Howdy, turdbirds. Been busy with “stuff”. toiletbrush where the hell is MY leather bike helmet?? Check with them. Ok. I’ve been away from MY pc the last few days..can’t remember every thing since the last time I updated by I did manage to bamboozle latexlover for another $500 today, $175 from a guy named paul This little fucker I talked to on the phone and he started sounding like he was jerking or something so I told him to go make another $100 donation and call ME back afterwards. I hung up on him but he never did make that extra donation. grrrrrrrrrrrr So now I hate him. you suck paul! I got your phone number, remember?? That’s why you started banging your little monkey stick so hard! amazon addict got $150 from amazon, $100 from ronnie, and $200 from an anonymous craig. $75 minor shopping for a birthday gift for a friend from terrance. ronnie, you owe Me another $100 and a webcam show today. I WANT you to have a FULL SUPPLY of booze..and a..hmmm..well you know what..ready for that disgusting feat you are going to perform for Me.
I think I’m going to be going out of state to visit a “curl specialist.” Not a 100% sure yet but the appointment should be around the 13th and I will be out of town for that for a couple days. I might chicken out and cancel, knowing Me. I’ve been going to the same woman for friggin YEARS. But I have My hair the same length about every where but a few pieces in the front so even though I can sometimes pose for a few pics with MY hair down all the way, I can never ever wear it that way cuz it just continually falls in MY face. I always have to pull the top up or wear a headband or something..so I was contemplating perhaps getting something done more mature, something that perhaps frames MY face more cuz My face has been looking kinda skinny lately. I was even thinking about wearing MY hair more spirally and wild mane like this. Start making the curls pop instead of taming them down.
http://naturallycurly2.com/images/styles/309.jpg
Having My ears covered all the time might drive Me crazy though because I’ve worn MY hair pulled off MY face and ears for so long. If I get it cut around My face it will be WAY curly and boingy-er curls. It will be very WILD.
So I’ve been looking at pictures and cuts for days now and chewing My nails, not being able to decide if I should take the plunge and go jungle curl with My hair.or keep it as is. But I am getting sick of pulling up the sides all the time and wearing scrunchies like a kid. If I didn’t LOVE MY hair so much this wouldn’t be such an ordeal..but it’s very a tricky thing messing with perfection.
Anyway, twinkie decided if I go through with it he will be paying for travel expenses, fancy hotel and the appointment itself. Then if anything goes awry I can blame it all on him and extort cash out him. If it’s pretty though, I will send him some of My discarded curls that he can carry around in his briefcase and wrap around his weenie to make a little ringlet leash. HA!
Discarded curls??? I’m getting a stomach ache just thinking about it. I also think I’ll be going a shade darker if I do this. twinkie is broke right now so won’t be sending the cash til the beginning of next week. Seems like some bitchy Princess keeps riding his wallet HARD! heehee
I got MY light weight carbon fiber helmet today. I can’t remember who the hell bought that one. amazon addict got the cheaper one on MY wishlist, toiletbrush got the leather one, but I don’t know who got this one. I think I have enough helmets now. My other pair of motorcycle glasses came today too. They are even cooler than the first pair. Addict has spent $1700 this month but I’m encouraging him to round that number up to $2000. Good idea, huh?
Might take some more webcam pics tonite or tomorrow. I might wait to do some digital ones til I get My hair done.if I get it done.
Time for MY workout.