Update: Yay Hurray! Just got $1000 from a very drunk shitpig and $200 from msub.

My trainer with Her new Rocket Grill, UnderArmour shirt and silver rings you losers bought Her.
Seriously if you fuckers knew how many lesbians in comfortable shoes were laughing at you this week, you’d all piss your pants in ecstasy. hahaha
Oh here’s the only picture of Me and Her together.it’s not My favorite.but aren’t My boots looking sexy? This is at the basketball game last week. I didn’t watch it.I was drank beer and played on MY phone the entire time. Can you believe she has a year-round luxury stadium suite at her disposal? haha Sport nuts are so wrong.

See.. Princess forever the sports fan.

K I was out last night, but I’m gonna try to stay in and do phone calls and I.M.s with you dumbfucks tonite since you all have been crying that I’ve been away in the evenings lately.

Oh yeah fatty..those are the Harley boots you bought..but what pair of boots have you NOT bought? hahahaha

Update: sissy tommikins loved the new pics and coughed up $250. haha he loves the fact that We both can ride motorcycles and he can’t even drive a stick! What a fairy. deadman dan read MY journal and immediately sent $300. I logged into MY account to find it and also noticed $600 from a total stranger in Cleveland that arrived sometime yesterday. This guy never contacted Me or anything to let ME know he sent $600. Come forth! Reveal yourself.then go make another chubby donation! 🙂

I went out last night.damned I have been doing that a lot lately..anyway, I came home to find $1,000 in My email from that slutty george guy. Again..no email.no I.M..just cool sweet cash.

Soooo sad.. that lacy black dress arrived and it was too big and fit like SHIT. I don’t think I liked that lace stuff around the hips on me either. Boohoo. So whoever sent Me $400 for that hot dress.sorry about your luck, it didn’t look that hot on Me. Im sending it back and returning it for a few dresses of lesser value. They said they are putting out a new catalog in few weeks.maybe they will have something nice then.

So all the dresses I keep getting for my next photo shoot haven’t been working out. I SOOOO need to stay home this weekend and take some friggn pictures. I’m amazed how many members I still have. I haven’t updated with photos for well over 2 months! Lordy. you still all love, adore and suffer for ME.even though I am a proscratinator. Winter makes Me lazy.and the basement is a bit a chilly.and that’s where I usually do MY self-photography.

I received a few CD’s in the mail.not sure who bought them. trainer also got some MORE under armour and a new duffel bag off Her wishlist. She took some pictures of Her in armour under shirts showing off some of Her prezzies. As soon as she sends them to me, I’ll post. Might be a few days, cuz she’s feeling under the weather right now.

I’ve gotten several pairs of silver earrings, some Yves Saint Laurent perfume, a new shower head and several boxes of protein bars off MY amazon wishlist.

So Im still waiting on Nintendo Wii and those Chanel sunglasses.

Oh brad the fag. you are a cheap fag bastard but that was one friggin AWESOME $30 salami. The regular salami is really good too. I think I actually prefer the “regular” one. Yum yum. Now send Me a CRISPY!

Simone Bianchin I made ya famous! he sent $300 dollars, but I still don’t like him. hahahaha

Update: I emailed father flatulance to show him MY new priest’s pictures and he was all jealous and wanted to beat Priest #2’s $300 donation and sent Me $400. OMG dueling deacons! you both best be fliching from those collection plates BIG TIME, padres! I bet the Pope is loaded! I need to get MY mits on him too!

Here’s a few names I have come up with.feel free to add other fun new nicknames for MY new slave.
Friar Fucked
The Patron Priest of Pervs
Satan’s Little Helper
Cardinal Sinner
slave of sacrilege
The Blasphemer (doomed brits pick)

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA

he’s in a confessional.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why do I love THIS SO friggin much??

OMG I am SOO amused by this. hahaha I just text this photo to MY mother!!! This was the greatest Valentine’s gift Evah!
hahahhaha

So time to brainstorm new nicknames for this priest. Any good ideas? Hey priest guy, I bet you’re soo sad I posted this photo because out of the dozen photos you sent ALL of them had your head blacked out.cept this one..did you forget?? Perhaps GOD willed it! Yep, I sure did! Say 500 Ave Sierra’s and call Me tonite to receive your next set of orders. Remember..God is watching you. Yes God is watching you. God is watching you…
from Ohio.

father flatulance..you better watch out! I caught MYself ANOTHER catholic priest! you aren’t the only one! BTW I think it’s time you pay ME again. This NEW priest sent ME $300 today. I’m going to make him buy jackhammer jesus dildo and fuck it on his webcam! heehee I’m thinking of all kinds of evil things for this one to do!

Here’s a picture of My picture he hid under some statue of Virgin Mary. hahahahaha

What a cheap church you must work at. That’s not even a real statue. That’s a stick with a head and hands.

Funny story. I made fagarina pose like this with that sign with several of MY girlfriends’ names on it. “< Insert friend’s name > will you be my valentine?? Heart Fagarina” and sent it to their text messages. Absolutely hysterical. They were laughing their asses off. Think of sitting there, minding your own business and have that pop up on your cell phone. hahahhahaha!

My sister scored 2 pair of New Balance shoes and She loves them.

Update: Yay! My Dior sunglasses showed up today that vintage furfreak bought Me. $300 well-spent! They are My favorite sunglasses ever. They look REEEALLY good on Me. They aren’t very flashy but they are the perfect shape for My lovely face. 🙂

deryck popped up last night and sent $1,500. Here’s the screenshot. Not all the $500 are payments..some of them are payment requests. So I received 3 $500 payments from him and a $200 from fagarina.

There is a pending $500 pay request, deryck. Go pick it up!!

Oh yes and can not forget msub’s $300. fagarina also purchased $150 of GC’s for the M restaurant. I still want a few more hundred dollars of these gift certificates because I thought of a few more girls I want to take.

Updated MY amazon wishlist again. I really want both pair of Gucci sunglasses but especially the ones with the rhinestone stuff on the side. That GPS thingie is still sitting on there reminding Me how fucking pathetic you all are!

Oh fatmac sent VTG $150 the other day I forgot to mention.

Christ! It’s snowing relentlessly! I don’t think I’ll get to go to MY workout today and spinning has been canceled because of the crazy ass snow. I’ll have to stay home and treadmill in the basement. BOO HISS!

Want Princess to be your ANTI-VALENTINE!? Well that will cost you at least $200. So line up to make your valentine cash and prove your unconditional, undying, un-reciprocated love for ME.
Princess + your money = TRUE LOVE FOREVER