Sad day. I missed baboon zoo cam because My internet was down for most of the late afternoon and early evening. So I went and bought some riding rain gear. $200 for a fucking rain suit. We were going to go on a 2 day ride..but now we’re just going on a all-day ride on Sunday and on Saturday going to the Columbus Biker Ball. I’m taking the Chopper Saturday. I’ll be the chick with THE HOTTEST bike there! Yay! My splendiferous saddlebags for the Harley came today! They are awesome and extremely well made. Here’s a photo of one. The other was in the garage and I was too lazy to get it for a photo. Also in the photo is the easybrackets twinkie got ME, the signal relocation kit and passenger footpegs black pooch got ME.

I think I’m going to make a little webcam video clip for wankaholic. Goddess only knows how much I’ll be able to milk him outta armed with one of those!

period boys take out your tampons! Actually this is the beginning of a strange period. I’m hardly bleeding at all for 2 days! Woohoo! I hope I don’t have a flash flood on saturday or we will have to stop a zillion times which will suck! I know how brad the fag hates listening to ME ramble about MY period..he’s scared of anything pussyesque. Sometimes I like to blab about it just to gross him out.

Still nobody has bought MY big touring seat! I WANNA BIG FAT GRANDPA TOURING SEAT TO REST MY HEAVENLY HOLY HINEY WHEN I RIDE! GET OFF your DUFFS, DOOFS!

Oh how I love to suck the life out of british freaks! Well, guess who STILL hasn’t gotten enough of MY abuse??? lee the wankaholic!! he called again and I could hear MY videos playing in the background. he sent another $1,300 AND bought Me the DeMask latex dress that has been on My wishlist. he really wanted to buy Me that–he begged to purchase it, so being the generous soul I am, I let him get it. Thing fucking takes up to 12 weeks to ship though!! Holy fuck! lee has been doing a pretty good job, feeding My greed the last few days. But guess what lee??? I’m still not satiated. I WANT MORE!
Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum I’m so rumbly in My tumbly! Take your money, not so humbly!

Then stinkyass baboon sent Me $200 and promised to do public webcam tomorrow. I’ll post his monkeycam link tomorrow. It will be like a trip to the zoo!

I’ll be gone Saturday and Sunday for a longer roadtrip on the Harley. Might check in quickly in the evening but not sure yet. I’ve got to go pick up some motorcycle raingear before I go. I’m going to add some to My biker wishlist because I’m sure I will want to have several to pick from.

blackpooch has to sleep on the bathroom floor again tonite. Check if he is. (The page isn’t as good as looking directly at him through yahoo pager. On yahoo he is SAG817TREAT FOR MEMBERS!

slutty suzy. Here’s the Derby cover you got ME. Why don’t you buy Me some more stuff?! I need all kinds of shit for the hand controls.

UPDATE AGAIN: Before I left, wankaholic lee did one last $500, making his total $2,400! amazon addict, your harley boots showed up today and they were soo cute.but too small. 🙁 I’m going to exchange them for a size larger but for now on I’m getting Harley boots in mens 8.5 because they fit ME perfectly while in the women’s harley boots I am sorta in between sizes or something.

black pooch!! My spies tell ME that when they checked your cam this morning at around 6a.m. you were SPANKING OFF!!! I don’t remember giving you permission! PENALTY!!!!

UPDATE AGAIN!
wankaholic lee from the UK is on a real rampage! I just ran across this freak for the first time last night. he just sent another $400 then I told him to send another $200 and he called Me and said “i need to apologize, i sent $500 instead.” HAHAHAHA
you earned back your phone priviledges I guess, you pathetic sap. Total tally so far 100 plus 400 plus 500 plus 400 plus 500. $1,900. he’s not ringing back after I sent him to do more, he musta spilled his ballbutter all over his lap. Don’t forget to spread it on a slice of toast and eat it. Cheerio!

UPDATE: 5.23.05 in the afternoon.
HARDY FUCKING HAHA! That lame-o lee who tried to run off last night before finishing his order for $400 (which I took anyway) just read My announcement about him and automatically sent $500! HA! What a fucking LOSER!

