Monthly Archives: August 2008

shitenstein hits the bottle

shitenstein hits the bottle

$500 from shitenstein and $500 from vintage furfreak. Sweeet!

shitenstein! Where did you go? you were suppose to come back with your shaver, your vodka and your credit card.  Me and MY girlfriend were sitting here waiting to watch you destroy yourself on cam while we have fun fleecing you on EVERY level!  you look soo nuts when your head is shaved.  Did I tell you, that your hair is like your only good physical trait? Yeh, you have wonky teeth, you are shaped like you escaped from a refugee camp, your face looks like it was pulled through a taffy machine and you’re as interesting as a pile of dried bird turds, but you have good hair. hahahaha  That’s why Princess must take it from you.  So give ME another ringring tonight, you self-loathing, bipolar alcoholic heapO’nothin! hahahahaha I want another $500.

randy the hump back freak, you called and didn’t call back when I told you to. you just earned $100 penalty on top of your regular phone call freak fee.

tittyboy is running around work with fucking bandaids on his ears wondering why everyone is staring at him. HAHAHAHA!

Oh check out the fucking hurricane that is going to hit florida.  My vacation is probably gonna suck ass weatherwise.  At least I will be surrounded by soggy lesbians.  boohoo.if we do get stormed out, I will just have to SCHEDULE another one.  Hi hairlip, I’m waving to you My little easy mantoy. heehee!  K I have all kinds of running to do today.  I have a lot of work to do. I have to hot-sync MY phone, run to Sprint and get MY treo looked at because it’s not charging when I plug it in.  Then I have to get My pedicure and MY manicure, pick up some boxes at Fedex and tan.  The come home and collect free money from goobers like you.  Phewwwww I dunno if I can handle another stress-filled day like this one!

Lalalalalala! My life is soooooo fucking amazing!  heehee Sucks to be you. FOR REAL!  Smooches to Myself!

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Another $1,000 from old guy george

Another $1,000 from old guy george

Yay! I got another $1,000 today from george! Always a pleasure snagging your money and maxxing your card, georgie.  $1,000 donations always make ME so giddy!! 

Hey fagarina! I got you gas and cash cards. We love them!  I expect more was sent on sunday.  Eeny teeny peeny assured Me that it will happen.


tittyboy got his ears pierced today and went to the busy mall in FULL drag.  Sucks to be him!!  I might be heading to bed early, so I might not be available for calls tonight.

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hairlip dutifully sends another $1,100.00 for vacation expenses.

hairlip dutifully sends another $1,100.00 for vacation expenses.

Shame on the rest of you!  As soon as I post that I required $1,000 more  for scooter and dining expenses in Key West, hairlip was the first to respond by sending the entire amount plus $100.  he has sent a total of $5,100 for MY vacation and is solely responsible for financing it!  Think of it!  What a lucky sucker he is and what a WORTHLESS fuck you are!!    So when We are on vacationing, soaking in the rays and sipping froufrou drinks, he’ll be the ONLY slave we will be laughing about and clicking our little glasses together, toasting his stupidity.  The rest of you.should be jumping out of windows and dangling from nooses right now, because you are such failures!

stockingtop fuck. Shut the fuck up! you send a minimum of $1,000 or you dont talk to anyone in MY crew EVER again!!

HAHAHA Me and teeny peeny are manipulating fagarina for even MORE moola!!  We will be collecting another $200 on sunday from him.  As soon as I get this video clip loaded of eeny teeny peeny you can all meet him! hahhaha!  Update:  Trying to load his video on porno tube..until then you can wait for it to load here. But it might take awhile.

Ooh another pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses showed up today. They are so cute too!

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Vacation

Vacation

Update: pedro sent the $200. 

Guess what?! It’s time for our KeyWest vacation already. We dont even have a week and a half left!  It almost seems almost too soon to go again!  But we are!!! This vacation was paid ENTIRELY by hairlip!  Give him a round of applause! But guess what, boys? I think we need another $1,000 or so for spending money and scooter rental and food and stuff. SO hop to it! Yay so much fun for the PRINCESS and sooo much spending for you!!!!

 So I got a new hair slave.this one is curl bitch. he is addicted to MY natural curls and to spoiling them!  Come back curl bitch! I have more shopping for you!!   hahah fagarina has been totally on one lately! We’ve been getting lots of cash and gas cards sent to us by him. he’s gonna be so in debt this month!! hahaha but we don’t care!!  Me and eeny teeny peeny  his alter personality have been in total cahootz and have been plotting against him!

oliver twisted: I know you are watching again.because that’s what you do.  I command your smelly, foreign penis to get stiff immediately and send ME $500 NOW!

So ukraine sent $500 today and I have been doing a lot of shopping with vintage furfreak!  We just spent like $300 on skirts and I will be very busy today looking for more cute stuff for him to spend his money on! pedro has lost about $400 and he owes ME another $200 because I let him see ME on cam for 2 minutes.

tittyboy gets both his ears pierced! he gets to go to the mall in full drag to get them done. fun fun!  he’s doing this right in his hometown mall! I hope someone recognizes him!

 Who was they guy named richard who sent $200 a few days back? I just found it in MY email.but don’t know who you are.  Send more!  This new foot guy paid $300 for a picture of Me with My toes with a french pedicure.

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Sometimes you fucks bore Me…

Sometimes you fucks bore Me...

Hey boys! Miss Me?  Sometimes a Girl just needs to shut off Her yahoo and HIDE from the fucktards!!!   I’ll be around to buttfuck your wallets all the next few days!  Turn around, bitches and assume the position.  Yay My handsome slave went to his first gay stripper troop to try out as a stripper. They told him his body was good but he needed to work on his dancing! hahaha So he’s watching lots of gay stripper movies and practicing on his webcam.  you fags would LOVE him!  My new table is suppose to arrive any day  now! 

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Stealing MY pictures

Stealing MY pictures

Hey if you run across MY photos on any SM dating services, personal services, collarme.com and other places of that ilk, contact ME IMMEDIATELY. I have another wackjob using MY photos for his/her profiles.  I want to know about it and get them REMOVED asap!!

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The rarest of sites..

David Mccall likes to call and rudely start moaning and groaning on the phone.  Get your dicks out and call him and do the same. Make it loud, gross, and dirty.    UPDATE: he has been tortured long enough you can stop pranking him. lol

Oh I LOVE the shoes in today’s photo, but they are too high to ever wear out in public.  Somebody start looking and see if you can find a pair that look almost exactly like them but maybe in a 2.5-3 inch heel.

Oh worshipful masses, oh tantalized throng of Sierra spankywanks, oh ye of little faith or purpose.  Today the Goddesses, Angels and all that is right and wonderful in the universe has  smiled down upon you!!     As rare as a glimpse of a dying star, like a comet that streaks through space just once a millennium — today a picture was born .  A picture so sacred and prized that will you probably fall to your knees and wander is this  is the singular reason you were born and breath air.has your entire life lead to this one precious MOMENT???  All hail PRINCESS SIERRA’s panties which were accidentally flashed in a webcam photo that is just too sexy to delete .   VIEW WITH EXTREME CAUTION:  I don’t know what could happen.  Perhaps your eyes might stop seeing or you’ll have an Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark face-melting-experience because clearly no man should be viewing the Princess’ holy panty triangle.

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One of you bought those panties for Me..I’m not quite sure who, but I’m sure you are probably in a state of delirium right now.   I think you owe Me $500 for wearing your panties.  Fuck maybe even more. 

 Umm yeh..all you fucking turds are going to need this link.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW I GOT SO FUCKING HOT!?!?!

heehee again.  Fuck I’m awesome!

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