beerboy joe you are so fucking lame. he called and I squeezed another $350 out of him and we applied for one more credit card for him and a Bestbuy card. $350 is a real dud for this dud. 🙁 It’s no fun when his credit cards are maxed. To make things worse, the lame adult bookstore I made him go to had no pervies sticking their weewee’s in the holes in the walls. boo hiss! Hopefully the ccard company will accept his application for the new
credit card. We tried to transfer one of his visa balances which is huge.
Cross your fingers!
dave from GA called. This guy used to call like over a year ago constantly and then suddenly went into hiding. he tributed $300. If he does what I tell him to this week, I might think about taking him back and giving him the name “the Grand Poobah of losers”. Will he earn this prodigious nickname–or will I have to give it to someone more deserving? Time will tell. Update: beerboyjoe was declined for a Bestbuy card. Oh how humiliating for him! I thought anyone could get a Bestbuy card!

Yesterday I went bonkersand threw away everything in MY den.  Well, not the all furniture and plants..but all the decorations, knickknacks and wall hangings, the coffee table and 2 chairs.   I love MY couch and it’s woodwork and the carpet in there and the new “sand-dune” paint.  I’m keeping that.  I decided I am totally going in a earth hues celtic theme.  I want some sort of rustic looking coffe-table with hinges and handles.  I got some awesome celtic cross sconces and wood boxes while I was out yesterday.  I’m working on a wishlist right now.  I already made toiletbrush get ME some things which I put on MY wishlist last night and twinkie got Me this scottish targe shield to hang. (how butch of Me.)  I tossed the stuff while I was ballistic so I wouldn’t be tempted to keep MY little knick-knacks and ruin MY theme.  I want the rugged celtic look..not fairies and shit.  I’ll be obsessing on a wishlist today.  Maybe I’ll be all butch and get battle axes and shit.  Grr.. Who knows.  I have planning to do.  tata

Here’s a drawing of ME by a cheap bastard named lugh. Here’s 3 versions of it. The first one he sent is as the one at the bottom, but of course..I had a problem with the shoes.  I don’t know why in the hell I am only wearing one boxing glove. I like the hearts though.
Me and russell had a blast this afternoon. Oh Mah gawd he is such a vile, shit swallowing baboon! I don’t know how I can watch this stuff and find it amusing..but I do in a sick and twisted way. he shoved peeled bananas up his ass. I mean crammed himself full of them and ewwww..[skip the next paragraph if you’re My Mom or Beth reading this..]

pooped his bananas and everything else up his ass into a giant plate and ate it. yeah yeah.People can get sick doing this..and I’m sure I should care..but..ummm.this is russell. I DON’T.  I  soo want to set him up with a date with deryck. I think they would make a beautiful couple OMG, and russell has his own private potty-chair that he bought for himself. How sick is that? I mean it’s one thing to buy one to use on some sicko man..but to actually pick one out for yourself. ha!  you brits!! What the fuck is in your fish and chips?? Anyway, russell is very jealous of beerboy joe, so I think he is working to impress Me. he has set up a meeting with some male prostitute who is suppose to allow him to lick his butt and hopefully doodoo on him.  I’m trying to talk him into doing hidden cam. Won’t that be fun? I’d stay home on party night to watch that! Anyway, the baboon paid his $300 for this abuse and I had a good laugh.Got another bouquet from toiletbrush. Oh mark the pornpie freak just sent his $300 and is dressed up as Baywatch lifeguard. I’m going to go watch this. Had to update with this little morsel. The baboon and pornpie freakfest double feature Added one more still shot to russell’s page. I had them doing nasty tricks for each other.  They had the hots on each other.  It was like watching the Discovery channel having both cams on at one time. russell sent another $100. It must take awhile because it isn’t showing up in the donations detail thingie.  Thought I’d make him the guinea pig and see if it works okay–so that brings the baboon to $400 today.

Yippee! beerboy joe called last night. I completely wiped one card down to the last dollar and actually went over his limit on the other. $2,400 and he was wiped out! Here he is explaining that he had paid $1000 on one card and the mininimum on the other and ME laughing at his plight.  The funny part is, he called earlier in the day to say that he was drinking and that he “wasn’t doing this stuff” anymore. he had learned to control himself. I laughed in his face and told him to keep drinking and to call back after the bars closed. Obviously beerboy and I need to apply for a new card for him somewhere–this max’ed card thing, might put a crimp on MY fun!

Been working on updating all My wishlist pages. This is probably the hardest part of MY “work.” Looking for new stuff for you guys to buy, surfing tons of sites for certain items, keeping track of purchased items and fixing dead links is no simple chore.
terrance paid $100.
Put in your paid advertisement today! mark the pornpie freak sent another $600 the last couple of days. his calls are getting more frequent now adays. he’s a sure $300 every time he calls–but I don’t think I can fucking stand this boring little skipping fairyfreak 2 or 3 times a week! It’s driving ME nuts! Sometimes I even ask MYself why he continues to pay ME. I fucking pay no attention to him. I hardly follow his phone conversations..either I’m typing away or the tv is blaring. I even put him on hold and do calls with other guys. I’ve been talking to this guy for soooo many years. I’ve seen him perform every vile act there is to perform, dress up in so many sissy outfits, fuck himself with every fruit and vegetable known to man–nowadays I just zone out on him. Friday he was a chocolate sundae. he dressed up with his little cherry on his head and dumped ice-cream toppings on himself. The night before he just ran around in pink foofoo stuff and did some very gross stuff. Pics in members diary.
Here’s a funny email I got this week from carl the drunken loser.
hello Mistress SIERRA, I mean Princess..you probably don’t even remember me
but, i called you friday night, sat. morning..you got me sooo drunk and ran up the bill. I remember the end of the phone call, i could not even get it up
and jerk off as i really wanted to in the beginning. What resulted was i got
so drunk on tequila, and then vodka!!! my wife found me saturday morningnaked, drunk and passed out in my own vomit on the floor near the computer
used to send you the donations..Please if you didn’t bill me yet can you
reduce it to $200.00 instead of $300.00 being it ruined my marriage and cost
soo much and i didn’t even cum????please be understanding i know you are
kind under it all my Princess, please? Also that day i was soo sick i missed work costing me even more money and it took 3 days to feel better..After
my divorse is final i will call you again and i will as you said get a small
place so i have more spending money…please be understanding Sierra my one
true princess??????
I’m sure you can guess MY answer.

