Snowed in!

Snowed in!

 Fucking Hell!  Look how much we got! It was knee high.

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It’s been snowing all day like crazy.  My girl is getting off work early because of the weather and we are totally going to be snowed in all weekend.  I’m stocked up on groceries, movies and wine .  I’ll be busy transferring some slaves journals and updating MY wishlist.  Since we’ll be here cooped up all weekend, why don’t you take us cyber shopping or send a massive tribute ?  you know you want to be SNOWED by Princess!!! Maybe if your lucky and you have been really amusing you can call  and hear us laugh at your sorry ass!  More updates later!

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Splurge!

Splurge!

facmac some of your gifts came!  Swimsuit, some nice leather work shoes and sequin flipflops for MY girlfriend, jeans and the same flipflops for Me and $75 of chipotle gift certificates for Our tumtums.

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Hey boys and girls.those of you with journals I will probably instruct you to start transferring to this system in the next few days. The archive has been customized, now I’m just having the avatars for friend entries worked out.  Hopefully I will be able to do away with gravatar and everyone can have their own little avatar on MY site.  I can’t import the slave/friend journals unto MY server, so I’ll be manually transferring stuff over.and I expect those of you with journals to do your own and save ME a lot of work.  I’ll be contacting all of you with journals about it.

I was out looking for a new chaise..and..OMG I spent a small fortune on this CRAZY couch for the “Goddess Room”.   you know how I love that romantic, swanky Goddess stuff?  Well this couch is over the top.  Lavish.  Tons of silky pillows, square pillows, round pillows, long pillows, ornate wood, so lush it’s almost obscene.  Hell, it’s so swank.it’s probably just a bit tacky! But I love it!  I just bought it without thinking. Hopefully My furniture will all match in there, but I’m a little worried, because this couch belongs in Marie Antionette’s parlor or some shit.  I just bought a coffee table, end table and credenza a few months back and if the wood is too dark,  I might try to have it refinished to match..or I might just put it on craigslist and make you all buy brand NEW furniture.  TWICE in a YEAR!!!!  Heeeheeee!  Hopefully it won’t come to that though.  Anyway, MY froufrou  couch won’t be here for 2 weeks. ..sigh..

Ok so roboslave paid $400, $100 from lucky O fucked, $400 from twinkie and $200 from some freaky sissy drunk on red wine.  A great pair of jeans from Banana republic arrived from fatmac.  I’m so excited they now have super long lengths.  I swear they are like 38 inseam!  I always get so ripped off in the jean department.  I never get awesome designer jeans because their longs arent really long!  Plus I like wide legs, I can’t stand these skinny leg styles.  I hope they go out of style QUICKLY.  fatmac’s also been doing a little shopping for MY girlfriend.  She harassed him by yahoo messenger and got him tied up in knots. hahaha 

Hmmm..My back aches today, so I feel like bitching. First I want to bitch about the LWord this season. None of you boys know what I’m talking about because I forbid you all to watch the Lword.but this season it royally sucks and I feel like ranting. I think they have men writing all the episodes this season.  What The Fuck??  The first seasons, the sex scenes were hot..especially between Bett and Tina.  This season it’s constant no chemistry sex.. they have like 5 sex scenes an episode and they are fucking ridiculous and totally “Spice channel”.  Oil wrestling?  Whatever.  Lword. you suck this season! If I have to watch Jenny and that uberstraight pompom girl roll around on each other one more time, I’m gonna HURL!   Please stop putting Shane in those foofoo tshirts and shaggy long hair..she wants nothing to do with it.  

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Too Much

More fixation on HER Beauty last night. And more lying in bed just helpless as all of HER sound bites echo in my head and seeing HER image that is burned into my brain.

Started more fixation this morning but i had to stop almost immediately. It just became too much for me to withstand. i think i need to take some time off from fixation. Not give up. But just some time to regroup.

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Princess

 Last Thursday night i began fixating on my video assignments. i got through “MY Methods”, watching about 30 times. Tried to memorize HER movements too by replaying a small segment to capture one of HER moves over and over and over – like about a hundred times. Started with the second video but only got about 8 reps in before i was interupted.

Yesterday i completed fixation on second video. Much the same approach. After watching 20 time, i went back and did hyper-reps on movements – HER mind melting movements. Certain phrases SHE says are matched to a movement. So trying to memorize HER every move also makes me hear HER say the same thing over for a hundred times.

Now, HER moves are burned into my eyes. HER phrases are still echoing in my brain.

“Make you MY slave”
“Join the throng”
“you can’t stop thinking about ME”
“Let PRINCESS wrap HER pretty hands around your neck”
“get under your skin”
“make you cave in”

After fixating i was feeling weird. i guess “dreamy” – or “sleepy” might explain. or “exhausted”.

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Something to get you through the weekend….

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And of  course, the smile that charms a zillion souls and breaks a million hearts.

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 UPDATE:  I’m soo happy!  louZer bought Me the dresser off My amazon wishlist!  I got all the furniture for that room in less than a week. 🙂   I can’t wait until it’s all here and I can start decorating.  I think lou said he also got DDR a few pairs of shoes.  How many pairs did you get, louZer? I think it’s time for another louZer photo-op. your pictures always crack Me up.

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Day in the life…

Well, as PRINCESS said, we had to cancel spinning 🙁 because of the continuous crazy-ass weather…snow, snow, sleet, rain, ice, snow….BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…DONE DONE DONE. Sooooo ready for spring to break. SInce it is definitely inside weather, I’ve been cookin up a storm lately….fuck Martha Stewart…they shoud make a food show called Sweet Stevie’s Cookin..hey FATTY?..remember that submersion blender you got me aaaaaaages ago??…it makes the best damn soup!!! Money well spent on Boss Lady..keep it up, bub.In the meantime, we are BUSTIN our asses workin out like mad-women…WE ARE MACHINES!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhh Emmmmmm Geeeee……….I recently got a set of Kettle Bells and – h-o-l-y s-h-i-t……..no wonder Russians are in such fab physical shape (well, okay, other than the vodka fans). Those fuckers kicked my boooootay. Barely walkin today…ready to teach tomorrow…..buuuuut, with a helluva ketch in my get-along, that is!!! I’m walkin like I have a corn cob up my arrrrsss…….all in the name of health and beauty, right???CHECK IT OUT…………..new shoes on my WishList – and they WILL BE MINE…………btw, the lucky suck-ass that buys them will get a personal photo of Stevie sportin the new shhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoookin shoes.Whatcha waitin for, brownstars?……..picture it…….a private photo shoot with the shoes bought with your COLD HARD CASH, lil MINION!! Man, that sounds so sweet to moi. Hahahahahhahahaha

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Hey new guy!

Hey new guy!

Oh Princess fan you just earned an extra penalty order for disappearing without permission.

Update: $300 from vintage furfreak

newguyfeb20081.jpgI got $500 first time donation from a new guy! I loved your first donation and I expect many more to come after we lock up that little yucky of yours. Why didnt you contact Me today like I directed you to??? hmm??

Had a great work-out today. First I worked out with MY trainer, then did spinning class. We are starting to get excited for our May vacation. It’s kinda far away, but it’s sooo cold and snowy, it’s all we can think about!  I have a long weekend planned. I’ll be staying at MY girlfriend’s place until Monday, but I’ll forward My phonecalls and will have MY cell phone on ME for those of you who want to drop some juicy tributes..for you cheaper guys..ummm..you can just wait until I’m totally bored or something.

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