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Holy Shit! you’re gonna be screwed!

New photos for Members should be up soon! I took a bunch. Unfortunately, I was too lazy to hook up the good digital camera and the lighting was kinda crappy..but these photos are reeeeally going to screw with your impressionable minds. teehee.I think I’m going to be very busy collecting money the next few days!
I had planned to wear the red and black corset that twinkie bought.but I don’t think I like it very much, it totally squashes MY boobage or either pushes them up over the top. I definitely need ones with either cups or underbust style. I think I will like the new one I’m getting a lot more. Sorry about your lucky twinkie. Maybe I’ll try it on again later and like it more. I wound up just wearing one of MY old ones. Well. I dressed up just for these pics–I don’t expect it to happen very often–now back to My sports bras, cotton panties and work-out shorts.

You’re all gonna be so friggin screwed!

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Boring day

Let’s see. I got a corset from amsterdam ham from meschantes.com They really look like pretty ones with all kinds of gorgeous material. Not sure of what his total was yet. We picked out a silver and black underbust one. amsterdam ham also bought Me about $300 of photography lighting today. terrance got Me a new blender and a photography book off MY amazon wishlist and a pretty sweater I found at Macy’s. toiletbrush just bought Me a few goodies. Not exactly a big cash day but I had guys doing a lot of shopping. I should be getting a bunch of boxes this week! yeah!!

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fratboy payslave

I’ve been busy working on a few things and haven’t updated here for a few days. I suppose I better start thinking of some more pictures to put in the members area here sometime soon. Somebody really needs to get Me that wide-angle lense off MY wishlist.

From now on when you sissyboys buy lingerie and dildos get them here at
My new lingerie and toyshop.

Let’s see. pornpie freak tuesday last night–another $300 and him on cam dressed as peterpan (or so he thought). The outfit was actually a bit creepy–kinda like kermit the frog in drag.

Got a new chubby british guy named dan–who I have nicknamed deadman dan. heehee Maybe I will tell you the back-story on that one in members. he’s paid Me before–usually make a donation out of the blue or buying gifts off of amazon, but this is the first time he had the nerve to contact Me. he made $400 worth of donations last night.

toiletbrush bought Me this pretty red sexy underthing that ran abound $60 and twinkie bought Me a new red leather corset ($150) It was totally on sale for half off and he couldnt pass it up. I have a few events Im thinking about going to, so I thought I woud get prepared. I saw this one outfit that I saw that I will be adding to MY wishlist. The top cost $300. It’s at versatile fashions–I’ll add it to the wishlist when I update.
Ugh.I’m on My period again–didn’t I already have one this month? Fuckin’ A! I think it’s early. Fucking, assholes.I’m sure it’s all your fault!

fatmac, contact Me–I am having serious candy cravings and need more of that yummy diet candy I make you buy all the time.

Check out sissy fratboy’s teddy. That fucking financially challenged dork, STILL hasn’t the funds to buy his goddamned chastity device and nobody pitched in to help him.
Well back to coding.

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Making a mockery of men. What fun!

HeeHee fun day. $300 from the divorcee. he’s such a sorry case. he was crying like a baby because he is overdrawn. Payday is coming up again for him in a few day. teehee. Get to your webcam divorcee, I want to see what that little poodledick of yours looks like locked up.

Oh and then the baboons. hahaha OH Mah-gad! he coughed up $300, stuck a bunch of bananas up his ass (minus the peels) and held them there til he thought he would bust, then splat them out on a plate.and well..check out his piggydiary to see the full affect. We decided that russell needs another friend besides his alter-ego to keep him company. Sooo..I bought him a Mr.Potato Head (they don’t have them in england, I guess). Well he’s not going to be friends with Mr Potato Head.he can toss the potato part. I’m going to make him eat a bunch of fiber and try to lay a real solid turd. Then keep it around for a few days so it gets nice and stiff. Then he’s going to use the MrPotato head accessories and create his own poopie-pal. Picture if you will all the fun he will have.
Here’s the baboon trying to hide his gargantuan schnoz that I was laughing at.

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homo-erotic training – force gay!

Yippy got another $300 from sierras minion and $200 from the baboons. toejamjam sent $100. I skipped pornpie freak’s tuesday $300 camshow.:( I just fucking couldnt bear looking at his ass. The smiley face is for the $300.not his nasty ass on cam. ha! toiletbrush did about $75 on some minor thing I wanted bought. Oh scary there’s a creepy fatguy on Forensic File’s that looks like beerboyjoe.

OH I added some totally disusting material for My homo-erotic training. All of you who I am training to be little fags can go straight to it and remind yourself of your homosexual inklings.
On to the sperm-slave gallery.

Got a call. Later

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Admired and Adored…

Last night I was up to the wee hours talking to nincumpoops on the phone. Sierra’s minion came out of hiding and donated $500! Yeah! What a fucking babbling freak he becomes everytime he sees new pics. The divorcee caved in and forked over another $200. Found out he ran off and ordered himself a chastity device without actually being instructed to. HAHA! Fucking funny. Good idea.I love keeping married men chastised! terrance was a good boy and coughed up another $300 and twinkie gifted Me $400. Go write in your journal, twinkie.you havent been keeping it up like you used to.

I’m trying to talk fagarina into paying for a new stove for Me. You know those kinds that are totally flat and installed right into the counter–oven part completely seperate and installed below? Actually he’s too poor to pay for it all at once–that’s why there’s Sears cards. I’m not letting him wank off and he’s all in little spanker fairyperv mode wanting to beat his tiny meat. Maybe when he agrees to the stove. They are a lot more expensive than regular stoves. Sucks to be fagarina. he’s working on getting the commodities for his next video. “Sexual Encounters of the Third Kind– fagarina bones home.” he’s getting a blowup alien-doll and dressing up as a little girl martian. HAHAHA GAWD, I love doing this shit! Ya don’t know how friggin grand it is–to get out of bed and just have a good ol’ time every damned day!

Jesus, there is like tons of snow out today. It’s that time of the year to force guys make Nekkid SnowAngels in MY backyard. I’ll be available to do phone calls all day and tomorrow cuz it’s WAY too fucking cold to go outside.

Clue of the day.
If you’re going to send Me sick death-threats: DONT do it from your daddy’s computer. HAHAHAA

Oh remember the pakistan pooch?? The guy with the reeally crappy dirty hovel who took pics with the sack on his head? Well. he called today and his creditcard was maxed!! he claims to have had a “terrible accident”. Fuck you, you greasy litte foreigner! The day you were CONCEIVED was a TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!

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Punished paypig

I have some stuff to get done here today and need to workout. All My workout clothing came today fatty. Love them!

OH that fucking frenchfool the slutfuck almost lost his membership for being his usual slutty self. he was given a 2part punishment. First he sent $400 and for the second part of his punishment he will be given himself a fullface shit mask. he wil suffer. I got the cash.now we’re waiting for “nature to call.”

I’ll update later tonite when I get more time.
I’m back. Oh let’s see. Another $300 from pornpie freak and some crazy pics of him dressed up as.hmm..I dunno what. he’s so lame. $300 cash came in from easy scott, $100 from brad the fag and a box of stuff including a really nice carving set, an omelet pan and some salmon rub.

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