Update: screwy stewy sent another $500 after I posted here.  But of course..:)

stewy, I LOVE this necklace you bought!  Now, that I got your attention MY little screwy one..send more cash!!

$1,000 from uncle pigfucker, $1,000 from that sissy freak who calls drugged up on booze and ambien.  $500 from shitenstein, $500 from loser jason who has a nickname but I think I forgot it.  $600 from toejam jam, $500 from twinkie.

shitenstein however promised $500 more and did NOT keep his promise.  Time to FUCK his shit up!!! If you are reading this shitenstein, be afraid. BE VERY afraid. I do NOT like liars!   I know you have a fucking pathetic life and not much to lose, but I have fucking pictures of you doing unimaginably twisted things! Do you fucking forget that???  Today..you are My research subject.

Hey boys! Valentine’s day is right around the corner. Don’t you want to give Me your heart, your love, your devotion, your wallet,  your humility, you future, your life savings!?!?   Of course you do..I’m your one true love!  Love of your fucking life, beeeches!  you should be playing 80’s love ballads all weekend and clicking all MY donation buttons and buying Me gift cards, diamonds, prezzies and anything else My greedy little heart desires!    Oh and don’t any of you scumbags THINK about wasting MY money on your significant other!  I’m the ONLY Woman you will be thinking of on Valentines and I hope your wives and girlfriends get soo disillusioned and annoyed by the fact that you totally forgot to plan anything for them..that they put on their spanx and bump-its and go out looking for another man!!  you sicks fucks would probably like that, being all closet cock-suckers and all!  haha Whatever.  Freeeeeaks!  If she’s been with your pathetic ass for  15+ years, I will let you go to the gas-station and buy one of those chocolate shaped roses that are covered in tinfoil.  you know, the ones that taste like the yuckiest milk chocolate EVER..oh and not the solid ones..just the hollow ones!  She’s got bad taste, she married you! She’d probably like it! Even though ALL females are superior to you ..it just fucking boggles MY brain how any woman could stoop to marry one of you bastards!!

Oh and chewtoy.this goes double for you! I know you mentioned your wife wanted to go do something sweet on Valentine’s day and was hoping for some special lunch or dinner!  No fucking way in hell! But your wife gets  a special allowance.  Since you are not so fond of your wife’s girth, you will buy her as many candy hearts, hot tamales, jelly bellies, heart cookies and sprinkled covered cupcakes she could EVER want and the tiniest, tightest wee red thong that will get lost in her ass!!  Saturday night, you will be forced to masturbate to videos of men getting jailhouse dildo-fucked, so that you will be completely drained when she demands you crawl on board for the fupa shuffle!!

HAHAHAHA!

Oh somebody, buy this asap!!  Resort bathroom rug get the 30″x 50″ one in ivory.

 sissy tommikins did $400 of WholeFoods GC’s, twinkie did $1000 V-day gift, stewey sent another $200 in tributes and more amazon shopping!  toiletbrush get a hold of ME pronto, we need to finish up some more shopping!!   uncle pigfucker contacted ME today and he’s already planning his next game of I Luv U I.O.U.!!  Next week! We are playing again and raising the stakes!!

Update: toiletbrush’s shopathon never ends!!  he signed up for another $1,000 worth of shopping!! 

oliver twisted sent $1,000 and attempted to make another $600 payment.  oliver.the second payment you made still never went through.  It’s safe to try again, because it obviously didn’t work. Chop chop, oliver!

screwy stewy bought Me the i-touch ipod thingie on My wishlist and the noise canceling headphones.  toiletbrush’s shopathon continues!! FUN!!

Little items have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist as well!  After I rape senor doggy for some cash, I’m going to do kettlebell work out and then come back and keep on googling prezzies!

Update:  Yo, creepy cokehead sissy!  I know I totally titillated you on our little phone call yesterday.  you are SOO hooked already!  Make yourself useful and buy ME $500 worth of Whole Foods gift certificates.  They take Amex  and since the merchant account is keeping an eye on multiple charges on your card, this will be a good way to burn your cash. I do all My grocery shopping here.  you feed Me yummy, over-priced organic food and I’ll feed you coke, ambien and LOTS and LOTS of booze!!   I’m going to make you a TOTAL user..and then I’m gonna use-yer ass!

Oh My.  toiletbrush has promised $2,500 worth of clothes shopping.  I think we have 1,800 of the shopping done so far!  I’ve been googling and googling and googling!!  It’s hard to find new places to clothes shop that I haven’t already perused!!

he’s gotten Me tons of sexy new blouses, sweaters, jeans, ect! Can’t wait until the boxes all get here.  Well back to the googling!

OMG that creepy old coked up guy took another coke and ambien cocktail and sent $1,000 more!!!  latexlover also did $1,000 today!  fagarina promised ME $300 and I better be receiving it shortly.  grandpa freakpie and Princess fan..FUCK OFF and quit pestering ME until your payments have been sent.  you do NOT have permission to message ME again until you have followed MY commands to a tee!

Oh My God.  Sometime back MY Pink Sony crashed and required a new hard-drive.  I hate that Sony sooo fucking much!  To make it up to Me, hairlip who purchased it, turned around and bought Me a new toshiba laptop that has been wonderful.  I still keep the Sony under My bed as My bedside laptop and rarely use it for anything else but answering emails and occasionally yahoo messaging.  That fucker’s hard drive crashed again!!!   It sounds like a friggin helicopter right now!  What a piece of shit!  Truly the WORST laptop I have ever had the misfortune of NOT purchasing.  hahahha! Oh well.  It’s no longer under warranty and Sony won’t do anything.  I hate them all.  I’m not even sure I should bother making someone buy another hard-drive for it.

hmm hairlip.it’s seem quite awhile since you sent ME a big fat donation.  Have you been paid lately?  I think I see a wallet-raping in your future!