One of My newbies who have been given the nickname wimpydog and has posted his first entry. he also sent another $100 last night.

Not to be outdone, blackpooch hinted about being a webcam hooch tonite. So he’s going to be sleeping on the bathroom floor with no pillow too all night. Wanna peek? Tune into (removed his screenname til I want it posted again.)

NOTE TO LEE In the UK:
So this little freak makes $100 donation out of the blue and then calls me and says he is going to do another $400. I’m all happy and he tries to make another donation and then fucks it up and its declined. So I make him give me the card # so I can run it myself. I can hear the fucker breathing heavy and I know what that means..in cases with new guys like this who volunteer out of the blue to make a large donation, you have to get that information FAST FAST FAST FAST out the fuck because if he spurts, he’s gonna hang up before giving you the big donation. SO I am barking out the information I want, Chariots of Fire playing through MY head, and I’m typing a mile of minute, it’s like Run for the Roses as fast as you can! Get a nibble before he dribbles! Sure enough right as we get to the end of his credit card ..SPEW..he hangs up! Well guess what fuckface! I had the last 4 digits of your card from your first transaction. you DID get charged the $400 you promised Me, you piggish british fiend! you have lost all phone call priviledges. you can pay next time you get a stiffy, but you SURE aren’t fucking ever talking to ME again.

Blow it out your ass, loser! you just got BOOFED out of $500!

Oh tomorrow there will be a special webcam show featuring sissy christina. he’ll be sleeping on the kitchen floor all night long. TUNE IN !

TREAT FOR MY BIKERBITCH WISHLIST SHOPPER BOYS!

Here I am wearing amazon addict’s boots, sunglassses (on My head), and headwrap and latexlover’s chaps. Full sized photo will be available shortly to members.

The next items I want is the the touring seat, windshield, luggage rack and the clock. (ESPECIALLY the TOURING SEAT and WINDSHIELD!) Who’s gonna get it????????

UPDATE: Just got $200 from the divorcee.

Hey boys! Woooohooo! We had so much fun riding today! I really love the Harley and it’s a lot of fun to have a comfortable passenger riding with ME. celibate george’s Shell gas cards showed up today. his card which I have been using for years now was about to expire at the end of the month so I called and bitched at him and he sent the new card–2 of them. So I gave one to My girlfriend. heehee Gas prices just went up and he was bitching about that! Sucks to be you, bitch!!

brad the fag sent ME a $40 chipotle gift card so we zoomed by there and pigged out on those yummy burrito bowls I am addicted to.

Let’s see. What goodies have I gotten for My bike so far? Well, let ME tell you.
the black pooch got ME the turn signal relocation kit so I can get those saddle bags installed and the new chrome and rubber passenger foot pegs. The bags should be here on monday or tuesday! Then I hypnotized slutty suzy on yahoo webcam by laughing at him and mocking him and got $200 PLUS the $295 Chrome Clutch Bracket and Master Cylinder Reservoir and the $50 Chrome Flame Derby Cover! terrance also bought Me Reduced Effort Clutch Kit for around $40. The clutch is REALLY tight and is totally making My hand sore after awhile. If I like it and it’s not too ugly, I might put one on the Princess ChopperBeast too. I’m also looking to try to see if there is anything to be done to make the break and clutch levers not have such a long reach. I wish they were just a little bit closer to the grips! I have really long fingers, but My hand isn’t overly long. I’d prefer if the levers were in more so all My fingers could firmly grip it better. Any of you guys out there have any idea? Probably not.most of you fags have never ridden before! HAHA SISSIES!!
Check out the Biker Bitch SHOP-athon.

Then to top off MY fabo night, the amazon addict sent ME $250 amazon GC which I need to go spend on items on MY wishlist.which is exactly what I am going to do right now.
tata
See all the shit amazon addict has gotten boned for!

you too can Buy ME shit at Amazon!

