Holy shit.do I look like a sweetheart in this or what?! How the hell do I manage to look so angelic? Added a few webcam shots from last night’s webcam session members only. Also posted a less compressed version of the chair photo.
Oh I think I’m not going to use Yahoo Webcam anymore.yahoo is totally compressing the video now. It’s not all clear and nice like it used to be. I’ve got to find something else until they fix it.
Oh Criminy! I just watched Big Fat Greek Wedding. BURP BELCH PUKE! I did find the little old greek ladies humorous because it reminded Me of some of the old portuguese ladies in MY family from the old country..but otherwise, it was just the lamest movie. I don’t know what all the little straight girls were all gaga about. Talk about saccharine headache. Another pornpie freak night and $300. I’m surprised the girls at Fredericks don’t know him by name now.
lawnmower man winterized MY pool today.sigh.
Oh forgot to mention that I am putting drunk carl on a fat-ass diet. Going to see how much fatter I can get him in an alotted amount of time. Should be fun!
Note: Oh, sarcasm is ONLY attractive in Women. men subhuman pigshit who use it will find themselves on ignore. Understood, toiletbrush?

I was in such a happy Princess mood I decided to take a picture for you freaks. Fullsized will be available in members shortly. Princess lounging around on a lazy sunday.
To the pantystain guy who left an anonymous donation on fund-a-friend for $107 (lol) why don’t you go it again?
UPDATE
The new pic is Here. I was going to take a few of them..but the light in the den is fucking impossible. So you get one. Boohoo.for you.
This week I’m going to try to fucking work out 2 times a day. I have been so fucking slacking. No more! My butt is going to be hitting MY BowFlex hard this week. I need to muscle up. I want to bulge!
fratboy has joined the piggie journals. I want to put him in chastity for like 6mos..but this fucker is dirt poor and can’t afford a belt right now. I know lots of you turdbirds have purchased chastity devices and never use them. If you want to watch him suffer for 6 long mos.donate your chastity device to the sissyfratboy! Haha How about a Chastity Device Charity Drive? Charity for chastity.

Yeah!!! Just got $1,400 from “auntie”!! WoooooooooHooooooo! At first it was like pulling teeth, but once I fucking extracted the first $500 from him..it was smooth sailing. Of course, he begged for total ruin..and *poof* disappeared off his webcam..Typical little freak. I think he has some left on his debit card. I might turn on MY webcam tomorrow and coerce the rest out of him.
fatmac is doing some shopping as I write this and has also sent MY sister Veronica $100. She even calls fatty Her “shopping bitch” now! Got your $300 in the mail today easy.

Otherwise it’s been a rather slow day.

Watched Changing Lanes and David Gale tonite w/ MY Girlfriend. David Gale was pretty good. Changing Lanes..eww.I just fucking HATE Ben Affleck. Hung here, ate monster chef salads, foofoo drinks and watched movies.was sorta thinking about running to the pub to play darts.but we were all stuffed with dindin and I decided I would dickover deryck instead. I had a feeling he would cave tonite. All in all a nice, pleasant stay at home saturday night.
I should go to bed at a decent hour tonite. Going to go shopping for awhile in the afternoon.

One of MY slaves has requested to be renamed Sierra’s minion. he and I had a blast on the phone. he lost $550 and tweaked out on his webcam. Made him shave his mondo hairy balls and pubic area and do a few funny tricks on webcam. he also has decided to keep a journal. drunk carl called in his usual drunken state and kissed $300 buh-bye! The phone rang nonstep ALL fucking night long. I’m so pooped! Check out pornpie freak’s outfit tonite. It’s a doozie.

Update: mark the pornpie freak just did another $300 like clockwork for friday. Every tuesday and friday..yawn. he should be on his cam today with his hair spray painted red and blue. I’ll post the screenname he’ll be using. he always makes a new one. he’s such a trip. fagarina was a bore on cam.he doesn’t have cable anymore and he was being booted constantly. you so suck ass, fagarina.

boooooooooooooring. you fuckers are boooooooooooooooooooooring today.
Got $250 out of fagarina. The little bastard had to move out of his sissy ghetto shack and move closer to mama and papa. Now he has a roommate again and can’t put on regular freakshows like before. (pout) BASTARD! fagarina cam was actually entertaining. fagarina will be on him cam around 9:00 tonite.maybe 8:00. Keep an eye out on him. his screenname is fagarinatoprincesssierra

sissymissy just sent $200. But I still hate him. he’s a whining, broke, annoying bastard. AND he’s FRICKIN’ STUPID! I can’t deal with his dumb ass! he must have some fucking learning disability because he can NEVER follow simple directions. he sends shit to the wrong emails, he can’t get his cam to operate (yeh right), he can’t get his password working..he’s AN IDIOT. I think he’s a little whore anyway. Today he asked if he could pay with “StormPay.” A-HA! he’s got a stormpay account cuz he’s a hootch! Stormpay is pretty much for the adult industry because they are the only ones desperate enough to use it. I don’t use it and I’m not signing up for it. $2 + 15% of everything a guy sends ???? That’s fucking ridiculous! Anyway sissymissy..I know what you’re up to, you sneaky little rat bastard. sissymissy has been pretty much ignored and slighted by ME for like ..I don’t know..SIX FUCKING YEARS OR SO? And hardly ever a week goes by that he doesn’t send ME an I.M. that says something like.”pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, don’t ignore me.” he is NOT MY sub..he’s more of a loser mascot.

terrance is doing a little shopping today. he bought Me some mosquito fish for the pond and over $150 worth of bulbs and perennial starters to have planted in the beds. Mom’s girlfriend said it should be safe to plant them. They won’t look good this year but should have a headstart by spring.

Oh and My $50 worth of DaVinci sugarless tea showed up today from toiletbrush. This shit is GOOD and guilt free!

Yeah the weekend is almost here!

toiletbrush has been trying to make up for his recent stupidity. I received a giant bouquet of flowers, but they were in a basket with a sponge. Flowers always die in those things.so I tore the bouquet a part and made 3 separate smaller bouquets with it. I definitely don’t know how to arrange flowers, but I think they turned out nice.
toiletbrush will still suffer.

Speaking of suffering, I think I am going to crush russell for the hell of it. As I’ve mentioned before, he’s reeeally strange and given to bouts of goofy behavior. The only way to deal with these types is by crushing them into debris. he sent another $100..but I’m still gonna dick him over for fun! Vote for his punishment on the russell diary page. I’ll finish updating later tonight.