUPID high-interest loan.

NO 10K for PRINCESS = LIFE DERAILMENT for your fat ass
For your mama’s sake. GET the loan, bitch!

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Check out the friggin order some perv bought on MY humiliation toystore today. What a fucking LOOOOSER!
QUAN PART NUMBER DESCRIPTION PRICE
1 DJ0274-00 Squirting Realistic Cock $54
1 DJ1051-02 Ultra Harness 2000 for females $89
1 DJ2001-01 3 piece cock and ball divider $14
1 DJ5544-01 Briana Banks Vibrating Pussy and Anus $145
1 DJ6009-02 7 inch Jelly Dong with ballsy base -Purple $17
1 HP1164 Pure Instinct $8
1 LU118 9.5oz ID Glide Lube $12
1 PD2220-23 Mega Stretch Silicone Cock Rings -Black $5
1 T4015 Strawberry Flavored Condom 3 pack $3
1 TO3012-4 cyberskin care kit $13
1 TOH5007-7 Hustler CyberSkin Spanky Butt $190
1 WF1104-6 CyberSkin Vibrating Cockring $19
Subtotal: $569
Shipping: $0.00
Credits: – $0.00
ORDER TOTAL: $569.00

Took some some more pics of ME in a uniform purchased by furfreak. Members will see the fullsized ones as soon as I post them. I look really mean in the other ones!

UPDATE: Members photos are up. Check them out here. Look hard cuz I almost had a frickin heatstroke taking those pics! I don’t know how ladies can wear that crap all day long–its SOOOOOOO HOT and STICKY! But I gotta admit, DAaaaMNED I LOOK GOOD! Anyway as I expected furfreak spazzed out when he saw ME wearing it and sent Me a BIG donation–$500! Whoopie! Who’s next? Last night sissy christina made sissy casserole, I wonder if he lived through the night? Fuck, I forgot that dishsoap was suppose to be in that recipe. sissy christina, you’re going to have to make that dish ALL OVER AGAIN! It keeps raining and raining today and I wanted to go mess around outside. 🙁 I am going to go prank call beerboy joe.

I’ve read the little slogan “Feed MY Greed” like on a zillion websites and keen profiles recently. Ummm.it was like clever the first time it was used on a BDSM site..(By ME, of course) now it’s mundane. Another PRINCESS SIERRA classic played so many times it’s just plain cliche. Sigh..OH well! I can always think of new fresh ones and ya’ll cant. I’m used to EVERYONE wanting to wear MY OLD, well worn undies–guess some of your girls wanna too..but who can blame you? giggle

Oh btw just got $400 from the baboon and $200 from THE TERMINALLY ADDICTED nearly nardless himself. HAHA! I’ve made russell the baboon favorite pig of the day for spending his cash and performing like a good freak. Oh just in another $300 from sideshow stevie. Weeeee! Today is going to be a great cash day! pornpie freak just called to make his appointment for tonite which will be at least another $300 in MY little greedy pocket! I’m in da munny!

NOTE TO beerboy: THE TAPE OF you talking dirty to that guy JUST WENT OUT IN TODAY’s mail! HARHARHAR WEEP, BITCH, WEEP!

side show steve reigning champion!
Check out his victory dance! you can still take The RimJob from Hell poll–but it looks like sideshow is winning by a LANDSLIDE!

Got a total of $400 from nearly nardless, $200 from a new guy we will call BGF-UK. BIG GAY FAG–UK. Got MY Harley Hitch Cover in the mail yesterday and a few other things from gaybrad, some foodstuff from smalldick SD, $200 from amsterdam ham, and another $50 from sissy christina.

The Portygee in Me totally shows in this pic. (Portygee is a nickname for portuguese.)
I just can’t help posting another pic when I look this stunning. Really.it’s a curse. HA!

Anyway, munnyhunny popped his little bootie out of hiding and sent $600 today! Woohoo. Hopefully when he gets back from his biz dinner, he’ll come home tipsy and I can sucker him out of more. Got another $300 from pornpie. Check out his joyride. terrance spent $279 on a jacket off MY wishlist. you can see it here. Got another $75 from sissy christina who got penalized for not being able to have his sissy date this weekend because his annoying girlfriend didn’t leave as expected. Grrr. That Woman SooOOoo needs to get out of the picture!
twinkie did some minor shoppping $50 on a some summer bulbs.

Today I did 45min treadmill and 45min weight work on MY BowFlex. Monday I have to do some running around..get new liscence plates, do some shopping, run errands etc. But tuesday through friday I am going to concentrate on getting 2 full workouts done a day.
Last night went out with some friends–had a blast and some awesome margaritas.

fagarina sure does! his new video clip. It’s a hoot! Today I did 30 on the treadmill and this 60min Firm workout. Think I’ll do some abs later tonite if I get time. Sent brad the fag to go take pics of Harley trailer hitches. haha How butch for him.

Take the rimjob from hell poll!

UPDATE: I’m so proud. I actually cooked something that didnt suck tonite. Ginger chicken, snowpeas and asian salad with ginger dressing. For those of you with slave diaries, you might get some crazed tv pestering your journals, posting strange stuff–just disallow them and block him. It will go away.hims doesn’t have a pussy and he’s a little pissed.
boohoo

Let’s see.prezziewise.$300 coming from easy, $100 from the baboon, $200 from nearly nardless, $100 from this annoying guy in alabama, $150 from sissy christina and $200 from smalldick SD. Got a cool box of clothes today from pornpie freak.

Oh nardless..Princess is plotting against you. I’m coming for ya, bitch!

baboon’s mr potato head got there. he’s going to dress up his turd with the accessories and put on a little show. I’m off to beddie-bye. Nitey nite, nerds!

Oh one last thing. I’ve had a few guys under the impression that CCBill doesn’t accept Visa cards because other websites using it couldn’t accept Visa. Yes CCBill billing accepts Visa–merchants just have to pay a large fee to run visa. My site accepts Visa for subscriptions. I’d prefer that everyone switched over to MY new billing. If you haven’t yet, do so now.