VID CLIP!!!
A little phone clippy from the same day I took the pics in the leather jacket.

Note to toiletbrush!! No purse yet!!   Check tracking on purse and the protein bars and shakes orders! All fixed, purse is da bomb!

Still no sign of that latex dress.  Somebody scan through MY journal and find out who bought Me the latex dress a month or so ago. I’m too lazy to do it.  I need to raise some hell with that fucker who ordered it!

THE SHOPPING NEVER ENDS!
Princess is seeking the perfect leather jeans.  This will be no easy feat.  I must have midrise jeans, bootleg, long enough for me and no big wide square ass pockets.

Harley Davidson Light-Weight Jeans hairlip
Icon Leather Pants size 13 (these can also be purchased off MY amazon wishlist) Biker leather jeans.
**Customized Leather Jeans!** I love the rear on these pants.  toiletbrush
leather pants from the germany senor doggy

gayson sent $500 amazon.guess what gayson?? I have a new way to run your amex! Hip hip hurray!!  Let’s bang that card again!

fagarina got suckered out of $600 and he also admitted he had a big gay crush on ugly skinny nerd! OMG!  Another bitchybeauty.com faggy romance in the making!

hairlip did some shopping today and also coughed up a little $100 tribute.  twinkie sent $500 and I plan to do some more shopping with him as well and senor doggy just sent $500 cash. 🙂

Deb set Me on to Rods, a local Western store.  If you wade through all the stetson hats and Ropers you can actually find some cool stuff–tough girl sparkly tops, crazy belts and surprisingly cool jeans that fit well.  I even found a tshirt that says “You gotta earn your spurs.” LoL   They also have a brand of jeans called Cruel Girl.  twinkie bought the red leopard top I’m wearing in some of the pics from there.  The red leopard zip sweater senor doggy got at Boston Proper.

NEW SHOPPING ITEMS ” Get to clickin’ bitches!

Cowgirl Belt w Blue Stones
Studded Cowgirl Belt hairlip
Silver Suki Jeans in different washes (3 pairs) my toiletbrush
Cowgirl Pistol Top my toiletbrush
Zebra Cowgirl Belt my toiletbrush
Rhinestone Cowgirl Belt my toiletbrush
Cowgirl Top my toiletbrush
Purple Top my toiletbrush
Yet Another Hot Purse my toiletbrush
Sparkly Kimono black in Large
Zebra Top in Large
Tatoo Wiggle Dress XL
Shiny Pinup Top XL
More  Handmade Moonstone Earrings from Etsy
Unique Earrings
Tall Studded Jeans size 12 my toiletbrush (sending back.they fit weird)
Dangly Moonstone Earrings
It’s on sale now! Must buy QUICKLY!! my toiletbrush

SENOR DOGGY!! EMAIL ME! I had toiletbrush repurchase the jacket you fucked up.  you owe ME $500 for the jacket.  Even though it was $300, I tacked on $200 for making Me wait!

Ugh I stepped on a damned sewing needle which broke inside of MY foot!  When do I friggin sew?  I think I might have tightened a button or something and dropped the needle.  Anyway, the doc had to dig in reeeally deep and put in 2 stiches.  It hurts like a friggin muthafucka!  She put Me on vicodin and it still hurts.  Guess I won’t be running around for a few days, so I’ll be  lounging around, working on building up MY shopping list.  That means you will all be emptying your wallets and distracting Me from My ouchy little foot with gifts galore and huge donations.  I can’t believe MY perfect little ped will have a little scar.  boohoo  Maybe you should all step on needles and send ME the xrays as proof!

HIGHEST PRIORITY senor doggy bought this, but for some reason Macy’s flagged his account because I ran the charge for him when he was overseas. So I need someone else to buy PRONTO!!!

It’s on sale now! Must buy QUICKLY!! toiletbrush

Just got $400 from a new slave named ugly skinny nerd. That’s the name he chose. I woulda came up with something with more pizazz. Anyway, he talks about himself in third person.and sometimes in the plural..awesome.another nut job!

HOLY FUCK. he just sent a video clip and photo.

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he looks like something is majorly wrong with him. he definitely lives up to his name. he’s not mentally challenged, he just looks it. hahaha SHIT!!! I..I..I..for once in MY life I have no fucking words.  WHAT DA FUCK is this???  he’s obviously a very sick man..you can tell by his choice of art. HAHAHAHAHAHA  GAWD ALMIGHTY, I AM A FUNNY!!!

skinny ugly nerd’s retardalicious video clip.

Jesus Christ!  What is wrong with you, men?  Do I now need to get handicapped parking spaces for BitchyBeauty.com??

ugly skinny nerd, you are obviously VERY disturbed. How nice for you. Now hop on the short bus to the ATM machine and send ME all your cash! HAHAHAHAHA!

Note to screwy stewy.  OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVE that purse you got.  The leather was absolutely dreamy and it’s just a perfect purse for Me!

Well they had another psychic fair and I decided to get MY aura photographed again to see if it was a fluke that My last aura pic looked like it belonged to the Dali Lama.  Well, oddly enough it looked almost EXACTLY like the one I took months ago..even the 7 little white orbs shining above MY head like heavenly hosts or some shit.  Cept this time, My aura got even more angelic– I’m like the Lady Guadalupe!    I had even more white in MY aura.  Jesus fucking almighty!  If I’m not careful I might just ascend straight to the heavens.

On the left was from this weekend.  On the right was from March. Unfortunately the recent one, MY face hardly shows.

See the resemblance?

Shopping Demands
Sweater Jacket size Large screwy stewy
Straight skirt size 12 screwy stewy
Sparkly Pocket Jeans screwy stewy
Moonstone necklace hairlip

toiletbrush, you piece of shit! your last order from White House Black Market did NOT come in!  So you owe all that you spent here IN CASH..and you owe it NOW!! I’m sick of this bullshit! Do you want to be strictly cash only like some of these other douchebags whos orders don’t come in???  Lose your shopping privileges FOREVER???  FIX THIS, you fat, bald german fudgepacker!!