Monthly Archives: August 2010

Busy Day Fleecing Wallets!

Busy Day Fleecing Wallets!

Well la-dee-da. Princess has been raking in the dough!  oliver twisted popped up and did $1,000.   hairlip sent $300 cash plus spent  hundreds of dollars on shopping!  he bought Me a ring,  $130 meaningful beauty makeup I wanted,  leather boots and I think a bunch of new jeans.  Update  Me on the shopping haul, hairlip. Give Me the total so I can tell the world  how much I got out of you.  lolol  you are SOoOOo easy.  Isn’t it funny how just  ONE simple email from HER ROYAL HOTNESS can erupt into a total spendfest so quickly and effortlessly??

Then jackass galore Princess fan sent $600.  I still fucking hate your ass!  $500 from pedro twinkie also sent $500 as well as buy Me another down comforter and some more stuff off amazon.  All this totals are from just today, by the way.  I wuv days like this!!

tittyboy is finally going to get a fake vajayjay.  Buhbye penis, hello “pajayjay”!  I’m sure he’s so excited about getting his own frankenpussy. hahahhahaha!  KRaaaaaziness!

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paypigs go bezerk!

screwy stewy just made a $500 $700 $1,000 donation plus some shopping!  I say, “Yahooo-y”! and he says “oh pooo-ey”! (dontcha love how the amount keeps getting bigger the later it gets and the emptier his bottle becomes? HAHA!

Another Moonstone ring I like.  Buy  it before it disappears!  hairlip
Oooh shit! I like this one too. Buy buy! fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

Oops found another thing I want. Get this little necklace too. fulfilled by a drunk, stupid and weakened little screwy stewy

One of My friends say this stuff is the bomb..so get it so I can try it! If not, I’ll just give it to her.  Got to get it on ebay.because it’s subscription billing through their website and I don’t know if I will like it long term. We missed this auction, you no good slobs!! However I made hairlip buy the same item on another auction.so fulfilled.

$400 from pathetic wimp.  he thought he was different..that he would never become “one of them”.  hahaha!  he is sooo now one of “them”.

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I’m back!

I'm back!

Update: Just got $500 from senor doggy and his untrusty sidekick pequeno!

Yeh.so pedro couldn’t quit ME. hahaha Like I am surprised.  NOT!  I got $500 out of him like 2 days later! HA!  stewy came out of the woodwork and sent $500 too and latex lover did $500 as well.  stewy.I don’t think I’ve quite fucked you over enough..how about you send another $500!?  fagarina got fucked out of another $600.  heehee  It’s soo unfair to take advantage of such a helpless little fairy like I do!  oliver twisted! I know you have money again. TIME TO FUCKING COUGH IT UP!  And stop asking Me if I will kill you.  you are such an idiot.  Why ever would I kill you while you are still capable of working and earning ME more dinero?  Like you are going to come to the US..so I can “kill” you.  Like I’m going to risk going to jail to fulfill your fantasy.   I don’t have to fucking kill you bastards.  Once you QUIT being of use to Me.you no longer serve any real purpose.  you are good as dead!  I don’t have to kill you..you’ve killed yourself.  you’re a freak with no real purpose.the universe knows there is NO real reason for you to exist.so the universe will expel you..shit you right out!  your health will fail, your life will crumble, you’ll get sick, lose your health insurance and suffer til the end of your last crappy days.  hahahha!  Awww.that was the sweetest thing I ever said to you, wasn’t it, oliver?  Now go send Me $1,000 and be grateful that I gave you one single reason to live yet another day.

I’m back from My little trip and all is well.  There is shopping to do, so I will get back to perusing sites and looking for ways to better spend your money!  Adieu, My little turdlings!

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