Hurray!  I friggin LOVE to log into MY merchant account and find a $1,000 tribute sitting there waiting for ME from someone who hasn’t recently contacted Me.  No email, no requests.  Yep, this guy, gerald just sent ME $1,000 out of the blue, well knowing that I deserve his money much more than he does.  Way to go! hahahaha!  Fat suprise donations always, puts ME in a chipper mood!  My last entry has brought many ghosts of financial fuckings past out of their attics!  shitpig popped up and lost $500.  $400 from edwardo who I haven’t heard from for some time.  loopy for legs did $300,  wolfie did $200,  hairlip did $300 and did a bunch of amazon shopping including work-out dvd’s, some converse sneakers,  sheets, a diffuser, hair product, the cuuut-est hair-dryer,  some funky rainboots, (I’m gonna add some funky rainboots to My wishlist for MY girlfriend because I know she will love em), some earrings, and MY favorite bisque undereye corrector.  In the mail I received $500 from $$$$pig, $90 from some canadian I’ll just call F.U.G.,  $100 from loopy, and george’s gas-card!  I love having a gas card to use freely again!  It sucked big ass having to use My own..it felt sooo..unnatural..so dirty..so WRONG..putting MY own credit card into those gas-pump card readers.  (heehee)    I’m waiting on pins and needles for the $1,000 from that aussie cock addict a.k.a. the unroyal fool and fagarina sent another $300 which just arrived today!  I’ll get photos of all My cash that has arrived by post. Click to see full sized.

Oooh somebody get this jacket NOW!! I’ve been waiting for LongTall Sally’s leather jacket to come available in MY size.  Get a size 12.   Fulfilled by the fellatrix. This place really makes stuff designed for tall chicks..and I mean TALL chicks.  They have 38″ inseams in this place and the sleeves  and waistline are long enough.  Most “talls” in catalogues are for a 33 or 34″ inseam.  Whatever!  I wore that in 6th grade.   I have a few more items I want here. I’ll make a list asap.

Ok so you puds have been crying your little eyes out that I haven’t updated MY journal for awhile.   yawwwwn.. do you ever think.that sometimes, when I’m not interested in posting as much.it’s probably TOTALLY your fault?   Perhaps, you are boring ME?  I mean.you fucks have been paying, sending your lame little emails, begging, shopping and all that.  But I need a big freaky stunt!!  I mean.I already have a guy growing tits,  hypnotized robots,  men writing ME into their life insurance policies, dancing prancing fairy boys, addicted freaks sniffing coke while sticking peanut butter jars up their asses,  nutty foreigners shaving their heads and super gluing pennies to their bald noggins, humped-backed pot heads pounding their puds while proposing to My booger, geriatric 80+ y.o. grandpas forking over their social security checks.  I need some STRANGE!  I want someone to do something REEEALLY FUCKED up!!!  I’m bored!! Somebody!! Do something  super doooper destructive and make a video or something.  I want to have 100 divorce papers framed in MY office!  I want power of attorney over thousands of chronic masturbating sissy sex addicts!  I want a few more bankruptcy papers hanging on My mantle!  I wanna FUCK up more lives in REAL, TANGIBLE, tantalizing ways!!! I want to destroy some marriages!!  Plunder some wallets.   I want you sicko spanky wanks crying in your pillows and pulling out your hair and looking into the heavens and screaming “Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy??!?!??!?”.  I want you bitches all in MAJOR ANGST!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh this talk is making Me giddy!  I think I’ll go put on MY sexy panties and think of evil ways to destroy EVERYTHING you ever worked for!!!

My period isn’t even here and I’m feeling SOO FUCKING DELICIOUSLY heartless.  Cross My Icy Heart, hope you to die! I really REEEALLY would love to FUCK YOUR LIFE up SOOO bad right now.   Yes..you!!  It would mean so much to ME!  I would TOTALLY HEART to destroy you!  Valentine’s Day is coming up!  Show how much you love ME.  Let’s FUCK UP your LIFE TOGETHER!!    Wouldn’t you love to share the kiss of death with ME??

