you suck! We rule! Send us all your money!

Ooooh you guys are soo fucking lucky. My friend Stevie (that’s a nickname) has decided to set up an amazon wishlist too. She’s the girl who teaches spinning and She’s a friggin knockout. Imagine having all of us coming at you at once!?! Or seeing us all sitting across the bar from you, blowing smoke rings and clicking our beer bottles together and toasting ourselves for being so fucking awesome! Oh ..or maybe picture us catching a glimpse at little old, pot-bellied, bald-headed putrid you and seeing us both lift our lucious, lipsticked lips in almost matching sneers and saying “EWWWWwwww” in unison. Well.dream on, bitches!

What can I say??? Stevie is mindbogglingly beautiful.and not just beautiful, one of those Women who just ooze sex appeal and confidence. you wouldn’t know anything about that.now would ya freaks? She’s totally hysterical too and Smart Smart Smart!
I genuinely love MY friends and sisters getting goodies from you dummies.  Whip out those wallet, bitches! Yes Hot Bitches in Leather.flock together!

Behold Stevie!

Isn’t She the friggin Yummiest? (Only I can say that.not you dorks!)

We plan on doing some pictures together. OMG!! you’re all SOOOO FUCKING SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWED!!!

The first payment of $400 came in from slutty suzy. We expect the other $4,000 by the deadline you dirty whore!

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paypig sucks gloryhole dick! eww!

Tonite I was totally going to do photos. Had MY outfit ready.a little belted dress, new stockings out, heels ready, camera battery charged, lights up..then you little fuckers kept calling and calling and calling all night long! I look up and it’s 1.am. ..sigh..MAYBE I can take a few pics after spinning tomorrow. But then I’ll have to wash my hair after spinning..so by the time I get home it will be 7:30p.m..which doesn’t give my hair long enough to REALLY dry so I can get FULL Foof-age that I like to have in MY pics. Oh don’t you wish this was the extent of your stressful moment of the week?
So anyway, instead of taking photos like I had planned..I wound up taking MONEY from freaks. amsterdam ham lost $600, sissy tommikins lost $450 and a new guy from Cincinatti sent $600 on his first conversation. 🙂 Tons of Victorias secrets stuff showed up today from fatty. I loved the new jeans so much I promptly took jackoff george’s VS card and bought Myself 3 more pairs of the jeans. you can thank Me later, george!! Oh yes and vintage furfreak spent another $300 on Pango-Pango swimsuits cuz I decided I wanted to get some more swimwear before the busy season kicked in and they take waaay longer to have custom-made. Oh yes, and I sent sissy tommikins out to go dicksucking at that adult bookstore he has become a regular at. OMG I could hear him totally sucking some pig off. he says he wears special yucky shoes and older pants when he visits his gloryhole porn booth because the floor is so filthy with pig-goo and stuff! hahaha No more of that! I want you licking those shoes CLEAN when you get home. I’m gonna see if he can volunteer to clean those floors weekly for the store owner. ewwww how friggin FOUL!
fat mac also just sent Veronica $160 cash. Wooh doggy! fatso has been getting SOOO raped by all of us at one time!

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Resist ME? hahahahahahaha

Resist ME? hahahahahahaha

Update: Yay Hurray! Just got $1000 from a very drunk shitpig and $200 from msub.


My trainer with Her new Rocket Grill, UnderArmour shirt and silver rings you losers bought Her.
Seriously if you fuckers knew how many lesbians in comfortable shoes were laughing at you this week, you’d all piss your pants in ecstasy. hahaha
Oh here’s the only picture of Me and Her together.it’s not My favorite.but aren’t My boots looking sexy? This is at the basketball game last week. I didn’t watch it.I was drank beer and played on MY phone the entire time. Can you believe she has a year-round luxury stadium suite at her disposal? haha Sport nuts are so wrong.

See.. Princess forever the sports fan.

K I was out last night, but I’m gonna try to stay in and do phone calls and I.M.s with you dumbfucks tonite since you all have been crying that I’ve been away in the evenings lately.

Oh yeah fatty..those are the Harley boots you bought..but what pair of boots have you NOT bought? hahahaha

Update: sissy tommikins loved the new pics and coughed up $250. haha he loves the fact that We both can ride motorcycles and he can’t even drive a stick! What a fairy. deadman dan read MY journal and immediately sent $300. I logged into MY account to find it and also noticed $600 from a total stranger in Cleveland that arrived sometime yesterday. This guy never contacted Me or anything to let ME know he sent $600. Come forth! Reveal yourself.then go make another chubby donation! 🙂

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Cool Sweet Cash

Cool Sweet Cash

I went out last night.damned I have been doing that a lot lately..anyway, I came home to find $1,000 in My email from that slutty george guy. Again..no email.no I.M..just cool sweet cash.

Soooo sad.. that lacy black dress arrived and it was too big and fit like SHIT. I don’t think I liked that lace stuff around the hips on me either. Boohoo. So whoever sent Me $400 for that hot dress.sorry about your luck, it didn’t look that hot on Me. Im sending it back and returning it for a few dresses of lesser value. They said they are putting out a new catalog in few weeks.maybe they will have something nice then.

So all the dresses I keep getting for my next photo shoot haven’t been working out. I SOOOO need to stay home this weekend and take some friggn pictures. I’m amazed how many members I still have. I haven’t updated with photos for well over 2 months! Lordy. you still all love, adore and suffer for ME.even though I am a proscratinator. Winter makes Me lazy.and the basement is a bit a chilly.and that’s where I usually do MY self-photography.

I received a few CD’s in the mail.not sure who bought them. trainer also got some MORE under armour and a new duffel bag off Her wishlist. She took some pictures of Her in armour under shirts showing off some of Her prezzies. As soon as she sends them to me, I’ll post. Might be a few days, cuz she’s feeling under the weather right now.

I’ve gotten several pairs of silver earrings, some Yves Saint Laurent perfume, a new shower head and several boxes of protein bars off MY amazon wishlist.

So Im still waiting on Nintendo Wii and those Chanel sunglasses.

Oh brad the fag. you are a cheap fag bastard but that was one friggin AWESOME $30 salami. The regular salami is really good too. I think I actually prefer the “regular” one. Yum yum. Now send Me a CRISPY!

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sissy slave continues to shop!

Yay!! sissy tommikins got ME those awesome Gucci sunglasses!

My Amazon Wishlist

Oh yah.My trainer is loving her stuff. A few of the items were shipped here and I brought them to her when we all went out last night. She loved those silver rings and her under armour shirts and really likes her rocket grill. Oh someone get her that bikini on her wishlist. Trainer’s Amazon Wishlist

Me and my friends all went out last night. There were like 6 of us. Had a blaaaaaaaaaaaast. Tonight I think I’m sticking around at home, cuz I need to rest up for sunday.

Shit! Ya know about that peanutbutter poisoning thing? I have a jar of PeterPan peanut butter that is half gone with the same code on top they were warning about. I’ve been eating peanut butter a lot this week on those whole grain frozen waffles when I wake up.

sissy donna western union’ed Me $225 but I haven’t picked it up yet. I hate picking up western unions and now I am avoiding that one place that has QuickieMart Borat working at it. doomed brit sent $100 but still owes ME more!

I made the priest buy some red panties to wear under his robes every day. What a hoot! he started a journal today. he’s european.

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