Guys who are paying LOVE TAXES. Get a hold of ME. I am going to try to switch everyone over to the new system. The guy with the initials m.j. who has been paying the $100 weekly switched over as soon as I commanded him to do. That’s a good boy. How about you make another regular donation to keep you busy. 😉

I’ve got you bitches shopping like silly!!
I made an entire BIKER BITCH WISHLIST for MY bike gear plus fulfilled stuff I’ve gotten already.
twinkie got My custom saddlebags today which are $565. I’m getting them all studded out.

smalldickSD surprised ME with a $400 GC from Harley Davidson. I ran straight over and got My new Screaming Eagles with them and some foot controls and foot pegs. I still need new footpegs for the passenger. Somebody get ON IT! Also the Kit for the signal relocation is needed RIGHT NOW so I can put the SaddleBags on. The clutch bracket kit is also high on MY priority list.

I still have to get a few more parts for when I change over to these new exhausts–a different aircleaner and a computer chip installed. Will probably run $400-$500 for this. This is going to be an expensive hobby for you boys. My chopper is totally chromed out. There is NOTHING else I could possibly add to it, but I’ll be keeping you VERY busy with My Harley.

This spazz named pete made a $100 donation last night, then followed immediately with another $300. he’s such a total fucking loser.

Slapped a few of those pics of ME in the blue and black latex dress up to keep you all drooling til I get off My ass and take new pics. NEW MINI GALLERY!

HAHA I made My sissygeek make this for Me. The original is on fagarina’s journal. I want some more of these pics! Make a little trophy plaque with cardbord. Cut a hole in it and slit it so your head fits in without making a big giant hole as big as your head, it has to be just as big as your neck or it will look lame. Then take a pic of your face with animal ears on or antlers on your noodle. fagarina was SUPPOSE to stick his tongue out like a dead animal but “forgot.” he’s such a doofus. So the rest of you need to stick your tongue out and maybe black a little bullet hole between your eyes. hahahaha! he is actually wearing those antlers. They arent photo-shopped on. Only the plaque was shaped because fagarina also screwed up his cardboard plaque and it just looked square.

Update: $500 from black pooch. Far cry from what he SHOULD HAVE FUCKING GAVE ME.

Special delivery from latex lover! he sent Me 2 new helmets, a little do rag and a pair of chaps. The chaps look awesome on Me! It’s too fucking hot to wear the chaps though. It was 103 today!

Hang on, members. I know I got to do some new photos soon. I’ve been totally fixated on MY bike thing the last few weeks. Maybe I’ll get a few shots in these new chaps though. I look so HOT in them.

fagarina’s big box of giant shrimp came today. These are the yummiest shrimp. Speaking of shrimp, shrimp! you have an assignment, fagarina. It BETTER be done or heads ROLL! Contact ME on sunday so I can snag that $200 out of your account while you look on helplessly. heehee

$300 from sissy tommikins. Unfortunately he called ME too late and his seedy bookstore where he goes to suck cock was all closed. No dickie-poo for tommikins tonite. Oh tommikins, I wasn’t ignoring you when you called back.I got another call. I can’t fucking believe you can’t drive a stick, what a TOTAL fag!

$500 from toiletbrush. he still owes ME a LOT more! $200 from cheesedick.

easy, you owe ME $300, you impotent, baptist sack of shit! I recommend you send it. amazon addict I’ll be updating My amazon wishlist JUST for you. 🙂

UPDATE:
SHOP MY HARLEY LIST!
Veronica added a bunch of shoes to HER wishlist. Get to it,boys!
Veronica updated Her amazon wishlist.
Leaving at 4:30 to go price bags.

PICTURE MOVED TO MEMBERS ONLY!

I bought it!!

I’m the proud owner of a DynaGlide Wide Glide.

HAHA I have Hers and Hers bikes! GAWD DAMNED! I’m such a fucking spoiled bitch!

TIME for you bastards to DIP INTO THOSE WALLETS AND DIG DEEP cuz I’m CHROMING THE FUCK out of this baby!!
************EVIL WICKED WITCH LAUGH!***************

Working on MY Harley wishlist right now. 🙂 I totally have to put Screaming Eagles on this thing THIS WEEK. They sound TERRIBLE with the factory pipes. Think I should get the Bologna cut or the Slash down?