UPDATE: $200 from fagarina

DIRTY GAY BRITISH PHONESEX!
Call doomed brit and tell him how much you want to fuck his face.
In the US call 011-44-1275393123

If he is being a boring phoneslut, scream at him and tell him to lick your ass. Report his behavior to ME.
he should be available all weekend!

doomedbrit just lost $300 btw. toejamjam lost $200

loopy for legs did $200 and owes Me another $200. loopy for legs you DONT EVEN KNOW HOW LUCKY you got today! you’re friggin wife was on your screenname this afternoon. She told me that I had “the wrong party” when I messaged her and demanded you pay up. I did ask if anyone else used this screenname and she said only her husband. DO you KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD I HAD TO KEEP MYSELF from blurting out, “your loser ass husband is in love with MY feet and pays to be told what a freak he is??” I literally had to PULL MYSELF from MY keyboard because the tempation was too great! I wanted to fucking RUIN your little life SOOOO bad just for funnsies!! If I don’t see the other $200 by tonite, I will not be so considerate next time. 🙂

divorcee you have shopping to do!!! That studded purse showed up today too.

amazon addict I had to return those 2 skirts got from Swell. They were enormous. I ordered bigger sizes because they were in juniors and thought they would run small, but they were friggin HUUUUGE. I’ll send them back monday.rse showed up today too.

I got SO many goodies delivered today!
A candy blue latex dress from Syren from some guy with a latex fetish. I hadn’t really expected it to come because he never talked to ME, but it showed up today.

The reaction black sexy shoes.

The cotton sarong, a few tshirts, a cute little teal blue vest thing, the carebear pajama bottoms, a turquoise dress, this tropical skirt for MY vacation that you can get wet and it dries really fast, a twist shrug, a short grey hoodie, $100 and a card from a dan and around $300 of NuDerm facial products.

I got to go pick out more stuff for toiletbrush to buy for ME tonite.:)

UPDATE:$400 from sissy tommikins! Woohoo! he just called back and did another $200 which is $600–a record for him!!! Oh divorcee never mind getting this sweater off MY wishlist. toiletbrush just got it.but unfortunately the grey color was sold out and I had to settle for black. Go buy the earrings and the cocoon sweater in mocha frost.

HeeHee After amazon addict sent ME $350 he said, he thought he was “done” and wouldn’t be back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA!
Before the night was over he was back and sent ME another $100. AS IF! amazon addict, I have you wound so tightly around My pinkie IT ISN’T even FUNNY. you ARE easy! you aren’t going anywhere and you will continue to SHOP for ME until your undersized penis shrivels off and dies!! you are in the quicksands of SIERRA..and there is NOBODY to pull you out.

Oh then the divorcee came out and did close to $200 shopping off MY wardrobe list. divorcee I wanted that silk cropped top too! Did you forget to put it in your basket???? you BETTER NOT have. If you have, you get your faggotty ass back there and get it NOW! divorcee also sent $100 donation and PROMISED to spend another $300 shopping for me in 5 days when he gets paid. he will also be dressing like a crazed sissyfag and posing for pics for ME to hold over his head. I also talked vintage furfreak into sending another $200 and doing a bit of shopping for Me. he got Me another sun hat, some pants, a pair of cute cropped rainbow striped pajama bottoms, a plain white cotton sarong, a few little camis..and some other stuff. I think the total was around $300.
toiletbrush: Did you get more money on that card!? I have TONS Of shopping stored up for you!

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UPDATE:
$500 from deryck!.

Hey dweebies!

latexlover lost $1000!! Little bastard got all turned on today thinking about ME squandering his money on tropical vacations. he asked Me how he was suppose to be able to afford a holiday for his anniversary and I sent him links to some really filthy hotels in tijuana. This worked him up, made him hard, and I got lucky!! $1,000 lucky!!

Today I got a brand new guy today named rob who donated $500 and also joined MY $50 a week lovetax. 🙂 he also says he wants to do some shopping for Me. woohoo! Fresh eats! A new loser to take a BITE OUT OF!
I sent you an email with instructions, rob. Why haven’t you replied??

the ukranian got Me one of the leather purses off MY amazon wishlist but for some reason it didn’t disappear and reappear on MY fulfilled wishlist. It’s been shipped though. Nothing super fancy, but I like it and it will be perfect for My vacation.

A couple of other things have disappeared off MY amazon wishlist–things for My travels.sunhat, comfy dress, totebag and some other smaller things.

BTW I LOVE that new thermastat. Much better than My old one. Love the timer thing.my old one didn’t have that.

