My chewtoy: Didn’t I tell you if you kept reading MY journal, you’d get punished??  Seems you too can’t resist My fantastic powers!    Yeh, we both know you TOTALLY â™¥ Me.. 

mrobot activated last night and sent $400. Oh Mrobot is so much fun to tinker with.  I love GADGETS!

grandpa freakpie, I got your last emails and you promised Me payment that never came.  I think it’s time we put your ass on viagra so you are hornier and stupider all the time.  That prehistoric fossil of a penis is failing miserably.  If it doesn’t fuckin’ start making itself useful REALLY quick by putting CASH in MY pocket it might find itself floating around in a old pickle jar full formaldehyde very soon.

Speaking of Viagra, I want all My single guys (minus fatmac and tittyboy) to go to your doctors and get a bottle of Viagra.  Then every payday you pop one and call Me.   I don’t want you married guys doing Viagra because I don’t want your broken penises to start maintaining normal erections again, you might try sticking it to your wives or somethin’ (gag)..and we sure in hell DON’T want that now do we??   I even joined an affiliate program for Viagra, so I can get a percent of the Viagra sale profits. hahaha Fucking hysterical. 

drunk tom popped out of no where and sent $600, slurred and mumbled a lot and drank beer until he passed out..like usual.  I received $300 from some new guy who found Me on yahoo, fatmac sent $100 to cover My pedicure and manicure, terrance sent $300 of amazon gift certificates and latex lover sent Me $700.   

Tomorrow night Me and the crew are all going out for Tuesday Night margarita and karoke madness. If you want to talk to ME, you better do it tonight!

Oh I finally got My new kitchen table and chairs in place. It’s a tall pub table. I love it! I can’t remember who bought it now because it took so long to ship.  Anyway to whoever bought it, I am very pleased with it and it’s solid wood and very well-built.

toiletbrush tried to hide..but that didn’t go so well with him.  THEY ALL COME BACK. BACK to the one who created them. I got $500 out of his sorry ass and MORE to come tonight. 🙂   twinkie sent Me $500 today and bought a few small items off MY amazon wishlist.   $100 from hairlip and $300 from some fresh new meat..some guy who begged all night for ME to fart in his face.  fatmac is back into his swing of shopping.  yeah fatty you are whipped to the max!

Insert your your tampons into your lovetunnels!  I started Wednesday and it’s a fucking doooozie!    I might update later tonight.

you OWE ME  ANOTHER $1,500!  I know your horny ass is reading this!  Call MY cell phone.  I will be waiting to collect MY cash.   you can run, but you CAN NOT hide!

Well I’ve had a good ol’ time fleecing you faggots this week!

Here’s a screenshot of just SOME of the payments I have received the last few days.  This doesnt count amazon gift certificates,  clothing shopping, green dot payments,  keen payments and payments from this other payment method I use once in awhile. 

Im moving My work-out time a bit later for the time being.  I think Im going to start going to the gym around 9 to 11. We will see how that goes. OMG did you see tittyboys adventure at Octoberfest?? hahahaha What a little attention whore. he so secretly loved every minute of it. he rode the bus dressed that way and asked cops for directions! Nobody even commanded him to do that. hahahahahahaha!

Update Sept 19:  Since this entry is so short I thought I’d just add My friday brag list right here!  oliver twisted just sent Me $1,500!!  SierraIsGod sent $400. Damned! I’ve been having a great few days. 🙂  Don’t be too jealous, bitches!

oops ali mc loser actually sent $1,500. Here’s a screen shot! Click to see it!

And I just got $1,000 from shitenstein!  FUN for ME! Oh and $175 from stuart.  Hoorah.. Oh yeah, forgot to mention that loser who called and begged ME to turn on MY ignore line on Keen. He paid over $400 to listen to Me and MY girlfriend fight over what channel we were going to watch on t.v. and yell at her cats. hahahahaha! Hot stuff wasn’t it, freak?

pedro sent $300 and 44 fucking offline messages. What an obsessed freak!  ali mcfucker just sent $500 make that $1,300!  hahahahaha Fuuuuuck you ali mcfuckstain!!!  It was sooo fun taking your cash!  eeny peeny teeny just snatched $300 out of fagarina’s wallet and is sent it snailmail. hahaha!  Way to go eeny peeny!  I’d high 5 you, but you are a penis..so that ain’t happening.  hahahhaha!  Oh I heard about fagarina’s little loan he is getting!  eeny peeny: call Me when fagarina is asleep and I have a little plan up MY sleeve!  muahahahhahaha!

Wow we had some crazy wind storm and over half of ohio lost electrity for days!  Did your lives flash before your eyes???  Princess fan..I recognize your ip everytime you leave an anoymous message begging for more photos.  Really? Do you think that’s the way to get JACK SHIT out of ME, bitch??? Get this straight, fucker!  I COME FIRST! you COME LAST!  Bitch your needs don’t fucking matter!! EVER! Eat shit and die, mother fucker!!

There are a shitload of tributes I lost track of since  My update before the black out.  Now it’s time to get serious, fuckers! Whip out those wallets!!

Oh I just had a GRAND idea! I think I’m going to make tittyboy get MY gorgeous face tatoo’ed on his body. 

Someone buy Me this hat.

ali where is that $500 you promised?? you BETTER FUCKING SEND it!

 $500 from that lame ass arabian.  Oh My God he has the biggest birthing hips I’ve ever seen on a guy.  Send another $500 you raghead faggot! yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi, girlfriend!