Monthly Archives: July 2010

pedro is addicted

*note to the guy who left the message. just cuz some cyber whore steals MY sub’s nickname does not make it the same slave. The guy isn’t the same and doesn’t even have the same fetish. cyberwhores can’t make up their own slavenicks.this is nothing new. cyberwhores are not the most creative of chicks.thinking is too hard..so they just turn around and flash a crack. duh

pedro said he was going to take a break and try to be normal! hahahahaha! I give him 2 days! pedro..you know your fatherinlaw will totally hire a hitman on your ass if he found out what a freak of nature his daughter married. you bring much shame to the family! haha!

gayson suckalot! I got your $600 you LA fagboy needledicked sonofapig! p.s. you even have L.A. fagboy accent!

toiletbrush where are yooooou! Where is that last order from Boston Proper???? It’s not here!!! It BETTER have gone through!

More clothing shopping! Princessfan DONT even bother asking and DONT even bother texting until $700 is in MY account, no you may not beg for it beforehand, message, or fucking talk to ME. you get JACKSHIT until I see $700.

Animal Knot Top size L
Ruched Top size L black
Reptile Top size L
Corset Tank Top size L
Flashy Tank Top size L

Oh I forgot to mention I got the super AWESOME-est leather jacket from pigsnot. Stevie got the very same one. It really is a GORGEOUS jacket made out of the NICEST leather. Too bad can’t wear it until the weather changes. Way to work over the weakling, Stevie!

Citrus ass?

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Hello My little minions. I feel girly and twirly today and ready to shop. fatmac I have yet to find out if that osmosis thingy we were talking about will get rid of the flouride. do a search on the item and see if you can find out for sure! I am going out of town next week for a little get away I will be back in just 5 days. A little bit business and little bit pleasure..I’m sure you are all dying to know what I’m doing and where I am going.but I prefer to remain mysterious.

Holy fuck. I want to scratch My eyes out. I just watched a man put a grapefruit up his ass. Yes, he was on his webcam and stuck an ENORMOUS grapefruit up his ass..it as like he was giving birth. WHY oh WHY did I look? I mean, I had to look but yet My stomach was churning. you freaks are such absolute MUTANTS some time! What the fuck?! So then I made him cut it in half and stick it up his ass and he was screaming that it was burning his butt. That made the entire presentation a bit more enjoyable. However, I am not convinced his pain wasn’t all an act..so those of you who have a grapefruit on hand, try it and report back.

GPS tracking on all MY robo-pawns!

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Hi spazzy mcjunkies! Have you been missing Me? I’ve been running around like a goon the last few weeks, busy with this and that. Hopefully it will slow down a bit next week and you dumbfucks will get more time with ME. But until then, open up your wallets and PAY PAY PAY!!!

fagarina! Did you get that $300 in the mail??? fagarina got to buy some towels, the rug, get his card banged for $400 and still gets to send crispies in the mail. WOW! he’s sooo lucky!!!!

MORE SHOPPING!! toiletbrush get this in Large Black.

So I’ve been fucking wallets but not reporting it all. I just got $900 from pedro. he’s so damned addicted. Boys have been shopping left and right and I just got some guy to buy Me this rubber dress. vintage furfreak sent $1,000 today too.

mrobot reactivated and sent $300. Seems that robot had a little short circuit and got lost..but of course I got a read on his tracking system and found him. robots in MY robot army STAY robots in MY army until they have nothing left to their names.then they become scrap metal and I just throw them in a trash heap and laugh as they rust!! he will be back in a few days to pay another $300 because I wrote that in his programming..of course, he agreed automatically..how could he not?

chewtoy sent ME the most beautiful orchid of all time. I do love orchids! For his reward he gets the new electric probe in his bung! I wonder what will happen?!