Iwill NOT drop the price..you actually owe ME $100 donation for complaining.
hahahaha!Fax Me a copy of the divorce papers, FREAK

he thanked ME and is sending cash shortly. heehee

I’ve gotten $300 from a guy in athens Greece.  I emailed him after the first anonymous donation to urge him on and he didn’t even reply! Then he sent another $200 and I emailed him again about receiving a bonus . I emailed him after the first anonymous donation to urge him on and he didn’t even reply! Then he sent another $200 and I emailed him again about receiving a bonus videoclip..and still no answer!  Yo dingbat!  you scared shitless or something?  If you want the clip you will have to get the balls to actually email back.
ALLON from IL you LAME PIECE OF SHIT!  you still haven’t gotten your membership passwords  because the email you signed up with isn’t valid and you just automatically got rebilled.  Email ME if you want your friggin passwords!  $50 from chris from michigan.I expect you to get back and do the rest of your contribution!  fatmac sent $100 towards the Roomba for My mom and spent $50 on basic unsexy shopping that I always stick fatty with. $150 from a new guy on yahoo, $200 from cheesedick another blast from the past, easypromised to send another $300 monday by mail. toiletbrush got a dress from MY wishlist and sent ME another box of goodies to ruin MY diets!

Ha ha oh man, you guys missed a fucking cool show. Me and My friends watched this movie on the scifi channel called THE LAST MAN ON PLANET EARTH

In a world populated exclusively by women, a young scientist attempts to create her own version of a male human ” one genetically engineered to refrain from any form ofviolence.

Airs Monday, July 28, at 11PM ET/PT 
I checked scifi channel and it doesn’t seem to be coming on again this month.  It was reeeally low budget and had some terrible actors in it and was pretty hokey but it was COOL! World War III kills off almost all of the male sex because of chemical warfare that attacks the Y-chromosone.  Women are all totally lesbians and despise man-animals.  There are absolutely no men on earth besides a minuscule handful of old renegade men who were immune to the virus who hide out in an old football stadium on the outskirts of civilization planning to steal back the world from the “LESBIAN CONSPIRACY and bring back “god the father” but the Women wind up shooting them all away. There is also a little underground whorehouse ran by a woman who keeps some old men as prostitutes to service the disrespected closet-case heterosexuals. Having sex with men has long time been banned and most women have never seen a man in their life and never will. They only clone female children and reproduction is highly controlled.Any way this closet-case scientist clones this man genetically engineered to be nonviolent. The All Female government hunts him down and infects him with the Y virus and he dies.  But anyway, it was showing that the Women were violent themselves in killing and controlling all the “Y’s (men). We were laughing our asses off, you can be sure.

This vacuum is soo cool.  I GOTTA get one for Mom and Her partner?  Who’s going to buy it? She’d never buy one of these things for Herself, but it’s great!
Want to buy MY 2-moms a Roomba vacumm Send $200 amazon giftcertificates to ME to use for it. Yo deryck, Duena is going to be very disappointed in you.

Don’t be alarmed.  One of My keen accounts is temporarily froze up. Keen says they have been doing random security checks on keen accounts, other Women have complained about it happening to them, too.  I had to fax them some info–it should be up and running after the weekend.  Funny how they do it after I get a $500 pay-2-view Keen mail from “shitonme“. I’ve seen this guy’s keen name on every Woman’s keen feedback. Talk about whore!  Going to be spending tomorrow with some friends here.  Since I’m still Miss Limpy sprained ankle-Girl,  I have MY friends coming here this weekend.  Margarita night!  deryck  just sent ME $500. I promised him that I wouldn’t post it because he doesn’t want his ex to see that he’s still paying.  Obviously I lied.  teehee That’s what you get for NOT going to the bank and filling your card up!
toiletbrush just sent $100 but I’m too tired to stay up and get anymore out of him. Lucky him.  Got another box from fatmac filled with goodies and MY long awaited pool loungers.  Yawwwwwn.

Ok. you guys tell Me which announcement set up you like best. This is prettier, but I’m not sure if all you old goats can follow ok. I’m going to save the other just in case.   If you have some ancient version of Netscape you will need to update it–because it looks really funky on netscape 4.0. Email ME if you have problems viewing this. Added a lovely new bouquet to the toiletbrush flower page. russell is having a name change– he is now russell the ugly baboon he just sent $100. $400 crisp 100 bills arrived in the mail from easy. $200 bills from coocoo cock worshipper and this strange looking money-order from australia for $100–I remember the guy IMing Me on yahoo about it–but can’t remember his screenname.

Yeah! I have a robotic vacuum sweeper coming in the mail! I have others do MY vacuuming for Me–but a little robot vacuum buzzing around MY home sounds nifty and maybe will keep the boys busy with other chores! $100 from eatsusedrubbers but I think he needs to send another $100 for using the word “drats”. $300 from mark the pornpie freak who will be putting on show either tonight or tomorrow.Update:
Oops forgot to add that carl the drunken loser donated $75 and then called and lost another $225. I might post his drunk wavs for a good laugh if I get time. I’ll be gone most of saturday, be strong little wankers!