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$200 from sissy suzy

$900 from MY black pooch! I told him to wire ME the $900 that he had in his savings accounts and he did it. Yay! I got some HYSTERICAL pictures of him all gussy’d up in his ex girlfriends nighty and stockings with some bright red lipstick on posing with his dildos. I’ll get those up and humiliate the living shit out of him shortly. So far he’s been a good little mutt.

$100 from toiletbrush in shopping. he still owes ME $250 cash and $200 more shopping but I have to find stuff for him to spend his money on first. $50 from some hanky spanky wanker.

Some guy emailed ME because he ran across one of My photos on some friggin nekkid hootchie page on ebanned. She had the picture of MY $20,000 on Her site and a little blurb about how she got it from “one” guy. Fuck you, you sticky-fingered skanks! I’m THE ONLY one who gets MONDO sized donations, the only one who can actually PROVE IT, and the only one who EVER will! EVERYONE into this fetish has SEEN THAT goddamned photo. STOP STEALING MY FUCKING photos you trailer trash freakettes!

On to more important topics. My hair. I just updated My Perpetual Wishlist with new stuff and posted a little fulfilled list of some of the products I got recently. It was high time I updated this old list. I added new and improved hair products, took out the old ones and the dead links..still have more to do to it today.

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but you can call ME GOD.

Here’s one more of MY hair, twinkie. Aren’t you glad you got to pay for MY hair vacation?
It’s wet at the bottom of this one too. It takes so damned long to dry.

NEW Photos for Members!
My stockings are falling down a bit in some of them because I got annoyed and took off the garterbelt and was wearing them as thigh-hi’s although they really weren’t. Oh well, better luck next time.

Did you see My new black pooch? http://livejournal.com/users/blackpooch
he’s a hoot. So far, he’s been very obedient. he sent $200 and suffered some indignities on the phone. I’m thinking about pimping his ass on keen too.

Hey. One of you jerk-offs get this for Me. Use your paypal account and buy Me the “Miss Jessie’s Curly Pudding”.
http://www.marltonba.com/testsite/products.htm
Ship it here.
Sierra Horizons
6478 Winchester Blvd #901
Canal Winchester OH 43110

I also want some gift certificates from this place. They have tons of products to chose from.
http://www.curlmart.com/store/giftcert.php

Stupid drunken stocking top guy sent $100 but I refused to talk to his lame ass. Don’t you ever email ME again without sending at LEAST $500 you piece of shit!

I guess I never gave the guy with the initials mj a nickname although he has paid ME before. When I wrote him about it, he gave ME this response.
“Princess, i have sent several donations over the past few years. Sometimes when i look at your pictures on the website I just have to send money. i check Your website everyday to check for updates and to read the daily journal. You are by far the most beautiful woman i have ever seen and you make my life better. Thank you Princess.”

So he’s one of those guys who pay every blue moon but is too chickenshit to get closer. How sad for him. Oh well, his $500 was fun! you’re welcome to send $500 more, chickenshit. I DID enjoy it immensely! 🙂 Too bad you won’t get close enough for ME to enjoy maiming you for life as well.

More later

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Her Royal Highness Returns


My hair is still a bit wet in this one.

I’m back. Got home to a nice $500 donation from a guy who’s paid Me before with the initials MJ. I think I had a nickname for him. I emailed him and asked him what it was, because I forgot it. Yippy! I love finding a big $500 donation sitting in My email without Me putting one teeny bit of effort out to get it. The ukranian also left $200 donation after seeing My photo of MY lovely locks and wrote begging for more. Oh sissy tommikins didn’t do so hot on his bookstore excusion this time. he fucking keeps talking to Me on his cellphone and moaning too loudly when he sees a cock through the glory holes and scares all the perverts away! he had to pay a $100 penalty on top of the $200 he forked over. Shame on you.
Sharon’s in the doghouse!! She had sex with her husband because it was their anniversary or some shit. Her riding the diseased dogpole just cost her husband $500! I just made her pay Me the entire mess a few minutes ago. She’s standing in the corner on Her webcam right now. fagarina just sent his $200. fagarina is so fucking easy, it’s not even funny. I can call that little bastard any time of the day and get him on his knees and squishy brained any time I want. $75 from the sheepshagger came in that I forgot to mention. It’s so easy to overlook such measly little tributes.

brad the fag. I received your $100 in the mail..but your little “joke” got you another $50. Do not try to be clever. It doesn’t work for you and it only gets your big sloppy butt in trouble! I’ve received all kinds of wonderful new hair products too from brad the fag and amazon addict. I’m sending Veronica an entire box of My old products and just tossing a lot of the other products I don’t use.
toiletbrush I am waiting for that $250 money request I sent you to be picked up. HOP to it! Then we will get to the “other part” of your grisly assignment. hahaha

Had a great time. Not only does My hair look FAB, I had some great food, heard some great jazz and had a real fun weekend. I’m pretty tired right now though. Need a nap.