XOXOXOXOXO

I really don’t remember what all I have collected since My last update.so I’m just going to mention what I scammed out of you tragic nutsacks over the weekend.   I’ve gotten some fresh meat lately.  This morning I received $700 from some 21 year old college boy in australia.  Somebody sent $100 from Olso.  Brand new slave who calls himself $$$ piglet sent $500 tribute online and sent another $500 via the mail which I am waiting for.  $200 from sissy tommikins but the adult bookstore had no cock available for him to suck.  🙁   Try again later this week tommikins!    Dick is a essential part of the sissy diet. Swallow one every day..and keep the pussy away!!  $200 from wolfie.  Oh and the unroyal fool is sending ANOTHER $1,000! HAHAHAHA!! vintage furfreak made $1,200 worth of tributes this weekend too!   A very lucrative weekend it was for ME. jackoff george’s gas card should be here tomorrow! Yay!!! I love having his gas card at MY disposal!  Time to pick out your chastity device, old man!  I want to keep george jr right where I want him!

Look out bitches!  I’m in a mood!!  Now it’s not a pissed off mood. Oh yeh. men fucking piss ME off and I want to make them pay for being such deluded fucktards..but what I’m feeling now…isn’t that.. It isn’t anything you losers can understand.it’s nothing most women can really understand.  I almost feel sentimental about HURTING some man in a DEEP and MEANINGFUL way.  While other girls roll around on their beds daydreaming about their wedding dress or who is going to sweep them off their feet sometime soon..I am feeling giggly and girlie, hyper and spazzy, twirly and whirly thinking about FUCKING some schmoe’s brain up so bad he drives himself over the edge..I want MY sweet Prince to hand his soul over to Me on a platter and watch Me take away his hopes and dreams.  For him to helplessly watch as I corrupt and FOREVER change him, take every penny he has ever earned, destroy his manhood, steal his pride and dash his ego.  I want him to SUFFER for Me and ONLY for ME!..to give himself to ME COMPLETELY!  I love the fact that I have single-handedly corrupted the brains of THOUSANDS of men. I have touched their lives and made them TRULY confused and miserable!  I have taken away a part of them, created an addiction they can’t shake..I have CHANGED THEM.

That’s fucking romantic shit right there, bitches.

Note to oliver twisted:  I see that you have been jumping off and on your yahoo messenger. you just read this entry and now are hard.  Call Me monday afternoon.  you will be sending ME $1,000. Why you ask?  Because I said you would.

Why does wolfie look so happy?

Cuz Princess got a hold of his drivers license. Wasn’t it nice that I didn’t post the “unblurred” version, wolfgang yuck!? What will you do to make sure I stay feeling “nice”?

 
Click to see unroyal fool’s cash and his hysterical cartoon he drew! Be sure to view it full-size after you click so you can see the details of his tragic illustration.  $1,300. Yummers!  This cartoon is a fucking HOOT!  I love how he writes, “Cries. A continuing theme.”  And the voice balloon reads “Boohoo Poor me.” HAHAHAHAHA  Why does the girl you fall in love with have little pen-mark hairy legs?  I think it’s amusing how you are just a stick person but women in your silly cartoons have entire bodies.  you certainly are a pathetic fuck, unroyal fool.  SUCK, SEND CASH, CRY. SUCK, SEND CASH, CRY.  This is your new life now!

the divorcee came crawling back to Me. he bought Me the Vera Wang “Bouquet” perfume and body cream gift set and the Vera wang body lotion. I Lovvvvvvve this stuff and wear it daily. 🙂 he also bought ME a pair of the diamond earrings on MY wishlist. Princess fansent $100, but he’s in big trouble. he originally bought a pair of shoes and the Vera Wang gift set but his card obviously didn’t work. What a FUCKING loser! Oh guess you blew your privilege to shop for sexy stuff, Princess fan. your stuck sending cash for awhile, because I’m totally SICK of your shit. you owe ME the amount you were suppose to have spent IMMEDIATELY. This is becoming a ritual with you.and I’m sick of it. I’ll let other guys buy ME pretty gifts and hot things to wear and you can just stick with sending your cash and I’ll buy things like trashbags, toothpaste and dishwasher soap with it. Doesn’t give you a boner? Waaaah! Sucks to be you!

