Hey..long time no update! I know..Im sure this was a sad week for you. I’ve been busy working on security scans and stuff for MY merchant accounts.  It’s all good.  Gifts are everywhere!  I need to get them all photographed. I totally LOVE MY second Ed Hardy watch! Maybe even more than the first because it’s super bulky and tough!  Jewelery, bras, panties, dresses, gifts galor!  I have like 20 boxes to open still! All for ME and Me LOVES it ALL!!

Oh oliver twisted gave up $1,000 yesterday! old man tim got fucked out of $2,000 over the last few days.  I feeling all hyper and happy and ready to kick some ass and rape some credit cards.

BRING IT, BOYS!!!

Me and hairlip had a fun night. We had a little “together” time and of course he got very, very SCREWED.  he paid off the rest of the KeyWest trip.  he totally paid for MY week vacation at keywest all by his lonesome. We are so excited!!   he sent a total of $1400 cash yesterday AND he bought $255 worth items off MY amazon wishlist including a very nice bra, another Ed Hardy watch, some matrix curly hair product, and one of the skull dogtags! Yay yay yay!   I flashed him MY webcam for about a half an hour..and you know how that goes.. G O N E R.  Nobody resists ME on webcam.  he got to see Me all relaxed in a ponytail.  After seeing My gorgeous face from all different angles he was reduced to a slobbering retard who could do nothing more than beg to SHOP. hahahahahahaha! Then the ukranian popped up and sent $500.  SweEEeet night for the Princess.  western union man:  Call back tonight and get drunk and pay.  I was too fucking exhausted to financially rip you off at 4:30 a.m.