Oh check it out. Some web thief stole fagarina’s picture for their site. hahah These people are such ripoff artists! They’ll steal anything!http://www.sissydickdew.com/order.html

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Catching a plane to get My hair done

Update:
Hi freakpies. Well, I love My hair. I did have it cut some to frame My face, but guess what? I still like wearing it up better. Well I don’t have to wear quite as much pulled up on top because the sides come down a bit differently now. So I still will be wearing it down just for special occasions and photos. Got it cut at different lengths in a few places so it’s really full and fluffy. Unfortunately I lost more length but it looks so curly and full and healthy! Every curl is cut individually. I also got it darkened. It’s BIIIIG.not as big as this picture makes it looks.I had My hair dangling above the camera to show MY curlies. The curls are totally springy and bouncy and I learned some new tricks on how to style and define My curls.

I have to go to bed early tonite, we have plans all day tomorrow! toodly loo!

Catching a flight tomorrow for My little hair and beauty vacation funded by twinkie. Bringing My laptop but I probably won’t be on much, if any at all friday and saturday. I probably be forwarding MY calls to MY cell phone, but don’t expect to get a hold of Me. fagarina.take your “trophy” pics.

buh-bye My little junkies!

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Doomed to be Princess’ paypig forever

Just got $200 from sissy tommikins. he is on his way to the dirty book store to buy a vibrating buttplug an to suck some cock. Cross your fingers that he catches a big one!

doomed brit a.k.a. nearly nardless was a good boy and sent another $200 last night. amazon shopping addict whipped through another $250 on My Fulfilled Amazon wishlist! I think he totalled up that this is around $2,000 in 2 mos that he spent on My amazon wishlist. 🙂 I’m making him a diary so he can keep his journal to keep him “focused” on the most important aspect of his life. ME! he’s also very unfriendly and doesn’t say much. It’s kinda funny. I want him to learn to share all his little secrets and show Me his soft squishy places so I can better disect him like MY other freakyfrogs. brad the fag My carepackage still ain’t here! you better have sent ME that crispy $100 bill I told you to or you will be charged $20 interest every day it doesn’t get here. Remember brad-ipoo. If you don’t keep Me happy, I won’t talk to you and I’m THE ONLY person is the world who DOES talk to you. Being that you gave away your kitties, you will be one VERY lonely LOSER! HAHAHA
Some icky guy calling himself the maggot sent Me 2 donations for $100. Ok.this goes for maggot and new first time callers. DO NOT FUCKING TALK with a strange, musical “phonesex” voice. you know that gross voice you use to “flirt” with chicks at the bar or talk to girls on keen. UGH! It fucking makes the hairs stand up on My neck. I hang up on guys with “sleazy voices” all the time. I hung up on maggot even after he paid $200. his voice just grossed ME out. he called back and said please help me not have a “yucky” voice. So I made him talk super high. In falsetto, his voice didn’t churn My tummy as much.
HAHAHa fagarina got busted! Someone found a tutu and panties he had hidden in a freezer bag. hahahaha

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$2,000 from deryck last night!

Last night deryck was soo dreamy. Well at least for a bit. he forked over $2,000 without Me having to even try one bit. “Oh Princess, i just want to keep you satisfied..and i’m not going to stop until I know you’re satisfied.” hahaha Well, HELL bitch.I wasn’t even warmed up yet! he was being all sugary sweet, and typing all Barry White and sending his money away just like a breeze, then suddenly logged off after $2,000 without even saying good-bye. Why I neva’! Honked your weenie one too many times, didja? you’re going to have to to work much harder at keeping Me Sati$fied! you’re going to have have to last all NIGHT long to ROCK MY world, bi-ATCh! hahaha! Silly, deryck. Come on over, and give Me a little more of dat, because I’m STILL NOT SATIATED!

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paypiggy it’s time for Me to get your bacon!

Today has been quite fun. I got $500 from doomed brit. At first he said he could only afford $300.but I can be very persuasive. hahaaha That silly little fat booby bikini boy paid his $300 too. Who is this shy guy who sent ME $100?? you’re initials are RW but you haven’t contacted Me..are you afraid of widdle innocent Princess? Well, that’s ok..you can keep sending your money scaredy-cat. twinkie sent $1,000 for MY-going-to-get-My-hair-done-vacation. haha! At first he thought that $500 would be enough to cover all MY expenses. How wrong he was. I switched on My cam and start twirling MY curlies around MY finger and asked him..”twinkie, do you think $500 will cover MY hair vacation, hmmm?” “Reeeeally? What do you think?” With Me blowing My little curlies out of My eyes and swishing MY hair around. What do you think twinkie said?? “i think i just sent another $500.” Yes twinkie, you THINK you think..but really, I do the THINKING for you now, you are just too stupid to know it. heehee

Oh that’s your sweater dress in the photo, toiletbrush.

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