$200 from loopy for legs plus he put $100 in the mail.

Battlestar Galactica is back on friday. Woooohooo!! Last season.. BOOHOO!!!!

Everyone seems to be all interested in buying boots!  Here’s another pair that will look awesome for pics.  Somebody get them in size 10.  Update:  jackoff george bought em!

Oh ben, you chubby wubby little sissy bitch! I see you removed your photos from your craigslist post!  I warned you that you would automatically owe ME $500 if you did that!!  Remember this guy?  he used to be kinda of an attractive guy years ago when I first started to dick with his head.  Now he got all fat and won’t be near as easy to pimp out. If you are located in the Boston area and want a blow job or are a sissy who wants to make sweet sissy love to another sissy freak contact ME for a hook-up with this little bitch.

Just got $500 from oliver twisted.but he owes Me another $500 for being tardy AGAIN.  (Update he just sent the second $500! hahahaha!)  (Update #2  I just got another $500 from oliver! Grand total $1,500 in 30 minutes) hahahahha! This is sooo easy!   Posting his name always motivates him.  he pays for it to be posted..sometimes he pays to have it removed. hahaha Over and over again. The endless cycle of erectile stupidity.  Gotta love it!! men are such simple little creatures. It helps immensely if you cheer and jeer oliver here with your comments. The more you harass him..the more cash I get!!  Send him a nastygram too!

boozin for Princess sent $325 and got Me the coffee grinder, E.L.O. cd, leather zip top and Wonder Woman eyeglass case off MY amazon wishlist.  jackoff george re-opened MY exxon gas card, bought Me those motorcycle knee boots and gave Me the go to use his Victorias Secrets credit card for a little spree.  I’m still picking things out right now. 🙂

simon sent another $1,000 and new slave wolfie sent $500.  wolfie is pretty ridiculous.  I laughed MY ass off about some of the things he “fancies.”  he asked if I would ever consider doing a video of Me boiling live lobsters while wearing a short skirt and high heels.  Oh that’s just the beginning of it.  he wants Me to name the lobster after him “shawn” and spit in the lobster’s face before tossing him into the boiling water. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   OMG how did you know that spitting in live lobsters’ faces get ME sooooo hot????  HAHAHAHAHA!  Spitting in a lobster’s face. Now that’s hardcore! heehee!  Where the FUCK do you guys come up with this shit?!?!?!? 

wolfie, I totally want to see you on cam.  Get your computer running better and install a camera.  wolfie is also addicted to pain meds and wanted Me to help him “quit.”  Yeh right.  I’m doubling his dose! 

Yuck. The trip back was so annoying.  My first flight was canceled, almost missed the second flight, My connection had a long wait then a very last minute gate change to a far-off terminal, had to sit in the airport  runway forever,  then the plane circled around the airport over 30 minutes.  FUCK I hate traveling at Christmas time UNLESS it’s to someplace tropical!  Traveling to one cold place to another cold place SUCKS ASS!  Anyway, I’m back and found some goodies sitting in MY email box.  $1,000 donation from simon! you owe Me much much more than that, simon!  I also got $500 from SierraIsGod! Woot woot!  New slave wolfie sent $300. frenchforuse bought ME a pair of sexy Mistress thigh high boots for a photo shoot. A few other items disappeared from MY amazon wishlist too.

I failed miserably at getting mom drunk on Christmas eve.  Two mike’s lemonade and She was ready for bed.  Oh well.. 

Just sent tittyboy to go shop for a few things with his t-shirt on that says I HEART MY BIG TATAS.  he’s not allowed to wear a coat.  heehee.  I’m waiting for his report.