I’ve noticed something strange. I no longer can used My amazon GC’s for Nordstrom purchases! What the fuck! This SUCKS! So amazon addict along with your next GC you will also need to get the shoes from Nordstroms yourself. I know you are paranoid about ME finding out your info so just use the gift option and sign it addict. I will not receive a receipt, only a gift card–so none of your info will fall into MY clutches. I’m pretty miffed about this Nordstrom/GC thingie. Anyone else notice problems with using GC’s at Nordstroms??

I have a cute little page I have to finish up of fagarina dressed up as strawberry shortcake.

I also have a christmas party to go to before I leave on vacation, so I’ll have you guys shopping for My new outfit for that too. There will be plenty of shopping for you boys to do the next few weeks! Rejoice!

Well, I just booked MY vacation for Christmas. $6,032.70 for the resort and air for 2. This isn’t including excursions or anything.
Imagine what the LUXURY vacation I’m planning with FIVE of us going is gonna costs you jerkoffs. I’m being frugal for this trip and not paying the extra $600 for the helicopter ride from the airport. This place looks pretty nice for an all-inclusive. Although it’s a 5-star resort, it’s not as ultra topnotch as the last resort and I didn’t get the biggest suite this time, but I think it will be sufficient for a quick winter getaway. I’m leaving December 23rd and coming back late the 29th.
So you guys owe a LOT more for MY vacation fund.
CONTRIBUTE TO THE CHRISTMAS VACATION FUND!

I decided there was just no way I could deal with kids at a resort and you know that around Christmas they will be fucking filled with swarms of them. I was reminded today how much kids creep Me out. They fucking eyeball Me and stare at Me all the time. Especially ones with little short mommies. This one comes up to me, I’d say she was 4. But hell if I know.I can’t tell a 3 year from a 6 year old. She’s kinda sucking her fist and says, “can I touch your hair?”..and I’m like “no”. and she says, “can I touch your hair?” and I’m like “no.” That settled it. I went straight home and paid for My resort at an adult-only place. Kids and dogs make me nervous. My friends who have kids are always upset by how I look at their children like they’re fungus and flinch when they touch ME. I hate dogs too and push them away and stand there all stiff when they get next to me and say get that mutt away from me. Yucky slobbering thingies–the both of them. My mom used to tell Me when I was a teenager vowing I would NEVER have kids, that one day My “maternal instinct” would kick in. She now admits that I was never born with one.

So I went riding today, it was surprisingly nice weather. I think tomorrow it’s suppose to rain all day. Dropped off My bike and then took the truck to pick up some friends and head to the bar for a bit. I’m totally afraid to drink even a beer when I ride. I don’t know so many bikers drink and hop on their bikes.

UPDATE AGAIN:
$100 from the baboon and $200 from fagarina

UPDATE:
$500 from the sinking frenchboy and ANOTHER $200 from loopy for legs. hmm today is fagarina’s payday so I’ll be getting another $200 from him too.

Well, I think Mexico is out of the picture for Christmas. It’s pretty screwed up and I’m sure the other areas of Mexico not banged up by the storms will be totally full of people who had reservations for Cancun and Cozumel.
Anybody ever do Costa Rica? Food probably blows there. Maybe I’ll do St Lucia, Barbados?? I’ve been hitting the tripadvisor pretty hard again. I gotta book something quick if I want to get something halfway decent for Christmas. I’m really picky and will read hundreds of reviews before I choose something.

$500 from some new guy who popped up all fuckified by My new writings. he tried to put in another $300 and it didn’t work. he was all coked up. Said his wife was coming and hung up. Loser! $200 from slutty suzy, $200 from loopy for legs, $100 from doomed brit, $100 from this whiney wade guy, $100 from some bastard named jeffrey, $300 from terrance plus some shit disappeared off MY amazon wishlist including a little massager, a indoor thermostat thing I wanted, shoes and other stuff. twinkie got Me a few things from american eagle, alloy and some other place totalling around $400.

I’m STILL waiting for MY fat GC amazon addict. *click click* (you know what I mean, dontcha?? I want those purses! easy don’t forget MY $300!!

Well here’s MY review on that new abs workout DVD I got called 3-D abs.
SUCKS ass!
It’s very mannish and has you jumping around on one foot with a basketball and doing these very lame moves. I’ll be tossing that one. Go buy ME some more stuff, lotzalip dude to make up for it. Don’t tell Me you can’t afford it. Just don’t have Christmas this year.

Hey what a good idea! Why don’t you ALL NOT have Christmas this year?? you can fill your family’s stockings with My picture and toenail clippings. What a merry christmas that will be for them! “Daddy? Why didn’t Santa come this year?” Because daddy was a very naughty pervert!

And easy scott. he’s always whining that his kids won’t have a “college fund.” Fuck that! Nobody paid for My college. I got a scholarship. Well, I had an old guy pay for MY housing through college, but MY tuition was paid by scholarships. It’s not MY fault your kids ain’t gifted! Send them to community college and you worry about paying for My vacation!